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Title: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 08, 2015, 11:18:42 AM
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I continue to train clients out of this book.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Simple Simon on July 08, 2015, 11:19:22 AM
stealing a fucking living.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 08, 2015, 11:20:17 AM
stealing a fucking living.
I build men.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 08, 2015, 11:21:01 AM
not for me, not sure i can handle super high intensity, hell i can hardly handle regular high intensity  :-\
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 08, 2015, 11:27:03 AM
not for me, not sure i can handle super high intensity, hell i can hardly handle regular high intensity  :-\
That means one or more of the following:

1. Not enough daily caloric intake

2. Not enough sleep at night

3. Excessive cardio

PM me your stats and calories, sleep schedule, workout routine. I may have to overhaul your diet and put you on Starting Strength for 6 to 8 months.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 08, 2015, 11:28:59 AM
/THREAD

THE best book, bar none. ANY genre.


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Still a few left!
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: mr.turbo on July 08, 2015, 11:29:40 AM
thanks for the recommendation

looks like an excellent reference for mma trainers
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Wiggs on July 08, 2015, 11:35:32 AM
Musclecenter, does that come in English sir?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 08, 2015, 11:38:53 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4196A-8X37L._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
I continue to train clients out of this book.


I own this book. Great book indeed. Even has a chapter on Neck.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 08, 2015, 12:42:51 PM
/thread

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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: falco on July 08, 2015, 12:48:15 PM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: falco on July 08, 2015, 12:55:15 PM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: indie-lad on July 08, 2015, 12:58:59 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4196A-8X37L._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
I continue to train clients out of this book.

That's the Ultimate Warrior on the cover there you know.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 08, 2015, 01:07:42 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4196A-8X37L._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
I continue to train clients out of this book.

Excellent reference for training your MMA fighters.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 08, 2015, 03:16:44 PM
Excellent reference for training your MMA fighters.
I don't know about that. I use it for my bodybuilding clients.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 08, 2015, 03:20:42 PM
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I continue to train clients out of this book.

MMA & BB training  ::) :P
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 08, 2015, 03:23:36 PM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Rambone on July 08, 2015, 03:27:17 PM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Natural Man on July 08, 2015, 03:28:12 PM
http://www.google.com
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Wiggs on July 08, 2015, 03:30:26 PM
By far my favorite.


Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 08, 2015, 03:35:16 PM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: 6 Reps on July 08, 2015, 09:17:40 PM
Never read this, but certainly sounds intriguing:
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: 6 Reps on July 08, 2015, 09:18:28 PM
Never read this either, but it's very famous:
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: io856 on July 08, 2015, 09:20:32 PM
guys with <100 posts and have an avatar are usually telling of a gimmick account

so

(http://www.medievalfuture.com/tilt/images/notsureifserious.jpg)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: 6 Reps on July 08, 2015, 09:22:02 PM
This is a children's book, but from the title, I sense it would apply to many Getbiggers!
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: 6 Reps on July 08, 2015, 09:25:52 PM
And the book that started it all:
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The Ugly on July 08, 2015, 09:29:49 PM
Behind the scenes "fiction."
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Waller on July 09, 2015, 02:39:46 AM
That means one or more of the following:

1. Not enough daily caloric intake

2. Not enough sleep at night

3. Excessive cardio

PM me your stats and calories, sleep schedule, workout routine. I may have to overhaul your diet and put you on Starting Strength for 6 to 8 months.

Guys I don't do private messages. I also don't do:
Texting
Facebook
Twitter
Kettle of fish
etc.
So if you have questions about contest prep, powerlifting meets, strength training for mma, just ask on the forum. Thanks guys.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 04:21:39 AM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Nether Animal on July 09, 2015, 04:23:59 AM
RIP James Brian Hellwig.

Oh and OP, your gimmick is neither entertaining nor ironic.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: TheShape. on July 09, 2015, 05:10:01 AM
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Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 09, 2015, 05:20:49 AM

I was dissuading people like yourself, who sent me several PMs, from overloading my In Box. When I instruct a member to PM me it's obviously acceptable.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 12:27:52 PM
It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.

Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Dr.J on July 10, 2015, 12:29:34 PM
Thank you.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 12:31:29 PM
Thank you.
Word
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Royalty on July 10, 2015, 12:32:40 PM
Thank you
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 12:33:04 PM
Thank you
You bet.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 10, 2015, 12:39:08 PM
what if you start a street fight on the ground? you could be down there puking after too many drinks or just trying to get a good upskirt view of some woman getting out of a cab and someone wanna throw hands
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Tennisballz on July 10, 2015, 12:41:02 PM
But can you go down on 6 attackers at once?  I bet you can.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Waller on July 10, 2015, 12:47:47 PM
Oh my god you are amazing. Please teach me.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 12:51:58 PM
It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.



Fuck off.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Nether Animal on July 10, 2015, 12:52:52 PM
It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.



Fuck off god you are annoying.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 12:56:15 PM
The last time I played Street Fighter, I knocked a dude's head clean off. Never seen that in MMA.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: I ETA PI on July 10, 2015, 12:58:47 PM
Prove it
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 10, 2015, 01:01:47 PM
The last time I played Street Fighter, I knocked a dude's head clean off. Never seen that in MMA.

sounds more like mortal kombat ?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 01:04:44 PM
sounds more like mortal kombat ?

Right. Kenpo, how does MMA compare to Mortal Kombat?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 10, 2015, 01:06:51 PM
what if you bring your own cage to the street would it then be cage fighting or street fighting  ???
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Waller on July 10, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
Right. Kenpo, how does MMA compare to Mortal Kombat?

Excellent question. I was amazing at MK, how do these skills transition?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: SF1900 on July 10, 2015, 01:15:44 PM
Shitty gimmick.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 10, 2015, 01:16:07 PM
Thank you.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 01:16:20 PM
Excellent question. I was amazing at MK, how do these skills transition?

I suspect you would be a dangerous man.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 10, 2015, 05:43:00 PM


Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.



 ::) ::) ::) what kind of attackers
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: forillagorilla on July 10, 2015, 05:46:58 PM
::) ::) ::) what kind of attackers


He stepped on some bugs that were "attacking" him..
Kempo is trying to make it sound as if he is lethal. For combat - Marine Corps Line is the "discipline" if you can call it that.  There is no training to defend or ward off attack. Personally I can't imagine ever needing to fight again. It was fun when I was younger and necessary at obvious time but I don't go to clubs or out myself in situations where a fight should occur. If I am attacked I see no reason to do anything but try to kill the aggressor.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 05:55:12 PM
He stepped on some bugs that were "attacking" him..
Kempo is trying to make it sound as if he is lethal. For combat - Marine Corps Line is the "discipline" if you can call it that.  There is no training to defend or ward off attack. Personally I can't imagine ever needing to fight again. It was fun when I was younger and necessary at obvious time but I don't go to clubs or out myself in situations where a fight should occur. If I am attacked I see no reason to do anything but try to kill the aggressor.

You're giving off the same odor as the OP right now.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 10, 2015, 06:05:49 PM
Walk into any jui jitsu dojo and tell them about your thoughts on fighting. You will be tapping out like a little girl.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 10, 2015, 06:07:17 PM
The last time I played Street Fighter, I knocked a dude's head clean off. Never seen that in MMA.


FINISH HIM !!!!!
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: forillagorilla on July 10, 2015, 06:26:14 PM
You're giving off the same odor as the OP right now.

Not at all man... I don't have a need to fight to prove myself... That's juvenile... My point is that when you reach a certain stage in life - fighting is trashy. I watch for sport and that's fine if its SPORT... Chatting online about the nuances of "going to ground" is gay as hell.. Fight if you or your family is attacked and you have no weapon... But if you aren't in danger enough to warrant killing then don't fucking fight.... Evidently I am not very adept at making my point but I hope this makes a little more sense
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: HTexan on July 10, 2015, 06:59:43 PM
It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 men on me at once and get them off with my hands and feet.


:-X
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: AD2100 on July 10, 2015, 07:07:10 PM
HELIO GRACIE's teaching methods for street self defense did not involve going to the ground!!!

The current Gracie curriculum is all rolling around on the floor because it filled a niche mostly ignored by the martial arts community prior to their family's arrival in the U.S. from Brazil. They have largely done away with all of the Grandmaster's self defense techniques. The current style is great for proving you are the "best" in one on one fights on a mat in the dojo.

Even most Gracie/BJJ instructors contradict themselves by saying don't go to the ground unless you have to in a real serious street assault/confrontation. ::) Cops and military personnel know that is the last place you want to be for more than a few seconds.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 11, 2015, 12:26:23 AM
maybe not on the street because of the hard surface
but in the dojo it is good to go on the mat as its very soft and nice to be there and not have to stand up all the time
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Rami on July 11, 2015, 03:56:57 AM
Effective street fighting is done with guns and knives. If I saw no other way than to hurt someone I wouldn't let that person stand a chance.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 05:24:01 AM
Effective street fighting is done with guns and knives. If I saw no other way than to hurt someone I wouldn't let that person stand a chance.

The best fight is the one you don't have. Use your designator to ride in a JDAM.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Alucard on July 11, 2015, 07:35:32 AM
Got to love these lethal streetfighters, no rules, eye-pocking, groin-stricking, biting killers... As if trained professional fighters aren't much more dangerous in everydays life and on the "street", i suppose their brain doesn't work outside of cages with rules... Keep watching that Bruce Lee's crap...
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Darren Avey on July 11, 2015, 09:32:08 AM
OI! MOFO da cage is where its at!!! Welcome to da top of da food chain!!!
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Darren Avey on July 11, 2015, 09:32:57 AM
Got to love these lethal streetfighters, no rules, eye-pocking, groin-stricking, biting killers... As if trained professional fighters aren't much more dangerous in everydays life and on the "street", i suppose their brain doesn't work outside of cages with rules... Keep watching that Bruce Lee's crap...

One word my friend. HAKU.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Dave D on July 11, 2015, 09:41:54 AM
One word my friend. HAKU.
X2

He's the most dominant,  well adapted fighting machine  ever conceived.

Government  protocols  for self defense and pain tolerance  are based on Haku's traits.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: forillagorilla on July 11, 2015, 10:52:35 AM
The best fight is the one you don't have. Use your designator to ride in a JDAM.

There - you made the point that I failed to make..
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 11, 2015, 11:18:01 AM
Effective street fighting is done with guns and knives. If I saw no other way than to hurt someone I wouldn't let that person stand a chance.
That's all well and good if you are given advanced warning about an impending attack. In the real world you could be jumped anywhere before you can get to your weapon. You got it backwards. First you learn hand to hand, then uou learn weapons. And by the way, I would take a set of nanchucks and some throwing stars over a gun any day. ;)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: forillagorilla on July 11, 2015, 12:02:15 PM
That's all well and good if you are given advanced warning about an impending attack. In the real world you could be jumped anywhere before you can get to your weapon. You got it backwards. First you learn hand to hand, then uou learn weapons. And by the way, I would take a set of nanchucks and some throwing stars over a gun any day. ;)

My guess is that ANY Marine straight out of boot would fucking gut you with a KBar before you could fling those silly ass stars... Lol.   Obviously just fucking with the troll
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: 2Thick on July 11, 2015, 01:29:45 PM
Juliette Bergmann looked good on the cover.

The Chris Lund photography in Darden's books was always great. But HIT training ain't my thing.


This was another great book:

http://www.amazon.com/Muscle-Confessions-Samuel-Wilson-Fussell/dp/1504002059 (http://www.amazon.com/Muscle-Confessions-Samuel-Wilson-Fussell/dp/1504002059)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Fortress on July 11, 2015, 03:03:31 PM
I would take ... some throwing stars over a gun, any day.

This is one dangerous assassin. Best not get on his bad side.  :o
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 03:16:05 PM
Throwing stars! hahaha. Kenpo is the best poster we've ever had.

Shuriken. I remember was I was 13 and thought they were the shit. I bought one from a martial arts mag and had it surreptitiously delivered. I was a deadly man. Like Kenpo.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 11, 2015, 03:18:13 PM
they're still the shit as far as im concerned.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: forillagorilla on July 11, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
Shuriken. I remember was I was 13 and thought they were the shit. I bought one from a martial arts mag and had it surreptitiously delivered. I was a deadly man. Like Kenpo.

I heard about you... You were that kid that killed that other kid weren't you?  that WAS you!!    I heard how that kid was trying to shoot you with like a big machine gun or something and then you used a throwing star that was disguised as a belt buckle and dropped him. Least ... that's what I heard.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 03:25:05 PM
I heard about you... You were that kid that killed that other kid weren't you?  that WAS you!!    I heard how that kid was trying to shoot you with like a big machine gun or something and then you used a throwing star that was disguised as a belt buckle and dropped him. Least ... that's what I heard.

It was pure instinct. I heard the distinct sound of the machine gun's bolt being retracted and reacted without thought. In a nano-second, my shuriken, honed over hours with a whetstone, practiced with until my arm felt like it was going to fall off, materialized in my hand.

Without conscious thought, I flicked my wrist and the shuriken seemed to disappear and reappear in the center of his forehead.

It's a bit painful to recall how the blood spurted out of his mouth as he dropped the machine gun. The police later hailed me as a "hero". I don't know about that, I was just a 13 year old kid, dammit!

I don't like to talk about it.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 11, 2015, 03:27:00 PM
dont forget the butterfly knives
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 03:29:13 PM
dont forget the butterfly knives

You can win the fight just by flipping them all over the place to produce the blade. Who's gonna fuck with that shit?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 11, 2015, 03:30:19 PM
probably end up damaging yourself more than any opponent would
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: illuminati on July 11, 2015, 03:36:35 PM
Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.


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 :o   Master sensei
Pls Film a video of your very effective & deadly fighting ability
Against 2-4-6-8-10+ plus attackers & leave them Gasping for
Their lives on the ground in agony.

We poor mere mortals may just be able to learn some very
Valuable & life saving fighting techniques.
👍🏻.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 11, 2015, 04:57:49 PM
I'm both very strong and very brave.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: climber on July 11, 2015, 05:48:28 PM
By far my favorite.




I've got this. Bought it about 10 years ago. It's good.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Royalty on July 11, 2015, 05:55:34 PM
Kenpo Machine = The Trainer

He was exposed by AJ
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The Ugly on July 11, 2015, 07:07:59 PM
All honesty, Dorian's Blood and Guts was the most inspiring - just wasn't all that applicable, ultimately.

Labrada's was far more practical.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 07:21:09 PM
Really need more streetfighting wisdom from OP right now.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Mate on July 11, 2015, 07:27:39 PM
Arnold's Encyclopedia Of Bodybuilding
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 11, 2015, 07:58:25 PM
Kenpo Machine = The Trainer

He was exposed by AJ

Technically, I just gave the trainer shit and compared his inferior physique to my slightly less-inferior physique. The real destruction of the trainer was carried out by that hero Foozle.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Sokolsky on July 12, 2015, 05:34:50 AM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Delusional at best.

In reality you're some out of shape 40+'er who desperately tries to cling on to some form of youth and social contact, as everyone in your nearby vicinity either don't acknowledge your existence on purpose or are simply oblivious to the fact that your fatslob waste of skin is even breathing. So let me ask you this; Do you honestly think you're able to entertain anyone with whatever drivel spews from your mediocre mind?

Go do something useful and overdose on DNP.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: thegamechanger on July 12, 2015, 05:36:29 AM
for me it's HMB other than i agree
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Simple Simon on July 12, 2015, 05:39:07 AM
it amazes me why your threads are not all merged like halos used to be when he was posting shit.

This forum is in the shitter.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Dokey111 on July 12, 2015, 05:40:33 AM
 pussy i did it with smilax
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 12, 2015, 05:40:45 AM
it amazes me why your threads are not all merged like halos used to be when he was posting shit.

This forum is in the shitter.

Yes, that is baffling.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Automation on July 12, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Go fuck yourself
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 12, 2015, 06:12:37 AM
I wonder ... how many gimmicks in this thread are all under one user. Just sayin.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: mr.turbo on July 12, 2015, 06:14:49 AM
we've got a couple natties stuck at 400 lbs bench press in the other thread that could use your help
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 07:11:03 AM
Delusional at best.

In reality you're some out of shape 40+'er who desperately tries to cling on to some form of youth and social contact, as everyone in your nearby vicinity either don't acknowledge your existence on purpose or are simply oblivious to the fact that your fatslob waste of skin is even breathing. So let me ask you this; Do you honestly think you're able to entertain anyone with whatever drivel spews from your mediocre mind?

Go do something useful and overdose on DNP.

lol...you couldn't be further off. My stats alone would put you to shame. Never mind my net worth and my real estate holdings. Oh, and don't forget my stock portfolio. Shove off, little man. I haven't got the time.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2015, 07:32:38 AM
Shitty gimmick. Not even funny. Failed attempt at humor.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: _aj_ on July 12, 2015, 07:34:10 AM
Shitty gimmick. Not even funny. Failed attempt at humor.

Dunno. I'm still laughing about the throwing stars.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The Scott on July 12, 2015, 07:36:20 AM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Where did you learn to type?
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: TheShape. on July 12, 2015, 07:38:45 AM
Honestly even if this thread is a joke that's how I feel. I have no doubt I could be a pro, only if I wanted to waste my life away.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 12, 2015, 07:41:17 AM
lol...you couldn't be further off. My stats alone would put you to shame. Never mind my net worth and my real estate holdings. Oh, and don't forget my stock portfolio. Shove off, little man. I haven't got the time.


Why don't you invest your money in your own business or buy up your suppliers / competitors? This is where a millionaire becomes a billionaire.

Only little men invest in stock portfolios and real estate. You're better than that with your natural god given ability.


Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The Scott on July 12, 2015, 07:50:27 AM
Honestly even if this thread is a joke that's how I feel. I have no doubt I could be a pro, only if I wanted to waste my life away.

This is likely true of many that come here.  Fortunately you've the IQ to realize that trading years for trophies is not worthwhile. Drugs quite literally make the bodybuilder these days.  Most if not all bodybuilders today are of the Comic Con mindset.  They think they're just one injection away from being Captain America, the Hulk or whatever.  If exposing themselves to an open Amana Radar Range would give them more of what they want, they would do so and gladly.

Its not as though they never grew up, they just refuse to mature and work at life. 
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 12, 2015, 08:13:29 AM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.


Die.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 12, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
Threads of this nature will be merged.

Enough complaints suggesting that it's a boring gimmick, but also enough guys that find the humor in kenpo's material.

We keep one thread for this stuff.

"1"
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2015, 09:46:20 AM
Threads of this nature will be merged.

Enough complaints suggesting that it's a boring gimmick, but also enough guys that find the humor in kenpo's material.

We keep one thread for this stuff.

"1"

Good job, OMR!!
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Alucard on July 12, 2015, 10:29:39 AM
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RIP Warrior James Brian Hellwig
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 11:28:50 AM
Beach was mobbed today. It seems like as soon as I stepped onto the sand and peeled there was a crowd of people around me. Girls flocking to me trying to get laid. Dudes asking for workout pointers and stock tips. Always a show when I unleash these  pecs. Oh well. Tough job but someone's gotta do it.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Yamcha on July 12, 2015, 11:35:05 AM
Beach was mobbed today. It seems like as soon as I stepped onto the sand and peeled there was a crowd of people around me. Girls flocking to me trying to get laid. Dudes askimg for workout pointers and stock tips. Always a show when I unleash theae pecs. Oh well. Tough job but someone's gotta do it.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/YTFniNLWrcn5u/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Nether Animal on July 12, 2015, 12:45:20 PM
Beach was mobbed today. It seems like as soon as I stepped onto the sand and peeled there was a crowd of people around me. Girls flocking to me trying to get laid. Dudes asking for workout pointers and stock tips. Always a show when I unleash these  pecs. Oh well. Tough job but someone's gotta do it.

Fuck off gimmick. Not even remotely entertaining.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: HTexan on July 12, 2015, 12:58:41 PM
Fuck off gimmick. Not even remotely entertaining.
says the other gimmick  ::)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 12, 2015, 02:31:53 PM
That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

100% Analbolichalo 2.


 ;D
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 12, 2015, 02:35:45 PM
Beach was mobbed today. It seems like as soon as I stepped onto the sand and peeled there was a crowd of people around me. Girls flocking to me trying to get laid. Dudes asking for workout pointers and stock tips. Always a show when I unleash these  pecs. Oh well. Tough job but someone's gotta do it.

Just name that beach ,  8)
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 12, 2015, 02:48:49 PM

 And by the way, I would take a set of nanchucks and some throwing stars over a gun any day. ;)


 

WOW  :o

U are watching too many cartoons  ;D
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: Nether Animal on July 12, 2015, 03:14:45 PM
says the other gimmick  ::)

Kay. Look at my posting history and get back to me on the theme of my supposed gimmickness.

It took me three separate account attempts and four months' wait to get approved on here, so it bugs me to see garbage spam accounts pop up left and right.
Title: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 13, 2015, 01:50:00 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: thegamechanger on July 13, 2015, 01:55:07 PM
whatabout the pump? isnt it about squeezing blood into the muscle  ???
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 13, 2015, 01:59:11 PM
whatabout the pump? isnt it about squeezing blood into the muscle  ???
With the pyramiding you're going to hit your type iib fibers.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: robcguns on July 13, 2015, 02:08:59 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.

Hahhahaha whenever i need a laugh i just find your threads.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: _aj_ on July 13, 2015, 02:10:52 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.

You sound estrogenic. Have you had your hormone levels checked recently?
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: _aj_ on July 13, 2015, 02:19:09 PM
With the pyramiding you're going to hit your type iib fibers.

That's all well and good if you are given advanced warning about an impending attack. In the real world you could be jumped anywhere before you can get to your weapon. You got it backwards. First you learn hand to hand, then uou learn weapons. And by the way, I would take a set of nanchucks and some throwing stars over a gun any day.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: cephissus on July 13, 2015, 02:19:17 PM
Recently I've been jumping into the heavy sets quickly, then backing off and finishing with light sets, e.g.:

2 sets very light (20-30 reps)
2-5 sets heavy (6-8 reps)
3+ sets light (10+ reps)

I seem feel more sensation on the light sets this way, so far anyway.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: _aj_ on July 13, 2015, 02:21:29 PM
Recently I've been jumping into the heavy sets quickly, then backing off and finishing with light sets, e.g.:

2 sets very light (20-30 reps)
2-5 sets heavy (6-8 reps)
3+ sets light (10+ reps)

I seem feel more sensation on the light sets this way, so far anyway.

This must be the "muscle confusion" principles at work. Your muscles are too confused because with all of the various rep schemes, they don't know whether to grow, get "cuts" or to get "power". You need to standardize on a rep scheme that fits your goals.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Waller on July 13, 2015, 02:36:41 PM
This must be the "muscle confusion" principles at work. Your muscles are too confused because with all of the various rep schemes, they don't know whether to grow, get "cuts" or to get "power". You need to standardize on a rep scheme that fits your goals.

I predict serious atrophy. Finishing with light weights while your muscles are confused may lead them to think you're trying to tell them workloads are decreasing and they should shrink.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 13, 2015, 03:11:28 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.

Looks like U  :-* big man tits  ;D
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Royalty on July 13, 2015, 04:37:26 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 13, 2015, 04:48:08 PM
To build enormous pecs I personally recommend pyramiding sets on the flat bench. I like to start with 135 for 25 reps as a warm up, and add weight every set until I get to 500 or above for 3 to 4 reps. I will wrap it up with a single once a month just to keep my power intact.
great way to tear your chest
Good work
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: mr.turbo on July 13, 2015, 04:50:15 PM
great to see some fresh and interesting training material posted up here for a change

thanks KM!!
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 13, 2015, 05:29:58 PM
great way to tear your chest
Good work
lol...do you even lift?
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: OlympiaGym on July 13, 2015, 05:51:24 PM
The Lex Reeves gimmick was better.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: Juruth on July 13, 2015, 06:25:26 PM
The International Society of Joggers Committed to Benching and Curling (ISJCBC) is currently reviewing individuals for membership.  The ISJCBC is an elite group of evolved males who strive to build the "ideal" physique via long distance jogging, flat benching, and ez-bar curling.  No other exercises are permitted, nor are steroids.  Please IM me for more info.

BTW, I am the president and charter member.
Title: Re: Pyramid your flat benches for size
Post by: cephissus on July 13, 2015, 07:58:38 PM
This must be the "muscle confusion" principles at work. Your muscles are too confused because with all of the various rep schemes, they don't know whether to grow, get "cuts" or to get "power". You need to standardize on a rep scheme that fits your goals.

Haha, give it a try when you're feeling particularly sound of mind.  I assure you, your brain and muscles alike will soon be as addled as I.
Title: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 13, 2015, 08:00:44 PM
...with a pile of rusty weights and a Sears exercise bike. I'm not ashamed to say I had a humble beginning in life. Everything I've amassed- the money, the properties, the stock  portfolio, the travel around the world- is the product of blood, sweat and tears. Nothing was handed to me. I had lousy alcoholic parents and I was raised by the television. My real parents were Happy Days and Sandord And Son. While the other guys had access to fancy gyms, I was in a dark corner of the cellar with a rusty old pile of weights and a Sears exercise bike on it's last legs. But through an iron will and unrelenting desire I forged a monster of a physique with these implements. I benched and curled and rowed and squatted until my eyeballs were bleeding. Every workout an exercise in exploring the outer edges of human will. Many a night I crawled up those cellar stairs beaten like a mongrel dog, only to return to the torture chamber the next day. The tattered posters of Arnold and Franco and Jusup looking down upon me in grim approval as I once again clenched my calloused hands around the cold, steel, unforgiving barbell.
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Darren Avey on July 14, 2015, 01:32:36 AM
Sounds amazing
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Tapeworm on July 14, 2015, 01:46:40 AM
Luxury.  When I was a kid all I had were a few rocks that I bought at a garage sale and for cardio I'd push start the old man's car every morning so he could get to the liquor store, then run along behind it, and push start it again when he came out of the liquor store.  Then I'd run home for a gruelling rock session before my evening thrashing and supper of water soup, served cold.
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 14, 2015, 02:05:01 AM

 Everything I've amassed- the money, the properties,



Amigo, well of people don't share apartment with 3 others like you do ........................ .......... ;D
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Novena on July 14, 2015, 02:25:55 AM
the product of Blood, Sweat and Tears.



 



Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Novena on July 14, 2015, 02:31:06 AM
...with a pile of rusty weights and a Sears exercise bike. I'm not ashamed to say I had a humble beginning in life. Everything I've amassed- the money, the properties, the stock  portfolio, the travel around the world- is the product of blood, sweat and tears. Nothing was handed to me. I had lousy alcoholic parents and I was raised by the television. My real parents were Happy Days and Sandord And Son. While the other guys had access to fancy gyms, I was in a dark corner of the cellar with a rusty old pile of weights and a Sears exercise bike on it's last legs. But through an iron will and unrelenting desire I forged a monster of a physique with these implements. I benched and curled and rowed and squatted until my eyeballs were bleeding. Every workout an exercise in exploring the outer edges of human will. Many a night I crawled up those cellar stairs beaten like a mongrel dog, only to return to the torture chamber the next day. The tattered posters of Arnold and Franco and Jusup looking down upon me in grim approval as I once again clenched my calloused hands around the cold, steel, unforgiving barbell.
You taking a writing class?...You do show promise I have to say…
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Automation on July 14, 2015, 02:40:21 AM
This one was actually quite funny. But nevertheless: Fuck off!
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: dr.chimps on July 14, 2015, 02:44:05 AM
Luxury.  When I was a kid all I had were a few rocks that I bought at a garage sale and for cardio I'd push start the old man's car every morning so he could get to the liquor store, then run along behind it, and push start it again when he came out of the liquor store.  Then I'd run home for a gruelling rock session before my evening thrashing and supper of water soup, served cold.
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Yamcha on July 14, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
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Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: BB on July 14, 2015, 03:01:57 AM
That sounds like the opening to a Brooks Kubik or Starting Strength gay fan fiction piece. I imagine the some of second half would go something like -


" One day, Troy Hanson, whose dad's lawn I use to cut with an old Craftsman reel mower to make money for college books, invited me to his parents's health club. I was apprehensive at first, not feeling at home in this fern and chrome machined foreign land. With it's bicep supination machines from Australia, and it's benches with unripped vinyl covers.

We walked into the locker room, him changing in a Jordache cut off tee and red Adidas shorts. Me in my ratty York Barbell tee and sweats. I noticed that even though he didn't squat, he had powerful thighs that rivaled a young Appie Steenbeek. "Are you ready to get pumped?" he said as we walked over to the Nautilus leg press. "Yeah, but why don't we try that over there?", I said pointing to a power rack that was lost in a dark corner.

"Oh, that old thing?", he laughed. "Sure, why not."

As I loaded the bar with a couple of pairs of #45's, I noticed him checking out my mustache. "I'm going to take you through a 5x5." I said, "Just watch me."

"Sure." He said.

The two plates were no match for my #250 bulk built on one gallon of milk a day, and Universal liver tabs. The bar quivered as I slammed it into the holders. "Now you try" I said.

Other than telling him to go more low bar, and not to try that "box squatting" queer shit, the kid was a natural. As I spotted him, I couldn't stop thinking about the smell of his hair, and the way the sweat ran down his traps, I wondered if Arnold and Franco had days like this?

As we finished up our last set, I pointed at him and said, "That was some great ass to grass, Bill Starr would be proud! Look at that, you didn't even mess up your hair!"

"Oh, you like it?" He said, "My mom's stylist Vissy does it for me. Great guys, him and Vince. But you've got to watch that Vissy with a razor, he's got a bit of a wandering eye. Listen, I'm a bit late for something, so would you like to take a steam, and call it a day?"

And off we went.... ".
Title: Weider Muscle Priority Principle
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 14, 2015, 06:43:57 AM
This is probably Weider's most significant contribution to bodybuilding theory. The Muscle Priority Principle states that lagging bodyparts be trained first in the workout. Most failed bodybuilders, and that includes 99.9% of Getbig, are so falsely ego-driven that they will constantly train there favorite muscle group first. The result is they look like a lopsided piece of garbage. When you realize the intercostals are just as important as the biceps, the calves just as significant as the pecs, you will have taken a step towards greater understanding. Personally I have used the Weider Muscle Priority Principle and every muscle in my body is developed to the maximum degree, and I am perfectly symmetrical.
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: 2Thick on July 14, 2015, 10:36:20 AM
...with a pile of rusty weights and a Sears exercise bike. I'm not ashamed to say I had a humble beginning in life. Everything I've amassed- the money, the properties, the stock  portfolio, the travel around the world- is the product of blood, sweat and tears. Nothing was handed to me. I had lousy alcoholic parents and I was raised by the television. My real parents were Happy Days and Sandord And Son. While the other guys had access to fancy gyms, I was in a dark corner of the cellar with a rusty old pile of weights and a Sears exercise bike on it's last legs. But through an iron will and unrelenting desire I forged a monster of a physique with these implements. I benched and curled and rowed and squatted until my eyeballs were bleeding. Every workout an exercise in exploring the outer edges of human will. Many a night I crawled up those cellar stairs beaten like a mongrel dog, only to return to the torture chamber the next day. The tattered posters of Arnold and Franco and Jusup looking down upon me in grim approval as I once again clenched my calloused hands around the cold, steel, unforgiving barbell.


You're an internets legend - right up there with Longshanks and Victorian Guy IMO.
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: io856 on July 14, 2015, 10:45:14 AM
...with a pile of rusty weights and a Sears exercise bike. I'm not ashamed to say I had a humble beginning in life. Everything I've amassed- the money, the properties, the stock  portfolio, the travel around the world- is the product of blood, sweat and tears. Nothing was handed to me. I had lousy alcoholic parents and I was raised by the television. My real parents were Happy Days and Sandord And Son. While the other guys had access to fancy gyms, I was in a dark corner of the cellar with a rusty old pile of weights and a Sears exercise bike on it's last legs. But through an iron will and unrelenting desire I forged a monster of a physique with these implements. I benched and curled and rowed and squatted until my eyeballs were bleeding. Every workout an exercise in exploring the outer edges of human will. Many a night I crawled up those cellar stairs beaten like a mongrel dog, only to return to the torture chamber the next day. The tattered posters of Arnold and Franco and Jusup looking down upon me in grim approval as I once again clenched my calloused hands around the cold, steel, unforgiving barbell.
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Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 14, 2015, 03:03:53 PM
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 ;D ;D
Title: Re: It's astonishing what can be achieved....
Post by: Tapeworm on July 15, 2015, 04:32:22 AM


Arrgt.  Couldn't find four Yorkshiremen in my day.  We had to perform the sketch with one Yorkshireman and a stodgy pudding.



Yorkshire pud, prime rib, & gravy... or ye've not lived, my friend!
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 15, 2015, 11:50:53 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Title: Re: It amazes me..
Post by: The Ugly on July 16, 2015, 12:30:01 AM
"No, actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man."