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Title: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 05, 2015, 06:08:43 PM
I put my name adress and+4 but they keep sending it back its a fucking stupid card department of revenue
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: SF1900 on May 05, 2015, 06:13:21 PM
Did you try sticking it in an outlet?
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 05, 2015, 06:14:38 PM
Did you try sticking it in an outlet?
timing 10\10
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Wiggs on May 05, 2015, 06:17:12 PM
Did you try sticking it in an outlet?

Lol
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: SF1900 on May 05, 2015, 06:20:40 PM
Lol

Falcon as a baby

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Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 05, 2015, 06:25:15 PM
Maybe u dont pay taxes like me
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: SF1900 on May 05, 2015, 06:28:50 PM
Maybe u dont pay taxes like me

I paid my electricity bill last month. Does that count?
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 05, 2015, 06:33:59 PM
I paid my electricity bill last month. Does that count?
0/0
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: calfzilla on May 05, 2015, 08:58:58 PM
?

Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Pete Nice on May 05, 2015, 09:00:47 PM
2,3,1,4
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 05, 2015, 09:02:58 PM
1,4,3,2
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 05, 2015, 09:44:22 PM
666 or if you prefer χξϛ
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: calfzilla on May 05, 2015, 10:04:24 PM
666 or if you prefer χξϛ

Outed
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 05, 2015, 10:10:27 PM
Outed

Yes, I am the devil.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: robcguns on May 06, 2015, 04:13:57 AM
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Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 06, 2015, 09:30:30 PM
I wasn't sure what a green IRS card was so I tried to look it up. Seems as if there is no such thing. There is a Green Card, which allows legal immigrants and aliens to live and work in the U.S.. Since Marty is neither of an immigrant or an alien (as far as we know), I cannot fathom what he is talking about, as usual.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2015, 09:42:01 PM
I put my name adress and+4 but they keep sending it back its a fucking stupid card department of revenue
Hey buddy, its no big deal.  It just lets you know that they received your info.  You do not have to do anything.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 07, 2015, 05:13:54 AM
WTF is a "green IRS card"?   ???
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2015, 05:49:33 AM
Falcon, take few minutes out of your busy day sticking your fingers in electrical outlets, and call the wonderful people at the IRS. I am sure you have about 60 minutes to blow to find out what it is..
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 07, 2015, 06:17:46 AM
Hey buddy, its no big deal.  It just lets you know that they received your info.  You do not have to do anything.
thank you
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 07, 2015, 06:45:25 AM
thank you

Marty, what is a "green IRS card"?  Does this card have special benefits?  Maybe I need one?   ???
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 07, 2015, 04:09:36 PM
Marty, what is a "green IRS card"?  Does this card have special benefits?  Maybe I need one?   ???
it doesnt say what is but it does say its from the irs
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2015, 05:07:00 PM
Marty, what is a "green IRS card"?  Does this card have special benefits?  Maybe I need one?   ???

Here's what I found.

"You are a resident, for U.S. federal tax purposes, if you are a Lawful Permanent Resident of the United States at any time during the calendar year. This is known as the "green card" test.

You are a Lawful Permanent Resident of the United States, at any time, if you have been given the privilege, according to the immigration laws, of residing permanently in the United States as an immigrant. You generally have this status if the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) issued you an alien registration card, Form I-551, also known as a "green card.""

http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Alien-Residency---Green-Card-Test
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 07, 2015, 05:11:13 PM
Here's what I found.

"You are a resident, for U.S. federal tax purposes, if you are a Lawful Permanent Resident of the United States at any time during the calendar year. This is known as the "green card" test.

You are a Lawful Permanent Resident of the United States, at any time, if you have been given the privilege, according to the immigration laws, of residing permanently in the United States as an immigrant. You generally have this status if the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) issued you an alien registration card, Form I-551, also known as a "green card.""

http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Alien-Residency---Green-Card-Test
im a southernland not migrant
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2015, 05:43:37 PM
im a southernland not migrant

Perhaps the IRS has confused you with someone else or someone who is a legal immigrant stole your identity.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 07, 2015, 06:21:25 PM
Perhaps the IRS has confused you with someone else or someone who is a legal immigrant stole your identity.
This is what he is talking about except its the one that is addressed to him letting him know they got his info.

Hope this helps.
(http://jesse2012.com/irs_greencard.jpg)
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2015, 08:42:55 PM
This is what he is talking about except its the one that is addressed to him letting him know they got his info.

Hope this helps.
(http://jesse2012.com/irs_greencard.jpg)

I see. Well then he's a little confused because this return receipt is from the United States Postal Service and not the IRS.

http://about.usps.com/publications/pub109/ch2_012.htm
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 07, 2015, 09:00:53 PM
I see. Well then he's a little confused because this return receipt is from the United States Postal Service and not the IRS.

http://about.usps.com/publications/pub109/ch2_012.htm
Yep.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Novena on May 08, 2015, 02:30:45 AM
I have never used anything but vanilla First Class Postage to send things to the IRS.

Just make sure that the Zip Code (all nine digits and the dash in-between) is by itself on the last line and in very big numerals.

Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 08, 2015, 04:56:50 AM
So people still mail in their taxes?   ???
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 08, 2015, 05:33:35 AM
This is what he is talking about except its the one that is addressed to him letting him know they got his info.

Hope this helps.
(http://jesse2012.com/irs_greencard.jpg)
fuck yes this is it seems adonis is much smarter then 99.9% here ill save this card as a gift
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 08, 2015, 03:25:58 PM
So people still mail in their taxes?   ???

Crazy isn't it? You get your tax refund in much less time when you E-file them.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 08, 2015, 04:27:17 PM
?



Fucking hate these kunts and their oversized sunglasses.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: syntaxmachine on May 09, 2015, 02:19:32 PM
E-file bro
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 09, 2015, 05:05:56 PM
E-file bro
No.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 09, 2015, 06:19:08 PM
E-file bro

X2

It's easy, and you get your money in about 2 weeks.  It doesn't get much easier.   :D
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 09, 2015, 10:22:59 PM
X2

It's easy, and you get your money in about 2 weeks.  It doesn't get much easier.   :D

Turbo Tax and e-file.....been doing this for years. I couldn't be easier.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 11, 2015, 05:37:00 AM
Turbo Tax and e-file.....been doing this for years. I couldn't be easier.

Same here.  I can literally do my taxes is less than an hour, click "submit", and my account gets a nice credit 2 weeks later.  I'm not sure how "tax agencies" are still in business.  I would think they'd have lost half their clients by now.

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Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: syntaxmachine on May 12, 2015, 03:57:28 PM
No.

Simpleton.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 12, 2015, 04:12:04 PM
Simpleton.
Dumbass.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 12, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Poor people file online

I hire professional n hope not to get audited
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 12, 2015, 04:17:09 PM
Poor people file online

I hire professional n hope not to get audited
Thats right Marty.  Plus, you have a much better case in court if the IRS tries anything funny. 
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: syntaxmachine on May 12, 2015, 04:17:48 PM
Dumbass.

How do you file your taxes, you stinky troglodyte? Or do you not have income as a real man does?
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Marty Champions on May 12, 2015, 04:25:52 PM
Thats right Marty.  Plus, you have a much better case in court if the IRS tries anything funny. 
these idiots on getbig cant even boil an egg properly, pin needles all day smoking weed , go to tyrones tax website and file taxes lol
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: The True Adonis on May 12, 2015, 04:44:10 PM
these idiots on getbig cant even boil an egg properly, pin needles all day smoking weed , go to tyrones tax website and file taxes lol
People like Syntax are wannabes who are worthless. 
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: dr.chimps on May 12, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
No.
x2.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 12, 2015, 05:20:58 PM
Seriously, why pay someone, when you can do it yourself in 1/10 the time?   ???
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Primemuscle on May 12, 2015, 09:29:59 PM
Poor people file online

I hire professional n hope not to get audited

Yes, poor me. I've never been audited and I've been paying income taxes a hell of a lot longer then you have. LOL that you actually believe you make enough income to consider yourself above us "poor" folks. Seems to me I remember you mowing lawns, painting shit apartments and what not with your ignorant electrical nonsense. These endeavors must pay much better than I thought.

There was one time when my dependants deduction came into question. - So happens it was the only time I hired a "professional" to do my taxes for me. So, I have to say, good luck with not getting audited, Marty.

I'd challenge you to honestly compare your income with mine, but I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
Title: Re: that dam green IRS card wtf do i do with it
Post by: Twaddle on May 13, 2015, 07:53:09 AM
Yes, poor me. I've never been audited and I've been paying income taxes a hell of a lot longer then you have. LOL that you actually believe you make enough income to consider yourself above us "poor" folks. Seems to me I remember you mowing lawns, painting shit apartments and what not with your ignorant electrical nonsense. These endeavors must pay much better than I thought.

There was one time when my dependants deduction came into question. - So happens it was the only time I hired a "professional" to do my taxes for me. So, I have to say, good luck with not getting audited, Marty.

I'd challenge you to honestly compare your income with mine, but I wouldn't want to embarrass you.

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