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Title: Jurassic world review
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 13, 2015, 02:20:41 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 13, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster? I mean u seriously thought it would be good? Wow
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 13, 2015, 02:26:11 PM
Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster? I mean u seriously thought it would be good? Wow

Look brah, I paid good money to sit through this shit movie so I could report on it for getbiggers. A little appreciation would be nice.

Good day sir!!!

Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: a_pupil on June 13, 2015, 02:36:11 PM
do the t rex and clone dinosaur fight?
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2015, 02:39:02 PM
I heard the movie sucked!! very disappointing. I was planning on seeing it. Looks like Ill pass. Ill wait until it comes out on netflix or redbox.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Core on June 13, 2015, 02:39:34 PM
how many kills does the t rex amass by the end of the film?
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 13, 2015, 02:39:45 PM
do the t rex and clone dinosaur fight?

I'm not going to spoil this turd for people. I'll pm you
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: a_pupil on June 13, 2015, 02:46:06 PM
I remember seeing jurassic park in the cinema as a little kid. It was an otherwordly experience.

Hollywood has had 3 attempts and 20+ years but have failed at even coming close to matching it.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Parker on June 13, 2015, 02:52:34 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.
So basically it needed more gore to scare the daylighfs out of people, and make kids scream everytime that they see a lizard?
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 13, 2015, 03:12:50 PM
So basically it needed more gore to scare the daylighfs out of people, and make kids scream everytime that they see a lizard?
Yes!  Go into the movie biz Parker
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 13, 2015, 03:28:22 PM
Strangely nobody makes films about mega fauna 'monsters' , just too many T-Rexes in movies  :-\
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Grape Ape on June 13, 2015, 03:49:31 PM
Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster?

I'll bet the dumb masses can at least spell "trailers" correctly.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: dr.chimps on June 13, 2015, 04:31:06 PM
Was ok. Script a bit unbalanced, and ending telegraphed 1.5 hrs out, but held the kids' attention.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: gmflex on June 13, 2015, 04:51:09 PM
It was a good movie..
Better than the first 3....
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: booty on June 13, 2015, 04:59:38 PM
I am still going to see it.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: bradistani on June 13, 2015, 05:03:07 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

quelle surprise.

next, STAR WARS!
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 13, 2015, 06:46:57 PM
quelle surprise.

next, STAR WARS!
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: The Ugly on June 13, 2015, 07:02:47 PM
Should have stopped after the first. I mean, how much quality storytelling can you really pull outta CGI dinosaurs?

Any time a sequel is produced without the original talent (director and writer, mostly), it's just a cash-grab, and it's probably gonna suck bad.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: bradistani on June 13, 2015, 07:09:50 PM
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!

it will be as instantly forgettable as the recent trek films
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: SquatsRule on June 13, 2015, 08:31:24 PM
The books are good. The first movie follows the books the most.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 13, 2015, 08:35:47 PM
Remember that thread I had about the Android box I tried out?  I still have it and watched Jurassic World this morning with it.  THANK GOD IT WAS FREE.  Because it would have been a complete waste of coins going to get it from Redbox in a few months.  Yeah... it was that bad.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Hulkotron on June 13, 2015, 08:36:04 PM
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!

I am not sure if you noticed but half the Star Wars movies are fucking terrible :'(
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 13, 2015, 08:37:09 PM
I am not sure if you noticed but half the Star Wars movies are fucking terrible :'(

First two were solid.  The Ewoks ruined the third, and the prequels were ruined in the exact same way by the damn muppet characters targeted at the little pre K audience.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: SquatsRule on June 13, 2015, 08:39:29 PM
First two were solid.  The Ewoks ruined the third, and the prequels were ruined in the exact same way by the damn muppet characters targeted at the little pre K audience.

Mesa no believe you no like jarjar.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: The Ugly on June 13, 2015, 08:50:55 PM
The books are good. The first movie follows the books the most.

Did Crichton write the sequels, too?
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: bradistani on June 13, 2015, 08:56:52 PM
Mesa no believe you no like jarjar.

the biggest WTF in cinema history
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Azzaro on June 14, 2015, 12:14:57 AM
quelle surprise.



Thats not jon cole
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: SuperTed on June 14, 2015, 12:36:39 AM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

You just need to watch the trailer to see it's clearly shit.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: James28 on June 14, 2015, 01:54:00 AM
Did Crichton write the sequels, too?

He wrote The Lost World after Jurassic Park. Nothing beyond that (with regards to dinosaurs anyway).

I wouldn't waste my time watching this shit. Not even for free when the BluRay rip leaks.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: falco on June 14, 2015, 03:34:23 AM
Look brah, I paid good money to sit through this shit movie so I could report on it for getbiggers. A little appreciation would be nice.

Good day sir!!!



Are you claiming you waisted money for us bitches?   :D
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: mazrim on June 14, 2015, 05:19:16 AM
Watched some of the first one and that was enough for me to know they would all be terrible. Never got the hype. Everything just seems better when you are younger I guess.

Waste of Bryce Dallas Howard acting.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2015, 06:00:41 AM
My movie is out ssoon
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Parker on June 14, 2015, 06:15:28 AM
Watched some of the first one and that was enough for me to know they would all be terrible. Never got the hype. Everything just seems better when you are younger I guess.

Waste of Bryce Dallas Howard acting.
The hype were the dinosaurs, duh. Dinosaurs will always sell well.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: C-BuZz on June 14, 2015, 06:51:12 AM
Total piece of shit movie . Even went gold class eating protien bars so i dont loose any gains while sitting for so long fuck I want my money back .

Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: hench on June 15, 2015, 11:23:32 AM
I heard the original t-rex is in this and do you see any of the original decimated park as its on the same island?
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Colossus_1986 on June 15, 2015, 12:17:58 PM
I heard the original t-rex is in this and do you see any of the original decimated park as its on the same island?

There is only 1 T-Rex on the Island (or atleast they only show one at a time) so its likely, but I don't remember them mentioning that it's THE original T-Rex from the 1993 Park.

There is a scene where they revisit the abandoned old building which is cool. You see a few cool things from the first JP movie, including the Jeeps, which they manage to take from the garage in one of the chase scenes.

All in all the movie is somewhat enjoyable. Better than 2 and 3 for sure. Bottom line is this is a 1-time movie. It's like trying to remake Titanic....boat sinks, end of movie. Jurassic Park can only have one angle...big bad dinosaur on the loose...run for your life.... and this is why they feel the need to make "hybrid" dinosaurs... sad...
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: hench on June 15, 2015, 12:33:05 PM
Cool, cheers. I've read that it is indeed meant to be the original t-rex, the director said they made it move as if older and skin tighter with scars.
There is only 1 T-Rex on the Island (or atleast they only show one at a time) so its likely, but I don't remember them mentioning that it's THE original T-Rex from the 1993 Park.

There is a scene where they revisit the abandoned old building which is cool. You see a few cool things from the first JP movie, including the Jeeps, which they manage to take from the garage in one of the chase scenes.

All in all the movie is somewhat enjoyable. Better than 2 and 3 for sure. Bottom line is this is a 1-time movie. It's like trying to remake Titanic....boat sinks, end of movie. Jurassic Park can only have one angle...big bad dinosaur on the loose...run for your life.... and this is why they feel the need to make "hybrid" dinosaurs... sad...
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Overload on June 15, 2015, 03:51:54 PM
Mesa no believe you no like jarjar.

Motherfucking duck faced homo ruined those movies.


8)
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 15, 2015, 04:04:32 PM
Motherfucking duck faced homo ruined those movies.


8)

x100
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 15, 2015, 05:34:18 PM
Motherfucking duck faced homo ruined those movies.


8)

He was a hebrew.
Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 15, 2015, 05:59:54 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

Bryce Dallas Howard was ok in the movie though
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Title: Re: Jurassic world review
Post by: SquatsRule on June 15, 2015, 07:12:00 PM
Motherfucking duck faced homo ruined those movies.


8)

Those movies were a big letdown. I was so hyped to see Vader kill some jedi. We got like 5 seconds of Vader at the end.