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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 07:05:32 PM
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My 9th wife ( in my dreams )
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she talked about stuff like that on her tv show with nick 10 years ago
disgusting
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She looks like she can kill flies with her darts :-X
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Sorry, deal breaker. Any woman who farts around her man is a pig. I can tear ass all night, but I also have a ball sac. Goes with the territory.
I've never had a girlfriend do this one.
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Jenny McCartney was the same... I have a female friend who is very cute.. but she's a pig in front of guys, thinks its funny to belch or fart.. huge turn off.
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Women who fart are fucking disgusting.
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My 9th wife ( in my dreams )
Howard, do these shitty threads seem a lot funnier to you in your head?
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She seems like a fat girl trapped in a skinny girls body.
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She seems like a fat girl trapped in a skinny girls body.
That in and of itself is a good thing
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Howard, have you ever farted on your wife?
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She seems like a fat girl trapped in a skinny girls body.
Duh, they all are.
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Women who fart are fucking disgusting.
Well we agree on something. You're still a prick.
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Well we agree on something. You're still a prick.
Haha that was uncalled for you black cu nt
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Haha that was uncalled for you black cu nt
;D
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I find it hilarious to hear a woman fart, but not ok with burping. And not in public, oh hell no.
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Probably loose asshole from all the anal pounding
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put a cork in it
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If she was in shape and looking good I wouldn't care if she dropped her pants and took a shit in my bedroom. I'd still....
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If she was in shape and looking good I wouldn't care if she dropped her pants and took a shit in my bedroom. I'd still....
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1250121912/Mr_Plow.jpg)
Lol I could imagine you rubbing one out while she's dropping a log on your bedroom floor. ;D
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Lol I could imagine you rubbing one out while she's dropping a log on your bedroom floor. ;D
Hell yeah, you know I would. Hot shit.
Heyooooooooow!
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Gross
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Women who fart are fucking disgusting.
not if they fart in Howard's face
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Some beta guys in this thread that cannot handle a woman passing gas.
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It's about class and manners Pedro. It's fucking disgusting. That goes for burping as well.
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Some beta guys in this thread that cannot handle a woman passing gas.
One of my exes let out one the foulest smelling fart I have ever smelt in my life, in public too.
My reaction to said fart ended up making her cry.
Glad I dumped that skank. I have yet to smell anything that comes close to the torture my nostrils went through on that horrid day. :-[
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One of my exes let out one the foulest smelling fart I have ever smelt in my life, in public too.
My reaction to said fart ended up making her cry.
Glad I dumped that skank. I have yet to smell anything that comes close to the torture my nostrils went through on that horrid day. :-[
What did you do/say?
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What did you do/say?
Can't remember specifics, but I made a scene. We were at an upscale mall during the unleashing.
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Can't remember specifics, but I made a scene. We were at an upscale mall during the unleashing.
lol. I've been known to go from 0-100 in 1 second if a broad does this in humor. I don't find it funny at all. It's not lady like. I am a man of class.
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Can't remember specifics, but I made a scene. We were at an upscale mall during the unleashing.
You are a homo.
Got rid of her because her fart smelled worse than your cock after pulling it out of your boyfriends ass.
You did the girl a favor.
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You are a homo.
Got rid of her because her fart smelled worse than your cock after pulling it out of your boyfriends ass.
You did the girl a favor.
8) that's accurate
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You are a homo.
Got rid of her because her fart smelled worse than your cock after pulling it out of your boyfriends ass.
You did the girl a favor.
lmfao!!!!
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Howard, have you ever farted on your wife?
Only on the first 8 wives....hmmm, I guess those marriages were not enhanced by my flatulence . ???
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When me and the Mrs bought our first apartment together, we ordered an Indian takeaway and had it with a few heinekens to round off a hard days removals. The saag aloo gave us both terrible gas, and to my surprise she lifted up her leg and farted in my direction. Somewhat taken aback but slightly aroused, I chased her into the kitchen to return the favour. Seeing that she was trapped between me, and the front door (it was a strange victorian conversion, with a very long but thin galley kitchen with our front door at the end) I grabbed onto both sides of the worktop and swung my legs up to her head height and let off a blaster right in her face, then fell on the floor literally crying with joy at my achievements! Little did I know, that she was almost in tears because I had timed the swing so perfectly, the fart went directly into her mouth as she was trying to shout at me and she had actually felt the force of it on her tongue hahahahahahahahaha! To this day I am not forgiven for this.
Classy and Gassy couple...well player sir, well played!
My first wife and I were going to a movie and she had on these bright white painters pants.
We were running late and rushed in , right after the previews were done and the lights went down.
I was right behind here walking down the aisle and ripped off a real doozy.
Everyone looked back at us ,so I loudly declared ; " Damn woman, I can't take you anywhere."
I heard a cascade of people quietly saying ; "OMG, it's the girl in the white pants".
Needless to say, she refused to sit by me for the movie and we didn't have sex after the film LOL.
Hmmm, I wonder how that marriage worked out?? ???
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I'd stick my tongue up her ass any day of the week.
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I wonder if she's ever chilidogged anyone.
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She looks like she can kill flies with her darts :-X
I didn't know she was that good at darts.