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Title: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2015, 10:22:56 AM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Automation on May 30, 2015, 10:26:07 AM
I think she was trying to tell you that you're hideous, and that you need more muscle mass.
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 30, 2015, 10:27:49 AM
I assume you had your best off-to-see-Grandma dress on?
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2015, 10:29:29 AM
Nah,  I went to a store the other day.  The lady cashier was all like " Hi Handsome, blah blah, have a good day gorgeous"  Then as I was walking away I can hear her address the customer behind me in line with "How's your day beautiful...."

It's just the way some people talk.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Wiggs on May 30, 2015, 10:33:16 AM
You all are Garbage Pail Kids.
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Post by: 2Thick on May 30, 2015, 10:38:22 AM
Was she bangable? If so, it appears that you may have missed an opportunity.
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Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2015, 10:38:40 AM
Nah,  I went to a store the other day.  The lady cashier was all like " Hi Handsome, blah blah, have a good day gorgeous"  Then as I was walking away I can hear her address the customer behind me in line with "How's your day beautiful...."

It's just the way some people talk.

x2. Agreed.

Sorry, Tapeworm, you're nothing special.  :D ;D :'( :'(
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: bigmc on May 30, 2015, 10:38:49 AM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???

its basically saying you are a waste of space il deal with it

you should have told her to go fuck herself and left
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: biff on May 30, 2015, 10:41:21 AM
backhanded way of telling someone they are stupid
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Post by: _aj_ on May 30, 2015, 10:41:49 AM
She was saying that your calves look like shit in those Bermuda shorts.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2015, 10:43:26 AM
For those who want to play challenge mode: When she comes back with the guy she proceeds to hang around...

but the guy she brings back is a straight out of a gay pride march.



This is why I don't go into the gardening section of the hardware store.  
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: che on May 30, 2015, 10:49:29 AM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???

Insult


Translation : stay there and do nothing you dumb fuck , I'll do it for you .

One of my coworker told the same thing to a  new apprentice  , the chick  sued the company for sexual harassment .
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: biff on May 30, 2015, 10:50:27 AM
For those who want to play challenge mode: When she comes back with the guy she proceeds to hang around...

but the guy she brings back is a straight out of a gay pride march.



This is why I don't go into the gardening section of the hardware store.  

maybe was she trying to hook you up
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2015, 10:55:42 AM
She was saying that your calves look like shit in those Bermuda shorts.

I have obstinate soleae.  >:(
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Post by: mr.turbo on May 30, 2015, 10:59:44 AM
consider yourself nancified
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Post by: Kwon_2 on May 30, 2015, 11:55:26 AM
Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???

Only one question regarding that kind of comment / her reaction


What the hell were you wearing???? :D
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Post by: _bruce_ on May 30, 2015, 01:22:04 PM
She wanted you deep inside her


basement.
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Post by: Azzaro on May 30, 2015, 02:23:58 PM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???

It's just an expression...no hidden meaning, unfortunately for you.
In italy everyone used to call me "bello",  in the uk "love"...didnt mean that they found you pretty, just the way they talk
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: The Ugly on May 30, 2015, 03:41:45 PM
If you are, in fact, a handsome fella, she very well could've been complimenting you. For clarification, you could always get an ugly male friend to repeat the scenario, and see if she says the same.


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Post by: basil on May 30, 2015, 04:00:59 PM
Men are handsome, women are pretty.  Therefore, you're a woman.
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Post by: HTexan on May 30, 2015, 05:04:12 PM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???
So was calling you a bitch.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Rudee on May 30, 2015, 08:19:57 PM
Not an insult or a compliment.  She's simply telling you in a nice way to wait while she gets you help.  Don't read anything into it.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2015, 08:41:18 PM
Only one question regarding that kind of comment / her reaction


What the hell were you wearing???? :D

There seems to be some confusion about the manliness of my attire.  I was wearing work clothes.  Jeans & a sweater and they weren't clean, incorporating greases, plasters, paints, oils, and general grime.  Not in excess, just a sensible heterosexual smattering.  Granted, the charcoal jumper is on the tighter side but I won't be held responsible for the vicissitudes of my dryer.  

I look like someone you'd ask for help if your car won't start or if you needed a foreman for a wagon train to settle an untamed wilderness in the distant West.  I doubt half you gay boys could even change a damn tire.  Second day without a shave too, so I was dead center of the stubble zone at the time.  I was positively pulsing with blue collar virility.  It's perfectly understandable that she wasn't accustomed to such an oversupply of masculine panache and lost her little head for a moment.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 30, 2015, 08:43:54 PM
I'm in a store and asked a woman for help.  She has to find someone else who knows the answer, and is going to go call him.  Then she says, "You just stand there and look pretty."  And then she went to go do the thing.

Was she coming on to me?  Was she calling me a nancy?  What the hell just happened?  ???

It would appear that she is being kind of rude to you.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 30, 2015, 08:48:24 PM
For those who want to play challenge mode: When she comes back with the guy she proceeds to hang around...

but the guy she brings back is a straight out of a gay pride march.



This is why I don't go into the gardening section of the hardware store.  

-Kind of funny, in some sick way.

So am I to take it that when you are looking for gardening tools, you substitute a chain saw? Then you go back home and turn your landscape into a wasteland.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: ritch on May 30, 2015, 09:50:49 PM
You all are Garbage Pail Kids.

LOL!!!
Remember "foul phil"?
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 30, 2015, 10:35:05 PM
Insult


Translation : stay there and do nothing you dumb fuck , I'll do it for you .

One of my coworker told the same thing to a  new apprentice  , the chick  sued the company for sexual harassment .

Funny how this works, huh?

-can't fucking pay someone a compliment without fear of being sued for sexual harassment.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2015, 10:40:40 PM
So I was being sexually harassed.  I knew it!
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 30, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
There seems to be some confusion about the manliness of my attire.  I was wearing work clothes.  Jeans & a sweater and they weren't clean, incorporating greases, plasters, paints, oils, and general grime.  Not in excess, just a sensible heterosexual smattering.  Granted, the charcoal jumper is on the tighter side but I won't be held responsible for the vicissitudes of my dryer.  

I look like someone you'd ask for help if your car won't start or if you needed a foreman for a wagon train to settle an untamed wilderness in the distant West.  I doubt half you gay boys could even change a damn tire.  Second day without a shave too, so I was dead center of the stubble zone at the time.  I was positively pulsing with blue collar virility.  It's perfectly understandable that she wasn't accustomed to such an oversupply of masculine panache and lost her little head for a moment.

LOL at you believing your blue collar job makes you straight. A lot of gay folks work in blue color jobs, just so you know. The little too tight charcoal jumper just makes you look nerdy. If your goal is to advertise that you are on the make for another dude via your uniform and your ruff and tough job, you should check out some gay fetish sites. Some of the dudes on these sites will make you look like a little lady boy, I guarantee it.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: mr.turbo on May 30, 2015, 11:25:31 PM
LOL at you believing your blue collar job make you straight. A lot of gay folks work in blue color jobs, just so you know. The a little too tight charcoal jumper just makes you look nerdy. If your goal is to advertise that you are on the make for another dude via your uniform and your ruff and tough job, you should check out some gay fetish sites.      Some of the dudes on these sites will make you look like a little lady boy, I guarantee it.

you seem to be an expert on homosexual culture. Would love to hear more about your lifestyle.
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 30, 2015, 11:29:23 PM
you seem to be an expert on homosexual culture. Would love to hear more about your lifestyle.
Would you? Then perhaps for a decent fee, I could hook you up with one of my classes on how to be gay with style.  ;D
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Post by: Parker on May 31, 2015, 12:38:58 AM
You all are Garbage Pail Kids.
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Post by: Parker on May 31, 2015, 12:51:02 AM
LOL!!!
Remember "foul phil"?
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Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 31, 2015, 02:30:42 AM
LOL at you believing your blue collar job make you straight. A lot of gay folks work in blue color jobs, just so you know. The a little too tight charcoal jumper just makes you look nerdy. If your goal is to advertise that you are on the make for another dude via your uniform and your ruff and tough job, you should check out some gay fetish sites.      Some of the dudes on these sites will make you look like a little lady boy, I guarantee it.

I'm a humble man and I lead a quiet life.  I don't know anything about such matters.  I was asked to procure a bag of Soil Improver and was hoping for a simple bit of assistance without the erruption of an ad hoc convivium about my desirability.  Can I go nowhere without being victimized by these libidinous overtures?
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Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 09:53:10 AM
I'm a humble man and I lead a quiet life.  I don't know anything about such matters.  I was asked to procure a bag of Soil Improver and was hoping for a simple bit of assistance without the erruption of an ad hoc convivium about my desirability.  Can I go nowhere without being victimized by these libidinous overtures?

Ignore him. Gays see gay everywhere. Same with recovering alcoholics, only they see drunks.
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Post by: Grape Ape on May 31, 2015, 10:30:29 AM
I'm a humble man and I lead a quiet life.  I don't know anything about such matters.  I was asked to procure a bag of Soil Improver and was hoping for a simple bit of assistance without the erruption of an ad hoc convivium about my desirability.  Can I go nowhere without being victimized by these libidinous overtures?

Find a ball field and have someone it you grounders for an hour or so.

That will correct all this.
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Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 12:09:19 PM
Consider your appearance, Tape. Not the grimy outfit - oceans of chicks respect and/or dig that (Home Depot employee for sure, I'd wager). Handsome, fit, essence of cool or confidence? Already imagine you got the gab down.

Assuming you're somewhat appealing, chick was being flirty.

Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 31, 2015, 12:16:22 PM
I'm a humble man and I lead a quiet life.  I don't know anything about such matters.  I was asked to procure a bag of Soil Improver and was hoping for a simple bit of assistance without the erruption of an ad hoc convivium about my desirability.  Can I go nowhere without being victimized by these libidinous overtures?

I see that this is a tremendous burden for you.
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Post by: evandatp on May 31, 2015, 01:57:44 PM
Did you, at any time during the encounter,  make it known to the accused that you have in your possession a sizeable piece of earthmoving equipment, namely a backhoe?
Title: Re: Insult or compliment?
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 02:01:53 PM
Did you, at any time during the encounter,  make it known to the accused that you have in your possession a sizeable piece of earthmoving equipment, namely a backhoe?

Important consideration, no doubt.
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Post by: Pray_4_War on May 31, 2015, 02:12:25 PM
She thinks you are dumb and of no use.............helpless

Also, she probably thinks you have chicken legs.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 31, 2015, 08:04:52 PM
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 31, 2015, 08:08:14 PM
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