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Title: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 06:23:54 AM
just as black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders, so are black comedians.

Richard Pryor
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 09, 2015, 06:24:49 AM
Because they are allowed to say.... n i g g e r
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Waller on May 09, 2015, 06:27:11 AM
Very funny guys, sometimes I do get a little bored of black comedians making jokes about racism. It's done to death.

I think Eddie made that stuff mainstream for a lot of people? But 30? Years later the same jokes are being made.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: robcguns on May 09, 2015, 06:33:52 AM
just as black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders, so are black comedians.

Richard Pryor
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle


you sir are a jackass.i couldnt think of anyone leas funny than richard pryor,chris rock or eddie murphy and dave chappelle is a complete moron.white bodybuilers are better in my eyes.So please fuck off.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Bevo on May 09, 2015, 06:36:01 AM
you sir are a jackass.i couldnt think of anyone leas funny than richard pryor,chris rock or eddie murphy and dave chappelle is a complete moron.white bodybuilers are better in my eyes.So please fuck off.

I agree branch is def one of the best white bbers and one of the all time greats
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: SuperTed on May 09, 2015, 06:37:31 AM
Katt Williams and Kevin Hart are also great.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2015, 06:42:01 AM
No way.  A black comic's show is almost always about race because it gets an easy laugh from the 1/2 sozzled 4 drink minimum crowd.  It's lazy and not very interesting the 10th time around.

Your list is missing the #1 comic of all time who proves me wrong: Bill Cosby.  Yes, the titty groping, mickey slipping Bill Cosby with the bulge in his trousers.  The same.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: jude2 on May 09, 2015, 06:46:03 AM
Of course they can say whatever the want.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Bevo on May 09, 2015, 06:49:00 AM
I hate watching any of these stand up comedian shows, never been interested, 9 out of 10 it's about race. Boring
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: polychronopolous on May 09, 2015, 06:49:10 AM
Something always told me Robin Harris was going to check out at an early age.

Looked so unhealthy up there on stage.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/62pX5MRYBno/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: BB on May 09, 2015, 06:57:54 AM
Patrice O'Neal was the greatest black comedian of the last 10 - 15 years. Eddie was great, and could be great again, he just needs to get into the clubs again, and work out new material. Delirious is still funny 30 years later. Black comics tend to rely on white characters too much sometimes, but there are still lots of strong ones around.

The thing that is killing white comedy, is that there are too many social justice warriors in it now, trying to shame folks, and make it happy. Comedy should hurt.

The guys coming up with Rogan, and guys like Big Jay Oakerson, and that crew are holding it down. No fear in those guys.

 
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 06:59:43 AM
Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2015, 07:07:28 AM
Yeah, I know, but this one's eatin' my popcorn!
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: BB on May 09, 2015, 07:20:25 AM
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Also it's become sport to pick apart Dice, but when he lets it all hang out he was an enjoyable listen -

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Also, he's dead now, but Otto and George was a beast -

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Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Knooger on May 09, 2015, 08:50:07 AM
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 08:56:53 AM
that was boring. 5 minutes and not one laugh from me. never heard of that fat beret wearing screaming moron.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Rambone on May 09, 2015, 09:00:51 AM
In the past 10 years, I think whites have overtaken blacks. Chapelle was the last of the funny ones. Katt Williams is an annoying midget. If you've watched any of the Comedy Central roasts, whites>blacks
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Knooger on May 09, 2015, 09:01:18 AM
that was boring. 5 minutes and not one laugh from me. never heard of that fat beret wearing screaming moron.


I can pretty safely assume you are quite young then. He was popular back in the 80's. Unfortunately he was killed by a drunk driver back in 1992.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 09, 2015, 09:01:53 AM
Bill Burr, Louis CK, and Jim Gaffigan are all very funny.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: funk51 on May 09, 2015, 09:06:06 AM
just as black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders, so are black comedians.

Richard Pryor
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle


those are 4 of my favorite, but i also like george carlin, richard jeni, seinfeld, rodney dangerfield and the diceman...
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Croatch on May 09, 2015, 09:09:44 AM
This was a funny post.
As stated, too many black comics over use race in their routine.  And some times talking in high pitched voice isn't enough to be funny, like Chris Rock.  Murphy had some decent material.  I never found Richard Prior to be funny in stand up, but decent in a few movies.
George Carlin and Tosh are funnier than any comedian listed so far....and smarter.
Louie CK is a serious overrated comic.  He has a few funny bits, but I never saw much in him.
Dane Cook mastered the art of being funny without saying anything that funny.

Chapelles stand up was rough.  His sketch comedy, best thing to hit in a while...over a decade back.

It's hard to argue funny, as it's similar to art...that painting is beautiful...fuck you, it sucks....haha...uh ok.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: hardgainerj on May 09, 2015, 09:10:21 AM
Katt Williams and Kevin Hart are also great.
lol no theyre not
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: funk51 on May 09, 2015, 09:12:31 AM
lol no theyre not
kevin hart is in the same category as dane cook, he sounds and acts like he should be funny has a lot of energy on stage, but just not funny in retrospect.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 09, 2015, 09:36:02 AM
Somepeople like to cal black people dumb. But I think some of them are pretty smart. Very fast brain and mouth! Legs to! And in some areas white people cant hang with them...

In most cases I think they are just lazy and dosent give a fuck! Not aware of their own potential...or might be, but doesn't give a fuck! Just lazy. Most talented people are lazy!
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2015, 09:38:12 AM
that fat beret wearing screaming moron.


 ;D  

Always looked to me like he hadn't bathed in awhile.  And like a flasher.  A flasher with a smeggy wang.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: G_Thang on May 09, 2015, 10:13:16 AM
 check out Dennis Wolfberg.  he's comedy gold.  8)



Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Skeletor on May 09, 2015, 10:13:23 AM
Russell Peters is damn funny, one of the best currently. Since he's Indian he doesn't fit anywhere and can make fun of anyone.



Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Europe on May 09, 2015, 10:20:43 AM
just as black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders, so are black comedians.

Richard Pryor
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle



2 options

1.you're either a cuckold
2.you're a kneegrow..

Oh because they are allowed to say n i g g e r!
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Stan Diego on May 09, 2015, 10:29:13 AM
Don't forget the Mexicans. Does anyone remember Freddy Soto? RIP....

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: local hero on May 09, 2015, 10:38:43 AM
Best stand up for me, by a country mile.. Billy Connolly...
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: The Ugly on May 09, 2015, 10:50:44 AM
Bill Burr, Louis CK, and Jim Gaffigan are all very funny.

Jim Jefferies, Norm fucking MacDonald:

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: The Ugly on May 09, 2015, 10:59:02 AM
Don't forget the Mexicans.

'Why You Crying?' - Lopez

The entire list.
Title: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 11:17:02 AM
Whitney Houston.
Michael Jackson.
Aretha Franklin.
Sade.
Donna Summer.
Stevie Wonder.
Marvin Gaye.
Ella Fitzgerald.
Tina Turner.
Nat King Cole.
Bob Marley.
Sam Cooke.
Otis Redding.
Etta James.
Billie Holiday.
James Brown.
Alicia Keys.
Luther Vandross.
Al Green.
Prince.
Barry White.
Nina Simone.
Lionel Richie.
Ray Charles.
Little Richard.
Smokie Robinson.
Curtis Mayfield.


Title: Re: Black singers are better singers than white singers
Post by: Carlton G. Long on May 09, 2015, 11:34:52 AM
(http://nocompulsion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/whiteguilt.jpg)
Title: Re: Black singers are better singers than white singers
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2015, 11:35:03 AM
michael bolton
Title: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: SquidVicious on May 09, 2015, 11:37:50 AM
Discuss
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: HonestBob on May 09, 2015, 11:39:50 AM
Eddie Murphy was 22/23 years old when he filmed Delirious.

That is very fucking impressive.



Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: Rambone on May 09, 2015, 11:41:51 AM
The Walton family combined probably has more money than all the blacks on the planet. Discuss
Title: Re: Black singers are better singers than white singers
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 09, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
MEATLOAF

hahahah
Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: Carlton G. Long on May 09, 2015, 11:47:14 AM
The Walton family combined probably has more money than all the blacks on the planet. Discuss

Especially once John-Boy's writing career took off.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXmLnXsHe81NFfkfwDZvNv4TNN8SwtK3Vkw4y9R1wXx18eJfItXGSDeYEG)
Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2015, 11:47:49 AM
mc hammer
Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: Rambone on May 09, 2015, 11:49:49 AM
Especially once John-Boy's writing career took off.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXmLnXsHe81NFfkfwDZvNv4TNN8SwtK3Vkw4y9R1wXx18eJfItXGSDeYEG)

Haha I had to do some research on that. Wasn't born yet
Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: Carlton G. Long on May 09, 2015, 11:50:44 AM
Haha I had to do some research on that. Wasn't born yet

I was just a little guy myself when they were on. 
Title: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 11:59:12 AM
Sergio Oliva
Chris Dickerson
Serge Nubret
Lee Haney
Ronnie Coleman
Dexter Jackson
Kevin Levrone
Robby Robinson
Mike Christian
Chris Cormier
Paul Dillett
Aaron Baker
Darem Charles
Melvin Anthony
Phil Heath
Shawn Ray
Vince Taylor
Flex Wheeler
Kai Greene
Victor Martinez
Vickie Gates
Yolanda Hughes
Iris Kyle
Lenda Murray
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: G_Thang on May 09, 2015, 12:04:12 PM
black basketball players are better than white
white hockey players are better than black
asian ping pong players are better than white and black
latin baseball players are better than asian

why are we going over this again?
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 12:06:18 PM
black basketball players are better than white
white hockey players are better than black
asian ping pong players are better than white and black
latin baseball players are better than asian

why are we going over this again?

non bodybuilding thread reported
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: affeman on May 09, 2015, 12:06:28 PM
ehm........no ;)
Title: Re: White Guys are Richer than Black Guys
Post by: Royalty on May 09, 2015, 12:31:25 PM
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Royalty on May 09, 2015, 12:32:15 PM
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Royalty on May 09, 2015, 12:37:23 PM
Bi-Racial

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: funk51 on May 09, 2015, 01:39:56 PM
;D  

Always looked to me like he hadn't bathed in awhile.  And like a flasher.  A flasher with a smeggy wang.
he used to shit the bed and won't care, he had girlfriends to clean up after him... if he had to piss he won't leave the bed piss right on the floor
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: SquidVicious on May 09, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
Bi-Racial


The funniest guys around today.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Ken Fresno on May 09, 2015, 01:49:57 PM
Patrice O'Neal was the greatest black comedian of the last 10 - 15 years. Eddie was great, and could be great again, he just needs to get into the clubs again, and work out new material. Delirious is still funny 30 years later. Black comics tend to rely on white characters too much sometimes, but there are still lots of strong ones around.

The thing that is killing white comedy, is that there are too many social justice warriors in it now, trying to shame folks, and make it happy. Comedy should hurt.

The guys coming up with Rogan, and guys like Big Jay Oakerson, and that crew are holding it down.

 

Patrice was one of the greatest comedians black or white. His views about women and relationships were spot on.

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 01:51:27 PM
he used to shit the bed and won't care, he had girlfriends to clean up after him... if he had to piss he won't leave the bed piss right on the floor

mental patients do this all the time
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Never1AShow on May 09, 2015, 02:32:24 PM
Count up the Mr. Olympias.  25 a piece.  This year breaks the tie!?!  Of course this assumes Franco.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 09, 2015, 02:48:58 PM
Most blacks are comedians in the bad sense..
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: hardgainerj on May 09, 2015, 03:29:45 PM

proof that yelling profanities can amuse many people
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: MAXX on May 09, 2015, 03:51:33 PM
Idk I don't Think the black comedians are funny at all

Jews on the other hand.. alot of good comedians
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: BB on May 09, 2015, 04:14:07 PM
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That was another guy that was hilarious. The material is a bit dated simply by being 20 plus years old, but he was awesome. It's also a good lesson on how the way a comedian can make a joke 10x funnier simply by stage presence.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 09, 2015, 07:28:50 PM
Black comedians are always talking about white people.  It's tired and it's not funny anymore.

They need to find something else to joke about.
Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 08:27:40 PM
George Carlin was hilarious!

Title: Re: Black comedians are funnier than white comedians.
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 08:28:36 PM
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Wiggs on May 09, 2015, 08:30:01 PM
The sky is blue.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: TheShape. on May 09, 2015, 08:34:13 PM
Eh, it's a mixed batch. Look at Goodrum and Serge Nubret, or Shizzo and Steve Reeves. It's all relative.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Schmoff on May 09, 2015, 08:39:38 PM
(http://img0.ndsstatic.com/wallpapers/8306ee2a064e76ccfe2237c1466d6202_large.jpeg)
Title: Re: Black singers are better singers than white singers
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 08:54:34 PM
(http://nocompulsion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/whiteguilt.jpg)
These people suck! It's disgusting. Their ancestors probably never owned slaves.

Where are they when its time to represent white victims? These people are scum.

http://www.tomatobubble.com/id462.html (http://www.tomatobubble.com/id462.html)
Title: Re: Black singers are better singers than white singers
Post by: Tennisballz on May 09, 2015, 09:07:06 PM
(http://nocompulsion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/whiteguilt.jpg)
Hopefully they faced a firing squad after this photo was taken.  As a white person, I'm embarrassed to be lumped in with these weak wastes of space.
Title: White people are more intelligent than black people
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 09:08:27 PM
Isaac Newton
Henry Ford
Tesla
Da Vinci
Edison
etc. etc.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Bevo on May 09, 2015, 09:08:29 PM
Sergio Oliva
Chris Dickerson
Serge Nubret
Lee Haney
Ronnie Coleman
Dexter Jackson
Kevin Levrone
Robby Robinson
Mike Christian
Chris Cormier
Paul Dillett
Aaron Baker
Darem Charles
Melvin Anthony
Phil Heath
Shawn Ray
Vince Taylor
Flex Wheeler
Kai Greene
Victor Martinez
Vickie Gates
Yolanda Hughes
Iris Kyle
Lenda Murray


Dorian beat half of those top name guys  ;D
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Tennisballz on May 09, 2015, 09:08:46 PM
Count up the Mr. Olympias.  25 a piece.  This year breaks the tie!?!  Of course this assumes Franco.
Maybe that means Ramy will win...haha
Title: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 09:10:18 PM
Mariusz Pudzianowski
Žydrūnas Savickas
Magnús Ver Magnússon
Jón Páll Sigmarsson
Bill Kazmaier
Brian Shaw
Jouko Ahola
Geoff Capes
Bruce Wilhelm
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: G_Thang on May 09, 2015, 09:11:20 PM
where the fuck are the mods?  how many of these threads are you going to start?
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: cephissus on May 09, 2015, 09:11:46 PM
Blacks can play in the NFL, hope this helps
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 09:15:32 PM
where the fuck are the mods?  how many of these threads are you going to start?
Ask thegamechanger
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: obsidian on May 09, 2015, 09:17:10 PM
Blacks can play in the NFL, hope this helps
Yes, because they are given all the grants etc. Put the best all white football team against the best all black team and it will be no contest. Whites will win.
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 09, 2015, 09:17:56 PM
Correct.

Blacks are faster than whites.

Also correct.
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: Tennisballz on May 09, 2015, 09:25:27 PM
I outran a black guy by a mile in my coed soccer game last sunday  ;D  but seriously who gives a fuck?  99.999999% of us are really close in terms of our potential in speed, strength and jumping ability...yet we argue amongst ourselves on behalf of the genetic freaks in the world?? kind of dumb...lets change this to a Christian vs muslim thing.  that's a hotter ticket right now.
Title: Re: Whites are stronger than blacks
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 09, 2015, 10:10:13 PM
I outran a black guy by a mile in my coed soccer game last sunday  ;D  but seriously who gives a fuck?  99.999999% of us are really close in terms of our potential in speed, strength and jumping ability...yet we argue amongst ourselves on behalf of the genetic freaks in the world?? kind of dumb...lets change this to a Christian vs muslim thing.  that's a hotter ticket right now.

I concur.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 09, 2015, 11:44:56 PM
when you take all those black bodybuilders into account the ones who won, the ones who got robbed, the bigger shows, the smaller shows, you will come to the conclusion that blacks in bodybuilding are on a whole, better.
the work ethic and eating habits of blacks are two things that comes to mind.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: obsidian on May 10, 2015, 12:06:03 AM
when you take all those black bodybuilders into account the ones who won, the ones who got robbed, the bigger shows, the smaller shows, you will come to the conclusion that blacks in bodybuilding are on a whole, better.
the work ethic and eating habits of blacks are two things that comes to mind.
Their calves suck in general.

Whites > blacks
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 10, 2015, 12:07:57 AM
kai greene, phil heath etc got good enough calves
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 10, 2015, 01:08:35 AM
ok so maybe black comedians are not funnier than white comedians?

as stand up it's debatable

but in movies there's a shortage of black comedians wouldnt you agree
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 10, 2015, 01:23:05 PM
two words for you - bill hicks!
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 10, 2015, 01:24:34 PM
two words for you - bill hicks!

two words about him - fucking lame
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: irishdave on May 10, 2015, 01:27:08 PM
two words about him - fucking lame

I never liked Hicks and never saw his appeal and yeah blacks are better bodybuilders in general IMHO. But Bob Paris and Gunther are hard to beat in terms of ideals.
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 10, 2015, 01:29:45 PM
so who's the funniest bodybuilder? and more importantly is he black or white
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 10, 2015, 01:33:18 PM
I never liked Hicks and never saw his appeal and yeah blacks are better bodybuilders in general IMHO. But Bob Paris and Gunther are hard to beat in terms of ideals.

In general blacks have the round muscle bellies, but caucasians have the hardness... Bob had an almost perfect structure & balance (no homo)
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: thegamechanger on May 10, 2015, 01:53:32 PM
bob chick did?
Title: Re: Black bodybuilders are better than white bodybuilders
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 11, 2015, 02:40:42 AM
Comedy? Mitch Hedberg... /thread...