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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
Did he blow down your cock and prolapse your anus?!
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Did he blow down your cock and prolapse your anus?!
No but I now feel cheated for that not happening!
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No but I now feel cheated for that not happening!
If you find a second dude to go behind you they can play ping pong with your insides.
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If you find a second dude to go behind you they can play ping pong with your insides.
I love ping pong. Especially the "smash" part.
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maybe you're constipated and pushing too much at the toilet
too much coffee, too Little fiber, etc. makes for brick shits
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they suck,,,itch and pain'no pun'get Epsom salt take a warm bath sit in it 'fill in tub enough to get seated in it water wise.preperation h cream they make all kinds 'basic creme'use it few times a day if its new it should go back in easy.
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maybe you're constipated and pushing too much at the toilet
too much coffee, too Little fiber, etc. makes for brick shits
All has been in check. I think I tried to push too hard while on the bowl or try to take a shit when I don't really have to go but to anyway because I won't be able to go later type thing.
I only take 300mg caffeine per day, fiber intake is very high, I can easily shit 4x's a day and not really force it.
But was shitting in "strings" a bit last week, not the usual logs. But sometimes the pinneaple's if not fully ripe and eaten, the turd goes out bad.
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they suck,,,itch and pain'no pun'get Epsom salt take a warm bath sit in it 'fill in tub enough to get seated in it water wise.preperation h cream they make all kinds 'basic creme'use it few times a day if its new it should go back in easy.
2 days new it is.
Can't take baths here, could go to the sweedish bath house tonight if I had to. LOL! That would be gross for the others there, I'd never do that...
Gonna get a cream today, should I stop taking my orals ya think?
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Already doing Shit number two. My poor bunghole is gonna b burning...
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Already doing Shit number two. My poor bunghole is gonna b burning...
Good luck. Hope you've got a bidet.
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Get a broom stick, use it to shove said roid back in ass. Repeat as needed
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemorrhoid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
Basile is just like hemorrhoid :D
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Use the toilet in a smarter way:
www.businessinsider.com/scientists-discovered-going-bathroom-wrong-way-toilets-squatting-2015-6
And don't listen to BB experts who tell you to overeat
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
SHARP scissors :D
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.
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This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.
Nope, Basile is far more horrific image :P
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This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.
Then it's a good thing you didn't see what I did when I bent over in front of the mirror today.
Got this big bright red juicy dingle berry of a grape, very plump looking hanging out of my asshole. I know you want to slide your tongue around it to make it's way through my taint and end up in my balls Harold.
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Get a broom stick, use it to shove said roid back in ass. Repeat as needed
Tried to push it back up with my finger, my selfie stick was dirty...
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
ha, i feel for you. every cough, burp, fart, piss, twitch, eye blink, sneeze (the fucking worst), not to mention having a dump.. feels like theres a crab back there nipping at yer grapes.
get some cream slapped on and try not to sneeze :D
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Epsom salt bath or if you can't take a bath (small apartment in Montréal?) fill a bowl with hot water and epsom salt.
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Epsom salt bath or if you can't take a bath (small apartment in Montréal?) fill a bowl with hot water and epsom salt.
Not really. Had some water damage in my bathroom and the tub is not really at it's best... Moving out so I don't care.
Got a cream and some oral pills so hope that works. Don't wanna soak my ass in some bowl I will use for food purposes after, lol...
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Not really. Had some water damage in my bathroom and the tub is not really at it's best... Moving out so I don't care.
Got a cream and some oral pills so hope that works. Don't wanna soak my ass in some bowl I will use for food purposes after, lol...
Lol gotcha! You could always "forget" the bowl when you move out for the next tenant to use...
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Use the toilet in a smarter way:
www.businessinsider.com/scientists-discovered-going-bathroom-wrong-way-toilets-squatting-2015-6
And don't listen to BB experts who tell you to overeat
Yep, there was a shark tank episode that explained this as well as well as a footstool the couple were promoting.
Works well.
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Lol gotcha! You could always "forget" the bowl when you move out for the next tenant to use...
And in this poor ass area, they would use it too!
But trust me... I was trying to think of some gross prank. Like with the left over water, use it to bake something and then give the goods to someone, watch them eat them and just die inside of pure evilness!!!
Think I will just get a bowl at the $store tomorrow for "short term" use.
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And in this poor ass area, they would use it too!
But trust me... I was trying to think of some gross prank. Like with the left over water, use it to bake something and then give the goods to someone, watch them eat them and just die inside of pure evilness!!!
Think I will just get a bowl at the $store tomorrow for "short term" use.
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Yes, evil indeed but influenced by the south park episode where Cartman makes chili out of Scot Taylorman's parents. One of the all time funniest episodes.
Not sure if they ever had a hemroid episode?
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Rubber band method works.
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Rubber band method works.
I read about that. Not a chance! Got my ointment "in me" took my first tab and now I play the waiting game.
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I read about that. Not a chance! Got my ointment "in me" took my first tab and now I play the waiting game.
GB Warriors Don't Cry ;) , just chopped off ;D
OBW, Wiggz is male nurse :P
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Have you noticed any blud neer yore anis?
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Proctologist...See if he can laser them.
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Have you noticed any blud neer yore anis?
just once, today. Before using the ointment. Should be ok as my diet is high fiber, I drink 6L water ed, train... I think some badly digested pinneaple is the cause, possible. The stuff comes out bad as when not ripe enough, just does not chew. I usually spit it out, but even if a bit goes down, it causes bad digestion.
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Proctologist...See if he can laser them.
Sounds like a lost day with that option, will do if necessary though, thanks for the actual real reply, lol!
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just once, today. Before using the ointment. Should be ok as my diet is high fiber, I drink 6L water ed, train... I think some badly digested pinneaple is the cause, possible. The stuff comes out bad as when not ripe enough, just does not chew. I usually spit it out, but even if a bit goes down, it causes bad digestion.
Ok, then.
Might wanna stay away from buttsex until we're clear.
(Kidding. :))
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Ok, then.
Might wanna stay away from buttsex until we're clear.
( :), Kidding.)
Gonna be so horny when I get the green light, hahaha...
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try eat a little bit less salt, and lay off the creatine if you are using
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Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?
Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.
fold a few slices of toilet paper, put a little water on it. Dry your ass this way. You will not tear the asshole and hemroid so much on using wet toilet paper, compared to using dry toilet paper, which will cause your ass to bleed.
Use dry paper first to remove all shit, then use the wet paper to dry your ass fully.
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Just rub some hot chili powder on to kill those germs 8)
& Wiggz professional opinion is needed :)
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I love it when my anus prolapses
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse#/media/File:Full_thickness_rectal_prolapse_%26_mucosal_prolapse..jpg)
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Applicator went in raw, eventual pullout...
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.......I'll take Hurricane Beef for $500 Alex.
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Applicator went in raw, eventual pullout...
Still no images ;D ;D ;D
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There are methods (surgery, lazar, rubber band) but these are rare for dire cases. Just stay the course with the topical treatments. But be prepared it could be several weeks of suffering.
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These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
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Progress pics?
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Just see a doc if possible and have them removed....
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Stuff is working so far!
Not worth seeing a doc for that. Takes half a day as you spend so much time waiting and just don't have the patience unless it's very serious. But 3 weeks of ointment treatment is longer than I thought, was guessing a week. HOpe the tabs accelerate the process.
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Stuff is working so far!
Not worth seeing a doc for that. Takes half a day as you spend so much time waiting and just don't have the patience unless it's very serious. But 3 weeks of ointment treatment is longer than I thought, was guessing a week. HOpe the tabs accelerate the process.
YOU WILL BE FINE I WAS AROUND THAT TIME TO BE COMPLETE HEALED..I DID EVERYTHING I COULD BATH SOAK,OINTMENT ,USED SAME WIPES I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER ,BUT I WAS USING SOME CRAPPY WIPES THAT HAD TOO MUCH STUFF IN THEM AND IT MADE ME ITCH EVEN MORE..
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YOU WILL BE FINE I WAS AROUND THAT TIME TO BE COMPLETE HEALED..I DID EVERYTHING I COULD BATH SOAK,OINTMENT ,USED SAME WIPES I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER ,BUT I WAS USING SOME CRAPPY WIPES THAT HAD TOO MUCH STUFF IN THEM AND IT MADE ME ITCH EVEN MORE..
Do you think the use of orals would have caused it?
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Extra heavy lifting lately?
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Extra heavy lifting lately?
This, I get small bleeds after some back or leg days. Luckily I've never had grapes.
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Do you think the use of orals would have caused it?
LIKE IN ANABOLICS..
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LIKE IN ANABOLICS..
LOL! yes...
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Where else in this world would people post descriptions and updates on their hemorrhoids in a public forum? -Have them - not much interested in talking about them.
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Where else in this world would people post descriptions and updates on their hemorrhoids in a public forum? -Have them - not much interested in talking about them.
What better time/place to responnd as I'm sitting on the can. The hemmies are,shrinking!!!
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Progress pics?
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Progress pics?
I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.
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I was sorry to hear about the difficulties you are having with your anus. Get well soon.
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I was sorry to hear about the difficulties you are having with your anus. Get well soon.
That day is coming! That little grape is slowly turning into a raisin then it will either shrink or go back to where it came from to remain in darkness for all eternity. Ahhahahaha!!!!
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I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.
i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..
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Progress pics?
;D
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i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..
I was gonna ask that question here if it had to go up my rear and on the site, it says to do both. Not pleasant the least. Also figured it had to because they sell suppositories. Maybe the excess preperation H creams outta your ass to cover the outside of your anus. dunno...
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i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..
The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.
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The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.
:),,,i guess i still would dab with finger my imo,,i've been through this and survived ;D..it comes and goes usually just mild flareup..one time it was like ritch's...
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The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.
smaller than a pen, even, but still, past an inch, ah fuck it, not gonna say it, lol...
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Falcon could invent something electrical for hemorrhoids ...................... :D
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Falcon could invent something electrical for hemorrhoids ...................... :D
It might be another thing to get anyone to try it.
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I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.
So you go through this instead of dealing with a proctologist and getting them lasered? You know that many times they will return multiple times until you get them dealt with?
Edit: for the pictures click on "additional options" just below the posting window to the left.
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So you go through this instead of dealing with a proctologist and getting them lasered? You know that many times they will return multiple times until you get them dealt with?
Edit: for the pictures click on "additional options" just below the posting window to the left.
I'm willing to go this route for sure, what if they don't come back and not like I suffered really, just gets annoying.
For the pics, I have the "insert imagine" icon, I press on it, and (http://) what you just saw, appears. No idea how to work with that.
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see if this works...
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Ah, I can post pics now, muahahah!!!
I think of that creeper when I bend over and stick the prep h up my tube...
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see if this works...
Who else would describe hamstrings as "creamy"?
That Herbert!
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Brutal, one of the worst experiences in life.
Been battling the almighty hems for 10 years. About once every 2-3 years they flare up. Sometimes they aren't that bad. Most of the time it's damn near torture.
Getting that shit cut out next time.
8)
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Who else would describe hamstrings as "creamy"?
That Herbert!
Why, of courssse it issss. You sssum'bitch.
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I'm willing to go this route for sure, what if they don't come back and not like I suffered really, just gets annoying.
For the pics, I have the "insert imagine" icon, I press on it, and (http://) what you just saw, appears. No idea how to work with that.
If you attach photos the way I am showing you here you have to remember a few things:
- You can attach up to 4 photos per post.
- The largest size displayed is a square 550 pixels on a side. You can attach larger pictures. They will be shrunk down to 550 on a side for the display, but if they are bigger, you can see them in their original size by opening them in another tab. I generally try to work with pictures just 550 on a side
- Put a folder on your desktop labeled "pictures for posting."
- Put the files you want to post in the folder, Gifs or Jpgs. The files sizes can't add up to more that 500Kb for all four photos.
- By using the rename function (with a few restrictions) you can "rename" the files of the photos to be captions for the pictures. Examples below...
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Brutal, one of the worst experiences in life.
Been battling the almighty hems for 10 years. About once every 2-3 years they flare up. Sometimes they aren't that bad. Most of the time it's damn near torture.
Getting that shit cut out next time.
8)
The nuisance problem can be aggravated by stress. They can appear when you are under pressure in your job, college, personal relationships, etc. When you know this it helps plenty.
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If you attach photos the way I am showing you here you have to remember a few things:
- You can attach up to 4 photos per post.
- The largest size displayed is a square 550 pixels on a side. You can attach larger pictures. They will be shrunk down to 550 on a side for the display, but if they are bigger, you can see them in their original size by opening them in another tab. I generally try to work with pictures just 550 on a side
- Put a folder on your desktop labeled "pictures for posting."
- Put the files you want to post in the folder, Gifs or Jpgs. The files sizes can't add up to more that 500Kb for all four photos.
- By using the rename function (with a few restrictions) you can "rename" the files of the photos to be captions for the pictures. Examples below...
I figured it out, lol! Thanks man, always wondered how the hell pics were posted, lol...
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If you attach photos the way I am showing you here you have to remember a few things:
- You can attach up to 4 photos per post.
- The largest size displayed is a square 550 pixels on a side. You can attach larger pictures. They will be shrunk down to 550 on a side for the display, but if they are bigger, you can see them in their original size by opening them in another tab. I generally try to work with pictures just 550 on a side
- Put a folder on your desktop labeled "pictures for posting."
- Put the files you want to post in the folder, Gifs or Jpgs. The files sizes can't add up to more that 500Kb for all four photos.
- By using the rename function (with a few restrictions) you can "rename" the files of the photos to be captions for the pictures. Examples below...
Any way I can trouble you do the same for the multiple quotes? Like how avxo and MoS do in their religious debates, or even for different posters in one response. Still can't figure that out.
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Any way I can trouble you do the same for the multiple quotes? Like how avxo and MoS do in their religious debates, or even for different posters in one response. Still can't figure that out.
Write your contributions to the post outside of the “quote” designators.
Extra heavy lifting lately?
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Well, my farthole is almost back to it's good ol' self...
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Write your contributions to the post outside of the “quote” designators.
Ok, thanks. Wasn't aware you had to copy/paste.