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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Alligator
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Collier County Sheriffs arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: “The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”
Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.
The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.
Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n i g g e r music” over and over.
Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.
The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
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Florida man at it again!
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i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything
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Irony is astounding.
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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Alligator
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Collier County Sheriffs arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: “
Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”
Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.
The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.
Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as "n i g g e r music” over and over.
Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.
The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
Sounds like satire, but they do walk among us:
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i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything
x2
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This is nothing new. Gators have been getting raped since Tebow left.
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White PeePoe
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Damn. What a fucked up person. :-X
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Well, at least he wasn't raping a human :-\
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Edomite . . . The coloreds and new words.
THE BEEF
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Fake, althought the guy in the pic was arrested for abusing his peacock. :-X
http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
Vince has been getting news from sites like The Onion all theses years. It all makes sense now.
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Florida man at it again!
https://twitter.com/_floridaman ;D
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Florida...home to many white trash citizens....very many.
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i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything
Breaking News....
Elton John is to re-record Crocodile Cock.
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My mistake, he's a filthy Edomite that raped a Peacock to death.... ::)
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Fake, althought the guy in the pic was arrested for abusing his peacock. :-X
http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
Vince has been getting news from sites like The Onion all theses years. It all makes sense now.
Haha, good catch!
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I thought Branch Warren lives in Texas, not Florida.
Pity that it wasn't an oral sex.
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I thought Branch Warren lives in Texas, not Florida.
Pity that it wasn't an oral sex.
No, that is George Carlin...
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Haha, good catch!
Thank you, sir.
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Guess the r...
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Well blacks do it to goats,monkeys,horses etc so i guess he thought he could do a gator.
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This gentleman should be deemed obsolete by the State, and liquidated as quickly as possible.
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This gentleman should be deemed obsolete by the State, and liquidated as quickly as possible.
Read the update, it's all just a joke. No one fucked an alligator, friend.
He fucked a bird.
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Read the update, it's all just a joke. No one fucked an alligator, friend.
He fucked a bird.
My quote still stands.
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My quote still stands.
x2.
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Vince G. CSN MFT IDIOT got fooled again
The story’s author might have been able to maintain the horrific tale if it were not for adding in the location of Rupert’s arrest. According to the story, Rupert Darwin was arrested by the Collier County Sheriff’s Office in Florida. Unfortunately for the propagation of the story, the Collier County Sheriff’s Office has an online arrest search page that goes back a decade. A man named Rupert Darwin has never been arrested in Collier County, Florida.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/ (http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/)
http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/story-about-florida-man-having-sex-with-gator-just-a-hoax-20150715/ (http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/story-about-florida-man-having-sex-with-gator-just-a-hoax-20150715/)