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Title: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Kenpo Machine on June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM: Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Hulkotron on June 30, 2015, 09:07:31 PM: Would be great if you would shut up.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM
Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.

May I make a suggestion for the first cover?

(https://shutupimeating.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gay_muscle_tom_katt___caesar_gay_06_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg?w=230&h=300)
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Core on June 30, 2015, 10:17:10 PM: Take your computer, break it in half and insert into your ass. While you're bleeding to death, you will thank me for this release from your pathetic excuse for a life.

Go fuck yourself

Die

I hope you and your family are raped by a gang of blacks
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Coffeed on June 30, 2015, 10:19:24 PM: If you rail against the IFBB by talking about what the "masses" actually want (i.e. change) then I think you could actually attract readers.

Talk about the lunacy of some of the stuff going on... you could easily come up with a new topic for a monthly issue just talking about things people want to change:

Coming in August: THONG MANIA! Why are they shrinking? And what you can do about it!

Winter Special: Arnold Shames What He Created!

Then just have 40-70 pictures of bikini "coverage" in hi-res.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 01, 2015, 12:42:20 AM: Tracks & Trasher far the best magz around ............some old Nazi staff is good too ................

8)
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Thong Maniac on July 01, 2015, 03:25:28 AM: Quote from: Coffeed on June 30, 2015, 10:19:24 PM
If you rail against the IFBB by talking about what the "masses" actually want (i.e. change) then I think you could actually attract readers.

Talk about the lunacy of some of the stuff going on... you could easily come up with a new topic for a monthly issue just talking about things people want to change:

Coming in August: THONG MANIA! Why are they shrinking? And what you can do about it!

Winter Special: Arnold Shames What He Created!

Then just have 40-70 pictures of bikini "coverage" in hi-res.

You rang?
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 01, 2015, 03:33:32 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?

(https://shutupimeating.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gay_muscle_tom_katt___caesar_gay_06_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg?w=230&h=300)

Keep that shit on your hard drive, you filthy homo
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 01, 2015, 04:01:08 AM: Waiting to see the op toy himself
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Yamcha on July 01, 2015, 04:05:04 AM: (http://media.giphy.com/media/8HoHlbs5rhsLC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: BigCyp on July 01, 2015, 04:06:55 AM: A good way to start a magazine, is to be in a very relaxed state. I would suggest taking around 20g of acetaminophen, a litre of vodka and a few xanax bars and soaking in a hot bath before writing your first article. Make sure no one knows where you are, and no one is expecting to see you over the next few days - this is crucial for concentration.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: _aj_ on July 01, 2015, 04:07:18 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 01, 2015, 04:01:08 AM
Waiting to see the op toy himself

OP == another YAGR gimmick. So stupid and predictable.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 01, 2015, 04:53:44 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?

(https://shutupimeating.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gay_muscle_tom_katt___caesar_gay_06_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg?w=230&h=300)

Talk about only being gay if you want it to be. I thought it was Bob Chick on the left at first.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Hypo on July 01, 2015, 05:01:55 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?

(https://shutupimeating.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gay_muscle_tom_katt___caesar_gay_06_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg?w=230&h=300)

Chick looking jacked on the left. He never thought it was gay when the photographer asked him to drop the trucks.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Radical Plato on July 01, 2015, 05:06:41 AM: A fool and his money are soon parted. ;D
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Waller on July 01, 2015, 06:13:16 AM: I'd like to invest £2,000,000 in your fine publication. PM me for details.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: robcguns on July 01, 2015, 01:16:39 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on June 30, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
Would be great if you would shut up.

This place is always great for a laugh.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Carlton G. Long on July 01, 2015, 01:55:35 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM
Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.

Hi, Alex.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: The Onion on July 01, 2015, 02:32:18 PM: I think it would be a good idea to feature an arm training program aimed at the serious athlete.
Title: Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
Post by: Papper on July 01, 2015, 02:35:54 PM: Quote from: Hypo on July 01, 2015, 05:01:55 AM
Chick looking jacked on the left. He never thought it was gay when the photographer asked him to drop the trucks.

lolllllll