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Title: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Klaustrophobia on February 27, 2006, 06:02:43 AM
Hello gang!

This is Klaustrophobia of TEAM KLAUS!!

How is every body doing in here !!!

2006 is gonna be a big year for us!

Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Klaustrophobia on February 27, 2006, 06:04:05 AM
It's nice to be back here, I haven't been here since december of 2003 !!

But now I'm back to move TEAM KLAUS to the top of the ladder !!

TEAM KLAUS IN 2006
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Klaustrophobia on February 27, 2006, 06:11:02 AM
I know a lot of you strong guys of TEAM KLAUS is still on here, lurking !! come out come out where ever you are heheh

here is a picture of the ubermeister himself

(http://www.ronnie.cz/_img/Fotogalerie/283_1_1.jpg)

All HAIL

Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on February 27, 2006, 06:15:16 AM
yawn
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Klaustrophobia on February 27, 2006, 07:00:57 AM
Don't be jealous because he got bigger arms than you guy !!

Respect him!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on February 27, 2006, 07:05:54 AM
Yes he has a lot of quality mass, he can't be ignored anymore.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Karl Kox on February 27, 2006, 07:08:43 AM
Don't be jealous because he got bigger arms than you guy !!
Respect him!
Hey if I had oil in my arms I would be that big too. ;)
I don't respect anyone who fills every muscle in there body with oil.
I am no where near as big as that fool but the muscle I have gottin is from hardwork in the gym!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 27, 2006, 07:18:56 AM
Klaus is timeless.  As the rest of us age, he is able to maintain that youthful exuberance without fail.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on February 27, 2006, 07:25:22 AM
"Karl Kox" is having a scapegoat for al his muscle gain problems haha.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: st@nco on February 27, 2006, 07:50:49 AM
it's characters like this who should bring bodybuilding to the masses

forget the freaks like ronnie and marcus... this guy has the body everyone wants!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 27, 2006, 08:02:57 AM
it's characters like this who should bring bodybuilding to the masses
forget the freaks like ronnie and marcus... this guy has the body everyone wants!

I hear ya.  I'm not the least bit gay, but I'd probably let Klaus hit it, just for the good of the sport!




(ok, i'm kidding)
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bluto on February 27, 2006, 08:19:27 AM
Klaus is just another example of someone that looks great off-season, but unfortunately, isn't able to "dial in" coming contest day.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: benchthis on February 27, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
Leave it to the germans to experiment with the human body in sick and perverse ways.
finally someone said it
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bluto on February 27, 2006, 08:22:53 AM
Leave it to the germans to experiment with the human body in sick and perverse ways.

Sooner or later they will get it just right and I predict they will dominate the sport of bodybuilding, just like East Germany dominated a lot of the events in the Olympics in the 80's.
Any day now... any day.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on February 27, 2006, 08:28:04 AM
He looks so much fuller then Coleman.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 27, 2006, 08:56:45 AM
Mars, I agree.  If Klaus wanted to he could dominate the IFBB.  It's nice of him to give the little guys a chance.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bobby on February 27, 2006, 09:02:38 AM
Careful! Bush is planning an invasion
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 27, 2006, 09:18:07 AM
Careful! Bush is planning an invasion

If it means lower gas prices, then I support his bid to blow up whatever rathole country to which you're referring! 

Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bobby on February 27, 2006, 09:33:42 AM
Country = Klaus
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Karl Kox on February 27, 2006, 09:38:48 AM
"Karl Kox" is having a scapegoat for al his muscle gain problems haha.

LOL
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: tommywishbone on February 27, 2006, 09:53:53 AM
I'm confused. :(
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: paul84 on February 27, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
The word Klaus is actually German for "Godlike Physique."
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: brianX on February 27, 2006, 10:50:32 AM
What's amazing is that Klaus has managed to keep those beautiful lines intact while pushing his muscularity to even greater heights. Most guys start to lose their shape at a higher bodyweight, but Klaus knows how to put quality muscle on in the right places. He has the muscle density and hardness of a Branch Warren or Rich Gaspari, but with far better aesthetics.

Klaus could make a BIG splash if he ever decided to compete in the NPC. The superheavyweight class is his for the taking.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: paul84 on February 27, 2006, 11:00:05 AM
What's amazing is that Klaus has managed to keep those beautiful lines intact while pushing his muscularity to even greater heights. Most guys start to lose their shape at a higher bodyweight, but Klaus knows how to put quality muscle on in the right places. He has the muscle density and hardness of a Branch Warren or Rich Gaspari, but with far better aesthetics.
Klaus could make a BIG splash if he ever decided to compete in the NPC. The superheavyweight class is his for the taking.

I heard they were going to forgo the formalities and just mail him a pro card and a special invite to the Olympia this year if he gives the word.  Truly a classic physique with Herculean proportions...
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: brianX on February 27, 2006, 11:02:48 AM
I wouldn't be surprised. Federov got a special invite, and Klaus blows him out of the water.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bluto on February 27, 2006, 11:59:19 AM
I'm usually not a fan of special invites, however, in this particular case, I'm willing to make an exception.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on February 27, 2006, 12:15:05 PM
Great physique.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Sexual Mustard on February 27, 2006, 03:00:44 PM
Klaus is the only man who can save bodybuilding, but he's so humble that he doesn't want the limelight...... can someone say ROLE MODEL??!!!!!!!!!! 

SM
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 27, 2006, 03:03:34 PM
Don't any of you tiny twats dare make fun of Klaus.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: st@nco on February 27, 2006, 03:15:42 PM
you tell 'em showstoppa!...

Klaus is the face of modern, mainstream bodybuilding- He's the future, he's the sports only chance of survival.

At this very moment, I am injecting pure, cold-pressed olive oil into my biceps, quads and chest. If i continue with this hardcore, oil saturation training approach, I'll soon be ready for a pro card... and inevitable victory!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mydavid on February 27, 2006, 03:19:38 PM
Don't any of you tiny twats dare make fun of Klaus.

Oh course you'd be a fan of Klaus...figures!!!

xoxo
Lisa
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: bic_staedtler on February 27, 2006, 03:58:08 PM
For you fans, you can see Klaus at www.wpse.com. WPSE has ALL the Klaus pictures and even a 5 minute video of the master!
All hail!


....you mean I can go to that website and PAY!?!??!?!?!?...to look at pics and videos of KLAUS!?!?!?!?!


...that's the most GENIOUS thing that's ever been developed on Getbig!....I'M SENDING MY CASH RIGHT NOW!!!...YES!

Keep on keepin' on, Klaus...RESPECT.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 27, 2006, 04:02:46 PM
....you mean I can go to that website and PAY!?!??!?!?!?...to look at pics and videos of KLAUS!?!?!?!?!
...that's the most GENIOUS thing that's ever been developed on Getbig!....I'M SENDING MY CASH RIGHT NOW!!!...YES!
Keep on keepin' on, Klaus...RESPECT.

need a website, brother?
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: bic_staedtler on February 27, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
Sux don't it?
If you had gotten a boom7 account within the first 2 months of it being live, you woulda gotten a free account.
...too late now...all those boom7 members are happily downloading more than 40,000 pics to their hearts content...

...you don't mean that RIGHT NOW THIS VERY SECOND I could be downloading thousands of KLAUS pics?  Oh, curse my decisions and curse my eyes!!!!  CURSED RETROSPECT, FOR I LOVE FREE PICS OF KLAUS...if....

..if..

...if I could TURN BACK TIME...

...if I could....FIND A WAY....
.

...

...I'D TAKE BACK THE FACT I DIDN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT BOOM7.....AND UNLIMITED KLAUS PICS would be MINE....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 27, 2006, 04:30:58 PM
Oh course you'd be a fan of Klaus...figures!!!
xoxo
Lisa

Who's not a fan of Klaus?  Only people who don't truly understand bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Wombat on February 27, 2006, 09:10:42 PM
Klaus just recently turned down the part to play Arnold in the remake of Pumping Iron...Klaus stated that although he believes that Arnold was one of the best in the world, that using himself to play Arnold would be just too unrealistic to the masses because he Klaus is just so much more superior in size, shape and definition then Arnold ever was...

That sucks because i bet Klaus would have Arnold down to a T including the same voice...It was also reported that when Louie heard of the news that Klaus was the front runner to play Arnold, Louie stated "f*ck that, you can't expect any human to have to stand next to the great Klaus.  He is just too big"...
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bodies on February 27, 2006, 11:44:04 PM
I have a headache.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on February 28, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
That's true Wombat, i also heard that the weights Klaus uses are being transported by a forklift to him. i never heard such bizar things like that.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Peaking at 45 !!! on February 28, 2006, 05:26:31 AM
Don't hate.......Appreciate !!!      :)
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 28, 2006, 12:13:19 PM
Klaus eats at least one entire beef a day.  It's the minimum amount of protein needed to feed his muscles.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 28, 2006, 10:44:01 PM
you bitch, Ze Uber One is all natural.
when he feels the world is ready, he will enlighten us peons with his revolutionary training techniques.
Mars you are correct, when i was in Dusseldorf last year i saw a tractor carrying what appeared to be a gigantic steel railroad car with 2 handles attached to it, the locals informed me it was preacher curl day for Klaus.
Klaus eats one special german beef cow per day, to fullfill his protein needs.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a212/corndog7/myostatin_deficient_cow.jpg)
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 28, 2006, 11:16:31 PM
Klaus posts are only allowed here in December of each year.


You've got 9 months to go.  >:(
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on March 01, 2006, 08:05:49 AM
It's pure muscle tissue John, don't be a hater.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Johnny Apollo on March 01, 2006, 08:27:02 AM
It's pure muscle tissue John, don't be a hater.


It's probably the same thing in the breasts of those women with 50lb breasts.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bluto on March 01, 2006, 09:00:30 AM
First you hate on Klaus, now you hate on women with large breasts  ???
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Hedgehog on March 01, 2006, 09:11:37 AM
Hello gang!
This is Klaustrophobia of TEAM KLAUS!!
How is every body doing in here !!!
2006 is gonna be a big year for us!

Hallo!

Das soundz great.

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: VGalanti on March 01, 2006, 03:14:31 PM
can i have blue stars?
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Bluto on March 01, 2006, 03:16:34 PM
Ask Ron
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Stavios on March 01, 2006, 03:22:25 PM
can i have blue stars?

If steve blechman can have blue stars, you can
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 01, 2006, 03:32:39 PM
Bunch of jealous tiny twats.  Das es alles.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Hedgehog on March 01, 2006, 05:01:52 PM
Train hard and stay natural, just like Ze Klaus, and you can also have babes spotting you doing monster curls in the gym.
(http://forums.1fast400.com/uploads/post-13-1103910299.jpg[img]

Supplement with 100% natural Future Produktz.)http://forums.1fast400.com/uploads/post-13-1103910246.jpg[/img]


YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 01, 2006, 07:01:46 PM
It's pure muscle tissue John, don't be a hater.
thats what i said...
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Klaustrophobia on December 09, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
hello guys!!!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 09, 2008, 07:13:31 PM
Team Klaus 4eva.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: mossel on December 10, 2008, 03:16:25 AM
new klaus pics are needed...
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: mossel on December 11, 2008, 08:00:55 AM
(http://www.komok.ws/uploads/posts/2008-08/1218576612_doring4.jpg)

(http://tedy.hit.bg/images/body/nasser_el_sonbaty001mod.jpg)


WHO IS THE MAN!!!!!?????????

KLAUS IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: Mars on December 11, 2008, 08:09:43 AM
haha look how small a giant like Nasser looks next to Klaus.
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: musclehedz on December 11, 2008, 12:32:25 PM
Klaus is light years ahead of the current bodybuilding scene and is gonna do amazingly well at the next olympia.

TEAM KLAUS!
Title: Re: Big shout out to all Klaus fans!!
Post by: mossel on December 12, 2008, 12:10:42 AM
Talking about superior genes Sharma... KLAUS IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!