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Title: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:52:46 PM
1. Competed aprox 40 times and  biggest title was the Mr Pigknuckle. ( Failed career as a BB)

2. On 9th wife , after 8 previous divorces. Current wife is old and senile like him . Failed at marriage .

3. Most thread topics are as popular as the proverbial fart in church. Failed at getbig posting

4. Considered killing himself...but  failed .

The only thing Howard has passed, is gas.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: BigRo on May 27, 2015, 03:54:45 PM
9th wife? why do you believe in marriage?

both your threads on here and on MD suck!
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 27, 2015, 03:55:31 PM
 ::)

At least Joon is a creative gimmick.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 03:56:57 PM
9th wife? why do you believe in marriage?

both your threads on here and on MD suck!

Ok so my proposal of gay marriage with you is a definite maybe then? ;)
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Rambone on May 27, 2015, 03:59:21 PM
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: latiuss on May 27, 2015, 04:00:07 PM
Its takes a real man to accept and come to grips with his faults shows great character.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: BigRo on May 27, 2015, 04:01:08 PM
but you don't accept and come to grips with your midget status ^^
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 04:03:01 PM
Its takes a real man to accept and come to grips with his faults shows great character.
In that case, my character is as powerful as a fart from TBombz anus
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 04:04:25 PM
this lol. especially at 1.28 when he acts out his fantasy of sodomising howard

That's no longer just a fantasy... :o
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: latiuss on May 27, 2015, 04:05:14 PM
but you don't accept and come to grips with your midget status ^^

 ;D that was good who needs weed for the giggles
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: a_pupil on May 27, 2015, 04:15:06 PM
would pay a higher price than the ppv for mayweather vs pacquaio to watch bigro and MOB locked in a room for 5 minutes  ;D
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 27, 2015, 04:16:52 PM
You're biggest failure is that you had the structure to be a pro bodybuilder but you just didn't juice enough. Just think right now you could be staring at your Arnold Classic trophy as you called your cardiologist for you next procedure to stay alive.  
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 04:17:19 PM
would pay a higher price than the ppv for mayweather vs pacquaio to watch bigro and MOB locked in a room for 5 minutes  ;D

Trust me, the Mayor's anus is made to go the distance.
After 5 min of hard pounding, his fart locker is just getting warmed up.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 04:19:59 PM
You're biggest failure is that you had the structure to be a pro bodybuilder but you just didn't juice enough. Just think right now you could be staring at your Arnold Classic trophy as you called your cardiologist for you next procedure to stay alive.  

Thank you. " I don't often waste my life, but when I do, I prefer failing at marriage." :-\
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: BigRo on May 27, 2015, 04:21:21 PM
Trust me, the Mayor's anus is made to go the distance.
After 5 min of hard pounding, his fart locker is just getting warmed up.

Jesus its not his anus I would be pounding if he flashed that thing at me!
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 27, 2015, 04:22:02 PM
Howard, what is your current body fat rate?
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: BigRo on May 27, 2015, 04:22:56 PM
Thank you. " I don't often waste my life, but when I do, I prefer failing at marriage." :-\

oldtimer prefers to waste his life reminiscing the time a roided up bodybuilder satisfied his wife like he never has!
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: TheShape. on May 27, 2015, 05:30:08 PM
Oh Howard... I told a fart joke the other day and thought of you.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Knooger on May 27, 2015, 05:37:37 PM
Howard, you are exceptional at achieving failure, perhaps the best of all time. Give that thought a nice big hug as you go to bed tonight and you'll sleep like a baby.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: TonyAlva on May 27, 2015, 06:08:56 PM


ah fuck me not this shyte again lol
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Primemuscle on May 27, 2015, 06:48:37 PM
1. Competed aprox 40 times and  biggest title was the Mr Pigknuckle. ( Failed career as a BB)

2. On 9th wife , after 8 previous divorces. Current wife is old and senile like him . Failed at marriage .

3. Most thread topics are as popular as the proverbial fart in church. Failed at getbig posting

4. Considered killing himself...but  failed .

The only thing Howard has passed, is gas.

Are you sure you're not being a little bit hard on yourself here?  ;D

LOL at Mr. Pignuckle.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: robcguns on May 27, 2015, 07:02:16 PM
Hahahaha you are a funny guy.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 07:57:48 PM
oldtimer prefers to waste his life reminiscing the time a roided up bodybuilder satisfied his wife like he never has!

which wife  ???
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 07:58:54 PM
Oh Howard... I told a fart joke the other day and thought of you.

My sphincter tightened up like a snare drum after reading that.
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 07:59:54 PM
Howard, you are exceptional at achieving failure, perhaps the best of all time. Give that thought a nice big hug as you go to bed tonight and you'll sleep like a baby.

I'd fail to fall asleep if I tried that  ;)
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Stormspirit on May 27, 2015, 08:07:10 PM

Hahaha
Title: Re: Greatest Howard failure? marriage, bodybuilding or get big threads
Post by: Howard on May 27, 2015, 08:09:53 PM
Hahaha

Please refrain from laughing at my husband. :-*