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Title: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 03:19:10 PM
I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: King Shizzo on July 06, 2015, 03:20:33 PM
Shots fired!!!!
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: thegamechanger on July 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM
why did you stop
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Waller on July 06, 2015, 03:27:46 PM
why did you stop

There were no more fish in the sea.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 03:27:59 PM
why did you stop
i lived the life of a legend now its time to get serious
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: bradistani on July 06, 2015, 03:42:24 PM
i can live on bread and water or lobster and steak
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 06, 2015, 03:45:12 PM
you had some serious potential Falcon....its sad you lack the willpower to stop eating to excess and wont actually train seriously 

stop with the gimmick b.s and get back in shape before you get past the point of no return
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 06, 2015, 03:45:40 PM
i lived the life of a legend now its time to get serious

THIS is why there is only one Falcon....
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: bigkubby on July 06, 2015, 04:13:48 PM
Excuses are for weenies
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 04:21:31 PM
I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe


That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: _aj_ on July 06, 2015, 04:31:17 PM
That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

DaddyWaddy (one of Marty's previous incarnations) was a man's man.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: King Shizzo on July 06, 2015, 04:35:02 PM
DaddyWaddy (one of Marty's previous incarnations) was a man's man.
Beef was probably talking about Chaos  :D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162681.0;attach=620384;image)
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: chaos on July 06, 2015, 05:54:22 PM
That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF
Ahh yes, here we are, the bitter, pill popping, death bed riding HB rears his decrepit old head. You would know all about excessive alcohol consumption wouldn't you? ;)

Daddywaddy,  been there done that, and I didn't lose my mind in the process.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 07:23:43 PM
Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 06, 2015, 07:30:05 PM
Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!
Does Matt C still stalk you waddy??.....that dude would post endlessly about your dick pics, any time you were mentioned he'd show up in 30 seconds expounding about the size and quality of your dong lol

Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 07:49:59 PM
Does Matt C still stalk you waddy??.....that dude would post endlessly about your dick pics, any time you were mentioned he'd show up in 30 seconds expounding about the size and quality of your dong lol


:( >:(  :-[ :D ;D
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: SF1900 on July 06, 2015, 08:00:49 PM
Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!

Yes, Chaos has not studied the finer things in life like electricity and heme iron. Damn shame!
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hulkotron on July 06, 2015, 08:02:03 PM
The charlatan "Vince Basile" is unable to even have a conversation about heme-iron.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: cephissus on July 06, 2015, 08:05:04 PM
I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe


how did you break out of it, after 25?

im almost the same way (minus the epic result)
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Schnauzer on July 06, 2015, 08:05:26 PM
why did you stop


He discovered electricity
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hulkotron on July 06, 2015, 08:06:53 PM
Muscles actually operate on electricity, little known fact :o
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: pellius on July 06, 2015, 08:11:50 PM
That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

Yeah, you tell him, "BEEF".
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: chaos on July 06, 2015, 08:31:28 PM
Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!
I'm looking to get my house painted, possibly some woodwork on the trim. How much meth would you need?
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 09:05:24 PM
I'm looking to get my house painted, possibly some woodwork on the trim. How much meth would you need?
i have a good redneck friend bald like you and has done fuck aall for past 10 years he was saying 25 years ago his hair started falling out hes 49 now. He sid it started comin out in chunks.. i ask him now why dont you go vegetarian he says he cant as he drinks n smokes sittin on the couch doing fuk all
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 06, 2015, 09:11:34 PM
Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: cephissus on July 06, 2015, 09:15:12 PM
Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!

Why?  Not everyone is strong when lean.  Falcon seems robust as fuck to me...

His ability to leave behind a weaker form should be admired, I think.

I could be wrong, but none of us knows better than falcon, who lived in both bodies.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 09:19:40 PM
Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!
even if i was shredded it wouldnt do anything positive for me sure would teach  me more dicipline n thats about it

as i ponder i desire more understanding as to wich direction to go in life mentaly and timewise
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 09:25:39 PM
Ahh yes, here we are, the bitter, pill popping, death bed riding HB rears his decrepit old head. You would know all about excessive alcohol consumption wouldn't you? ;)

Daddywaddy,  been there done that, and I didn't lose my mind in the process.

Junkie.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: SF1900 on July 06, 2015, 09:33:11 PM
Johnny Falcon used to soar!!

(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/1cd2f41fe347caea473978f2cbc59ee6/l.jpg)
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 09:47:47 PM
Gay porn here I come! Are you serious, really? You have the nerve (ignorance) to put an image this blatantly homosexual on the board and expect not to get buried?

A disgusting image put out for the sole purpose of giving chaos spanking material. SOMEONE CALLED ED CONNORS

THE BEEF
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: chaos on July 06, 2015, 09:51:39 PM
Hurricane Beef, now that everyone knows who the man with the mouth is and that you have extreme health issues,  you're irrelevant, less than shizzo.
Carry on with your pathetic last days.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 09:56:33 PM
Well, the skinny fat slob with man tits still has his mouth running.  Don't comment on another one of THE BEEF'S posts until you loses your man tits. Just another keyboard hard rock.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: tommywishbone on July 06, 2015, 10:17:54 PM
I've dined with Kings and Queens
I've slept in alleys and eatin'
Pork and beans.


D. Rhodes aka The American Dream
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 10:23:32 PM
I've dined with Kings and Queens
I've slept in alleys and eatin'
Pork and beans.


D. Rhoades aka The American Dream

Chaos does have his physique
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 07, 2015, 06:49:57 AM
even if i was shredded it wouldnt do anything positive for me sure would teach  me more dicipline n thats about it

as i ponder i desire more understanding as to wich direction to go in life mentaly and timewise
You wouldn't have man tits and be hurtling towards diabetes, sleep apnea and eventual CHF
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Hulkotron on July 07, 2015, 07:00:07 AM
Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!

x2 it's time for a comeback
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Yamcha on July 07, 2015, 09:16:53 AM
I think only one person on this thread has experience doing this....

(http://media.giphy.com/media/toT6IHC9KBPHO/giphy.gif)

BEEF storm
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Fallsview on July 07, 2015, 12:20:04 PM
I just got off the phone with Ron and we really don't take attacking a Mod lightly. Both Ron and myself know that Chaos can take of himself but we are watching Mr. McChampion closely.

Ron has told me if the red phone in his office rings and it concerns this issue Mr. McChampion will be put in time out and for a good long time.

Next, Mr. McChampion is talking about electricity because, as I stated before is trying for an apprenticeship in the local IBEW Union 238 hall. He has been taking classes at the Community College two nights a week. My friend Kenny teaches him. I know Kenny because he used to vacation in Rodanthe and rented my house once. Classes are starting up in September and I'm sure Mr. McChampion is going to be there.

So...this is one reason why Mr. McChampion is so out of shape. He has directed all his time and energy into becoming an electrician so something has to give. Kudos for him trying to better his life with a solid pension. Non-Kudos for attacking Chaos and starting a horribly un-positive thread. Like I stated earlier...Ron is aware of this and is watching.


STAY POSITIVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 07, 2015, 12:44:29 PM
Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!

He could have made millions as an actor or model. dude was darn good looking  (no homo)

Instead he got lazy and fat.

Possibly the worst transformation in history
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: pellius on July 07, 2015, 03:43:57 PM
I just got off the phone with Ron and we really don't take attacking a Mod lightly. Both Ron and myself know that Chaos can take of himself but we are watching Mr. McChampion closely.

Ron has told me if the red phone in his office rings and it concerns this issue Mr. McChampion will be put in time out and for a good long time.

Next, Mr. McChampion is talking about electricity because, as I stated before is trying for an apprenticeship in the local IBEW Union 238 hall. He has been taking classes at the Community College two nights a week. My friend Kenny teaches him. I know Kenny because he used to vacation in Rodanthe and rented my house once. Classes are starting up in September and I'm sure Mr. McChampion is going to be there.

So...this is one reason why Mr. McChampion is so out of shape. He has directed all his time and energy into becoming an electrician so something has to give. Kudos for him trying to better his life with a solid pension. Non-Kudos for attacking Chaos and starting a horribly un-positive thread. Like I stated earlier...Ron is aware of this and is watching.


STAY POSITIVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet you say nothing about Beef targeting chaos and following him around the board with constant attacks.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: pellius on July 07, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
I think only one person on this thread has experience doing this....

(http://media.giphy.com/media/toT6IHC9KBPHO/giphy.gif)

BEEF storm

Nah, I've spent a lot of time in front of a fryer while working fast food as a teenager. I believe there is only one on this thread who spends a good part of his day at the fry station currently today. 
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 07, 2015, 03:54:11 PM
Falcon was always weird. Even 15 years back he was talking about weird diets
on forums, I seem to remember ice cream was the magic food 15 years ago when he was in great shape.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 07, 2015, 04:20:30 PM
When the Falcon rose to its peak many years ago, Getbig witnessed a phenomenon the likes we had never seen before.

Rise once more Falcon, Rise!!!

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/ugly-1.jpg)

(http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2011/04/06/img-val-kilmer-pu-04_165732355679.jpg_v_thumb.jpg)

"1"
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: thegamechanger on July 07, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
falcon > phoenix  ???
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 07, 2015, 04:27:55 PM
God i love you guys sometimes  :)
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Fallsview on July 07, 2015, 06:05:13 PM
When the Falcon rose to its peak many years ago, Getbig witnessed a phenomenon the likes we had never seen before.

Rise once more Falcon, Rise!!!

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/ugly-1.jpg)

(http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2011/04/06/img-val-kilmer-pu-04_165732355679.jpg_v_thumb.jpg)

"1"

Falcon was young in those pics. You know and I know the older you get, more responsibility you have and something gives. Falcons time is passed. Its time to pass the torch to people like Shizzo.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: spiro on July 07, 2015, 06:15:15 PM
At least find a happy medium. Get in decent shape instead of being a fat ass frumpy looking bum.
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 07, 2015, 06:20:14 PM
Falcon was young in those pics. You know and I know the older you get, more responsibility you have and something gives. Falcons time is passed. Its time to pass the torch to people like Shizzo.

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I think Shizzo is doing fine. He seems happy. Then again, I haven't spoken to him in quite some time.

"1"
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 07, 2015, 08:17:28 PM
Falcon needs to shake off the comforts of life and return to his spartan warlord ways

With genetics like that, all he would have to do is diet and hit the weights and would regain his legendary status
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Marty Champions on July 07, 2015, 08:29:44 PM
Falcon needs to shake off the comforts of life and return to his spartan warlord ways

With genetics like that, all he would have to do is diet and hit the weights and would regain his legendary status
this thread is motivating gonna be eating half gallon of beans n rice per day as my foundation for energy then fruits pizza and icecream kaleshakes n beer
Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 07, 2015, 08:42:48 PM
this thread is motivating gonna be eating half gallon of beans n rice per day as my foundation for energy then fruits pizza and icecream kaleshakes n beer
Need to show all these new getbig kids what the 6'6" Falcon wizard can do

Title: Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
Post by: SquidVicious on July 07, 2015, 10:02:43 PM
One day the neegul will put down the crack pipe just long enough to see how good he once looked and then he'll load up the shotgun and blow his brains out. RIP Falcon.