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Title: My guitar collection
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 01:45:52 PM: My guitar collection is going to be on display at a big fundraiser this weekend. All my Strats, Les Pauls, Flying Vs, Kramers, and so forth. I had my guys polish them and pack them up this morning. Should prove to be a good time.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 01:49:08 PM: Pics or just more words?
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 10, 2015, 01:50:48 PM: Translation:
I've been drinking since 10am, jerked off 3 times and Judge Judy doesn't start for 45 minutes. Guess I'll start another bullshit thread ::)
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 01:50:55 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 01:45:52 PM
My guitar collection is going to be on display at a big fundraiser this weekend. All my Strats, Les Pauls, Flying Vs, Kramers, and so forth. I had my guys polish them and pack them up this morning. Should prove to be a good time.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: thegamechanger on July 10, 2015, 01:51:02 PM: just words, takes time to find proper pictures on google
one can make quite a few threads in that time
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: SF1900 on July 10, 2015, 01:51:11 PM: No one gives a shit.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 10, 2015, 01:57:44 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 01:45:52 PM
My guitar collection is going to be on display at a big fundraiser this weekend. All my Strats, Les Pauls, Flying Vs, Kramers, and so forth. I had my guys polish them and pack them up this morning. Should prove to be a good time.

Shut up.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 02:05:36 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 01:45:52 PM
My puckered butthole is going to be on display at a big "fundraiser" this weekend. All my Jacks, Lees, Pauls, Franks, Vins, Kramers, and so forth. I had my guys polish me off and pack me in this morning. Should prove to be a good time.

Translated for reality
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 02:09:52 PM: Quote from: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 01:49:08 PM
Pics or just more words?
lol...I just said they are packed up. Not too swift on the uptake dude.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 02:15:06 PM: I think that the GetBig elders need to meet to speak on this Kenpo Machine/shit thread situation.

Hulkotron, please send the signal.
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Qwert II on July 10, 2015, 02:21:16 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 01:45:52 PM
My guitar collection is going to be on display at a big fundraiser this weekend. All my Strats, Les Pauls, Flying Vs, Kramers, and so forth. I had my guys polish them and pack them up this morning. Should prove to be a good time.

You have an awesome collection.

(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wangcaster-penis-guitar-1.jpg)

(http://cdn.mos.musicradar.com/images/features/outrageous-guitars/penisguitar-620-80.jpg)
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 02:26:31 PM: Quote from: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
I think that the GetBig elders need to meet to speak on this Kenpo Machine/shit thread situation.

Hulkotron, please send the signal.

"The Dark Knight" is reportedly already working on this one :D
Title: Re: My guitar collection
Post by: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 02:34:24 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on July 10, 2015, 02:26:31 PM
"The Dark Knight" is reportedly already working on this one :D

Thank goodness. I will step back await the retribution and hope not to get blood spattered on my shoes.