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Title: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:45:08 AM
Suggestions? ;D
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 08:45:33 AM
Sex change then post nudes. Thanks.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: wes on May 05, 2015, 08:47:46 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:52:18 AM
Sex change then post nudes. Thanks.

Hmmm, sorry, looks like Bruce Jenner got the jump on this one  ::)
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 08:53:23 AM
Hmmm, sorry, looks like Bruce Jenner got the jump on this one  ::)

That's why I added to post nudes, as far as I know he hasn't made with the nude pics yet. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:54:04 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.

Trying to stay on a contest diet again, might cause me to kill myself.
I'd like to, so we'll take it one day at a time.  Thanks.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: njflex on May 05, 2015, 08:54:33 AM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
X100000000000000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 08:55:46 AM
That's why I added to post nudes, as far as I know he hasn't made with the nude pics yet. Hope this helps.

How about some close up bent over, bung hole/ ball sac , gym shower selfies "as is"?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 08:58:17 AM
How about some close up bent over, bung hole/ ball sac , gym shower selfies "as is"?

Whatever, I'll take what I can get. You gonna post them in this thread or send to PM?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: MAXX on May 05, 2015, 08:58:43 AM
Stop posting  ::)
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: devilsmile on May 05, 2015, 08:59:27 AM
your 8 mirrages is impressive as it is, but what would really impress me if you became single for few years and focused on yoga and lifting
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Skorp1o on May 05, 2015, 09:01:13 AM
Pour liquid cyanide into your japs eye
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 05, 2015, 09:06:49 AM
Suggestions? ;D

thank you for your inquiry. I will ponder this issue the rest of the evening. Will get back to you if I come up with an appropriate suggestion.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 09:37:58 AM
I was giving odds on getting my 8th divorce followed by my 9th wife/marriage as the clear front runner? ???
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Skorp1o on May 05, 2015, 09:39:05 AM
I was giving odds on getting my 8th divorce followed by my 9th wife/marriage as the clear front runner? ???

How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: denarii on May 05, 2015, 09:41:36 AM
How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?

He is a closet Muslim.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 09:45:05 AM
How come so many marriages? Do you just pop the question as soon as you like someone?

I'm really 56 and married now to my 4th wife for the past 3 yrs (not 8th LOL).

Cliff notes - 1st 2 wives wanted kids a yr or 2 AFTER we got married. I didn't change, they did.
No compromise on that , so we divorced.

Last one was bored of me and/or being married  and wanted to have an "open marriage".
I knew what that was about so I divorced her. That one lasted 8 yrs.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: devilsmile on May 05, 2015, 12:53:46 PM
I'm really 56 and married now to my 4th wife for the past 3 yrs (not 8th LOL).

Cliff notes - 1st 2 wives wanted kids a yr or 2 AFTER we got married. I didn't change, they did.
No compromise on that , so we divorced.

Last one was bored of me and/or being married  and wanted to have an "open marriage".
I knew what that was about so I divorced her. That one lasted 8 yrs.

being 56 I can understand that you don't want to be alone. That being said, you haven't experienced heart and soul love. I dunno. My dad died over 10 years ago, lung cancer. My parents were together for 30 years, and my mom hasn't had any man after him and she doesn't even want one. No she's not a hoe, she's been by herself and she's happy the way it is. She told me the thought of another man is unnatural, and I agreed.

In fact, I find it odd that middle age plus people are searching for love, or "just someone" to die with, I find it kind of sick in a way. But I get it, people get lonely.

Is it impossible to be single for you?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: SF1900 on May 05, 2015, 12:55:57 PM
Stop posting for 1 month.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Royalty on May 05, 2015, 01:00:53 PM
Solve one side of a Rubik's Cube
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 05, 2015, 01:11:44 PM
Fake your death but be serious about it.   :D

Just kidding Mr. White,how `bout following through and getting back into contest condition and kick some old man asses on stage.
Yeah buddy. Do it for me cause I ain't
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Simple Simon on May 05, 2015, 01:12:05 PM
Hold onto a wife
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 01:12:43 PM
Solve one side of a Rubik's Cube

In less than a week.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2015, 01:16:17 PM
self immolation doing a double bicep pose 
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: thegamechanger on May 05, 2015, 01:25:15 PM
maybe setting a high score in some video game
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2015, 01:26:47 PM
read a book with no pictures, gainful employment, heterosexual thoughts and deeds for 30 days straight (no pun)

pick one
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: thegamechanger on May 05, 2015, 01:27:43 PM
i once said that supplements are a waste of money and i got a lot of respect after that original thought.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: BayGBM on May 05, 2015, 02:52:17 PM
Suggestions? ;D

Enter a contest and win!
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2015, 02:53:35 PM
Post a FDB, that's all.............
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: che on May 05, 2015, 02:55:12 PM
Kill Shizzo
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 03:21:37 PM
being 56 I can understand that you don't want to be alone. That being said, you haven't experienced heart and soul love. I dunno. My dad died over 10 years ago, lung cancer. My parents were together for 30 years, and my mom hasn't had any man after him and she doesn't even want one. No she's not a hoe, she's been by herself and she's happy the way it is. She told me the thought of another man is unnatural, and I agreed.

In fact, I find it odd that middle age plus people are searching for love, or "just someone" to die with, I find it kind of sick in a way. But I get it, people get lonely.

Is it impossible to be single for you?

Hmmm, interesting post.
I'll give it the serious reply it deserves.
I dearly loved my 3rd wife and we had 8 yrs of marriage.
When that ended , I felt like part of me was gone forever.

I met my current wife, a few months after that divorce.
We dated for a year , but I wasn't emotionally ready for another relationship at that time.
I stayed single for the next 4 years and we started dating again.
I actually enjoyed my years being single and went to a lot of baseball and hockey games  :D.

I'm very attracted to my current wife and we share a deep emotional connection.
The way she looks at me with loving eyes of adoration just melts my heart.
Like me she never wanted kids and has a good stable career/ profession.

We currently own a home in the Ga Mts and live a relaxed life with our 3 dogs.
NOW, if I could just stay on a damn diet and get lean again... :o
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: devilsmile on May 05, 2015, 03:28:33 PM
Hmmm, interesting post.
I'll give it the serious reply it deserves.
I dearly loved my 3rd wife and we had 8 yrs of marriage.
When that ended , I felt like part of me was gone forever.

I met my current wife, a few months after that divorce.
We dated for a year , but I wasn't emotionally ready for another relationship at that time.
I stayed single for the next 4 years and we started dating again.
I actually enjoyed my years being single and went to a lot of baseball and hockey games  :D.

I'm very attracted to my current wife and we share a deep emotional connection.
The way she looks at me with loving eyes of adoration just melts my heart.
Like me she never wanted kids and has a good stable career/ profession.

We currently own a home in the Ga Mts and live a relaxed life with our 3 dogs.
NOW, if I could just stay on a damn diet and get lean again... :o

OOOooooooh I get it, forgive me! I have missread you

Well, in that case uhm... hmm... I dunno. Like SF1900 said :D

but that would apply to me more.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 05, 2015, 03:29:37 PM
read a book with no pictures, gainful employment, heterosexual thoughts and deeds for 30 days straight (no pun)

pick one

I'll do those things when you can prey the latest copy of FLEX from my cold dead fingers  :o
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 03:33:31 PM
Kill Shizzo

In all seriousness, this is what you should do. It's not just a good thing for Getbig, but humanity in general. Time for that drunken fagget to die.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Parker on May 05, 2015, 03:54:12 PM
Have a kid.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 04:23:41 PM
Have a kid.

Would love to be that kid.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Dave D on May 05, 2015, 05:23:58 PM
Would love to be that kid.

Would love to be the surrogate mother.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 05:25:04 PM
Would love to be the surrogate mother.

Would love to breast feed on your freshly shaved nipples. (no homo)
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: che on May 05, 2015, 05:29:40 PM
Do not have a kid , adopt Shizzo and kill him.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Dave D on May 05, 2015, 05:32:41 PM
Would love to breast feed on your freshly shaved nipples. (no homo)

I'd love to be able to produce milk. No home




Howie I want you to have set on a public beach. During daylight hours.

You can do this.

Thank you.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: SF1900 on May 05, 2015, 06:15:07 PM
Howard, your posts are beginning to border on "Basile type creepy and annoying."

Please do something about this.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 05, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
Stop lying.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 05, 2015, 06:37:23 PM
I'm really 56 and married now to my 4th wife for the past 3 yrs (not 8th LOL).

Wow,,,, it's been a decade lol... I remember when howard was 45 and posting on getbig.   Yall never seem to age to me, even though many of us have been in this place for a decade now.   56, that's crazy man.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Agnostic007 on May 05, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
for me, it would be stop trying to impress getbiggers... that contradicts the very nature of a getbigger
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Vince B on May 05, 2015, 06:58:10 PM
How about some close up bent over, bung hole/ ball sac , gym shower selfies "as is"?

You mean, like this?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 05, 2015, 11:35:23 PM
Why do you care who you impress or do not impress? Stop worrying about trying to impress getbiggers. That would be a pretty impressive move.
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2015, 11:36:48 PM
Why do you care who you impress or do not impress? Stop worrying about trying to impress getbiggers. That would be a pretty impressive move.

So you're saying he should kill Shizzo?
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: Howard on May 06, 2015, 07:10:34 AM
Wow,,,, it's been a decade lol... I remember when howard was 45 and posting on getbig.   Yall never seem to age to me, even though many of us have been in this place for a decade now.   56, that's crazy man.

What's even more pathetic is that I was posting on here before you started.

What's really sad is the gradual decline of my physique since posting on getbig.

I need to stop...bye :D
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 06, 2015, 07:39:34 AM
What could I do that would impress most of getbig? - Suggestions? ;D

Explain, in terms of physics, the cold fusion phenomenon.

That would be impressive.

"1"
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: dr.chimps on May 06, 2015, 07:47:16 AM
Explain, in terms of physics, the cold fusion phenomenon.

That would be impressive.

"1"
*laughs into hands*

Asked my chemist Da (20-odd- years ago now) about that and he just rolled his eyes and said that is 'never going to be replicated.'   ;)  ;D
Title: Re: What could I do that would impress most of getbig?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 06, 2015, 08:05:14 AM
In all seriousness, this is what you should do. It's not just a good thing for Getbig, but humanity in general. Time for that drunken fagget to die.

x2

his time has come.