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Title: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Marty Champions on July 14, 2015, 05:09:19 PM
I just need funding for liver kidney tests ect

I want to test if my body actually goes downhill from drinking or not. I will drink 12 to 18 beers perday maybe more and maybe none on somedays

Beers will either be

 milwaukees best ice 5.9% alc
Busch ice 5.9% alc

I will be doing kale shakes exercising  boxing ectect ill dedicate 30 min a day testing brain continuity studying electricity

Not looking to make money i just want analysis of organfunctioning paid for

Im buying the beer i dont need handouts just medical information

For the future of knowledge  of america
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: That_Dude on July 14, 2015, 05:20:52 PM
Return your beer empties for $ to fund the medical tests ::)
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: TheShape. on July 14, 2015, 05:21:54 PM
Shitty cheap beer
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: OlympiaGym on July 14, 2015, 05:32:19 PM
Drink a bottle of Drano and get back 2 us
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: polychronopolous on July 14, 2015, 05:39:05 PM
I just need funding for liver kidney tests ect

I want to test if my body actually goes downhill from drinking or not. I will drink 12 to 18 beers perday maybe more and maybe none on somedays

Beers will either be

 milwaukees best ice 5.9% alc
Busch ice 5.9% alc

I will be doing kale shakes exercising  boxing ectect ill dedicate 30 min a day testing brain continuity studying electricity

Not looking to make money i just want analysis of organfunctioning paid for

Im buying the beer i dont need handouts just medical information

For the future of knowledge  of america

Do it for the country Johnny

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Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 14, 2015, 06:11:54 PM
You don't have ~$90 for a couple of urinalyses, you fat piece of shit?

http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Urinalysis_Complete.php
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Dave D on July 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM
Great  thread by a soaring falcon.

Even better responses by those who crawl along the earth on their bellys.

It goes without  saying these trials have been conducted before except now there will be precise data and real  life variables.

The only potential problem is Marty being an elite level subject. His results  wouldn't apply to the average man.
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: SF1900 on July 14, 2015, 06:31:31 PM
I just need funding for liver kidney tests ect

I want to test if my body actually goes downhill from drinking or not. I will drink 12 to 18 beers perday maybe more and maybe none on somedays

Beers will either be

 milwaukees best ice 5.9% alc
Busch ice 5.9% alc

I will be doing kale shakes exercising  boxing ectect ill dedicate 30 min a day testing brain continuity studying electricity

Not looking to make money i just want analysis of organfunctioning paid for

Im buying the beer i dont need handouts just medical information

For the future of knowledge  of america

I think there is enough research to suggest the detrimental effects of alcohol on the body.
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 14, 2015, 09:16:53 PM
I did this e pertinent for about 25 years. My results were: I was fat, short of breath, lazy, and generally wasting my life away.
HTH
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 14, 2015, 09:19:35 PM
Ask Basile for sponsorship  ;)
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: pedro01 on July 14, 2015, 10:36:41 PM
I am inspired. I am also looking for funding.

Day 1 I will weigh my nutsack and then proceed to anally abuse 3 Thai hookers a day (covered, obviously) for 30 days.

At the end I will weigh my nutscack again to evaluate...

- whether the extra activity actually caused my nuts to go into overdrive
- whether they lost weight due to additional output

I will also have testosterone levels  checked to see if they are elevated at the end.

I need money for
- hookers
- cialis
- anti inflammatories (for me and the girls)
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: HTexan on July 14, 2015, 10:46:55 PM
So you're looking for a schmoe?
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: io856 on July 15, 2015, 12:26:46 AM
I think there is enough research to suggest the detrimental effects of alcohol on the body.
;D
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: BayGBM on July 15, 2015, 05:30:01 AM
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Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Marty Champions on July 15, 2015, 06:45:39 AM
I think people would be geninly interested


However these tests will obviously err on the bad side the more concentrate your piss is but if you drink more water piss will be healthier. Its a faulty test in reality geared for angry scared people with 100% faith in medical community i would further prove its obselesence . Because testing is time dependant , one hour piss may seem bad the next min i drink kale n water then BAM piss is healthy
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: io856 on July 15, 2015, 07:06:00 AM
I think people would be geninly interested


However these tests will obviously err on the bad side the more concentrate your piss is but if you drink more water piss will be healthier. Its a faulty test in reality geared for angry scared people with 100% faith in medical community i would further prove its obselesence . Because testing is time dependant , one hour piss may seem bad the next min i drink kale n water then BAM piss is healthy
Blood test?
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: Marty Champions on July 15, 2015, 07:15:09 AM
Blood test?
doesnt the the blood "clear up" after a round of kale and water? If u disagrree then why
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: io856 on July 15, 2015, 09:18:21 AM
doesnt the the blood "clear up" after a round of kale and water? If u disagrree then why
Concentration of certain chemicals in the blood stream. For example blood is made of 55% plasma.

Within reason, the body doesn't just completely change the blood concentration because of a marginal increase of water and green leafy vegetable intake.

Anyway they give you recommendations on what to drink(amount) before a blood test and many other physical tests for that matter.

Keep variables such as water intake and food intake prior to blood test(day, hours) before, consistent from the initial "control" test. Then any changes in the blood profile will be consistent with causation by alcoholism under hard training physical conditions.
Title: Re: anyone willing to fund my study for the sake of bb health science sponser needed
Post by: thegamechanger on July 15, 2015, 09:36:04 AM
how about we just settle for watching drunk russians on youtube and then draw our conclusions if its good or not