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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: syntaxmachine on June 14, 2015, 09:57:33 AM
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http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/241474/man-gets-off-despite-jacking-it-into-co-workers-coffee/
"A long-time female employee of a Minnesota hardware store came upon Lind, her male co-worker of 14 years, standing over her desk one day looking suspicious. After the wanker beat a hasty retreat, the victim discovered a puddle on her desk and realized that the odd taste she’d occasionally noticed in her coffee over the past SIX MONTHS was non-dairy creamer of the worst kind.
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Lind got off lightly because Minnesota doesn’t consider skinning the snake into your co-worker’s Ethiopian blend to be a sex crime, doncha’ know. The victim maintains she was sexually assaulted and is sticking with the case so that others can’t weasel out of such vile behavior in the future. In response a Minnesota lawmaker has taken up the cause and wants putting bodily fluids into someone else’s food classed as criminal sexual conduct once and for all."
What's the world come to? You can't even creatively express sexual attraction to a potential mate whilst simultaneously injecting some extra protein into her diet without fear of criminal proceedings? ::)
(https://iptrolltracker2.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/latte.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D ;D approved
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LOL! Has to be fake news...
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LOL! Has to be fake news...
Weird but true
(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)
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He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090430165418/jurassicpark/images/c/cf/JP-DennisNedry2.jpg)
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Weird but true
(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)
caught jerking off in the open? He could at least "get it out" in the toilet the slip the jizz in the coffee to avoid getting caught.
If that guy went to prison, I have a feeling guys would not leave their drink untatended, lol...
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Hahahaja..... Thread title of the day!
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Extra Cream Of Peace
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Extra Cream Of Peace
How was Dubai?
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Extra Cream Of Peace
Welcome back, stud.
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It's 2015. If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it.
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How was Dubai?
It was hellish!! :(
Welcome back, stud.
Thanks bro.....I had bigtime withdrawls. :)
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It's 2015. If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it.
Flat out some of the funniest shit i read is from this guy.
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They laughed at me at Starbucks too. But I showed them.
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free protein drinks.. >:( >:(
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extra cream
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Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange
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Thats awesome! hahaha
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Weird but true
(https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lind-john-robert.jpg?w=770)
I am sorry you got caught, Knooger
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Pure gross.
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He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090430165418/jurassicpark/images/c/cf/JP-DennisNedry2.jpg)
hello newman...
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There was apparently Domino's pizza delivery guy jerkin' off on pizzas in my area when I was a kid. They supposedly caught him after one of his female coworkers tasted "something familiar" on a pizza there, and they decided to keep an eye on him. They supposedly caught him in the act not long after.
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Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange
LOL!
I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
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if i had a female co worker and she was hot, i'd be honoured and flattered if she made me cups of coffee and rubbed her vag around the rim. she could even piss in it a little if she wanted, all it would get her is a pay rise.
nice! ;D
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LOL!
I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.
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;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.
What a pic. They need to put him back in movies and make him one of those mob bosses you see in a house coat all day. He is already in "costume" all the time, his role is perfect "as is"
I still can't believe that guy got away with that! Imagine how disgusted and traumatized you'd be??? Amazes me how the system can fail like this at times, just wow at the lack of common sense...
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Chaos, Wes & Coach sending this guy out for coffee prior to their next NA meeting ( as we speak.)
THE BEEF
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Guess the r...
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Chaos, Wes & Coach sending this guy out for coffee prior to their next NA meeting ( as we speak.)
THE BEEF
Terribly weak.
0/10
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;) Love that Creamora. Thought you were banned Wes. Welcome back brother.
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Wonder if Kai ever jizzed in Phil's lunchbox...
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What a pic. They need to put him back in movies and make him one of those mob bosses you see in a house coat all day. He is already in "costume" all the time, his role is perfect "as is"
He played a supporting part in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine a couple years ago. Not one of Woody's best but Clay was good.
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;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.
Looks like Dice needs to get back to the gym and maybe get on a little HRT. :-\