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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Kenpo Machine on July 07, 2015, 09:48:39 AM
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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
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reading this using the wifi in my Lear jet
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That was a man baby!
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In florida, you could have stood your ground and shot her 17 times. That's how people roll here.
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My bucket list includes cruzin' Miami in a convertible.
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Running burns too much muscle. You should know this already, being 250 6% and all.
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Your right. I took the sheriff's dept PT test & at my age I passed the 1.5mile run by quick walking. Bodybuilding after a point of development & running don't mix.
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Your right. I took the sheriff's dept PT test & at my age I passed the 1.5mile run by quick walking. Bodybuilding after a point of development & running don't mix.
That's bs. I am stageworthy at all times and could win a national level contest with only 2 weeks notice. I am also a regional powerlifting champion. I have tree trunk thighs and I run 5 miles 5 times a week (there foes that magic 5x5 again). I carry 3.78% bodyfat and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines. If you cannot run don't blame bodybuilding. Blame the fact that you're an obese out of shape dude.
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Wrong. Too hard on the joints.
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Probably an Old Navy sales clerk on her way to work ;D
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Probably an Old Navy sales clerk on her way to work ;D
Or an NPC show promoter. "You have a great physique, you should compete in MY show". $250 entrance fee.
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(http://media.giphy.com/media/IAVrBbnLuKfZK/giphy.gif)
;D ;D
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That's bs. I am stageworthy at all times and could win a national level contest with only 2 weeks notice. I am also a regional powerlifting champion. I have tree trunk thighs and I run 5 miles 5 times a week (there foes that magic 5x5 again). I carry 3.78% bodyfat and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines. If you cannot run don't blame bodybuilding. Blame the fact that you're an obese out of shape dude.
Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.
I'm 100% certain you're wearing women's belts Junior.
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Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.
I'm 100% certain you're wearing women's belts Junior.
I would be very disappointed if Kenpo Machine is Junior. KM is the worst sort of stupid gimmick. Junior's creations usually have much more depth of character.
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Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.
I'm 100% certain you're wearing women's belts Junior.
Whoever it is, it's a recycled pumpster story.
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I would be very disappointed if Kenpo Machine is Junior. KM is the worst sort of stupid gimmick. Junior's creations usually have much more depth of character.
Touche
Whoever it is, it's a recycled pumpster story.
Great memory.
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I will be having another meeting with Big Chiro Flex and Hulkotron to discuss who will be on the watch list. (if hulkotron is involved in battle, _aj_ will step in) While I don't have the data, I'm guess it will be the OP, in addition to the following:
gamechanger
yamcha
hulk-smash
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Again, its the internet. Everyone is a SEAL/Ranger/DevGru kung-fu master CIA covert agent
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Did somebody say "ass"?
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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
Pic of ass. ( yes homo) :-X
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and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines.
:-\ :-\ :-\
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Again, its the internet. Everyone is a SEAL/Ranger/DevGru kung-fu master CIA covert agent
Not everyone is a SEAL/Ranger!! I'm Delta Force! ;D
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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
Pictures or your boasting is bullshit, (yes home).
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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
We only need: village name ( to join you on morning runs) 8)
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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
This happened.
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That's bs. I am stageworthy at all times and could win a national level contest with only 2 weeks notice. I am also a regional powerlifting champion. I have tree trunk thighs and I run 5 miles 5 times a week (there foes that magic 5x5 again). I carry 3.78% bodyfat and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines. If you cannot run don't blame bodybuilding. Blame the fact that you're an obese out of shape dude.
bullshit
pics or it didn't happen
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ATTENTION MODS. YOU MISSED ONE OF KENPO MACHINE'S SHIT THREADS.