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Title: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 16, 2015, 10:05:16 AM
This itsty bitsy spider must have thought it was over 6 feet tall and 250 pounds.  I was taking out the trash and there was this black spider on the trash can.  I stood about 3 feet away and stared at it.  In a flash it quickly crawled down the trash can and charged me.  I moved back and realized it somehow stuck me with it's web and the spider starts crawling the strand of webbing attached to me heading for my leg,  I quickly swatted it and as it fell stomped on it.

What the fuck was this spiders deal?  Did it think it can take me in a fight 1-on-1?  Fucker had huge balls for such a small creature.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: thegamechanger on July 16, 2015, 10:08:59 AM
youre quickly becoming a top contender to the worst poster of the month award
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 16, 2015, 10:13:33 AM
The proper term is hebronic spider
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: muscleman-2013 on July 16, 2015, 10:14:20 AM
This itsty bitsy spider must have thought it was over 6 feet tall and 250 pounds.  I was taking out the trash and there was this black spider on the trash can.  I stood about 3 feet away and stared at it.  In a flash it quickly crawled down the trash can and charged me.  I moved back and realized it somehow stuck me with it's web and the spider starts crawling the strand of webbing attached to me heading for my leg,  I quickly swatted it and as it fell stomped on it.

What the fuck was this spiders deal?  Did it think it can take me in a fight 1-on-1?  Fucker had huge balls for such a small creature.

these are gmo spiders, designed to wipe out 90 percent of the human race
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: SquidVicious on July 16, 2015, 10:14:24 AM
This itsty bitsy spider must have thought it was over 6 feet tall and 250 pounds.  I was taking out the trash and there was this black spider on the trash can.  I stood about 3 feet away and stared at it.  In a flash it quickly crawled down the trash can and charged me.  I moved back and realized it somehow stuck me with it's web and the spider starts crawling the strand of webbing attached to me heading for my leg,  I quickly swatted it and as it fell stomped on it.

What the fuck was this spiders deal?  Did it think it can take me in a fight 1-on-1?  Fucker had huge balls for such a small creature.
After defeating the great Keith, the spider believed he was invincible.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: njflex on July 16, 2015, 10:21:24 AM
S.I P.SPIDER IN PEACE...
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: funk51 on July 16, 2015, 10:27:00 AM
 :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Donny on July 16, 2015, 10:28:47 AM
:'( :'( :'( :'(
learned this rhyme as a kid..or was similar  ;D
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Overload on July 16, 2015, 10:31:16 AM
these are gmo spiders, designed to wipe out 90 percent of the human race

Beat me to it.


8)
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: IronMeister on July 16, 2015, 10:36:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Mamqwwe.jpg)
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: spiro on July 16, 2015, 10:39:26 AM
I was playing Xbox one day and a wolf spider charged directly at me full speed ahead. I yelled oh shit!

(http://i60.tinypic.com/x3v1g0.jpg)
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Svengoolie on July 16, 2015, 10:40:09 AM
I've killed 1 black widow and 2 brown widows in the past couple months.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Donny on July 16, 2015, 10:51:03 AM
I would not like to be in my bed ..say in some parts of the US or OZ and know that something could invade my bed :-\
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 16, 2015, 10:53:43 AM
I would not like to be in my bed ..say in some parts of the US or OZ and know that something could invade my bed :-\

Like Basile or Goodrum you mean?
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: _bruce_ on July 16, 2015, 10:54:38 AM
I was playing Xbox one day and a wolf spider charged directly at me full speed ahead. I yelled oh shit!

(http://i60.tinypic.com/x3v1g0.jpg)

Many of these can be found in cellars here in Ostria and Germania - they are the only big ones... up to 3-4 inches in fully erect combat mode.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: njflex on July 16, 2015, 10:59:45 AM
Many of these can be found in cellars here in Ostria and Germania - they are the only big ones... up to 3-4 inches in fully erect combat mode.

3-4 inches fully erect on a spider that's john holmes territiory  :o
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Donny on July 16, 2015, 11:03:28 AM
3-4 inches fully erect on a spider that's john holmes territiory  :o
  ;D
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: HTexan on July 16, 2015, 12:20:13 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1328281951893602328.jpg)
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 16, 2015, 11:25:06 PM
I would not like to be in my bed ..say in some parts of the US or OZ and know that something could invade my bed :-\

Nice spiders live everywhere in Australia  8)
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Novena on July 17, 2015, 01:20:18 AM
Be sure to keep spiders away from your Kigtropins...


In the full movie:
Leo G. "Mr. Waverly" Carroll, Nestor Paiva (Creature from the Black Lagoon), Ross Elliott (Indestructible Man), Raymond "Mr. Drysdale" Bailey, Hank "Fred Ziffel" Patterson, and Clint Eastwood (look fast) as a jet pilot.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 02:24:54 AM
Be sure to keep spiders away from your Kigtropins...


In the full movie:
Leo G. "Mr. Waverly" Carroll, Nestor Paiva (Creature from the Black Lagoon), Ross Elliott (Indestructible Man), Raymond "Mr. Drysdale" Bailey, Hank "Fred Ziffel" Patterson, and Clint Eastwood (look fast) as a jet pilot.

Movie was mesmerizing as a kid - same with Formicula.
I vividly remember the giant spider peeking through the windows and its mandibles looking like a vagina... good times.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Rami on July 17, 2015, 02:32:32 AM
Dark colors, brow and black, in nature represents conniving, aggression, cowardliness, unreliable, dishonest, shady, hiding, dubious, nasty, untrustworthy, etc etc.

Think about it.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Novena on July 17, 2015, 03:00:57 AM
Movie was mesmerizing as a kid - same with Formicula.

ha ha, that is a great film.  The title for U.S. release was...."Them!"  As good as it is, it was nearly a lot better.  The film was designed to be shot in Technicolor with binocular 3D.  They could not raise all the money necessary so it was cut to a Black and White flat production. The "Ants" were designed to look good in color.

EDIT: I can't resist...
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 03:30:03 AM
ha ha, that is a great film.  The title for U.S. release was...."Them!"  As good as it is, it was nearly a lot better.  The film was designed to be shot in Technicolor with binocular 3D.  They could not raise all the money necessary so it was cut to a Black and White flat production. The "Ants" were designed to look good in color.

Interesting - that explains why the dvd case and movie poster are splattered with obscenely over saturated colors.

Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: Novena on July 17, 2015, 03:44:50 AM
Oddly enough, Technicolor was capable of being very subtle in it's appearance.  It was David O' Selznick, who insisted that "Gone With the Wind" be designed with very saturated colors that perpetuated the myth that Technicolor could only portray vivid colors.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: irishdave on July 17, 2015, 06:07:14 AM
Dark colors, brow and black, in nature represents conniving, aggression, cowardliness, unreliable, dishonest, shady, hiding, dubious, nasty, untrustworthy, etc etc.

Think about it.

Well when it comes to skin color you're right. What about clothing though? I mean let's be honest here, most latin/asian/white/whatever do not trust people darker than themselves (like blacks). Rightly or wrongly they're considered inferior people that's why blacks still live in ghettos and collect food stamps.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 06:49:32 AM
Oddly enough, Technicolor was capable of being very subtle in it's appearance.  It was David O' Selznick, who insisted that "Gone With the Wind" be designed with very saturated colors that perpetuated the myth that Technicolor could only portray vivid colors.

Still better than today's flat teal/grey orgy.
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: hench on July 17, 2015, 08:01:57 AM
Don't fear the spider, just call this badass
Title: Re: I was attacked by a spider
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 17, 2015, 09:20:41 AM
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