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Spot on article
1. Stay in Shape
We want to be aroused by the sight of you being naked. People can argue the pitfalls of the BMI scale all they want, but for the average Jane, it works just fine. Men don’t want a bag of bones, nor do they want a woman who looks like she is smuggling beach balls. I suggest 3-4 times a week of cardio-esque activity. Regarding your diet…you do not need to starve yourself; you do not need those greasy chips either.
2. Lay Off the Body Modification
Men gravitate to natural hair color, tasteful and coverable tattoos (if any at all), and piercings that are not out of control and all over the place.
3. Make Your Own Money
When it comes to money, men really couldn’t care less if you make a whole lot, but you need to be making enough so that you are not a financial drain on him. If you make more than him, more power to you, just refrain from throwing it in his face like some form of one-upmanship.
4. Be Feminine
Men want to date WOMEN, not men with vaginas.
5. Be Submissive
This kind of overlaps with being feminine. As much as the word has been made into a negative, being submissive is a good thing, and it’s not synonymous with being a door mat or that you have no voice in the relationship. Seriously, heaven forbid you do a little back bending for the sake of pleasing YOUR man because you want to keep him interested in you. Personally I think feminism has turned relationships that are supposed to be loving into their own little battlefields. Rub his back, watch what he wants to watch, suck him off. A GOOD man will reciprocate, and placate to the things you want and make sure you are also happy.
6. Sex Life
Men want a woman that has a healthy sex drive and few past sexual partners. That means that you and your past boyfriend had a lot of sex. It does not mean that you were the town bicycle. We get it, you want to be able to sleep with the college football team and not be judged for it the same way he ran through the cheerleading squad (insert “Master Key/****ty Lock” analogy). Life isn’t fair. Get used to it. The average Joe will never see that many women anyway. Men also do not want a woman that leverages sex as a way to get what she wants. That is a pretty good indicator that she really is not all that interested in sex [with him] in the first place.
7. Be Intelligent
No man wants a woman that cannot flex her mental muscles.
8. Be Childfree
This is kind of the not-so-secret secret. Men don’t want instant families, nor do they want the ultimate form of cuckoldry that is raising another man’s child. This goes double if you have multiple children and/or if your children are biracial. It does not matter if your child’s father was abusive, a deadbeat, a good man, or hit by a bus tragically. The bottom line is that you have a child, and it does not belong to the eligible bachelors out there.
Fun fact: In many states, if your child starts to view him as a father figure and you two eventually break up, you can sue him for child support. No, he does not have to legally adopt you your child either. Look up laws such as “equitable doctrine of estoppel” and “psychological parent doctrine.”
9. Be Willing to Cook at Least Three Times a Week
I wish I knew where things had taken a turn for the worst in terms of women’s progress, but apparently the domestic ability of being able to feed yourself without ordering takeout or putting some TV dinner in the microwave has fallen by the wayside.
10. Put Down the Phone
We get it, your bathroom selfie just got you 40 likes on Facebook/Instagram and boosted your ego for the next 15 minutes. Then you just bought the newest chamomile tea from the coffee shop that is SOOO delicious, and you need to tweet about it and send a Snapchat to your bestie while you are driving home from work (that light up ahead is red, btw). Perhaps you should unplug from the matrix long enough to realize that there is a living breathing person in close proximity trying to interact with you. This is why my friends and I stack our phones on the table in front of us when we are at a restaurant/bar instead of only partially paying attention to the present company. It is simply amazing how many things stop being “awkward” when you learn to not use one of your various electronic screens as an emotional buffer.
11. Ease Up on the Makeup
The less the better. It is bad enough that the makeup industry is a multi-billion dollar industry that essentially tells women that they are ugly. What is even worse is that half of you come out of the house looking like Bozo the Clown. Maybe you should throw away the Maybelline, and work with what you were born with.
12. Stop Cussing
Coming from someone who is a United States Sailor, it really is not attractive to have a girlfriend that cusses like one. If you think you are such a ****ing lady, you had damn well better act like it for once.
13. Stop Hoarding Guy Friends
9 out of 10 of your guy friends just want to sleep with you anyway. Men know how other men think. The first guy that comes to comfort you after a big fight will also be the first one to say “he’s not good enough for you” in order to sabotage the relationship, and then he’ll be the first one to try to get into your pants after he convinces you that your man is a creep. It’s not about having trust issues. It’s about knowing how people act. Trust is earned, not immediately granted.
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awesome read. If women hate on this, well they must hate men on a delusional level.
Please give me the original link, I want to read all the female melt downs, it gives me obscure satisfaction
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awesome read. If women hate on this, well they must hate men on a delusional level.
Please give me the original link, I want to read all the female melt downs, it gives me obscure satisfaction
X2. My satisfaction won't be obscure.
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Women that want to be married should follow this list.
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awesome read. If women hate on this, well they must hate men on a delusional level.
Please give me the original link, I want to read all the female melt downs, it gives me obscure satisfaction
Women raging in the comments of article link, even going as far as to say women with kids are attractive to men
http://thoughtcatalog.com/john-smith/2014/06/13-things-a-woman-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-men/
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awesome read. If women hate on this, well they must hate men on a delusional level.
Please give me the original link, I want to read all the female melt downs, it gives me obscure satisfaction
x3. For sociology purpose only ofc.
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
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Agree on all points. Not sure why women are bothered since they are constantly making articles on what men should be like.
Obviously, it's all fantasy and you'll never meet anyone who will tick every box there.
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Women raging in the comments of article link, even going as far as to say women with kids are attractive to men
http://thoughtcatalog.com/john-smith/2014/06/13-things-a-woman-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-men/
WOW, a hot woman who agreed with the article... I'm impressed. At least in her profile pic she looks eatable.
Just read this comment:
written by MoBe,
"This was well written, well intentioned and respectful. Anyone who chose to read it was interested in another persons point of view. If an article starts out as a list of say how to make ideal strawberry tarts and they tell you to add margarine well that's they're opinion. Try it. Don't try it. But you did look to see what someone else's recipe was so don't get mad if it's not what you like. If your happy with your cookies don't worry. His points are pretty common sense and really swing both ways. To me."
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
Haha! This is just a point-by-point negation of each of the other items. So petty and stupid.
I thought that it might be useful advice like, "go down on her often"
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
And that's what happens when a brainless femonazi writes an article like that
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pretty lame wishful thinking article, why not add another 13 things while youre at it making it 26...
how about this:
1. todays man, used to spend most of his time jerking off to internet porn, will sleep with any woman, any weight, no matter how she looks or even if she stinks as long as she agrees to it. if not because its better than jerking off to internet porn (at make no mistake, getbig is a porn site first, a bodybuilding site second), then at least for variety.
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
Absolutely pathetic From what I seen of the few points I glossed over.
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Today's man should cut off his testicles and present them to Cthulhu, scourge of death and despair, before searching for a life partner.
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Why should I care how a woman feels?
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Why should I care how a woman feels?
Slow down Grab Your Bible. Praise it to the lord and make your soul revivel. Praise The lord!
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All good points, but where can I find women who pass the exam ???
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14. crawl under the desk and give your man a long and sensual blowjob when he has a long Getbig session that requires the best of his efforts in writing and photoshopping.
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Why should I care how a woman feels?
You shouldn't, you're perfectly happy the way men feel...when they slam into you like Nibiru into planet earth.
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You shouldn't, you're perfectly happy the way men feel...when they slam into you like Nibiru into planet earth.
Haha!
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You shouldn't, you're perfectly happy the way men feel...when they slam into you like Nibiru into planet earth.
Really dude? A queer jab. Grow up.
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You shouldn't, you're perfectly happy the way men feel...when they slam into you like Nibiru into planet earth.
haha exactly! I read sarcasm and let me tell you, wiggs was serious with his comment
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Really dude? A queer jab. Grow up.
“He that is without a queer jab among you, let him first cast a planet at earth.”
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Well written.
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This xx number things a woman can do problem has long been solved. From a retired porn star on Reddit:
1) Arch your back. In doggy, when you're on your side and he's in mish position, whenever possible. For some reason, men find women's arched backs sexier. I think because it accentuates your curves. Also, in doggy, look back at him and let him see your face and how good he's making you feel.
2) Tell him you want to see the penetration, and actually watch it. Let it turn you on. It turns him on knowing that you want to watch his dick slide into you. A good position for this is when you're on top, but instead of your knees being on the bed, kind of squat and lean back so that you're more "scooting" onto his dick than grinding on it or bouncing on it. Gives him a great visual and you can look down and see him and the action as well.
3) Tell HIM when you want to change positions or when you want him to eat your pussy or slap your ass or something. Taking the initiative and being confident in telling him what you want is a turn on.
4) Buy sexy lingerie and surprise him by wearing it when he's not really expecting it. Also wear heels and make up. While wearing said lingerie, bring him a beer or make him a sandwich or some such stupid house-wifely shit. And leave the heels on during sex. Hell, leave some of the lingerie on too and just pull things down or to the side so he can have access to the goodie bits.
5) While he's fucking you, hold on to his leg or back or head (if he's eating you out). Pull him into you when you're feeling it, dig your nails into him if he's getting a good spot, etc. Buck your hips a bit, especially in doggy or some other position where you have a modicum of control. It shows your enthusiasm and how hungry you are for him.
6) Send him a text message in the middle of the day about how much you want to suck his dick. Be graphic and specific, talk about what your lips look like when they're wrapped around him, mention your eyes looking up at him with a particular emotion/thought in them, etc. Also send him messages about how much you liked when he did such-and-such a thing, and tell him what you want him to do next time. It's a good way to communicate about your wants/desires in a sexy and non-threatening/awkward way.
7) When you're giving him a blow job with you on your knees and him standing (or sitting at the edge of the bed or chair), look up at him like a) you've never seen a dick as big as his before and it kind of scares you in a sexy/excited kind of way b) like you're starving and his cock is the best meal of your life or c) that you're the most bad-assiest chick on the face of the planet and you're going to rock his world.
8) Look up some stereotypical porn star modeling positions (check [freeones](http://www.freeones.com) maybe?) and practice them in the mirror so you know how they look with your body. Practice the standing up kind and ones you can do in/on the bed. After a bit of sexy talk and warming up in another room, get up boldly and tell him to meet you in the bedroom in 3-5 minutes (however long it will take you quickly change into lingerie and heals but not long enough that his boner/excitement goes down all the way), and when he opens the door, be in one of those positions. Whenever you change positions, somehow sneak some of these in if you can. A word to the wise--these girls have been posing like this for quite a while and it takes a bit of muscle memory and flexibility to get them right. Especially back arching while standing and looking back at him. Dont hurt yourself.
9) When he's eating your pussy, dont just lay all the way down, close your eyes and face the ceiling. At least not all the time (sometimes you get lost in the moment and let yourself!). Instead, prop yourself up on your elbows, maybe hold onto your boobs (from the side so he can still see your nipples and you give yourself some cleavage) and play with your nipples or something while making eye contact with him. But again, probably do this when he first starts, but let yourself fall into a position that's comfortable for you once it starts heating up. You aren't just performing for him, you want to enjoy it too. And HE wants you to enjoy it also!
10) Profit. A word to the wise--dont do all of these things every time you have sex. Use them as spice, unless a point or two you really enjoy doing or doesn't break your mojo. As you can see, these things are all about making *him* turned on, but sex is a two way street. You want to enjoy yourself too and not be doing all this work all the time. Plus, if you do these things every time you have sex, he's going to expect it and be disappointed when you dont deliver or wonder what went wrong. If you add a bit of this as spice every so often, it keeps things interested and him wanting more and wondering what else you have up your sleeve.
Edit: I can't words.
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This xx number things a woman can do problem has long been solved. From a retired porn star on Reddit:
1) Arch your back. In doggy, when you're on your side and he's in mish position, whenever possible. For some reason, men find women's arched backs sexier. I think because it accentuates your curves. Also, in doggy, look back at him and let him see your face and how good he's making you feel.
2) Tell him you want to see the penetration, and actually watch it. Let it turn you on. It turns him on knowing that you want to watch his dick slide into you. A good position for this is when you're on top, but instead of your knees being on the bed, kind of squat and lean back so that you're more "scooting" onto his dick than grinding on it or bouncing on it. Gives him a great visual and you can look down and see him and the action as well.
3) Tell HIM when you want to change positions or when you want him to eat your pussy or slap your ass or something. Taking the initiative and being confident in telling him what you want is a turn on.
4) Buy sexy lingerie and surprise him by wearing it when he's not really expecting it. Also wear heels and make up. While wearing said lingerie, bring him a beer or make him a sandwich or some such stupid house-wifely shit. And leave the heels on during sex. Hell, leave some of the lingerie on too and just pull things down or to the side so he can have access to the goodie bits.
5) While he's fucking you, hold on to his leg or back or head (if he's eating you out). Pull him into you when you're feeling it, dig your nails into him if he's getting a good spot, etc. Buck your hips a bit, especially in doggy or some other position where you have a modicum of control. It shows your enthusiasm and how hungry you are for him.
6) Send him a text message in the middle of the day about how much you want to suck his dick. Be graphic and specific, talk about what your lips look like when they're wrapped around him, mention your eyes looking up at him with a particular emotion/thought in them, etc. Also send him messages about how much you liked when he did such-and-such a thing, and tell him what you want him to do next time. It's a good way to communicate about your wants/desires in a sexy and non-threatening/awkward way.
7) When you're giving him a blow job with you on your knees and him standing (or sitting at the edge of the bed or chair), look up at him like a) you've never seen a dick as big as his before and it kind of scares you in a sexy/excited kind of way b) like you're starving and his cock is the best meal of your life or c) that you're the most bad-assiest chick on the face of the planet and you're going to rock his world.
8) Look up some stereotypical porn star modeling positions (check [freeones](http://www.freeones.com) maybe?) and practice them in the mirror so you know how they look with your body. Practice the standing up kind and ones you can do in/on the bed. After a bit of sexy talk and warming up in another room, get up boldly and tell him to meet you in the bedroom in 3-5 minutes (however long it will take you quickly change into lingerie and heals but not long enough that his boner/excitement goes down all the way), and when he opens the door, be in one of those positions. Whenever you change positions, somehow sneak some of these in if you can. A word to the wise--these girls have been posing like this for quite a while and it takes a bit of muscle memory and flexibility to get them right. Especially back arching while standing and looking back at him. Dont hurt yourself.
9) When he's eating your pussy, dont just lay all the way down, close your eyes and face the ceiling. At least not all the time (sometimes you get lost in the moment and let yourself!). Instead, prop yourself up on your elbows, maybe hold onto your boobs (from the side so he can still see your nipples and you give yourself some cleavage) and play with your nipples or something while making eye contact with him. But again, probably do this when he first starts, but let yourself fall into a position that's comfortable for you once it starts heating up. You aren't just performing for him, you want to enjoy it too. And HE wants you to enjoy it also!
10) Profit. A word to the wise--dont do all of these things every time you have sex. Use them as spice, unless a point or two you really enjoy doing or doesn't break your mojo. As you can see, these things are all about making *him* turned on, but sex is a two way street. You want to enjoy yourself too and not be doing all this work all the time. Plus, if you do these things every time you have sex, he's going to expect it and be disappointed when you dont deliver or wonder what went wrong. If you add a bit of this as spice every so often, it keeps things interested and him wanting more and wondering what else you have up your sleeve.
Edit: I can't words.
Emailing this to wife immediately. Will either be happy or divorced soon.
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Emailing this to wife immediately. Will either be happy or divorced soon.
LOL!!!
Very well expressed points suggested...
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Women pay big bucks for all those books and magazines written to tell them what a man wants. Well here it is right here. And free. Arch your back in doggy.
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Emailing this to wife immediately. Will either be happy or divorced soon.
Rolling the dice tonight on this one. Going to calculate how many she does without me asking to see if she is worth it. Haha.
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
Rebecca must have her a cute little beta guy.
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Haha, the women have already returned fire
http://feminspire.com/14-things-a-man-can-do-to-be-more-attractive-to-women/
This is the dumbest one:
10. Don’t make fun of her selfies or food pics.
Yes, I understand that some people can go a little overboard with the social media, but “selfies” are a way of expressing ourselves and allowing society to see us the way that we want to be seen. Don’t ever assume that she’s doing it for attention, which is just disrespectful. Selfies are a way that we identify ourselves. We see something we like, we take a picture, and we put it where others can see it so that they, too, can understand our identities. We all just want to be understood. And honestly, if she’s out on a date with you and she takes a picture of her food, chances are, she’s having a good time and she’s happy she’s there. If she wasn’t enjoying herself, why would she take a picture of it? So don’t make fun of her. Instead, be supportive.
What a total crock of shit. What did people do before all this technology and selfies? No one had identities? People were just walking aimlessly without any sense of who they were. If you need to take a selfie to secure your identity and show it to others, then you lack something very meaningful about yourself.
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spot on
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14. crawl under the desk and give your man a long and sensual blowjob when he has a long Getbig session that requires the best of his efforts in writing and photoshopping.
This^^^^^
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Rolling the dice tonight on this one. Going to calculate how many she does without me asking to see if she is worth it. Haha.
Please advices on what happened? 7/10?