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Title: How does this happen?
Post by: ritch on May 16, 2015, 09:53:23 AM: Second "morning" in a row after I eat my pre workout meal, gotta go take a very pressing shit, and after I get up, there is shit sprayed on the back part of the toilet.

Discuss.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 09:54:13 AM: Quote from: ritch on May 16, 2015, 09:53:23 AM
Second "morning" in a row after I eat my pre workout meal, gotta go take a very pressing shit, and after I get up, there is shit sprayed on the back part of the toilet.

Discuss.
Probably due to your prolapsed anus.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Waller on May 16, 2015, 09:57:21 AM: That just gives you something to aim at later when you take a piss.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 16, 2015, 10:11:27 AM: Eggs do that to me sometimes. Never raw, only cooked. Go figure.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Hulkotron on May 16, 2015, 10:13:06 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on May 16, 2015, 10:11:27 AM
Eggs do that to me sometimes. Never raw, only cooked. Go figure.

R, NC, NPO.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:17:11 AM: Quote from: Waller on May 16, 2015, 09:57:21 AM
That just gives you something to aim at later when you take a piss.

not under the seat I mean, the back rest, lol!
HOw does my shit go upward???

I think Shizzo has the right answer even though I don't understand what he is saying.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 10:24:01 AM: Quote from: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:17:11 AM
not under the seat I mean, the back rest, lol!
HOw does my shit go upward???

I think Shizzo has the right answer even though I don't understand what he is saying.
Your asshole is wider than Heath.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:26:11 AM: Quote from: Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 10:24:01 AM
Your asshole is wider than Heath.

Proving once again how narrow he is...
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: SF1900 on May 16, 2015, 10:29:47 AM: This pretty much happens every morning to me, especially if you eat at night. I dont think its anything abnormal.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:31:13 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on May 16, 2015, 10:29:47 AM
This pretty much happens every morning to me, especially if you eat at night. I dont think its anything abnormal.

Of course I eat at night.
4 whole eggs,
2 peanut butter and jam toasts.

ONly had one piece of toast last night. Was a smaller shit spray/spot than yesterday, still had to clean that shit off after, lol...
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 10:35:12 AM: Quote from: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:31:13 AM
Of course I eat at night.
4 whole eggs,
2 peanut butter and jam toasts.

ONly had one piece of toast last night. Was a smaller shit spray/spot than yesterday, still had to clean that shit off after, lol...
Are you implying that your ass sprays shit, like an elephant's trunk sprays water?

You might want to get that checked. Your bowls aren't supposed to work like the chocolate wonderfall at a Golden Corral
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Knooger on May 16, 2015, 10:37:28 AM: Quote from: Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 09:54:13 AM
Probably due to your prolapsed anus.

Quote from: ritch on May 16, 2015, 10:17:11 AM

I think Shizzo has the right answer even though I don't understand what he is saying.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Schnauzer on May 16, 2015, 10:39:25 AM: Quote from: ritch on May 16, 2015, 09:53:23 AM
Second "morning" in a row after I eat my pre workout meal, gotta go take a very pressing shit, and after I get up, there is shit sprayed on the back part of the toilet.

Discuss.

Have you tried shitting with the toilet seat down?
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 10:40:29 AM: Quote from: Schnauzer on May 16, 2015, 10:39:25 AM
Have you tried shitting with the toilet seat down?
Has he tried shitting with his pants down?
Title: Re: How does this happen?
Post by: Waller on May 16, 2015, 10:42:04 AM: Quote from: Shizzo on May 16, 2015, 10:40:29 AM
Has he tried shitting with his pants down?

Or sitting down?