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Title: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: V Man on July 08, 2015, 01:36:08 PM
Bodybuilding related because his mustache rivaled the Mentzer bros.   

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/tom-selleck-has-allegedly-been-stealing-water-during-the-california-drought-vgtrn-055?utm_source=vicefbca

Mustachioed actor and avocado farmer Tom Selleck has become the most recent target of "drought shaming" after court documents released yesterday revealed he has been allegedly stealing water from a fire hydrant in Thousand Oaks, California, since 2013 to service his 60-acre ranch and farm. The Calleguas Municipal Water District claims to have spent $21,685.55 on the water thievery investigation, which they are now demanding back from the Magnum P.I. star along with court and attorney fees.

The District says it saw a commercial water truck fill up using a hydrant next to a construction site in Thousand Oaks, only to covertly slink back to the Selleck property in Hidden Valley, where Selleck most likely sprayed the water in sweeping arcs across his lush avocado fields, laughing maniacally, as the rest of the state of California withered away from drought.

This hydrant siphoning reportedly happened seven times between September 20 and October 3, 2013. The District's cease-and-desist letters went unanswered, as the same white commercial water truck was seen continuing to fill up and disappear into the Selleck residence through the rest of 2013.

The lawsuit filed against the actor also includes allegations that the water truck was seen doing the exact same thing for four days straight last March. Risky move, Magnum. Looks like not even that moustache can escape the long arm of the law.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 08, 2015, 04:48:39 PM
Dammit, Tom. :/ Quit being a cheap bastard.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Carlton G. Long on July 08, 2015, 04:52:04 PM
Bodybuilding related because his mustache rivaled the Mentzer bros.   

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/tom-selleck-has-allegedly-been-stealing-water-during-the-california-drought-vgtrn-055?utm_source=vicefbca

Mustachioed actor and avocado farmer Tom Selleck has become the most recent target of "drought shaming" after court documents released yesterday revealed he has been allegedly stealing water from a fire hydrant in Thousand Oaks, California, since 2013 to service his 60-acre ranch and farm. The Calleguas Municipal Water District claims to have spent $21,685.55 on the water thievery investigation, which they are now demanding back from the Magnum P.I. star along with court and attorney fees.

The District says it saw a commercial water truck fill up using a hydrant next to a construction site in Thousand Oaks, only to covertly slink back to the Selleck property in Hidden Valley, where Selleck most likely sprayed the water in sweeping arcs across his lush avocado fields, laughing maniacally, as the rest of the state of California withered away from drought.

This hydrant siphoning reportedly happened seven times between September 20 and October 3, 2013. The District's cease-and-desist letters went unanswered, as the same white commercial water truck was seen continuing to fill up and disappear into the Selleck residence through the rest of 2013.

The lawsuit filed against the actor also includes allegations that the water truck was seen doing the exact same thing for four days straight last March. Risky move, Magnum. Looks like not even that moustache can escape the long arm of the law.

Magnum will take notice when he feels the matter...or those involved...important enough to address.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 08, 2015, 05:11:41 PM
Magnum will take notice when he feels the matter...or those involved...important enough to address.



Well said. This is Tom MOTHERFUCKIN Selleck we're talkin about here
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 08, 2015, 05:19:12 PM
Tom Selleck didn't steal anything, his landscaper did.

But if the landscaper is a fucking illegal, he will be cheered as a hero to Libidiots everywhere
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Schnauzer on July 08, 2015, 05:19:33 PM
Bodybuilding related because his mustache rivaled the Mentzer bros.   

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/tom-selleck-has-allegedly-been-stealing-water-during-the-california-drought-vgtrn-055?utm_source=vicefbca

Mustachioed actor and avocado farmer Tom Selleck has become the most recent target of "drought shaming" after court documents released yesterday revealed he has been allegedly stealing water from a fire hydrant in Thousand Oaks, California, since 2013 to service his 60-acre ranch and farm. The Calleguas Municipal Water District claims to have spent $21,685.55 on the water thievery investigation, which they are now demanding back from the Magnum P.I. star along with court and attorney fees.

The District says it saw a commercial water truck fill up using a hydrant next to a construction site in Thousand Oaks, only to covertly slink back to the Selleck property in Hidden Valley, where Selleck most likely sprayed the water in sweeping arcs across his lush avocado fields, laughing maniacally, as the rest of the state of California withered away from drought.

This hydrant siphoning reportedly happened seven times between September 20 and October 3, 2013. The District's cease-and-desist letters went unanswered, as the same white commercial water truck was seen continuing to fill up and disappear into the Selleck residence through the rest of 2013.

The lawsuit filed against the actor also includes allegations that the water truck was seen doing the exact same thing for four days straight last March. Risky move, Magnum. Looks like not even that moustache can escape the long arm of the law.


The ranch belongs to Robin Masters
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Voice of Doom on July 08, 2015, 05:24:33 PM
"stealing from others"   ::)   the collectivism that's taken hold in this country is reprehensible.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: V Man on July 08, 2015, 05:35:25 PM

The ranch belongs to Robin Masters

LOL
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 08, 2015, 06:19:34 PM
The city won't fuck with him. He'll just sick his dobermans after them the. Speed away in the Ferrari.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: SquidVicious on July 08, 2015, 07:01:21 PM
Sure, Magnum does this and it's stealing but TC does it and it's wealth redistribution or economic equalization.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Primemuscle on July 08, 2015, 07:22:18 PM
Disgusting, I say! If Tom can afford property in Hidden Valley, he can afford to use bottled water to irrigate his weekend farm. Was a time when he lived in a condo in Beverly hills. Guess those were his pre-farming days.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: polychronopolous on July 08, 2015, 08:22:18 PM
Disgusting, I say! I Tom can afford property in Hidden Valley, he can afford to use bottled water to irrigate his weekend farm. Was a time when he lived in a condo in Beverly hills. Guess those were his pre-farming days.

Does Tom Selleck move your needle at all, Prime?

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-559d3b8a/turbine/la-me-ln-tom-selleck-water-lawsuit-20150707-001/750/750x422)
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: pellius on July 08, 2015, 08:26:26 PM
Does Tom Selleck move your needle at all, Prime?

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-559d3b8a/turbine/la-me-ln-tom-selleck-water-lawsuit-20150707-001/750/750x422)

Considering that he's 70 years old that is one handsome guy. I'm sure there are a lot of young poon out there that would beg for the superior Selleck seed.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: polychronopolous on July 08, 2015, 08:30:46 PM
Considering that he's 70 years old that is one handsome guy. I'm sure there are a lot of young poon out there that would beg for superior Selleck seed.

I didn't realize he was that old. Very impressive!

Yeah I noticed some young sluts giving him a shout out on social media today as well. I guess the old man still has it!
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2015, 08:32:00 PM

The ranch belongs to Robin Masters

 ;D
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: pellius on July 08, 2015, 08:35:06 PM
And the previous poster is exactly right. Tom isn't driving any water truck and siphoning anybody's water. He's paying a contractor and the contractor is siphoning the water and pocketing Selleck's dough. And since the subject of illegal alien's came up. When Walmart was accused of hiring illegal immigrant it is true that illegal immigrants were working at Walmart. But those immigrants were from another private company. It was that company that hired the illegal immigrants responsibility to do background checks. Just like if you employ a landscaping or house keeping company to take care of your GetBig estate it's not your responsibility to run back ground checks on other companies employees.

It isn't Selleck's responsibility to see where his contractors get their supplies. But now that he knows he should fire them and fire charges against them.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: pellius on July 08, 2015, 08:36:40 PM
"stealing from others"   ::)   the collectivism that's taken hold in this country is reprehensible.

What? Please explain.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Primemuscle on July 08, 2015, 09:16:48 PM
Does Tom Selleck move your needle at all, Prime?

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-559d3b8a/turbine/la-me-ln-tom-selleck-water-lawsuit-20150707-001/750/750x422)

Not really, but my wife liked his looks.

Truth be told, nothing much "moves my needle" these days, I am sad to report. He is in my age group. That's always a plus.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Papper on July 08, 2015, 09:17:56 PM
I don't think I've ever seen anyone pull off a moustache as good as Tom Selleck

(http://i2.cdnds.net/12/46/618x766/tv_thomas_magnum_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Primemuscle on July 08, 2015, 09:19:15 PM
I don't think I've ever seen anyone pull off a moustache as good as Tom Selleck

(http://i2.cdnds.net/12/46/618x766/tv_thomas_magnum_1.jpg)

He's covering up the fact that he has no upper lip.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: calfzilla on July 08, 2015, 09:19:36 PM
Gayer than water restriction
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Papper on July 08, 2015, 09:23:46 PM
He's covering up the fact that he has no upper lip.

I wish I could grow a thick moustache like that. Damnit.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Primemuscle on July 08, 2015, 09:30:03 PM
Gayer than water restriction

Sorry about that. I seem to be a lot of folks sport around here. All is good though, I've got broad shoulders....wider than Heath at least.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 05:13:06 AM
Pretty sure I know what Tom has been doing with all that water....

(http://media.giphy.com/media/q1XgXST78HzCU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: _bruce_ on July 09, 2015, 06:35:57 AM
"stealing from others"   ::)   the collectivism that's taken hold in this country is reprehensible.

Epic "Bolshevik" propaganda.
Tom is the man.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 09, 2015, 06:40:30 AM
He's covering up the fact that he has no upper lip.

Young Tom in his first movie.
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/29m3rdh.jpg)(http://oi58.tinypic.com/2ytqiw7.jpg)
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: Tapeworm on July 09, 2015, 06:49:14 AM
Pretty sure I know what Tom has been doing with all that water....

(http://media.giphy.com/media/q1XgXST78HzCU/giphy.gif)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/FJWi4yfD0WdrO/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: SquidVicious on July 09, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
He did pretty well on the dating game.
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: hardgainerj on July 09, 2015, 08:37:33 PM
selleck is a hollywood homo
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: pellius on July 09, 2015, 10:43:28 PM
selleck is a hollywood homo

In your dreams "hard"
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 10, 2015, 01:49:36 AM
selleck is a hollywood homo


Bullshit, he is lol
Title: Re: Tom Selleck: Water thief
Post by: BayGBM on July 17, 2015, 01:07:05 PM
Does Tom Selleck move your needle at all, Prime?

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-559d3b8a/turbine/la-me-ln-tom-selleck-water-lawsuit-20150707-001/750/750x422)

Bay likey!  :D