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Title: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 12:32:48 PM: Attention mods, this gimmick has probably run its course. You know what to do.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: SF1900 on July 17, 2015, 12:33:40 PM: OMR said that some people like him, so he will stay. OMR stated that all of his threads will be merged into one.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 12:36:36 PM: Quote from: SF1900 on July 17, 2015, 12:33:40 PM
OMR said that some people like him, so he will stay. OMR stated that all of his threads will be merged into one.

I am officially appealing that ruling.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 17, 2015, 12:44:37 PM: Quote from: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 12:36:36 PM
I am officially appealing that ruling.

I will represent you in this and draft our Brief in Support of Motion for Ban Hammer. Haha
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM: Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.

It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office :D
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: thegamechanger on July 17, 2015, 12:52:24 PM: kenpo seems like a friendly guy but im not gonna take the risk of angering him, not all martial artists live by strike only in self-defense rule
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: io856 on July 17, 2015, 12:53:58 PM: kenpo machine is dangerous
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 12:54:02 PM: Quote from: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.

It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office :D

I've seen better posters broomed by OMR for less garbage. The signal-to-noise ratio is way down on this guy. He had exactly 2 good posts: one where he extolled the virtues of "throwing stars" over guns and another where he (correctly) stated the obvious: that chicks like big arms. The latter not exactly being a "hot take" on Getbig.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Nether Animal on July 17, 2015, 12:55:36 PM: Yeah fuck this guy, annoying as hell and not even entertaining. If you call him out he just ignores you and keeps shitposting.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Powerlift66 on July 17, 2015, 12:56:33 PM: This place needs to be a bit more strict on stupid gimmicks..
If you need a Network Engineer (by day) and ex-Iron History Mod (by night and day) just let me know Ron...

I can clean this place up... Place is a joke these days...
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2015, 12:58:48 PM: Quote from: Powerlift66 on July 17, 2015, 12:56:33 PM
This place needs to be a bit more strict on stupid gimmicks..
If you need a Network Engineer (by day) and ex-Iron History Mod (by night and day) just let me know Ron...

I can clean this place up... Place is a joke these days...
I'm next in line, guy.

Skip LaCour gets compared to me.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 01:02:48 PM: The sad thing is that I am sure that Lex Reeves has a stack of gimmicks to burn through and there will be another one very soon after this one is euthanized.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 01:05:16 PM: Quote from: CaptainFreedom on July 17, 2015, 01:03:45 PM
you're a braver man than me for making this post A.J....RIP!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UYTHF1uLL._SY300_.jpg)

I did mention that I was -- also -- a shuriken master. I will put my "throwing star" skills to the test against any man.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: ritch on July 17, 2015, 01:19:13 PM: nah man, his threads rock! More threads, more threads, more....
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 17, 2015, 01:21:14 PM: he should stay. I'm learning a lot about ~~training~~ working out from him.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 17, 2015, 01:21:14 PM
he should stay. I'm learning a lot about ~~training~~ working out from him.
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Nether Animal on July 17, 2015, 01:35:04 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-17-2015/u9OV-9.gif)
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 01:50:35 PM: Kenpo Machine is boring & lame.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2015, 01:53:02 PM: is Kenpo Machine the same as Army as One? Both need to go.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 17, 2015, 01:58:18 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.

Lots wrong with that statement
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2015, 01:53:02 PM
is Kenpo Machine the same as Army as One? Both need to go.

Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 02:04:50 PM: Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"

It wouldn't surprise me.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM: Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 02:09:48 PM: Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.

This is probably still valid then

(http://i.imgur.com/vy53gwz.jpg)
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 02:10:21 PM: Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.
These theories are nothing short of bizarre. Does "Wes" even bench?
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:11:00 PM: Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 02:10:21 PM
These theories are nothing short of bizarre. Does "Wes" even bench?
;D
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 17, 2015, 02:13:10 PM: Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:11:00 PM
;D

I heard that once a lady was trapped under a Cadillac El Dorado and Wes benched it, one-handed, and freed her before the fire department even showed up.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 17, 2015, 02:14:21 PM: Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.

Exactly what I was going to post.

Kenpo, along with his other million identities, is boring. But ban him and he'll just come back as someone else. Doesn't even matter at this point.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:18:20 PM: Quote from: herefortheglitter on July 17, 2015, 02:13:10 PM
I heard that once a lady was trapped under a Cadillac El Dorado and Wes benched it, one-handed, and freed her before the fire department even showed up.
Indeed I did! :D
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Tennisballz on July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM: Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others. All the same guy. Shitty gimmick, not funny.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 17, 2015, 02:22:39 PM: Quote from: Tennisballz on July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM
Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others. All the same guy. Shitty gimmick, not funny.

Not even remotely.

I don't mind gimmicks, actually. When they're funny, anyways.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 02:26:31 PM: Quote from: Tennisballz on July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM
Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others. All the same guy. Shitty gimmick, not funny.

Doesn't feel like Halo.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2015, 02:56:06 PM: Quote from: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 02:26:31 PM
Doesn't feel like Halo.
Would love to feel you, stud.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: forillagorilla on July 17, 2015, 03:25:09 PM: Quote from: Shizzo on July 17, 2015, 02:56:06 PM
Would love to feel you, stud.

Dude - seriously.. The "pseudo-homo" comments are pretty played out don't you think?
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: ritch on July 17, 2015, 03:28:08 PM: Quote from: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.

It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office :D

LOL! that comment alone made this shitty ass thread worth it...
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Papper on July 17, 2015, 03:31:40 PM: Kenpo Machine has his first hater.

Phil remembers when he got his first one. In fact, I imagine Phil has a extensive list somewhere of all his haters labeled and classified in a very OCD fashion.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: liberty on July 17, 2015, 03:48:53 PM: I think 'Black Flag' was another gimmick of his ::)
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM: Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

Reason: Continuous flooding of the G&O with shit threads. When you diminish the overall quality of the forum by burying quality threads deep in between your shit threads, you take away the ability for others to enjoy themselves, since they are incapable of reading the better material without having to navigate through your shit.

"1"
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 05:20:36 PM: Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

"1"

Thank you.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:21:50 PM: Quote from: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 05:20:36 PM
Thank you.

No worries.

"1"
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: wes on July 17, 2015, 05:22:44 PM: He`ll be back as "2powerful4U" ;D
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Nether Animal on July 17, 2015, 05:28:14 PM: Thanks OMR.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 05:28:38 PM: Expect an uptick in Juruth activity.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 17, 2015, 05:47:49 PM: Quote from: io856 on July 17, 2015, 12:53:58 PM
kenpo machine is dangerous

Like Manly beach penguins 8)
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 17, 2015, 08:51:15 PM: Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"

Haha, holy crap. Forgot all about that dude. You maybe right. lol
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: AlphaGyno on July 17, 2015, 09:10:29 PM: lmao
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: polychronopolous on July 17, 2015, 09:50:31 PM: Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

Reason: Continuous flooding of the G&O with shit threads. When you diminish the overall quality of the forum by burying quality threads deep in between your shit threads, you take away the ability for others to enjoy themselves, since they are incapable of reading the better material without having to navigate through your shit.

"1"

That's why you got the buttons my friend.

Noobs should get like a thread or two a day MAX.

Once they put the effort in to post then the privileges should be opened up a bit more.
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 18, 2015, 01:05:20 AM: Quote from: AlphaGyno on July 17, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
lmao

Love those ;D
Title: Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 18, 2015, 04:04:25 AM: "The History Of Getbig's most pathetic gimmicks" should be written.

GODSPEED!!!!!!!