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Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife, cut up the body with a hatchet and buried the victim in his backyard.
A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the death penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.” Gaylord said he killed his imaginary friend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for being messy.
“His room was a mess all the time with his toys and dolls,” Gaylord told police. “He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen… never picked up his empty cocaine baggies and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn’t get it clean. Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF (best friend forever). We’d go dancing, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.”
Gaylord said he and Mr. Happy had grown very unhappy in their relationship and hadn’t had a “real conversation” in at least a year. The breaking point came when Mr. Happy allegedly crashed Mr. Gaylord’s Nissan ALTIMA after the friends had been out celebrating Mr. Happy’s birthday at Hooters, which resulted in Mr. Gaylord being arrested instead of Mr. Happy.
“That drunk driving incident I got unfairly blamed for and just how messy he had become put me over the edge and I murdered him,” Mr. Gaylord told police. “It was an overreaction. I should have listened to the neighbor lady and got us into counseling, but no, I did the unthinkable and killed my best friend. I’m a terrible, terrible person and I need to be punished.”
Police said Gaylord was extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill police after they told him they could not give him the death penalty for his crime.
Police took Mr. Gaylord into custody and obtained a search warrant for his house where they found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charges. Bail has not been set.
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Gaylord ;D
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"where they found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun"
amongst the crayons probably.
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he should have killed his parents instead, for cursing him with that last name.
this guy did pretty good with the name
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this guy did pretty good with the name
this guy too
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This actually somewhat pisses me off. This guy is obviously mentally ill and rather than taking him to a hospital, they lock him up.
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this guy did pretty good with the name
look at the hat... he played in san franciso................ .......
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This actually somewhat pisses me off. This guy is obviously mentally ill and rather than taking him to a hospital, they lock him up.
They found a fucking machine gun. He will probably get psych help after he's arraigned.
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look at the hat... he played in san franciso................ .......
so what are you saying???? ::) ::) ::) ::) ;) ;) ;) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* wink wink nudge nudge.... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Gay
lord thread reported!
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This actually somewhat pisses me off. This guy is obviously mentally ill and rather than taking him to a hospital, they lock him up.
We agree.
Damn.
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Gaylord thread reported!
LMOA ;D
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At the conclusion of this case, the police will have to pay out unspecified damages to the imaginary friend for beating on him.....but make no admission of wrongdoing as a condition of settlement.
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So this guy's name is Gay Focker?
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Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife, cut up the body with a hatchet and buried the victim in his backyard.
A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the death penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.” Gaylord said he killed his imaginary friend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for being messy.
“His room was a mess all the time with his toys and dolls,” Gaylord told police. “He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen… never picked up his empty cocaine baggies and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn’t get it clean. Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF (best friend forever). We’d go dancing, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.”
Gaylord said he and Mr. Happy had grown very unhappy in their relationship and hadn’t had a “real conversation” in at least a year. The breaking point came when Mr. Happy allegedly crashed Mr. Gaylord’s Nissan ALTIMA after the friends had been out celebrating Mr. Happy’s birthday at Hooters, which resulted in Mr. Gaylord being arrested instead of Mr. Happy.
“That drunk driving incident I got unfairly blamed for and just how messy he had become put me over the edge and I murdered him,” Mr. Gaylord told police. “It was an overreaction. I should have listened to the neighbor lady and got us into counseling, but no, I did the unthinkable and killed my best friend. I’m a terrible, terrible person and I need to be punished.”
Police said Gaylord was extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill police after they told him they could not give him the death penalty for his crime.
Police took Mr. Gaylord into custody and obtained a search warrant for his house where they found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charges. Bail has not been set.
This is really sad actually.