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Title: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: 240 is Back on June 09, 2015, 04:30:56 PM: Yea I got skinny legs, but I got big dick, your GF don't mind #BirdLegs
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 09, 2015, 04:35:54 PM: Good enough calves to beat 4th place at the Olympia
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: ritch on June 09, 2015, 04:37:56 PM: His physique sucks but he's laughing last on all accounts...
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 04:38:10 PM: His dick is probably very average... if not, below average
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 04:43:40 PM: Dude's not a bodybuilder. Never will be. He's a dude that works out, nothing more. That's fine.

You're a bodybuilder when you:

-join some bodybuilding organization
-pay your contest entry fee
-stand on stage wearing a speedo

Until you do that, you're always simply a dude that works out- which is OK too.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 09, 2015, 04:49:11 PM: He's got a body better than 99% of the population
A beard better than 99.5%

Almost a getbigger.....almost
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: V Man on June 09, 2015, 04:57:51 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 04:43:40 PM
Dude's not a bodybuilder. Never will be. He's a dude that works out, nothing more. That's fine.

You're a bodybuilder when you:

-join some bodybuilding organization
-pay your contest entry fee
-stand on stage wearing a speedo

Until you do that, you're always simply a dude that works out- which is OK too.

I gotta disagree. You're a bodybuilder if you train with the purpose of building muscle and shaping your body. If you compete, that simply makes you a competitive bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Grape Ape on June 09, 2015, 04:58:48 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 04:43:40 PM
Dude's not a bodybuilder. Never will be. He's a dude that works out, nothing more. That's fine.

You're a bodybuilder when you:

-~~join some bodybuilding organization~~ blow dudes for drugs
-~~pay your contest entry fee~~blow promoters for contest entry fees
- blow judges for contest placement
- blow schmoes for sponsorships
-stand on stage wearing a speedo

Until you do that, you're always simply a dude that works out- which is OK too.

(http://i.imgur.com/OU35s3Y.png)
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Tennisballz on June 09, 2015, 04:59:32 PM: Am I the only one who thinks the girls looked shopped into those pics?? I'm really bad at picking that stuff out but it looks weird. Why is he fighting an old man in slacks. Wtf is going on here?!
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 05:11:28 PM: Quote from: Tennisballz on June 09, 2015, 04:59:32 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the girls looked shopped into those pics?? I'm really bad at picking that stuff out but it looks weird. Why is he fighting an old man in slacks. Wtf is going on here?!

All of his pictures are weird. Orchestrated pics. Way too much effort trying to pretend that these escorts are having a great time with him.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 05:21:40 PM: I wonder how he feels knowing that none of those girls would be with him if he was "ordinary."
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: BigRo on June 09, 2015, 05:23:22 PM: how does this buck make his bucks?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 05:23:46 PM: Quote from: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 05:11:28 PM
All of his pictures are weird. Orchestrated pics. Way too much effort trying to pretend that these escorts are having a great time with him.

Exactly. Who the fuck takes pictures with hookers? Douche bag is clearly a social misfit and absolutely zero game with the girls.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Grape Ape on June 09, 2015, 05:31:06 PM: Quote from: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 05:21:40 PM
I wonder how he feels knowing that none of those girls would be with him if he was "ordinary."

Likely doesn't care or ever even considers it.

Has a girlfriend too who partakes in all this.

People want to hate on him and make up stuff like he has no game, but I'm sure he's loving every minute of what he does.

Kind of interesting if you read his backstories......
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: 240 is Back on June 09, 2015, 05:54:00 PM: Quote from: The Grim Lifter on June 09, 2015, 04:49:11 PM
He's got a body better than 99% of the population
A beard better than 99.5%

Almost a getbigger.....almost
;

He threw a hooker off a roof. He kicked a model in the face. Arrested for bringing bomb making materials onto a plane.

I think he's getting closer to getbig status.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Hulkotron on June 09, 2015, 06:05:41 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 04:43:40 PM
Dude's not a bodybuilder. Never will be. He's a dude that works out, nothing more. That's fine.

You're a bodybuilder when you:

-join some bodybuilding organization
-pay your contest entry fee
-stand on stage wearing a speedo

Until you do that, you're always simply a dude that works out- which is OK too.

What if I were to skip the first two steps (hypothetically of course)?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: TheShape. on June 09, 2015, 06:10:11 PM: Too bad hes paying those women to be in pictures with him.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 09, 2015, 06:28:13 PM: Looks like that video, "call on me, Valerie".

Quote from: Hulkotron on June 09, 2015, 06:05:41 PM
What if I were to skip the first two steps (hypothetically of course)?

Ask Goodrum. He skipped the most crucial step, working out.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 09, 2015, 06:30:29 PM: Quote from: TheShape. on June 09, 2015, 06:10:11 PM
Too bad hes paying those women to be in pictures with him.

If they were paying him he'd be getbigger status
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Pet shop boys on June 09, 2015, 07:54:29 PM: Quote from: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 04:38:10 PM
His dick is probably very average... if not, below average

Even if it was huge. (no homo) Girls are there for the $$$$$$$$ and nothing more

Only a Frustrated married cougar will be investing her time and energy after a big dick.

WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: SOMEPARTS on June 09, 2015, 09:12:30 PM: Current Mr. O carries around designer handbags. I'd take this guy's version of bodybuilding life. At least his lies count for something.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Nails on June 09, 2015, 09:15:06 PM: How much do you reckon he spends a day for whore renting?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Voice of Doom on June 09, 2015, 09:55:07 PM: Screw that guy...who's the chick in the red bikini?!! :o
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 10:14:28 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on June 09, 2015, 09:55:07 PM
Screw that guy...who's the chick in the red bikini?!! :o

Some lady who will never date you. :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 10:52:44 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on June 09, 2015, 09:55:07 PM
Screw that guy...who's the chick in the red bikini?!! :o

An escort
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: thegamechanger on June 10, 2015, 01:24:44 AM: hell is other people. whether i do boxing, lifting weights or i am in the water chicks would follow me around? what a nightmare.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: da_vinci on June 10, 2015, 02:08:17 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 05:21:40 PM
I wonder how he feels knowing that none of those girls would be with him if he was "ordinary."

I guess it could be applied to any succesfull man when you think about it...
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 10, 2015, 02:18:11 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 05:21:40 PM
I wonder how he feels knowing that none of those girls would be with him if he was "ordinary."

Maybe he doesn't give a shit, but I would feel empty at the end of the day..
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: SuperTed on June 10, 2015, 02:25:01 AM: Dude tries to hard with these staged photos.

Then again, he probably just does it for the LOL's.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: JasonH on June 10, 2015, 04:40:54 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on June 09, 2015, 05:21:40 PM
I wonder how he feels knowing that none of those girls would be with him if he ~~was "ordinary."~~ didn't pay them to be there.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 10, 2015, 05:22:53 AM: Quote from: JasonH on June 10, 2015, 04:40:54 AM
Fixed.

Well, that's the same
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: BigRo on June 10, 2015, 05:43:11 AM: again...what does this guy do to create his wealth?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Royalty on June 10, 2015, 06:02:16 AM: Quote from: BigRo on June 10, 2015, 05:43:11 AM
again...what does this guy do to create his wealth?

Nothing. Recieved a large inheritance.... Or if not, it was given to him (family money). I heard that his daddy was Rich and had lots of legal trouble.

Now he is a pro gambler (I think)

He pays escorts to put on bikinis and stand near him.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Grape Ape on June 10, 2015, 06:02:41 AM: Quote from: BigRo on June 10, 2015, 05:43:11 AM
again...what does this guy do to create his wealth?

use your googles, ro.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: tommywishbone on June 10, 2015, 09:39:55 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on June 09, 2015, 06:05:41 PM
What if I were to skip the first two steps (hypothetically of course)?

;D Then you would be what Goodrum is... insane. Insane but not a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: denarii on June 10, 2015, 12:39:57 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on June 09, 2015, 09:55:07 PM
Screw that guy...who's the chick in the red bikini?!! :o

caitlin jenners' ex
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: illuminati on June 10, 2015, 01:23:48 PM: Quote from: Royalty on June 09, 2015, 05:11:28 PM
All of his pictures are weird. Orchestrated pics. Way too much effort trying to pretend that these escorts are having a great time with him.

Yes it does look very orchestrated that pic with the girls in.
As previously said what or who is the older man in the ring with
Him in shirt & trousers... That's odd.

Mind good luck to him if he can afford them girls flocking around him
Just for his money.
You would hope he enjoys it & gets his money's worth from them.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 10, 2015, 06:08:14 PM: Quote from: BigRo on June 10, 2015, 05:43:11 AM
again...what does this guy do to create his wealth?

He inherited it.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: 240 is Back on June 24, 2015, 08:39:18 PM: ab implants?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: bigkahuna on June 24, 2015, 08:42:00 PM: Anyone else thinks this dude runs GH and Test year round?
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: MuscleDysmorphia on June 25, 2015, 08:53:48 AM: Quote from: bigkahuna on June 24, 2015, 08:42:00 PM
Anyone else thinks this dude runs GH and Test year round?

He talked about his steroid usage on a poker forum years ago. Specifically mentioned test and GH. He was in much better shape before his fame skyrocketed.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Nails on June 25, 2015, 08:55:26 AM: Quote from: bigkahuna on June 24, 2015, 08:42:00 PM
Anyone else thinks this dude runs ~~GH and Test~~ Viagra year round?

fixed
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: affeman on June 25, 2015, 08:59:17 AM: Quote from: ritch on June 09, 2015, 04:37:56 PM
His physique sucks but he's laughing last on all accounts...

I feel sorry for him, gotta be a lotta pressure to carry a cam with you 24/7 to document every arranged moment of "fun" in your life to make other people jealous, cause you can only have "fun" when other people know u are having "fun" and are jealous of you, you konw. ::)

Why the urgent need to share all of that staged crap? If I was loaded like that and pretty much independent I wouldn't give a flying fuck what other people think, and just enjoy life...
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Howard on June 25, 2015, 09:00:55 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on June 09, 2015, 04:43:40 PM
Dude's not a bodybuilder. Never will be. He's a dude that works out, nothing more. That's fine.

You're a bodybuilder when you:

-join some bodybuilding organization
-pay your contest entry fee
-stand on stage wearing a speedo

Until you do that, you're always simply a dude that works out- which is OK too.

well said !
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Waller on June 25, 2015, 09:03:26 AM: Quote from: affeman on June 25, 2015, 08:59:17 AM
I feel sorry for him, gotta be a lotta pressure to carry a cam with you 24/7 to document every arranged moment of "fun" in your life to make other people jealous, cause you can only have "fun" when other people know u are having "fun" and are jealous of you, you konw. ::)

Why the urgent need to share all of that staged crap? If I was loaded like that and pretty much independent I wouldn't give a flying fuck what other people think, and just enjoy life...

Most people carry a camera 24/7. They're called mobile phones. And I'd bet he pays somebody else to post his stuff.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Natural Man on June 25, 2015, 09:04:00 AM: Quote from: affeman on June 25, 2015, 08:59:17 AM
I feel sorry for him, gotta be a lotta pressure to carry a cam with you 24/7 to document every arranged moment of "fun" in your life to make other people jealous, cause you can only have "fun" when other people know u are having "fun" and are jealous of you, you konw. ::)

well that s just the way it is, we mostly enjoy ourselves when thinking about those who dont...
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Waller on June 25, 2015, 09:10:52 AM: Quote from: Natural Man on June 25, 2015, 09:04:00 AM
well that s just the way it is, we mostly enjoy ourselves when thinking about those who dont...

What a sad statement. You poor animal.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: ritch on June 25, 2015, 09:36:21 AM: kinda wouldn't mind being him right now. I bet he lines them all up naked, plows one for a bit, then dips in the next one going down the line, groupe face cum shot, oh, must be awesome!...
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 25, 2015, 09:39:36 AM: For someone with such wealth and access to all top o the line designer drugs, his physique could've been better.

Then again, he is probably busy with other things than training, so he's training less and less each day.

Look at Mike O'Hearns " natural " physique without any drugs for example... :D ;D
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Natural Man on June 25, 2015, 11:17:43 AM: not many latino/black/muslim women in these pics..could it be dan dickzerian is racist ? :D
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Big Slice on June 25, 2015, 11:52:00 AM: fukin brain dead monkey needs a good ass kicking.
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: robcguns on June 25, 2015, 12:56:33 PM: Quote from: Natural Man on June 25, 2015, 11:17:43 AM
not many latino/black/muslim women in these pics..could it be dan dickzerian is racist ? :D

Just smart
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: 2Thick on June 25, 2015, 03:36:24 PM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 10, 2015, 06:08:14 PM
He inherited it.

I never, ever would have guessed. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Successful bodybuilder Dan Blizerian mocks those who mock his calf development
Post by: Hulkotron on June 25, 2015, 03:39:28 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on June 24, 2015, 08:39:18 PM
ab implants?

I have often pondered this question.