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Title: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 21, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Huge milestone, great man,  hope to introduce him to my family one day.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 21, 2015, 09:45:09 PM
Huge milestone, great man,  hope to introduce him to my family one day.

I would gladly tuck his shirt in for him
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 21, 2015, 11:59:31 PM
One post for every whore he has "entered".
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 01:42:23 AM
20,000 reasons to exist.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Coffeed on July 22, 2015, 02:02:59 AM
This is proof that both dreams can come true and God exists.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Costanza on July 22, 2015, 02:08:26 AM
One of the bigger and better posters around these parts.

(http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/03/04/20/1/8923-lovely-brunette-big-boobs-in-this-animation.gif)
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Rambone on July 22, 2015, 02:13:20 AM
A man who doesn't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 22, 2015, 03:51:57 AM
He’s a 10-foot tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 22, 2015, 04:22:20 AM
I hope Tito's son will get to shake his hand one day.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: _aj_ on July 22, 2015, 04:32:46 AM
"Wash-ing-ton, Wash-ing-ton. Six-foot, eight weighs a fucking ton"

Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 22, 2015, 04:39:17 AM
He once wore a rattlesnake as a condom.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2015, 04:47:08 AM
Huge milestone, great man,  hope to introduce him to my family one day.

Thank you my friend
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Grape Ape on July 22, 2015, 04:51:13 AM
Great bodybuilding mind, poster, and man.

A trusted ally with whom I have fought off many malicious attacks from other sites.

We owe him plenty.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 22, 2015, 05:12:28 AM
Would share a non alcoholic beer and group massage with him any day.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: SuperTed on July 22, 2015, 06:16:32 AM
5,000 posts for strength
10,000 posts for mass
20,000 posts for cuts
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Army of One on July 22, 2015, 06:18:25 AM
Me and hulkotron are the only elite 20k+ in the thread, can the inferiors please disperse
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 06:20:20 AM
5,000 posts for strength
10,000 posts for mass
20,000 posts for cuts

A beautiful tribute.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 22, 2015, 06:25:47 AM
Me and hulkotron are the only elite 20k+ in the thread, can the inferiors please disperse

If your shitty threads were dispersed, how many posts would you have?
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 06:35:41 AM
Me and hulkotron are the only elite 20k+ in the thread, can the inferiors please disperse

Your best posts are quotes.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Nails on July 22, 2015, 06:47:36 AM
Keep up the good work stud
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2015, 07:00:41 AM
5,000 posts for strength
10,000 posts for mass
20,000 posts for cuts

Haha yes

This is actually a very accurate natural history of most posters on getbig.

- At first come on running their mouth about their tremendous strength, soon outed as a tit
- Starts eating/lifting heavy, thinks they are going to be "a bodybuilder" oh brother
- Eventually just goes for the health look
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 22, 2015, 07:01:51 AM
All the way heavy hitter & decent poster
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 07:06:29 AM
Haha yes

This is actually a very accurate natural history of most posters on getbig.

- At first come on running their mouth about their tremendous strength, soon outed as a tit
- Starts eating/lifting heavy, thinks they are going to be "a bodybuilder" oh brother
- Eventually just goes for the health look

Every now and then, a poster like Galeniko comes along, posts one picture and makes 1000 permabulkers regret the last 15 years of their lives  ;D
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 22, 2015, 07:17:37 AM
Every now and then, a poster like Galeniko comes along, posts one picture and makes 1000 permabulkers regret the last 15 years of their lives  ;D

Post a video of you sucking his dick and let us know how you really feel
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 07:18:53 AM
Post a video of you sucking his dick and let us know how you really feel

15 years is a long time, i'm sorry you had to go through it.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: chaos on July 22, 2015, 07:21:10 AM
Mahh nugga.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: njflex on July 22, 2015, 07:23:00 AM
Me and hulkotron are the only elite 20k+ in the thread, can the inferiors please disperse
AHEM... ;D...NICE HULKOTRON UPRIGHT ROWS IN UNITY...
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 22, 2015, 07:24:27 AM
15 years is a long time, i'm sorry you had to go through it.

Shit....I wish I was a permabulker.

I eat as much as I possibly can and gain 4 lbs a year max.

But this thread is about the greatness that is Hulkatron, not some greasy Greek gypsy
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: _aj_ on July 22, 2015, 07:26:12 AM
I heard that there was some disrespect for Galeniko (PBUH) going in in this thread...
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2015, 07:36:30 AM
I heard that there was some disrespect for Galeniko (PBUH) going in in this thread...

His business trip has been unusually long, may be in some new ventures.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 07:40:45 AM
His business trip has been unusually long, may be in some new ventures.

Have ISIS reached Dubai, India yet? I'm just wondering if he had to do some nutrition seminars for them or something.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Army of One on July 22, 2015, 08:26:51 AM
If your shitty threads were dispersed, how many posts would you have?

Who are you?
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 22, 2015, 08:28:35 AM
Who are you?

Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: evandatp on July 22, 2015, 11:32:20 AM
It would be an honour to owe him money.

I would drive through a red light at an intersection to celebrate it.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 22, 2015, 11:42:12 AM
An honorable man and an even better poster.

He is a good friend to GetBig.

"1"
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: dr.chimps on July 22, 2015, 11:59:03 AM
Yup. Once he decided to step up and cook with gasoline he's been a solid poster. Funny guy.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: wes on July 27, 2015, 01:09:17 AM
Here`s to another 20,000 !!  ;)
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on July 27, 2015, 08:55:37 AM
If you are about to read this and are wearing a hat, take it off and hold it in your hands; if you are not wearing a hat, make believe that you are (your crotch may serve as proxy, but only in front of your mother).

Most Esteemed Gentlemen and Innubile Slags, we have all seen examples of lesser men celebrate their execrable (in)capacities on Getbig, often following their insecurities down the road to selfie-destruction. But not this man. Modesty prohibits Chevalier Hulkotron from boorish boasting because one touched by the charism of nature's abundance has no need for affirmation from ill-bred pygmies, which is how most of you stand in relation to his colossal presence. He is indeed a man for all seasons (except basil), a most uncommon man: a hedgefox, whose amazing exploits are almost equal to his twisting, 3/4 back shot. Know your place and mind your tone.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Hulkotron on July 27, 2015, 09:02:24 AM
If you are about to read this and are wearing a hat, take it off and hold it in your hands; if you are not wearing a hat, make believe that you are (your crotch may serve as proxy, but only in front of your mother).

Most Esteemed Gentlemen and Innubile Slags, we have all seen examples of lesser men celebrate their execrable (in)capacities on Getbig, often following their insecurities down the road to selfie-destruction. But not this man. Modesty prohibits Chevalier Hulkotron from boorish boasting because one touched by the charism of nature's abundance has no need for affirmation from ill-bred pygmies, which is how most of you stand in relation to his colossal presence. He is indeed a man for all seasons (except basil), a most uncommon man: a hedgefox, whose amazing exploits are almost equal to his twisting, 3/4 back shot. Know your place and mind your tone.

An honor to have a man the stature of the Honorable Kahn N. Singh acknowledging my modest achievement.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: King Shizzo on July 27, 2015, 09:27:02 AM
Who  ???
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 27, 2015, 11:57:00 AM
Who  ???


You weren't invited to this party, fuck off.


Have a nice afternoon.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: _aj_ on July 27, 2015, 12:02:58 PM
Somehow, I went from celebrating 10K to over 12K.

I think that Shizzo is right and I might need an intervention.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 27, 2015, 10:00:42 PM
If you are about to read this and are wearing a hat, take it off and hold it in your hands; if you are not wearing a hat, make believe that you are (your crotch may serve as proxy, but only in front of your mother).

Most Esteemed Gentlemen and Innubile Slags, we have all seen examples of lesser men celebrate their execrable (in)capacities on Getbig, often following their insecurities down the road to selfie-destruction. But not this man. Modesty prohibits Chevalier Hulkotron from boorish boasting because one touched by the charism of nature's abundance has no need for affirmation from ill-bred pygmies, which is how most of you stand in relation to his colossal presence. He is indeed a man for all seasons (except basil), a most uncommon man: a hedgefox, whose amazing exploits are almost equal to his twisting, 3/4 back shot. Know your place and mind your tone.

Beautiful words written for a beautiful man.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Tapeworm on July 28, 2015, 04:02:47 AM
The only male porn star who can make the into the crotches angle closeup really sizzle for me.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: funk51 on July 28, 2015, 11:44:12 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 28, 2015, 01:40:49 PM
;D

Cedric Mcmillan looks small here..
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2015, 06:10:41 AM
Hulkotron is a beautiful man with a gorgeous cock.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2015, 09:01:26 PM
Hulkotron is a beautiful man with a gorgeous cock.

The above statement has been verified by my staff.
Title: Re: Congrats to Hulkotron: 20,000 posts
Post by: SF1900 on July 30, 2015, 09:04:47 PM
Solid poster.