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How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?
STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!
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Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it . ;)
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Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it . ;)
Lol
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How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?
STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!
My paternal grandpa and dad took me to the cemetery and showed me the row of family plots they had bought.
I was about 10 yrs old and it creeped me out. 100% true story
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How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?
STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!
Any chance Basille staged some pics in advance? Just sayin' :D
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STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!
What's STA POSITVE?
Italian?
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Sexually Transmitted Assitude!
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Better OP would be quotes from the tomb stones of get biggers.
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Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it . ;)
How about having your ashes placed inside a limited edition of red, hard glass dildoes and distributed to all your exes!
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Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it . ;)
Hahahahahaha.
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Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it . ;)
by that time, there will be some drone bots for that surely... We both know you will die alone.
(oh man that was bad, going to bed now, even worse, lol...)
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How about having your ashes placed inside a limited edition of red, hard glass dildoes and distributed to all your exes!
Just printed out ;D
& can be mailed to someone EX :D
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I want to be marinated and cremated in True Adonis' smoker.
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I have mine already planned. It seems weird planning your own funeral but shit happens. Can't have your friends or relatives guessing on what to do with your remains.
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I have mine already planned. It seems weird planning your own funeral but shit happens. Can't have your friends or relatives guessing on what to do with your remains.
Shit that's true. Even down to the song choices etc, you just know they will be shit and your family will be all like "He would have loved this" "This was OUR song" etc etc haha
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what an optimistic thread from alex to start the day! Is there something you want to tell us, fat guy?
Anyway thread should be titled: "how do you think you will die"
I personnaly abhor the idea of dying with strangers in a retirement home or hospital surrounded by a goon squad of sadic so called "nurses" while being progressively abandonned by my family members faking smiles and nice words to hide the fact they cant wait to inherit my shit and stop visiting me in that depressing shithole. Probably how most people die if they dont die of cancer or in an "accident" -also known as suicide- before.
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by that time, there will be some drone bots for that surely... We both know you will die alone.
(oh man that was bad, going to bed now, even worse, lol...)
Ya never know, at my current rate, I could end up married to some robot wife before I croak.
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what an optimistic thread from alex! Is there something you want to tell us, fat guy?
Anyway thread should be titled: "how do you think you will die"
I personnaly abhor the idea of dying with strangers in a retirement home surrounded by a goon squad of sadic so called "nurses" while being progressively abandonned by my family members. Probably how most people die if they dont die of cancer or in an "accident" -also known as suicide- before.
Very good point here. 100% serious.
The reality is most people are in denial when it comes to death and the mortality of loved ones.
It's tough to actually pull the plug when the time comes.
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(http://thecareruk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/minio4.jpg)
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Donating my body to science
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buried in nature in a composable coffin with an oak tree planted on top.
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Donating my body to science
...and science rejected it.
Most of the tissues were soaked with various steroids and bong resin.
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(http://thecareruk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/minio4.jpg)
This picture is so fucked up. The 2 nurses are laughing and having a good time. Everyone else is thinking:
"Fuck, I just shit myself."
"I wish I had to strength to kill myself."
"Put me out of my misery already."
"PIP, Willamina."
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This picture is so fucked up. The 2 nurses are laughing and having a good time. Everyone else is thinking:
"Fuck, I just shit myself."
"I wish I had to strength to kill myself."
"Put me out of my misery already."
"PIP, Willamina."
I worked in nursing homes and psych wards while a student, for three weeks each... it's hell on earth. Psychological hell. Basically all staff members without exception are enjoying laughing openly at weakened and mostly isolated people daily and you can feel the obvious inhuman suffering of customers patients whose bodies and minds are slowly decomposing day after day and cant say or do shit about it. At this point most are sedated without consent with powerful anti psychotics to accelerate the global -physical and psychological- decline so another customer patient can replace them. As a patient, you re stripped of all your rights and are forced to comply with all coercitive behaviors of the so called "care givers". Most family members that sometimes came visiting them barely cared about what happened to them and you could sense it. They would just come to give themselves good conscience. Sometimes they would even laugh at the old patients with staff members...Everyone pretending all was fine and well. If the old patient says something out of place he/she knows he s going to get even more bullied once family leaves.
Most of these institutions are businesses and the dying human beings there are resources to "manage". They re financed by big pharmaceutical companies that provide them with the "drugs" which are subtly designed to accelerate their killing by deteriorating their brains and metabolism.
What i learnt there was that if for some reasons im not able to die in my bed at home surounded by close relatives, i d prefer to end on the streets dying of cold or shooting myself rather than ending there. A real life changing experience to spend some time there.
The irony is that these buildings are full of people who were convinced they d end bed ridden at home surrounded by caring family members...I remember an old man in a wheelchair quickly whispering in my hear while we were alone "this place isnt an hospital, it' s a prison". He pretty much summed my feelings in one sentence a few days before i left.
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...and science rejected it.
Most of the tissues were soaked with various steroids and bong resin.
ROFLMFAO!!!!
They may be able to roll my lungs and smoke them
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I worked in nursing homes and psych wards while a student, for three weeks each... it's hell on earth. Psychological hell. Basically all staff members without exception are enjoying laughing openly at weakened and mostly isolated people daily and you can feel the obvious inhuman suffering of customers patients whose bodies and minds are slowly decomposing day after day. At this point most are sedated without consent with powerful anti psychotics to accelerate the global -physical and psychological- decline so another customer patient can replace them. As a patient, you re stripped of all your rights and are forced to comply with all coercitive behaviors of the so called "care givers". Most family members that sometimes came visiting them barely cared about what happened to them and you could sense it. They would just come to give themselves good conscience. Sometimes they would even laugh at the old patients with staff members...
Most of these institutions are businesses and the dying human beings there are resources to "manage". They re financed by big pharmaceutical companies that provide them with the "drugs" which are subtly designed to accelerate their killing.
What i learnt there was that if for some reasons im not able to die in my bed at home surounded by close relatives, i d prefer to end on the streets dying of cold or shooting myself rather than ending there. A real life changing experience to spend some time there.
The irony is that these buildings are full of people who were convinced they d end bed ridden at home surrounded by caring family members...I remember an old man in a wheelchair quickly whispering in my hear while we were alone "this place isnt an hospital, it' s a prison". He pretty much summed my feelings in one sentence a few days before i left.
Thanks for sharing that post on your real life experience.
The real issue is that most seniors in these situations have some sort of dementia or alzheimers, etc.
They don't have the ability to make any logical decisions on how to live any longer.
Medical science can keep us alive now, long after the mind stops working properly.
In my experience, once your mind is gone...you're gone.
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Thanks for sharing that post on your real life experience.
The real issue is that most seniors in these situations have some sort of dementia or alzheimers, etc.
They don't have the ability to make any logical decisions on how to live any longer.
Medical science can keep us alive now, long after the mind stops working properly.
In my experience, once your mind is gone...you're gone.
Actually you arent, you re still there, suffering the most at the time you re the weakest. There s a reason why i called it hell on earth. I remember a nurse saying how the patients were "just bodies".
Also lol at being labeled as demented/rebelling when you complain about the fact your family abandonned you... which it actually did.
Ending there is actually a kind of cynical punishment.
Oh also, most of the workers there are frustrated rejects who werent able to have a better job in healthcare.
If mankind was genuinely moral, euthanasia/assisted suicide would already have been generalized in most so called advanced countries, but it is forbidden because if people were able to decide when to kill themselves it would prevent many companies from making a shitload of money producing drugs and managing "living deads" for years in so called institutions.
It s just another business, probably one of the cruelest one with the pets management system and cattle management system.
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Donating my body to science
I'm doing this too. Do your reseRch BMC. A lot of those places are fucking shady. You donate your body to them then they sell it to the school. FTN! If anyone is getting paid for my fat, alcohol ridden body it's me!
PM me is you want some info. My stuffs from SoCal so I don't know how helpful it'll be to you.
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Donating my body to science
I'm donating my body to Science Fiction
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How about having your ashes placed inside a limited edition of red, hard glass dildoes and distributed to all your exes!
You seem to take a big interest in the male member. Maybe Caliber Fitness has a wholly-owned subsidiary that could cater to your... desires?