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Title: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 01:44:27 PM
Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2015, 01:48:43 PM
Navel Mike was just trolling.  He stopped in a rough area of town on the way back to his condo, and took pics for getbig.

It's like when phil heath brags about benching 4 plates - on the hammer strength machine - with perfect form  :)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: ritch on May 27, 2015, 01:52:22 PM
Lol!
Best,thread from Howard in a long time!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 27, 2015, 01:55:54 PM
He's an Ex Navy guy who spends all his money on working out.  Did you expect him to live in a mansion?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2015, 03:06:11 PM
He's an Ex Navy guy who spends all his money on working out.  Did you expect him to live in a mansion?
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Rambone on May 27, 2015, 03:14:24 PM
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

Hahaha that was pretty good
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Sokolsky on May 27, 2015, 03:15:30 PM
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

oh snap  ;D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: latiuss on May 27, 2015, 03:20:26 PM
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

Fuccckkkkkk that is gud ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: a_pupil on May 27, 2015, 03:32:38 PM
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

lol
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 27, 2015, 03:37:03 PM
Does navy mike have kids? Strange life
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:37:31 PM
Of course, Navy Mike's  pays more attention  trimming of his wife's bush then his yard shrubs ;D
I can't fault him for that...
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: a_pupil on May 27, 2015, 03:39:28 PM
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

shizzo once again showing he is a frontrunner for the getbig MVP position.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 27, 2015, 03:39:57 PM
Schmoetastic thread reported
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:40:23 PM
Does navy mike have kids? Strange life

If he does you can bet they don't play in the front yard. :o
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:42:19 PM
Lol!
Best,thread from Howard in a long time!

It was this topic or a history of my 8 failed marriages... proper yard care seemed more interesting.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: a_pupil on May 27, 2015, 03:50:50 PM
If he does you can bet they don't play in the front yard. :o

Seeing his noggin, I feel sorry for the woman who had to give birth to them  ;D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: RagingBull on May 27, 2015, 03:52:05 PM
Your best work!  Well written!

Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.

Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:54:36 PM
Your best work!  Well written!


I had a brain fart. I'll be back to rambling snore fests soon.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 27, 2015, 08:52:46 PM
Haha this is a good one. The yard is all good to go now. Bought a mower and weed eater. Mow it once a week now. The terrible rain we have been having makes it rough.

But I'm flying out to the Jr usa tomorrow so it will be a mess when I get back.

Oh had a job interview back in Cali so I might not have to worry about yards hopfully
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 09:08:07 PM
Haha this is a good one. The yard is all good to go now. Bought a mower and weed eater. Mow it once a week now. The terrible rain we have been having makes it rough.

But I'm flying out to the Jr usa tomorrow so it will be a mess when I get back.

Oh had a job interview back in Cali so I might not have to worry about yards hopfully

wife going for her pro card in bikini?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 27, 2015, 09:10:24 PM
wife going for her pro card in bikini?

Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: latiuss on May 27, 2015, 09:17:12 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Fu k the front lawm hes too busy drilling his wife and who can blame mikey...sweet ass on her bro good luck on her getting her pro card.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 27, 2015, 09:20:53 PM
Fu k the front lawm hes too busy drilling his wife and who can blame mikey...sweet ass on her bro good luck on her getting her pro card.

Thanks you sir! The thing we really are looking forward to is going out and eat and drink. We have been married 8 months 6 of which see has been dieting so we never go out or drink. It's been rough but we did it
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: latiuss on May 27, 2015, 09:23:43 PM
Thanks you sir! The thing we really are looking forward to is going out and eat and drink. We have been married 8 months 6 of which see has been dieting so we never go out or drink. It's been rough but we did it

Bet you were eating out eachothers asses though  :P
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 27, 2015, 09:24:18 PM
Bet you were eating out eachothers asses though  :P

Haha no comment
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 27, 2015, 09:45:47 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Good looking guy with a wig. Is he bald?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 27, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
Haha this is a good one. The yard is all good to go now. Bought a mower and weed eater. Mow it once a week now. The terrible rain we have been having makes it rough.

But I'm flying out to the Jr usa tomorrow so it will be a mess when I get back.

Oh had a job interview back in Cali so I might not have to worry about yards hopfully

Man you guys aint that financially well i imagine right? I mean isnt your wife embarrased about the lawn and shit? the inside of your crib looks like a college kids rental with that big screen on an ikea rack, hand me down couches, and atrocious stained carpet from 1991. Do you guys just spend all time, money, life on worrying about carbs, drugs, tanning, lifting, etc? No kids? Any hobbies other than just vanity? To each their own but your wife looks hot and im sure that lifestyle is going to get old fast.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on May 27, 2015, 10:14:31 PM
Your wife is smoking Mike, please send her my number regards
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 27, 2015, 10:22:03 PM
Your wife is smoking Mike, please send her my number regards

Lol. 😝
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on May 27, 2015, 10:42:11 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Son, you are living the dream.

THE BEEF

Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 11:04:31 PM
Man you guys aint that financially well i imagine right? I mean isnt your wife embarrased about the lawn and shit? the inside of your crib looks like a college kids rental with that big screen on an ikea rack, hand me down couches, and atrocious stained carpet from 1991. Do you guys just spend all time, money, life on worrying about carbs, drugs, tanning, lifting, etc? No kids? Any hobbies other than just vanity? To each their own but your wife looks hot and im sure that lifestyle is going to get old fast.

A man is not judged by his bank account, but by the tidiness of his lawn.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 11:05:38 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Looks on point and she does need the carbs to fill out a bit and nail a win.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Simple Simon on May 28, 2015, 12:12:30 AM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

That shouldnt be a stretch for you.

Lol at Navy Mike pretending hes prepping his wife.
Get off her coatails.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Skorp1o on May 28, 2015, 01:32:09 AM
Add stained carpets to the list.

The wife is smoking hot though...just goes to show that even perma bulkers with oversized heads on income support can pull hot chicks.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 01:57:37 AM
Good looking guy with a wig. Is he bald?

C'mon man, she looks so much better than the average chubby chick with a cheese cake factory in the back...
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 28, 2015, 04:31:53 AM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

When your shape is on "smooth out level" life must be great...

As a natty your always smooth out or above...no matter how much you train and less you eat. Make you go nuts and make u question what the hell am I doing this for...and the main problem is, no one gives a fuck if your natty or not, they just look at what you bring to the table.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 28, 2015, 05:08:18 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 05:12:15 AM
It's game over when Coach Huang shows up
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Twaddle on May 28, 2015, 05:16:36 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)

Yes!!!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: mr.turbo on May 28, 2015, 06:45:19 AM
the good news is mikes wifeys glute ham tie ins are on point
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 07:03:01 AM
C'mon man, she looks so much better than the average chubby chick with a cheese cake factory in the back...

Her physique looks like a dude.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: loco on May 28, 2015, 07:07:58 AM
A man is not judged by his bank account, but by the tidiness of his lawn.

What Mike needs is a rock lawn.

(http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2008/20080606_rocklawn.jpg)

(http://www.landscapearizona.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/front-yard-desert-landscape-sm.jpg)

(http://annanimmity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/IMG_0016-595x396.jpg)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 28, 2015, 07:08:26 AM
Lol
I cant stop looking at the background of that pic. They even have framed pics of just them posing on their tv stand. I know broke college kids who have nicer looking places
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 28, 2015, 07:13:03 AM
Lol
I cant stop looking at the background of that pic. They even have framed pics of just them posing on their tv stand. I know broke college kids who have nicer looking places

they have a huge poster of dropping plates and avesher posing in one of the other rooms.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 28, 2015, 07:58:00 AM
lol oh the standard trolls doing what they do. To the other thank you for the kind words! I'll take some pics of the event.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Automation on May 28, 2015, 08:22:53 AM
Mike, I would happily suckle your wife's corn. May your marriage be long and happy.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: ritch on May 28, 2015, 09:11:10 AM
Lol
I cant stop looking at the background of that pic. They even have framed pics of just them posing on their tv stand. I know broke college kids who have nicer looking places

LOL! YOU guys notice everything, man, hahaha, funny shit...

But when you life if to be ready for shows, fuck decorating your place and the money it takes.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 09:39:41 AM
Lol
I cant stop looking at the background of that pic. They even have framed pics of just them posing on their tv stand. I know broke college kids who have nicer looking places

If you zoom in closely, it looks like two framed pictures of pro bodybuilders. Maybe they have them for inspiration.  :-\
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on May 28, 2015, 10:41:42 AM
Her physique looks like a dude.

Dude....that's the guys wife. You're better than this.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: bigmikecox on May 28, 2015, 11:36:05 AM
Lol!
Best,thread from Howard in a long time!

Agreed!!!  But Howard spoke the truth
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 11:36:32 AM
Her physique looks like a dude.

About time that you find out how a good looking woman looks like
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 11:40:22 AM
About time that you find out how a good looking woman looks like

Yes, by your standards, they look like guys.  :D :D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 11:44:48 AM
Yes, by your standards, they look like guys.  :D :D

Battle with Mike, but keep his beautiful wife out of this
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 11:46:57 AM
Battle with Mike, but keep his beautiful wife out of this

He posted pictures of her.

I can have my opinion. I don't like women with muscles. It looks gross to me. That goes for any women with muscles, not just his wife.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: latiuss on May 28, 2015, 01:36:34 PM
He posted pictures of her.

I can have my opinion. I don't like women with muscles. It looks gross to me. That goes for any women with muscles, not just his wife.

You girly shirt lifting bender
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 01:42:24 PM
You girly shirt lifting bender

I don't know what that means.  ??? ??? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 28, 2015, 01:43:20 PM
Agreed!!!  But Howard spoke the truth


I fear Navy Mike will assume the fate of this getbigger from South Florida
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 28, 2015, 02:22:55 PM
navy mike's girlfriend is so hot that goodrum sent her a love letter
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Tennisballz on May 28, 2015, 02:58:29 PM
Navy Mikes girl is hot!  Anyone who disses her is a big ol homo!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 03:00:18 PM
He posted pictures of her.

I can have my opinion. I don't like women with muscles. It looks gross to me. That goes for any women with muscles, not just his wife.

Technically speaking every woman has muscles, and her's aren't much bigger than the average women. They're simply more toned because she isn't pigging around, like most women do.
Dissing someone's partner or family is lowish behavior, you should know that.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: tommywishbone on May 28, 2015, 03:06:36 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 03:28:36 PM
Technically speaking every woman has muscles, and her's aren't much bigger than the average women. They're simply more toned because she isn't pigging around, like most women do.
Dissing someone's partner or family is lowish behavior, you should know that.

Well, no shit, everyone has muscle lol. The guy who weighs 900 pounds has muscle lol.

And yes, her muscles are bigger than the average women. The average women does not look like her. Youre using the word "average" in the wrong context.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 28, 2015, 06:07:34 PM
What Project does Mike live at? Govt housing is the best option for aspiring BBers. Any tips? I need a new place

 ;D

Im only semi serious lol
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2015, 08:42:43 PM
Well, no shit, everyone has muscle lol. The guy who weighs 900 pounds has muscle lol.

And yes, her muscles are bigger than the average women. The average women does not look like her. Youre using the word "average" in the wrong context.


I said "aren't much bigger", but my point is that you're pretty rude to talk like that about someone's partner. How would you feel if someone talks about your girl like that? Think about that before you feel the need to express your opinion.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 28, 2015, 10:34:39 PM
Thanks guys it's all good. I'll mess around with so of you guys on here but family and wifes is just somthing I'll never talk about. It's just low blows. You want to mess with me that fine fire away. 

Some of you guys lol. I actually have a 3 bedroom house in the nicer part San Antonio. Someplace a out here are terrible. They look like central America, it's that bad. 

Just made it to South Carolina. I'm staying out in by a place called Beaufort/port royal. Tons of great civil war history 
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: honest on May 28, 2015, 10:41:41 PM
Your wifes hot, going to hurt when she leaves your ass, for a guy with money and nice lawn.

 ;D

Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 10:45:24 PM
Thanks guys it's all good. I'll mess around with so of you guys on here but family and wifes is just somthing I'll never talk about. It's just low blows. You want to mess with me that fine fire away. 

Some of you guys lol. I actually have a 3 bedroom house in the nicer part San Antonio. Someplace a out here are terrible. They look like central America, it's that bad. 

Just made it to South Carolina. I'm staying out in by a place called Beaufort/port royal. Tons of great civil war history 

But when I messed with you, you had a meltdown and started to "cry" and told me to "fuck off." So, it seems like its not okay if people mess with you.

Which is it?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: WalterWhite on May 28, 2015, 11:07:28 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Based on recent NPC pics I've seen she looks spot on for three days out.

Best of luck to her!

Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 28, 2015, 11:28:14 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)

I get that Navy Mike is proud of his wife. What I don't get is why he'd post photos of her on Getbig. Is it so big an accomplishment to snag an attractive woman, that a guy would pimp her out via somewhat suggestive photos on an internet forum largely populated with horny men?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 28, 2015, 11:46:22 PM
Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.

haha this ia why i like howie
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 29, 2015, 01:46:29 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)
hahahah didnt see that one coming


Navy mikes wife is smoking. But that ass pose looks so retarded, not her fault  tough that the schmoes att ifbb has it as one pf the mandatoriposes
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 29, 2015, 07:07:45 AM
Thanks guys it's all good. I'll mess around with so of you guys on here but family and wifes is just somthing I'll never talk about. It's just low blows. You want to mess with me that fine fire away. 

Some of you guys lol. I actually have a 3 bedroom house in the nicer part San Antonio. Someplace a out here are terrible. They look like central America, it's that bad. 

Just made it to South Carolina. I'm staying out in by a place called Beaufort/port royal. Tons of great civil war history 

I was stationed down the road at the MCAS.
All the best for your lovely wife, to get that pro card.
REMEMBER to reinforce in her that a lot of the judging is done within the first min she stands on stage.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 29, 2015, 11:29:05 AM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Let me know if you need any help smoothing her out...
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 29, 2015, 11:31:37 AM
That place looks rough as a badger's ass.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Henda on May 29, 2015, 12:29:02 PM
You need to complete the look by scattering car parts on your lawn
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 29, 2015, 12:44:12 PM
You need to complete the look by scattering car parts on your lawn

His neighbors must be like WTF all the time, some hot ass fitness chick living in such  squaller, usually reserved for fat rejects of middle class america.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Howard on May 29, 2015, 02:14:37 PM
His neighbors must be like WTF all the time, some hot ass fitness chick living in such  squaller, usually reserved for fat rejects of middle class america.

I'd rather have an ugly yard then a ugly wife. Navy Mike for the win.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 29, 2015, 04:23:51 PM
I'd rather have an ugly yard then a ugly wife. Navy Mike for the win.

Yeah i agree, just must be a funny thing to observe
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 29, 2015, 08:34:42 PM
Umm pretty sure mike is a jag lawyer so he's probably got more important matters than his grass u fucks
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 29, 2015, 08:38:57 PM
Umm pretty sure mike is a jag lawyer so he's probably got more important matters than his grass u fucks

Lawyer? He can barely spell.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 29, 2015, 09:15:18 PM
I was stationed down the road at the MCAS.
All the best for your lovely wife, to get that pro card.
REMEMBER to reinforce in her that a lot of the judging is done within the first min she stands on stage.

Thank you Howard. Thatscwhat I've been telling her. It's about the the first smile. I'll keep you posted! Either way she's  done something to be proud of coning this far
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: ritch on May 29, 2015, 09:50:32 PM
I'd rather have an ugly yard then a ugly wife. Navy Mike for the win.

LOL!
Absolutely.
But it does totally devalue the neighbours houses, lol!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 29, 2015, 10:14:07 PM
Thanks guys it's all good. I'll mess around with so of you guys on here but family and wifes is just somthing I'll never talk about. It's just low blows. You want to mess with me that fine fire away.  

Some of you guys lol. I actually have a 3 bedroom house in the nicer part San Antonio. Someplace a out here are terrible. They look like central America, it's that bad.  

Just made it to South Carolina. I'm staying out in by a place called Beaufort/port royal. Tons of great civil war history  
Civil War History?  Why don't you show everyone your Nelson Mandela tattoo.  See how well that goes over.

Moron.

(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/mandela-quote.jpg)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 29, 2015, 10:38:46 PM
Lawyer? He can barely spell.  :-\ :-\

Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion.

I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 29, 2015, 10:54:18 PM
Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion.

I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.
He is dumb as a brick.  That mouth of his is also ridiculous.  Very stupid looking individual.  Clearly mentally retarded.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Stan Diego on May 30, 2015, 12:02:47 AM
But when I messed with you, you had a meltdown and started to "cry" and told me to "fuck off." So, it seems like its not okay if people mess with you.

Which is it?

You are a weird dude. Take all of this way too serious
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Henda on May 30, 2015, 01:55:08 AM
Navy mikes yard was a feature in the original paperboy game
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Paperboy_2_SNES_ScreenShot4.gif)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Automation on May 30, 2015, 02:42:18 AM
He is dumb as a brick.  That mouth of his is also ridiculous.  Very stupid looking individual.  Clearly mentally retarded.

Get this in the FF best quotes thread.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Donny on May 30, 2015, 02:47:38 AM
Navy Mike is a good Guy in my books. I read often here a lot of hate about his service and that he gets a pension. most of the Guys who slag him down i bet are not ex Service guys.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 30, 2015, 04:21:07 AM
I genuinely laugh out loud every time I read your navy mike posts😂. You can just tell he's secretly fucking raging when he sees them.

Lol I use to get furious but this site is so bad to everyone I just don't let it get to me. This is like dicks last resort of forums. You come here knowing people are going to go in on you
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Waller on May 30, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
Lol I use to get furious but this site is so bad to everyone I just don't let it get to me. This is like dicks last resort of forums. You come here knowing people are going to go in on you

Knooger, your skills are required.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Automation on May 30, 2015, 04:59:58 AM
Mike is a good sport. Takes the banter like a pro.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Donny on May 30, 2015, 05:00:57 AM
Mike is a good sport. Takes the banter like a pro.
THIS  ;)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 30, 2015, 05:36:03 AM
Civil War History?  Why don't you show everyone your Nelson Mandela tattoo.  See how well that goes over.

Moron.

(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/mandela-quote.jpg)

Mike, are you a mandela fan?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2015, 06:45:40 AM
You are a weird dude. Take all of this way too serious

Yes I'm taking it so serious!!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 30, 2015, 09:42:17 AM
Yes I'm taking it so serious!!

Yes, by feeling the need to debate things over and over again. Why can't you just accept that he has different priorities/passions?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Waller on May 30, 2015, 09:59:43 AM
Yes, by feeling the need to debate things over and over again. Why can't you just accept that he has different priorities/passions?

Because they're WRONG!
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2015, 10:06:38 AM
Yes, by feeling the need to debate things over and over again. Why can't you just accept that he has different priorities/passions?

Is he paying you to be his bodyguard?  :D :D
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: latiuss on May 30, 2015, 12:21:49 PM
Navy mikes yard was a feature in the original paperboy game
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Paperboy_2_SNES_ScreenShot4.gif)

LOL is it really that bad?
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 05:03:27 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Ii8hzXiJxrReM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 02, 2015, 09:14:18 PM
Lol I use to get furious but this site is so bad to everyone I just don't let it get to me. This is like dicks last resort of forums. You come here knowing people are going to go in on you

You ain't kidding. Posted a couple pics of my Playa Del Carmen vacation a couple years ago and you'd a thought I killed Betty White... but it's expected
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 02, 2015, 09:35:46 PM
Lol I use to get furious but this site is so bad to everyone I just don't let it get to me. This is like dicks last resort of forums. You come here knowing people are going to go in on you

It's easy to have that attitude when you are eating that fine corn.  Forget all that funny front yard stuff, you got better bushes to trim.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: James28 on June 02, 2015, 09:52:31 PM
Yes sir that's the hope. She is on point. But she's just happy to step on a national stage. I personally think she's good enough to do battle on the Olympia stage. Lots of politics tho

This is her today 3 days Out going to carb her up just a tad and dry her out only has much as the judges are looking for. Might have to smooth her out some depending on what they want

Vacuum your carpet FFS
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Grape Ape on June 03, 2015, 05:39:42 AM
You ain't kidding. Posted a couple pics of my Playa Del Carmen vacation a couple years ago and you'd a thought I killed Betty White... but it's expected

Did you hit xPlor while you were down there?  Zip lines there were awesome:

(http://www.cancunadventure.net/img/tours/xplor-flying-ziplines-fs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 04, 2015, 11:00:33 AM
Did you hit xPlor while you were down there?  Zip lines there were awesome:

(http://www.cancunadventure.net/img/tours/xplor-flying-ziplines-fs.jpg)

I did. They were cool. Zip lining over a pit of jaguars and crocodiles...priceless. Did some higher and longer ones in Costa Rica but Xplor was right up there with it as far as fun. 
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Grape Ape on June 04, 2015, 11:05:20 AM
I did. They were cool. Zip lining over a pit of jaguars and crocodiles...priceless. Did some higher and longer ones in Costa Rica but Xplor was right up there with it as far as fun. 

Was really cool how that had heaps of free fruit and local protein shakes/coffee stations there all for free.
Title: Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 04, 2015, 11:27:36 AM
Was really cool how that had heaps of free fruit and local protein shakes/coffee stations there all for free.

We're heading back to Playa on Sunday. We may do it again