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Title: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: ether on May 27, 2015, 03:00:36 AM
This guy is too much...

Claiming his guru course which only charges 750 bucks is a steal of a deal and registrants are basically getting a 4 year university degree for under a thousand bucks!!!

All that and "free food" at Taco Joes and all you can eat sushi!!!

Seriously how hard up for cash is this guy?

The website and nutritional company is really suffering apparently.

Maybe PJ and Aaron can invest?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: thegamechanger on May 27, 2015, 04:44:09 AM
im sure putting a 1 day course on your resume will be looked upon the same as a 4 year education by companies  ::)
hell if thats the case one could stack up 40-50 years of education in just a few weeks be it nutrition, rocket science or whatever
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Neymar Barca on May 27, 2015, 05:20:52 AM
This guy is too much...

Claiming his guru course which only charges 750 bucks is a steal of a deal and registrants are basically getting a 4 year university degree for under a thousand bucks!!!

All that and "free food" at Taco Joes and all you can eat sushi!!!

Seriously how hard up for cash is this guy?

The website and nutritional company is really suffering apparently.

Maybe PJ and Aaron can invest?
wanted to post this quote but i stopped,obviously palumba is try all and everything to gain money cause his website and species are going bankrupt...he is contradicting himself all the time...like "am not going to the shows anymore to cover 18hours a day some stupid mens psyque..." i bet that he will do his ""opinion" on them in brazil...
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 27, 2015, 05:28:49 AM
im sure putting a 1 day course on your resume will be looked upon the same as a 4 year education by companies  ::)
hell if thats the case one could stack up 40-50 years of education in just a few weeks be it nutrition, rocket science or whatever

Just ask L Ron Hubbard about his MIT education...
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Rambone on May 27, 2015, 07:55:26 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2015/0iaPdb.gif) (http://makeagif.com/0iaPdb)

1 day bully defense course?  ???
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: ritch on May 27, 2015, 08:30:15 AM
wanted to post this quote but i stopped,obviously palumba is try all and everything to gain money cause his website and species are going bankrupt...he is contradicting himself all the time...like "am not going to the shows anymore to cover 18hours a day some stupid mens psyque..." i bet that he will do his ""opinion" on them in brazil...

I doN't blame Dave for not wanting to cover shows. How do they make money doing that?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Tapeworm on May 27, 2015, 08:51:08 AM
The Revenge of William Gunns.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: ritch on May 27, 2015, 09:02:08 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2015/0iaPdb.gif) (http://makeagif.com/0iaPdb)

1 day bully defense course?  ???

Total self ownage that clip of Dave. Man he looks like shit, total fat bloated mess. What ever had him think that showing up there and posing half naked would change anything?

Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Knooger on May 27, 2015, 09:10:52 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2015/0iaPdb.gif) (http://makeagif.com/0iaPdb)

1 day bully defense course?  ???

That mouth breathing tub of shit should be burned to death.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 27, 2015, 09:17:20 AM
(http://cslnutritionalservices.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/snakeoil-salesman.jpg)

Can someone put Palumbo's head on this guy.lol

(http://2bwebz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/seo-scumbag-deal.jpg)

(http://soilfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/snakeoil3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: njflex on May 27, 2015, 09:33:46 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2015/0iaPdb.gif) (http://makeagif.com/0iaPdb)

1 day bully defense course?  ???
he was huge there,what a difference now,when was that?90's..dudes hair skipped out quick...
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: bigmikecox on May 29, 2015, 09:12:26 AM
More than half the people claiming to be "guru's" have ZERO experience. Some bikini chicks place 8th in their Novice Ms. Slut of Michigan contest and all of a sudden start doing contest prep. Is one day going to make you a prep expert, no, but at least they have some "education" towards helping people. Now, not sure who would hire a prep coach that has ONLY attended a one day course, but you know how dumb some bikini/bbers can be ???
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: ritch on May 29, 2015, 09:20:06 AM
What would be funny if that guy Dave had brought on the show became huge, like Rich Piana huge, called the people behind the show to bring Dave as he is now for a pose down payback!

Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2015, 09:23:31 AM
Wtf Dave?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Automation on May 29, 2015, 09:38:50 AM
Dave you little shit, I know you are reading this.
You sell bunk GH, embarrass yourself by putting shoe polish on your head, have clown feet from abusing drugs, and you look like shit.
I look forward to waiting outside your guru course event, and booing you when you arrive.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 29, 2015, 02:19:22 PM
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2015, 02:43:55 PM
Dave you little shit, I know you are reading this.
You sell bunk GH, embarrass yourself by putting shoe polish on your head, have clown feet from abusing drugs, and you look like shit.
I look forward to waiting outside your guru course event, and booing you when you arrive.
;D
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2015, 03:02:44 PM
I honestly don't see the hate on Dave holding these courses....especially the contest prep He's actually good at teaching and a lot of people sign up for his classes and online courses.  I wouldn't say his 1 day course equals a 4 year nutritional degree but you'll take home a lot of information. 

A lot of guys have used his courses and prepped guys locally for shows....usually paying off the cost of it in just 3-4 clients.  I say that its a good investment on that scope of things
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: geeizback on May 29, 2015, 03:09:09 PM
goodrum recommending dave's prep advice






the final nail in the coffin for palumbo
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Automation on May 29, 2015, 03:15:25 PM
;D

Natural wonder came up with this insult format. I love it so much, I use whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: disco_stu on May 29, 2015, 03:28:58 PM
More than half the people claiming to be "guru's" have ZERO experience. Some bikini chicks place 8th in their Novice Ms. Slut of Michigan contest and all of a sudden start doing contest prep. Is one day going to make you a prep expert, no, but at least they have some "education" towards helping people. Now, not sure who would hire a prep coach that has ONLY attended a one day course, but you know how dumb some bikini/bbers can be ???

i'd put the figure closer to 99%.

half - is being very kind.

a guru isnt someone who regurgitates bro science and a collection of internet papers...or someone who has been practicing bro science for 20 years.

a guru needs at least 1 4 year degree in the field, preferably 2. PLUS at least 10 years at Olympic or national standard practice.

then perhaps they are in the guru league. and im not talking some lame nutrition degree either... a 4 year degree in nutrition plus a 4 year or 2 year masters in sports science or chemistry or biology or similar. maybe a guru is only those who have a PhD.

the standards are low in the fitness industry.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: Hulkotron on May 29, 2015, 03:33:01 PM
Would love to get in on that free food.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: local hero on May 29, 2015, 04:16:27 PM
i'd put the figure closer to 99%.

half - is being very kind.

a guru isnt someone who regurgitates bro science and a collection of internet papers...or someone who has been practicing bro science for 20 years.

a guru needs at least 1 4 year degree in the field, preferably 2. PLUS at least 10 years at Olympic or national standard practice.

then perhaps they are in the guru league. and im not talking some lame nutrition degree either... a 4 year degree in nutrition plus a 4 year or 2 year masters in sports science or chemistry or biology or similar. maybe a guru is only those who have a PhD.

the standards are low in the fitness industry.


Those degrees may help a little, I don't think they will cross over amazingly, as if anyone with a good brain would waste it on bodybuilding, it will be some daft c.unt who just about scraped through, or lied about finishing his degree like Paul borreson
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo: 1 day Guru Course = 4 year nutrition degree
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2015, 04:27:45 PM
Would love to get in on that free food.

Straight from the tap? ???