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Title: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 08:59:35 AM
Today I think..

https://www.facebook.com/WSL/videos/10153042682737058/
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 09:06:44 AM
https://www.facebook.com/liquifymag/videos/821480244626592/
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: 240 is Back on July 19, 2015, 09:09:31 AM
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:12:27 AM
I have no sympathy for people who go in the ocean and get attacked. The ocean was not meant for splashing around.

Go in an animals natural habitat, get bitten, well, don't go in. Your fault.

Its like playing in the Sub-Saharan in Africa, getting attacked by a lion, then complaining.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: The Scott on July 19, 2015, 09:13:57 AM
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...

 ;D

So you're saying it was a Great Caucasional Shark?   ;D

Dammit...Now I am going to hell.  The worst part of that is the knowledge that Wiggs is too.  I need to go see the Catholic side of the fambly to get them to pay some indulgences... ;D
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Rami on July 19, 2015, 09:14:38 AM
nothing happened, basically

Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 09:15:36 AM
I have no sympathy for people who go in the ocean and get attacked. The ocean was not meant for splashing around.

Go in an animals natural habitat, get bitten, well, don't go in. Your fault.

Its like playing in the Sub-Saharan in Africa, getting attacked by a lion, then complaining.  ::) ::)

Oh brother ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:20:43 AM
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...

LMAO!!!  ;D ;D The surfer should have turned back around and saluted the shark.

Stupid surfers have it coming. Yes, real smart, lets go play in the ocean where 4,000 pound animals live lol. Oh boy, they need to get a grip and stay out of the ocean. And if they get bit, well, don't go in the ocean.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: thegamechanger on July 19, 2015, 09:29:51 AM
shut up you sharkhugging loon.
the ocean belongs to us like everything else on this planet.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:30:36 AM
shut up you sharkhugging loon.
the ocean belongs to us like everything else on this planet.

Shitty gimmick. Boring.

(http://www.city-connect.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/yawning.jpg)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 09:31:48 AM
Shitty gimmick. Boring.

(http://www.city-connect.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/yawning.jpg)


Yes, let's stay out of the water. Shut down the surfing industry and the sport.

http://www.surfscience.com/topics/surfing-lifestyle/life-as-a-surfer/avoiding-shark-attacks/
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: thegamechanger on July 19, 2015, 09:32:16 AM
just stating facts. you think the ocean "belongs" to sharks? what drugs are you on?
with the same logical land belongs to other animals so maybe you need to get off this planet altogether? but hey, dont use the sky to get their, because you know you might get attacked by birds...  ::)

Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:36:04 AM
just stating facts. you think the ocean "belongs" to sharks? what drugs are you on?
with the same logical land belongs to other animals so maybe you need to get off this planet altogether? but hey, dont use the sky to get their, because you know you might get attacked by birds...  ::)



Shitty gimmick. Boring.

(http://www.city-connect.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/yawning.jpg)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: thegamechanger on July 19, 2015, 09:37:18 AM
haha meltdown  ;D
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:38:24 AM
haha meltdown  ;D

Sure, posting one picture is a meltdown. Whatever you say.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 19, 2015, 09:38:32 AM
;D

So you're saying it was a Great Caucasional Shark?   ;D


From the video it would appear it is not a mudshark
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Tapeworm on July 19, 2015, 09:40:12 AM
The thing about the Jaws films is that for a white fella Roy Scheider really brought the tan.  I bet he had his own booth.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:40:36 AM
nothing happened, basically



Although great whites are bigger, bull sharks are actually much more aggressive due to higher testosterone levels.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: 240 is Back on July 19, 2015, 09:40:45 AM
I saw the video of dozens of people pouring water on a beached shark then returning him to the sea.

Yes, tis beautiful to save an animal... but they're releasing the animal - an animal that would eat them and everyone they love - back into a body of water where they're swimming.

I was confused watching it.  If that shark made a U-turn and ate an old lady in her floaties, then what?
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: thegamechanger on July 19, 2015, 09:41:52 AM
Sure, posting one picture is a meltdown. Whatever you say.

of course it is. calling someone a gimmick is some butthurt bitch shit and then having a picture ready to pretend you dont care (but you care enough to go look for that picture) thats some big ass meltdown.
now go and cry for the sharks, the whales and grab yourself some soymilk you big baby.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 19, 2015, 09:43:03 AM
Fake

                                               PS : Coach falling for fake news again
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: kh300 on July 19, 2015, 09:45:55 AM
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 09:46:35 AM
Fake

                                               PS : Coach falling for fake news again

Assclown

http://www.surfline.com/video/contests/j-bay-open-fanning-attacked-by-shark_129591
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Schnauzer on July 19, 2015, 09:47:52 AM
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Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 09:48:18 AM
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.

Like gymnastics.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 09:50:47 AM
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.

Respectfully disagree...

Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: kh300 on July 19, 2015, 09:56:00 AM
I stand corrected Coach.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 19, 2015, 10:23:43 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=576635.0;attach=631062;image)

I would attack that ass with the ferocity of a 20 foot Great White.

Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: The Ugly on July 19, 2015, 10:33:55 AM
Oh brother ::)

X2.

But that was a close f'n call, holy shit.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 10:36:46 AM
Fake

                                               PS : Coach falling for fake news again

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 19, 2015, 10:38:06 AM
I can't believe the dude didn't get bit.  The shark must have been trolling him for laughs.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: viking1 on July 19, 2015, 11:05:48 AM
It was two white sharks...  amazing!!!
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: forillagorilla on July 19, 2015, 11:09:59 AM
I have no sympathy for people who go in the ocean and get attacked. The ocean was not meant for splashing around.

Go in an animals natural habitat, get bitten, well, don't go in. Your fault.

Its like playing in the Sub-Saharan in Africa, getting attacked by a lion, then complaining.  ::) ::)

I have to agree... Surfers look an awful lot like "bait" to a hungry shark..  Black wetsuits... Hmmm - kinda like a seal ???  Smart
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: ritch on July 19, 2015, 11:13:39 AM
@SF1900!

Odd logic you give off here. So if a parachutist hits an eagle on his way down, should he not have been in the eagle's natural habitat of "the great sky space"

If people go camping, they're in the woods, therefore the animal kingdom, so they should be eaten alive and not given sympathy?
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: forillagorilla on July 19, 2015, 11:17:07 AM
of course it is. calling someone a gimmick is some butthurt bitch shit and then having a picture ready to pretend you dont care (but you care enough to go look for that picture) thats some big ass meltdown.
now go and cry for the sharks, the whales and grab yourself some soymilk you big baby.

It seriously affects you to be called a gimmick?? WTF does that even mean and why would anyone give a shit?
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 11:24:33 AM
@SF1900!

Odd logic you give off here. So if a parachutist hits an eagle on his way down, should he not have been in the eagle's natural habitat of "the great sky space"

If people go camping, they're in the woods, therefore the animal kingdom, so they should be eaten alive and not given sympathy?


How is that odd logic? Its odd logic to go swimming in an ocean where Great White sharks live.

I never said they should be eaten alive. I said if they are eaten alive, it is their own fault. Sorry, I just can't feel sorry for someone who willingly goes swimming where wildlife is.

Why would you WILLINGLY go swimming in the ocean where 4,000 pound animal lives? How is that exercising sound logic in any way? Would you go play in the sub-saharan desert where lions are? IF you decide to take a stroll through the sub-saharan and get eaten, should that elicit sympathy? Or, does it make sense to go camping where brown bears live? No. If you get attacked, well, what can I say?  ??? ???

Yet, you think its sound logic to camp or go swimming where these creatures live? lol. Okay, have fun with that!!

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ePyKVhFyPC4/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://franceshunter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/growling-bear_967.jpg)

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01236/shark_1236595c.jpg)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: The Ugly on July 19, 2015, 11:26:14 AM
@SF1900!

Odd logic you give off here. So if a parachutist hits an eagle on his way down, should he not have been in the eagle's natural habitat of "the great sky space"


Unfortunately, nature loses here. Bigger point seems to be, homo-whateverus really had no business venturing outside its cave.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: LittleJ on July 19, 2015, 11:26:28 AM
The shark was an Obama voter. Obama supporters are angry and violent, right Coach? Thanks Obama!
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: funk51 on July 19, 2015, 11:34:11 AM
Today I think..

https://www.facebook.com/WSL/videos/10153042682737058/
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 19, 2015, 11:36:41 AM
Fake

                                               PS : Coach falling for fake news again

Haven't you caught on? Coach is an expert on everything.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 11:36:50 AM
How is that odd logic? Its odd logic to go swimming in an ocean where Great White sharks live.

I never said they should be eaten alive. I said if they are eaten alive, it is their own fault. Sorry, I just can't feel sorry for someone who willingly goes swimming where wildlife is.

Why would you WILLINGLY go swimming in the ocean where 4,000 pound animal lives? How is that exercising sound logic in any way? Would you go play in the sub-saharan desert where lions are? IF you decide to take a stroll through the sub-saharan and get eaten, should that elicit sympathy? Or, does it make sense to go camping where brown bears live? No. If you get attacked, well, what can I say?  ??? ???

Yet, you think its sound logic to camp or go swimming where these creatures live? lol. Okay, have fun with that!!


Do you and 240 share accounts? Strikingly similar.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 19, 2015, 11:40:17 AM


(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ePyKVhFyPC4/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://franceshunter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/growling-bear_967.jpg)

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01236/shark_1236595c.jpg)


Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: _bruce_ on July 19, 2015, 11:40:53 AM
Surfers get eaten by sharks and sharks by getbiggers who greatly benefit from a nutritious double amino blast.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 19, 2015, 11:41:42 AM
Haven't you caught on? Coach is an expert on everything.

THE BEEF

That's one for the books.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: 240 is Back on July 19, 2015, 02:06:40 PM
The shark is more of a conservative than "frontrunner" "republican" Donald Trump.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 19, 2015, 02:51:04 PM
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.

Total Bull  >:(
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 19, 2015, 02:59:17 PM
Surfers get eaten by sharks and sharks by getbiggers who greatly benefit from a nutritious double amino blast.


Surfers respect sharks & killer whales , there is nothing like riding waves  8)

Surfers never blame sharks for attacks.

Sugar is far more dangerous.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Parker on July 19, 2015, 03:04:40 PM
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.
Yet, I think that they make more than competitive bodybuilders.

Also, on the going into the ocean thing. Man has no gills, and is incredibly awkward in water. Even the best swimmers are terrible. Animals that originated from land such as sea snakes, seals/sea lions have evolved to to be competent swimmers, but awkward on land.  And those mammals that have evolved from land animals and have permanently stayed in the ocean, cannot move on land. So, humans, even all the technology, are no match for species who have evolved to be, or have always been in the water. It's their realm, and we are sometimes very awkward and very unwanted guests.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 20, 2015, 07:54:17 AM
Surfers are all a bunch of brain dead liberal drug users that should get a fucking job.........brah.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 02:32:58 PM
Surfers are all a bunch of brain dead liberal drug users that should get a fucking job.........brah.

yeah right:  zillions of sponsors, tons of coins, free travel, slim young pussy in big numbers, free gear, living in endless summer, billion dollars sport .............

live your dream  8)



Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 20, 2015, 03:49:04 PM
These guys are surfing in Great White infested waters...lol
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 03:50:44 PM
These guys are surfing in Great White infested waters...lol

haha, yes, its like walking in the Sub-Saharan Desert and complaining when you get attacked by lions.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 20, 2015, 04:53:53 PM
haha, yes, its like walking in the Sub-Saharan Desert and complaining when you get attacked by lions.  :-\ :-\

I missed the part where the surfer was complaining   ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 05:01:50 PM
I missed the part where the surfer was complaining   ::)

I was speaking in general terms, dingus.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 20, 2015, 05:02:14 PM
Surfers are all a bunch of brain dead liberal drug users that should get a fucking job.........brah.

Pretty sure that one contest brought in $100k + more endorsements + and all of the Reef Girl pussy he could handle for the next 1000 years. Their next stop is next week here in HB for the US Open of Surfing.
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 20, 2015, 05:18:41 PM
I was speaking in general terms, dingus.
::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 05:20:36 PM
::)

I watched the video and the guy was thankful to be alive.

Nice try at trolling.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 20, 2015, 05:23:01 PM
the guy was thankful to be alive.

But  he  didn't  complain , did he ?
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 20, 2015, 05:25:22 PM
I forgot

 ::)
Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 05:27:31 PM
I forgot

 ::)

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Title: Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
Post by: che on July 20, 2015, 05:28:27 PM
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