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Title: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: syntaxmachine on June 14, 2015, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/241474/man-gets-off-despite-jacking-it-into-co-workers-coffee/

"A long-time female employee of a Minnesota hardware store came upon Lind, her male co-worker of 14 years, standing over her desk one day looking suspicious. After the wanker beat a hasty retreat, the victim discovered a puddle on her desk and realized that the odd taste she’d occasionally noticed in her coffee over the past SIX MONTHS was non-dairy creamer of the worst kind.
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Lind got off lightly because Minnesota doesn’t consider skinning the snake into your co-worker’s Ethiopian blend to be a sex crime, doncha’ know. The victim maintains she was sexually assaulted and is sticking with the case so that others can’t weasel out of such vile behavior in the future. In response a Minnesota lawmaker has taken up the cause and wants putting bodily fluids into someone else’s food classed as criminal sexual conduct once and for all."

What's the world come to? You can't even creatively express sexual attraction to a potential mate whilst simultaneously injecting some extra protein into her diet without fear of criminal proceedings?  ::)

(https://iptrolltracker2.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/latte.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: funk51 on June 14, 2015, 09:58:40 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D approved
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: ritch on June 14, 2015, 10:00:07 AM
LOL! Has to be fake news...
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: Schnauzer on June 14, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
LOL! Has to be fake news...

Weird but true


(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: Schnauzer on June 14, 2015, 10:04:31 AM


He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park


(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090430165418/jurassicpark/images/c/cf/JP-DennisNedry2.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: ritch on June 14, 2015, 10:06:28 AM
Weird but true


(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)

caught jerking off in the open? He could at least "get it out" in the toilet the slip the jizz in the coffee to avoid getting caught.

If that guy went to prison, I have a feeling guys would not leave their drink untatended, lol...
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 14, 2015, 10:07:58 AM
Hahahaja..... Thread title of the day!
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: wes on June 14, 2015, 10:41:18 AM
Extra Cream Of Peace
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 14, 2015, 10:42:47 AM
Extra Cream Of Peace

How was Dubai?
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: chaos on June 14, 2015, 10:42:54 AM
Extra Cream Of Peace
Welcome back, stud.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2015, 10:43:39 AM
It's 2015.  If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it. 
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: wes on June 14, 2015, 10:43:48 AM
How was Dubai?
It was hellish!!    :(


Welcome back, stud.
Thanks bro.....I had bigtime withdrawls.   :)
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: ritch on June 14, 2015, 10:46:21 AM
It's 2015.  If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it. 

Flat out some of the funniest shit i read is from this guy.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2015, 10:48:48 AM
They laughed at me at Starbucks too.  But I showed them.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Europe on June 14, 2015, 10:50:20 AM
free protein drinks..  >:( >:(
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: 240 is Back on June 14, 2015, 10:58:58 AM
extra cream
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Army of One on June 14, 2015, 11:25:24 AM
Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: io856 on June 14, 2015, 11:37:19 AM
Thats awesome! hahaha
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 14, 2015, 11:56:21 AM
Weird but true


(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)

I am sorry you got caught, Knooger
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Fortress on June 14, 2015, 12:01:31 PM
Pure gross.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
Post by: funk51 on June 14, 2015, 01:28:42 PM

He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park


(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090430165418/jurassicpark/images/c/cf/JP-DennisNedry2.jpg)
hello newman...
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: 2Thick on June 14, 2015, 02:22:27 PM
There was apparently Domino's pizza delivery guy jerkin' off on pizzas in my area when I was a kid. They supposedly caught him after one of his female coworkers tasted "something familiar" on a pizza there, and they decided to keep an eye on him. They supposedly caught him in the act not long after.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: ritch on June 14, 2015, 02:46:41 PM
Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange

LOL!

I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Bad News Brown on June 14, 2015, 03:16:47 PM
if i had a female co worker and she was hot, i'd be honoured and flattered if she made me cups of coffee and rubbed her vag around the rim. she could even piss in it a little if she wanted, all it would get her is a pay rise.

nice!  ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: funk51 on June 15, 2015, 09:47:44 AM
LOL!

I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:52:57 AM
;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.

What a pic. They need to put him back in movies and make him one of those mob bosses you see in a house coat all day. He is already in "costume" all the time, his role is perfect "as is"

I still can't believe that guy got away with that! Imagine how disgusted and traumatized you'd be??? Amazes me how the system can fail like this at times, just wow at the lack of common sense...
Title: Re: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on June 15, 2015, 10:32:29 AM
Chaos, Wes & Coach sending this guy out for coffee prior to their next NA meeting ( as we speak.)

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: LittleJ on June 15, 2015, 11:38:47 AM
Guess the r...

 ::)
Title: Re: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: chaos on June 15, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Chaos, Wes & Coach sending this guy out for coffee prior to their next NA meeting ( as we speak.)

THE BEEF
Terribly weak.
0/10
Title: Re: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 15, 2015, 12:26:43 PM
 ;) Love that Creamora. Thought you were banned Wes. Welcome back brother.
Title: Re: Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
Post by: gib on June 15, 2015, 07:38:21 PM
Wonder if Kai ever jizzed in Phil's lunchbox...
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: Tapeworm on June 17, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
What a pic. They need to put him back in movies and make him one of those mob bosses you see in a house coat all day. He is already in "costume" all the time, his role is perfect "as is"

He played a supporting part in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine a couple years ago.  Not one of Woody's best but Clay was good.
Title: Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
Post by: 2Thick on June 17, 2015, 11:53:17 AM
;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.

Looks like Dice needs to get back to the gym and maybe get on a little HRT.  :-\