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Title: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:14:54 PM
I need help guys, the short story is my ex girlfriend has been trying to fuck with my life for well over a year. I've been to the police repeatedly  (no good) and I haven't responded to anything in the whole time.

It's not like I can just go beat the shit out of her as I'd like, so trolls, how best to start fucking with her life without implicating myself?

This is genuine, getbiggers assemble!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: thegamechanger on July 20, 2015, 02:16:24 PM
what good would come outta going after her?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Simple Simon on July 20, 2015, 02:16:56 PM
I'm sure you will get some positive responses on this forum
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:17:41 PM
what good would come outta going after her?

As I've said, I've not responded in any way for over a year. It's not like she shows any sign whatsoever of stopping.

Why not give myself a little satisfaction?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Coffeed on July 20, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
The best revenge would be to become a TV personality then totally ignore her.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: bradistani on July 20, 2015, 02:19:00 PM
I need help guys, the short story is my ex girlfriend has been trying to fuck with my life for well over a year. I've been to the police repeatedly  (no good) and I haven't responded to anything in the whole time.

It's not like I can just go beat the shit out of her as I'd like, so trolls, how best to start fucking with her life without implicating myself?

This is genuine, getbiggers assemble!

i wouldn't bother tbh
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:19:04 PM
I'm sure you will get some positive responses on this forum

Given the mentality of some members here, I thought I might get some good ideas. Some people here thrive on this stuff.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Simple Simon on July 20, 2015, 02:20:26 PM
You could back me and pellius up in the underage thread and then e-mail her the link.
She's unlikely to contact you again if she's a true getbigger
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:20:56 PM
i wouldn't bother tbh

After 18 odd months of never ending bullshit, are you sure?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:22:27 PM
I'm not talking cutting break lines etc, just nuisance trolling techniques that'll make me chuckle.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Twaddle on July 20, 2015, 02:24:43 PM
The absolute first thing you should do is solicit an internet message board on how to fuck up her life.  That way it will all be documented in writing.   :D
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Skorp1o on July 20, 2015, 02:26:10 PM
She's being like this towards you cos she feels that you're a push over....a guy with no spine, no back bone, a sort of guy who always lets shit slide....like being owed a $100 bet.

It's time you grew some Wes like "cojones"...big thick juicy El Chapo certified "cojones" and confronted this whore full on like a real man should and bitch slap the kunt as if Sean Connery was your god and he was watching and giving you the look of approval.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: bradistani on July 20, 2015, 02:26:29 PM
ignoring her is already fucking her up inside
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Jizmonkey on July 20, 2015, 02:26:40 PM
Well, what I wouldn't do is give her any evidence to implicate yourself  by posting your intentions on a public message board.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:27:40 PM
I think you guys forget these are annonymous handles. Unless you're a Vince anyway.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Jizmonkey on July 20, 2015, 02:28:06 PM
The absolute first thing you should do is solicit an internet message board on how to fuck up her life.  That way it will all be documented in writing.   :D

Beat me to it!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2015, 02:28:47 PM
i wouldn't feel right about giving you good advice without seeing her gaping asshole first
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: tom joad on July 20, 2015, 02:32:41 PM
I need help guys, the short story is my ex girlfriend has been trying to fuck with my life for well over a year. I've been to the police repeatedly  (no good) and I haven't responded to anything in the whole time.

It's not like I can just go beat the shit out of her as I'd like, so trolls, how best to start fucking with her life without implicating myself?

This is genuine, getbiggers assemble!

does Xfactor know her?  maybe he can talk to her.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:33:32 PM
does Xfactor know her?  maybe he can talk to her.

I bet he doesn't  :D
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:35:07 PM
Well this was a waste of time. How disappointing. If only Avesher were here.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Devon97 on July 20, 2015, 02:35:44 PM
ignoring her is already fucking her up inside

This.

Seriously though, why doesnt she have another loser in her life by now?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2015, 02:37:02 PM
Be a man and lay down the law.  Don't hurt her.  Don't insult her.  Just be a confident man.  Show her a side of yourself she's never seen.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 20, 2015, 02:39:35 PM
I'm not talking cutting break lines etc, just nuisance trolling techniques that'll make me chuckle.

Have you posted any ads on CL with her information? Good place to start.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:39:42 PM
This.

Seriously though, why doesnt she have another loser in her life by now?

She may have, I have no idea. But she is batshit crazy. She once messaged me and my lady a picture of a still born baby claiming it was mine. A quick Google image search later and the poor kid was posted on the net before I even knew her.

Who the fuck pretends someone else's dead baby is theirs to harass somebody?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:41:01 PM
Have you posted any ads on CL with her information? Good place to start.


Good idea,  but is it international? I'm in the UK.

If not, anyone know a UK one similar?
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: dr.chimps on July 20, 2015, 02:41:37 PM
I need help guys, the short story is my ex girlfriend has been trying to fuck with my life for well over a year. I've been to the police repeatedly  (no good) and I haven't responded to anything in the whole time.

It's not like I can just go beat the shit out of her as I'd like, so trolls, how best to start fucking with her life without implicating myself?

This is genuine, getbiggers assemble!
Bad idea. Just start laying a paper trail -ie. make sure everyone you know knows she's the problem, so if it ever comes to something your ass is covered. Best of luck. Been there. Be smart.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 20, 2015, 02:42:30 PM
Good idea,  but is it international? I'm in the UK.

If not, anyone know a UK one similar?

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/  ;)
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2015, 02:42:32 PM
just ask yourself, what would Craig Titus do?



Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:44:24 PM
Bad idea. Just start laying a paper trail -ie. make sure everyone you know knows she's the problem, so if it ever comes to something your ass is covered. Best of luck. Been there. Be smart.

This is what I've been doing up until now. I've shown enough people the messages to show she's insane. I've got a record of everything.

She already tried to accuse me of rape. I took that straight to the police. They went to get her statement and surprise surprise she didn't want to press charges.

I'm going to have to get a court order but that takes time. I want to have some fun before then.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:45:50 PM
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/  ;)

Hahahah brilliant. Thanks  :-*
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 20, 2015, 02:47:46 PM
Hahahah brilliant. Thanks  :-*

Yeah post her info into every section you can find. Trannies, casual encounters, etc. You get the idea.

Maybe it is because I am a woman that I am more inclined to stuff like this. Haha
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Overload on July 20, 2015, 02:48:08 PM
Bad idea. Just start laying a paper trail -ie. make sure everyone you know knows she's the problem, so if it ever comes to something your ass is covered. Best of luck. Been there. Be smart.

This is actually useful information.  Ignore her and let every person know she's a crazy bitch who is stalking you.  Call her job and tell them about it.  Collect plenty of hard evidence to show people.

Don't act out towards her, you are male and will lose if anything happens.

The best thing you can do to steal her soul is completely ignore her, act like she doesn't exist.  After a while she will move on or it will consume her life to the point that she gets on drugs or kills herself.  Win / win.


8)
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: gmflex on July 20, 2015, 02:50:09 PM
I need help guys, the short story is my ex girlfriend has been trying to fuck with my life for well over a year. I've been to the police repeatedly  (no good) and I haven't responded to anything in the whole time.

It's not like I can just go beat the shit out of her as I'd like, so trolls, how best to start fucking with her life without implicating myself?

This is genuine, getbiggers assemble!


What has she done to you?
Trying to Gage how you should respond..
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:51:56 PM
This is actually useful information.  Ignore her and let every person know she's a crazy bitch who is stalking you.  Call her job and tell them about it.  Collect plenty of hard evidence to show people.

Don't act out towards her, you are male and will lose if anything happens.

The best thing you can do to steal her soul is completely ignore her, act like she doesn't exist.  After a while she will move on or it will consume her life to the point that she gets on drugs or kills herself.  Win / win.


8)

This is what I had been hoping for,  but it's got to the point where I've lost patience. I know the situation is incredibly sexist and we're it the other way around I'd have been in shit right away.

I'm still going to take the legal route and continue to ignore her and let her mess her own head up. But in the mean time I can have a little chuckle to myself over Craigslist.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Grape Ape on July 20, 2015, 02:52:36 PM
I would suggest BDB.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: dr.chimps on July 20, 2015, 02:53:00 PM
This is what I've been doing up until now. I've shown enough people the messages to show she's insane. I've got a record of everything.

She already tried to accuse me of rape. I took that straight to the police. They went to get her statement and surprise surprise she didn't want to press charges.

I'm going to have to get a court order but that takes time. I want to have some fun before then.
Again, bad idea. She's trouble. Give her the rope to hang herself. Nothing good will come out of you going after her. Save every e-mail, text, letter. DO NOT retaliate in any way. You will not win, or else it will be a Pyrrhic victory. Be the better person. Good luck.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:55:12 PM

What has she done to you?
Trying to Gage how you should respond..

Rape claims, fake pregnancies,  filthy rumours, repeated drive bys of my house, my gym, actually changed to my last gym after the police issued a warning, fake suicide stories. The list just goes on and on.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 02:56:42 PM
Again, bad idea. She's trouble. Give her the rope to hang herself. Nothing good will come out of you going after her. Save every e-mail, text, letter. DO NOT retaliate in any way. You will not win, or else it will be a Pyrrhic victory. Be the better person. Good luck.

I had agreed with all this up until tonight. Maybe I'll have a clearer head in the morning. Or maybe the police will finally do something.  :-\

Cheers.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: herefortheglitter on July 20, 2015, 02:59:29 PM
Rape claims, fake pregnancies,  filthy rumours, repeated drive bys of my house, my gym, actually changed to my last gym after the police issued a warning, fake suicide stories. The list just goes on and on.

File suit against her for slandering your name. Unfortunately I do not know how the courts work there but could probably help if you need to figure out how to phrase things to get the Court's attention.

Start keeping a journal of her antics. Keep details and have statements from those who know of her behavior on-hand in case she ever pulls some other shit and you actually get arrested.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 03:07:12 PM
File suit against her for slandering your name. Unfortunately I do not know how the courts work there but could probably help if you need to figure out how to phrase things to get the Court's attention.

Start keeping a journal of her antics. Keep details and have statements from those who know of her behavior on-hand in case she ever pulls some other shit and you actually get arrested.

I have everything recorded already. The police actually have 8 months worth of unsolicited messages. And copies of her acknowledging my telling her I wanted no further contact from her. But apparently that isn't harassment  (because I'm a big guy and she's the poor defenless woman). ::)

I'm going back up there in the morning, and to the court to get papers. What I'd like is for her to be charged with harassment and have an injunction issued.

Tonight's message included threats so maybe that'll spur their assess on.

My meltdown has passed, I'm rational and collected again. But Craigslist can be a backup if the legal system completely fails me.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: _aj_ on July 20, 2015, 03:10:24 PM
I have everything recorded already. The police actually have 8 months worth of unsolicited messages. And copies of her acknowledging my telling her I wanted no further contact from her. But apparently that isn't harassment  (because I'm a big guy and she's the poor defenless woman). ::)

I'm going back up there in the morning, and to the court to get papers. What I'd like is for her to be charged with harassment and have an injunction issued.

Tonight's message included threats so maybe that'll spur their assess on.

My meltdown has passed, I'm rational and collected again. But Craigslist can be a backup if the legal system completely fails me.

Is there a UK version of a restraining order? That seems like something less likely to end up causing you trouble.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 03:13:05 PM
What's your given name and her cell phone number?

I will text her and say, "hey Ken are you still meeting me at 7:00 tonight to bang out those college tramps? My dick is still raw from that fucking pool orgy on Saturday".

When she asks, "who is this", I will toss the burner phone and go silent.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 03:14:59 PM
Is there a UK version of a restraining order? That seems like something less likely to end up causing you trouble.

Yeah that's the injunction. Up until very recently I was under the impression I needed a lawyer to obtain one, and didn't want to spend hundreds on something caused by her.

It turns out I can do it all myself, so that's part of my plans for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 20, 2015, 03:47:51 PM
Pretend you are going to go through a sex change like Bruce Jenner. Then you can dress up like a girl and beat the shit out of her and the media will be on your side...
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 20, 2015, 03:53:53 PM
Again, bad idea. She's trouble. Give her the rope to hang herself. Nothing good will come out of you going after her. Save every e-mail, text, letter. DO NOT retaliate in any way. You will not win, or else it will be a Pyrrhic victory. Be the better person. Good luck.


THIS.

Think logically, Waller. Don't let your emotions rule you. Be smart.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 03:57:23 PM
Pretend you are going to go through a sex change like Bruce Jenner. Then you can dress up like a girl and beat the shit out of her and the media will be on your side...

Hahaha we have a winner  ;D
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 04:25:14 PM
Pretend you are going to go through a sex change like Bruce Jenner. Then you can dress up like a girl and beat the shit out of her and the media will be on your side...

Dress up like Rachel Dolezal, beat the shit out of her, and the media will call you a hero.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: wikkedonez on July 20, 2015, 05:59:34 PM
Tell her you have been busy since getting the AIDS test
and she might want to get checked out too...
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Tapeworm on July 20, 2015, 06:29:33 PM
I had good success hiring a lawyer to pen a letter to a stalkie neighbor.  Something with a legal firm's letterhead shows that you've involved other parties and are willing to take further action but doesn't come with the headache of involving the courts straight away.  Also demonstrates that you're not going to engage personally/emotionally, which is what she's aiming for by being a pest.  Yes there's a cost but this was money well spent for me.  And as said: keep records of everything with dates.

No excuse for not having a camera set up over the front door given the low cost these days.  Could make all the difference when she turns up drunk one night at 3 am and anything could happen.  Some bitches really do be krazy.

If you retaliate in any way then you're a fool.  I'm sure she has succeeded in upsetting you but ultimately what you want is to be left in peace.  The best revenge is living without a crazy person lurking in your shrubbery.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: wes on July 20, 2015, 06:32:51 PM
She's being like this towards you cos she feels that you're a push over....a guy with no spine, no back bone, a sort of guy who always lets shit slide....like being owed a $100 bet.

It's time you grew some Wes like "cojones"...big thick juicy El Chapo certified "cojones" and confronted this whore full on like a real man should and bitch slap the kunt as if Sean Connery was your god and he was watching and giving you the look of approval.
Damn right bro!!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: mr.turbo on July 20, 2015, 06:35:34 PM
I suspect you're not the type of fellow who is cut out for "dirty tricks"

I gather this relationship did not end amicably

sometimes the best solution is to sit down for lunch unless you're scared...?

 ;D
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2015, 06:35:38 PM
Have you posted any ads on CL with her information? Good place to start.


Fuck no. Cl tracks everything. She can trace it back to you in a heartbeat.  Easiest thing to do is admit you like the cock and come out of the closet.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: SquidVicious on July 20, 2015, 06:37:21 PM
I can help you but my special set of skills doesn't come cheap. Or you can just tell Avesher that's her in the cat stomping video and pass along her number.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Vince B on July 20, 2015, 06:37:32 PM
Rape claims, fake pregnancies,  filthy rumours, repeated drive bys of my house, my gym, actually changed to my last gym after the police issued a warning, fake suicide stories. The list just goes on and on.

I hope you listen to this. Put yourself in her position. What if she abandoned you and then never responded to you again? What if she was with someone else? Those two things can make someone desperate because there is little to no way to get you back. So what you did was make her want you more by abandoning her and not caring about her in any way. You made her fall more in love with you! So then she resorts to doing crazy stuff to try to get your attention.

She sounds like she has Borderline Personality Disorder. People with BPD don't handle being abandoned. They will also turn on you. It will be endless, one crazy thing after another.

What to do? Hard to say. But if you keep ignoring her you fuel whatever fire is burning in her heart. You used to be together so how come the total silence? She interprets this as your being heartless and uncaring. How could you do this to someone you cared for? Now you want to retaliate and make her suffer. I can tell you that unrequited love is very difficult to deal with. Her brain will be telling her to get you back no matter what and have children with you. She will be incapable of accessing her emotions so will seem crazy to you. Good luck.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: mr.turbo on July 20, 2015, 06:37:55 PM
She's being like this towards you cos she feels that you're a push over....a guy with no spine, no back bone, a sort of guy who always lets shit slide....like being owed a $100 bet.

It's time you grew some Wes like "cojones"...big thick juicy El Chapo certified "cojones" and confronted this whore full on like a real man should and bitch slap the kunt as if Sean Connery was your god and he was watching and giving you the look of approval.

agreed
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: SquidVicious on July 20, 2015, 06:56:28 PM
I'll throw you a bone. The best way to deal with a stalker is through Transference. Once she finds another man and falls madly in love with him, she'll transfer all of her psychotic behavior to him upon their breakup. Just be patient. If she's half decent looking, the next sucker is right around the corner.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Tapeworm on July 20, 2015, 07:39:41 PM
I hope you listen to this. Put yourself in her position. What if she abandoned you and then never responded to you again? What if she was with someone else? Those two things can make someone desperate because there is little to no way to get you back. So what you did was make her want you more by abandoning her and not caring about her in any way. You made her fall more in love with you! So then she resorts to doing crazy stuff to try to get your attention.

She sounds like she has Borderline Personality Disorder. People with BPD don't handle being abandoned. They will also turn on you. It will be endless, one crazy thing after another.

What to do? Hard to say. But if you keep ignoring her you fuel whatever fire is burning in her heart. You used to be together so how come the total silence? She interprets this as your being heartless and uncaring. How could you do this to someone you cared for? Now you want to retaliate and make her suffer. I can tell you that unrequited love is very difficult to deal with. Her brain will be telling her to get you back no matter what and have children with you. She will be incapable of accessing her emotions so will seem crazy to you. Good luck.

This is no time for trolling, V.  It's genuinely scary being stalked by a woman.  No one will take you seriously and you are very aware that she could get your door kicked in by police any time she feels like giving herself a black eye.

And what's with all the women with 'diagnosed disorders' out there?  Golly but there's a lot of them.  And they love having it!  "My Dr says I have _____!  I'm not responsible for my own misbehavior!"  Like it's a licence to be a pain in the ass.  Well bullshit.  This is what comes of a lifetime of zero consequences.  They'll do the most egregious shit and then twirl their pigtails and throw out an insincere apology.  It works like a charm over and over from the age of 6 and they're still out there in middle age doing the same old dance.  Wtf.  It's a disorder alright.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Vince B on July 20, 2015, 07:45:35 PM
Trolling? ::)
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Tapeworm on July 20, 2015, 07:48:59 PM
Don't try to talk him into making contact, man.  It's the last thing he should do.

Batten those hatches, Waller!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 08:04:29 PM
Thread chock full of beta pussies
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Vince B on July 20, 2015, 08:19:19 PM
Don't try to talk him into making contact, man.  It's the last thing he should do.

Batten those hatches, Waller!

What makes you so sure that is the best advice? When dealing with extreme behaviour it is never easy to know what is the best thing to do.

The woman sounds like the saying: 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. The op sounds like he is dealing with a rejected woman who

is retaliating for what she feels he did to her and her life. We don't know her side so how the heck can we give informed advice except not to

inflame an already disastrous situation. Getting even with her will point to him so he can't contemplate any Josh stuff!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 08:37:14 PM
What makes you so sure that is the best advice? When dealing with extreme behaviour it is never easy to know what is the best thing to do.

The woman sounds like the saying: 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. The op sounds like he is dealing with a rejected woman who

is retaliating for what she feels he did to her and her life. We don't know her side so how the heck can we give informed advice except not to

inflame an already disastrous situation. Getting even with her will point to him so he can't contemplate any Josh stuff!

Would you just fucking die already.....
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 08:43:45 PM
What makes you so sure that is the best advice? When dealing with extreme behaviour it is never easy to know what is the best thing to do.

The woman sounds like the saying: 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. The op sounds like he is dealing with a rejected woman who

is retaliating for what she feels he did to her and her life. We don't know her side so how the heck can we give informed advice except not to

inflame an already disastrous situation. Getting even with her will point to him so he can't contemplate any Josh stuff!

Vince, do you use your big, hairy belly to attract the ladies??
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 08:55:42 PM
Vince, do you use your big, hairy belly to attract the ladies??

Strange question for you to ask a closet homosexual
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 20, 2015, 09:07:02 PM
I'll throw you a bone. The best way to deal with a stalker is through Transference. Once she finds another man and falls madly in love with him, she'll transfer all of her psychotic behavior to him upon their breakup. Just be patient. If she's half decent looking, the next sucker is right around the corner.
^^
ACTUALLY he's right, the QUICKER she gets another man that's your ticket to freedom...
P.S.  Just be careful not to go out with the same "TYPE" of girl again, it's easier than you think to get into this trap!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: HTexan on July 20, 2015, 09:15:59 PM
Vince, do you use your big, hairy belly to attract the ladies??
Lol :D

Seriously tho, I wouldn't fuck with her, it will give her delusions that you still care about her.
I had a very similar thing happen with a crazy ex bitch. She would even ring my doorbell in the middle of the night and run away, this went on for 2 years. I was only with the bitch for a month too.  :-\
Cut her off
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2015, 09:19:49 PM
Strange question for you to ask a closet homosexual

I thought Vince was married at some point. Could be wrong though.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 09:21:41 PM
I thought Vince was married at some point. Could be wrong though.

So was Rock Hudson....
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Vince B on July 20, 2015, 09:22:47 PM
I thought Vince was married at some point. Could be wrong though.

Sobchak is a crazy mf. Hates this and hates that. My ex divorced me because of my interest in other women. No homo here!

What you Sobchak!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 20, 2015, 10:03:29 PM
Sobchak is a crazy mf. Hates this and hates that. My ex divorced me because of my interest in other women. No homo here!

What you Sobchak!

Do not believe one thing you say.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 10:18:46 PM
Rape claims, fake pregnancies,  filthy rumours, repeated drive bys of my house, my gym, actually changed to my last gym after the police issued a warning, fake suicide stories. The list just goes on and on.

Post her nudie images ASAP  ;)
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Vince B on July 20, 2015, 10:20:04 PM
Do not believe one thing you say.

Walter Sobchak is a great guy!
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 10:21:22 PM
Vince, do you use your big, hairy belly to attract the ladies??

 :D :D :D
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 10:22:33 PM
I thought Vince was married at some point. Could be wrong though.

His nick was CORNUTO  8)
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 10:23:58 PM
So was Rock Hudson....

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Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2015, 10:26:10 PM
Do not believe one thing you say.

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Title: Re: Please help
Post by: 240 is Back on July 20, 2015, 10:28:14 PM
Bang each of her "Top 8" MySpace friends.    In order from 8 to 1.



Love, 2007.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Henda on July 20, 2015, 10:34:54 PM
Obtain a jar of darkie semen and pre load a turkey baster with some. Then call her up and tell her you made a mistake leaving her and would like to reconcile immediately, go round and seduce her but instead of inserting your penis slyly slip the baster up there and blast enough up to ensure pregnancy, keep up the happy charade for 9 months by attending scans and being supportive, be at the birth and when the little darkie baby starts to emerge point and laugh hysterically and get the midwife to join in then promptly leave.She will from then on have to hide away through shame of having a little negro baby and perhaps even have to move to a town where shit like that is more acceptable and you will be well rid of her
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Waller on July 20, 2015, 11:37:21 PM
Cheers guys, some great ideas that'd make a Bond villain jealous.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Automation on July 21, 2015, 12:25:44 AM
Just set the cops on her. Start documenting the harassment and make a formal statement. All other options will eventually come back to bite you.
Title: Re: Please help
Post by: Tapeworm on July 21, 2015, 04:49:02 AM
What makes you so sure that is the best advice?

My extensive experience with krazy women.  As you can see, I've even formulated a theory.  Suffice to say that all advice other than my own is second best.

Everyone's an expert when it comes to women.  Ha!