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Title: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Army of One on May 17, 2015, 03:26:26 PM
How do you cope with this?
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: _aj_ on May 17, 2015, 04:25:50 PM
Reading Getbig and cracking off to the "Women of Crossfit" thread.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 17, 2015, 04:28:01 PM
booze
exhausting workouts
pretending im a ninja assassin
choking the chicken
steak
getbig
caring for a small alien miscreant that looks like my son
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: da_vinci on May 17, 2015, 04:29:02 PM
We are the universe that is experiencing itself, that's pretty damn neat I'd say, not much to cope with.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:52:38 PM
Eat bananas, scratch myself, and fling my feces around.  Every once in a while I'll get on top of a female talking monkey.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Army of One on May 17, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:52:38 PM
Eat bananas, scratch myself, and fling my feces around.  Every once in a while I'll get on top of a female talking monkey.

The lee priest way
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
The lee priest way

Except taller, with a bigger dong.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
Except taller, with a bigger dong.

And I don't shit on people.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 05:03:11 PM
Quote from: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
And I don't shit on people.

...but, I'm open to shitting on people.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 05:03:11 PM
...but, I'm open to shitting on people.

Of course, I'm sure we all are, but nobody will let me.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2015, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:03:39 PM
Of course, I'm sure we all are, but nobody will let me.

Don't lose hope, that special person is out there somewhere.
Title: Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
Post by: tommywishbone on May 18, 2015, 01:31:25 PM
Tits!