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Title: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 16, 2015, 06:08:22 PM: I took the Corvette out today and got pulled over by a hot blonde female cop. While she was talking to me she let her hand graze my forearm. Said she noticed me at the beach last weekend and that she'd be keeping an eye on me. I guess having a 10 pack leads to things...
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 16, 2015, 06:24:51 PM: Plz move to z board mods
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Grape Ape on July 16, 2015, 06:51:27 PM: I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 16, 2015, 06:53:51 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 16, 2015, 06:08:22 PM
I took the Corvette out today and got pulled over by a hot blonde female cop. While she was talking to me she let her hand graze my forearm. Said she noticed me at the beach last weekend and that she'd be keeping an eye on me. I guess having a 10 pack leads to things...

Hi Analbolichalo ........................ ................. ;D
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
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Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 16, 2015, 06:55:43 PM: Quote from: Grape Ape on July 16, 2015, 06:51:27 PM
I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

I'm hard as a diamond right now.
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 16, 2015, 06:59:47 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 16, 2015, 06:08:22 PM
I took the Corvette out today and got pulled over by a hot blonde female cop. While she was talking to me she let her hand graze my forearm. Said she noticed me at the beach last weekend and that she'd be keeping an eye on me. I guess having a 10 pack leads to things...

Riveting....
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: chaos on July 16, 2015, 07:13:29 PM: Quote from: Grape Ape on July 16, 2015, 06:51:27 PM
I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
You're showing your age.
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Grape Ape on July 16, 2015, 07:14:19 PM: Quote from: chaos on July 16, 2015, 07:13:29 PM
You're showing your age.

<yeah>

Can't believe the early 90s were that long ago.....
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: HTexan on July 16, 2015, 07:17:02 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 16, 2015, 06:08:22 PM
I took the Corvette out today and got pulled over by a hot blonde female cop. While she was talking to me she let her hand graze my forearm. Said she noticed me at the beach last weekend and that she'd be keeping an eye on me. I guess having a 10 pack leads to things...
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Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: chaos on July 16, 2015, 07:27:19 PM: Quote from: Grape Ape on July 16, 2015, 07:14:19 PM
<yeah>

Can't believe the early 90s were that long ago.....
Doesn't seem like it's been that long. :-\
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: Hulk-smash! on July 16, 2015, 08:36:40 PM: I took my CCR out today & ran into [substitute hot chick]. She got in and we went back to my palatial imitation mansion. I banged her 10 times in 1 hr & kicked her out. I took my Lear to Vegas & took Ceasars for a cool mill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koenigsegg_CCR
Title: Re: I was pulled over by a hot female cop
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 05:24:33 AM: There really is a hot chick cop in my town. She stopped me once. I got a warning. True story.