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Title: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:01:15 PM
Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.

Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 04, 2015, 02:02:12 PM
Please go away.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:04:58 PM
Please go away.

So you have broken your succession of what 50 orange avatars and now have a blue one? Have you changed gender or have something important happened lately?
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:15:56 PM
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha

And god wanted that of course?  8)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: HTexan on August 04, 2015, 02:16:05 PM
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha
Truth. It feels great. Not as good as pussy tho imo.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: hench on August 04, 2015, 02:17:58 PM
bang on
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2015, 02:28:46 PM
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha


Any JOBS interviews today  8)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:33:37 PM

Any JOBS interviews today  8)

He came up with the flattering nick "Fapper" so I think he did enough creative thinking for one day  ;D

Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:38:20 PM
I do alright for myself.  That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL. 
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:54:54 PM
I do alright for myself.  That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL. 

All fun and games. I don't correlate employment with post frequency in that case I would be out of a job too.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2015, 03:34:39 PM
I do alright for myself.  That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL. 

Black Jeezuuss is unemployable too                                                                                   :D
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: HTexan on August 04, 2015, 04:03:28 PM
I do alright for myself.  That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL. 
What do you do?
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: deadz on August 04, 2015, 04:09:26 PM
What do you do?
Military benefits and free rent in his Aunt's basement.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Sokolsky on August 04, 2015, 04:13:58 PM
Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.



Not sure how looking at a butthole and penetrating a butthole corelate? Surely evolution would have favored guys penetrating the vagina, rather than the anus, seeing as the latter doesn't produce offspring. Unless you have conclusive evidence supporting your idea, it's not quite a theory. Nor is it very plausible.

Besides, I believe there has already been conclusive studies amongst primates where analsex is attributed to dominance and/or pleasure. Cannot be bothered to look it up.

LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.
Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha

Athiests and theists both suffer from the same issue when it comes to their 'belief'; 1. If evolution occured; how did fuckups like you still make it in the genepool? 2. Conversely, surely had God created all, he must've upheld greater ideals than your being.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 04, 2015, 04:29:46 PM
Power... control... domination.  No other reasons.

Evolution? -lol
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 04, 2015, 04:40:59 PM
Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.




When Aunt Flo is in town, it makes a great alternative. Plus, it's generally very tight. Evolution though ? Don't know about that one.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: wes on August 04, 2015, 04:41:54 PM
Power... control... domination.  No other reasons.

Evolution? -lol
^^^THIS
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: forillagorilla on August 04, 2015, 04:42:39 PM
What do you do?

What exactly do YOU do?? I bet you are a real winner - lol
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 04, 2015, 04:56:44 PM
And god wanted that of course?  8)

You mean Wiggs' inner troll
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Never1AShow on August 04, 2015, 08:54:48 PM
For 99 percent of all human history sex was primarily doggy style.  Missionary is only a very recent invention.  See the movie Quest for Fire or Season 1 of Game of Thrones for realistic portrayals.  So butthole prominence is the natural state for sex. 
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2015, 10:43:57 PM
You mean Wiggs' inner troll

Wiggy was kicked out from Male Nursing School  ;D

Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2015, 10:47:26 PM
Military benefits and free rent in his Aunt's basement.

No more nursing career 4 Milton  :'(
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 05, 2015, 12:01:20 AM
Not sure how looking at a butthole and penetrating a butthole corelate? Surely evolution would have favored guys penetrating the vagina, rather than the anus, seeing as the latter doesn't produce offspring. Unless you have conclusive evidence supporting your idea, it's not quite a theory. Nor is it very plausible.

Besides, I believe there has already been conclusive studies amongst primates where analsex is attributed to dominance and/or pleasure. Cannot be bothered to look it up.

Athiests and theists both suffer from the same issue when it comes to their 'belief'; 1. If evolution occured; how did fuckups like you still make it in the genepool? 2. Conversely, surely had God created all, he must've upheld greater ideals than your being.

Call it a hypothesis then. Or a thought.

It's not like I am laying this out to a science community  ;D

Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 05, 2015, 12:07:59 AM
For 99 percent of all human history sex was primarily doggy style.  Missionary is only a very recent invention.  See the movie Quest for Fire or Season 1 of Game of Thrones for realistic portrayals.  So butthole prominence is the natural state for sex. 

Doesn't surprise me.

And with an asshole staring at you, it has to be desirable. Guys lick assholes, that is not dominance, vice versa. It's obsession with the vision of woman parts. It's not the taste you lick for. Very primal..
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: James28 on August 05, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
Not into it at all. I've only ever done it properly with one partner purely for the sake of doing it to see the big deal. We must've done it 20 times in total and I never took to it. She much preferred it to vaginal sex hence the relatively high number.

What I did notice however is that the more we done it the easier it became for her. No easing it in, just slam it in with one thrust. Then there was a time we didn't see each other for a few months. She didn't have anal during that time. When we had sex again and tried anal again, she couldn't do it.

But anyway, not my thing at all. You guys crack on with it.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Yamcha on August 05, 2015, 03:35:29 AM
Sodomy
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: HTexan on August 05, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
What exactly do YOU do?? I bet you are a real winner - lol
Speak went spoken to gimmick bitch.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 10:31:20 AM
Not into it at all. I've only ever done it properly with one partner purely for the sake of doing it to see the big deal. We must've done it 20 times in total and I never took to it. he much preferred it to oral sex hence the relatively high number.

What I did notice however is that the more we done it the easier it became for him. No easing it in, just slam it in with one thrust. Then there was a time we didn't see each other for a few months. I didn't have anal during that time. When we had sex again and tried anal again, I couldn't do it.

But anyway, not my thing at all. You guys crack on with it.

Fixed
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: pissant on August 05, 2015, 10:32:10 AM
assshole sex feels so good. Nothing better than being high on coke/adderal and viagra while fucking an asshole. So tight...so nasty. Cumming inside an asshole feels amazing.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Nether Animal on August 05, 2015, 10:36:45 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/470cdf70aabce37193a14f704f99d545/tumblr_mg2qf0Kfik1raxxauo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: pissant on August 05, 2015, 10:51:25 AM
my goal is to get a girl to anal prolapse and fuck her asshole back inside her body. SO FUCKING HOT
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: residue on August 05, 2015, 11:20:52 AM
too much prep time;

it's hard to go from making out on the couch to her having to go to the bathroom and douche her asshole out. not while a perfectly good pussy is right there

On special occasions where it's established there's gonna be fucking and she's able to prep it's fine and dandy.

This obviously is invalidated by coke, liquor, molly or ketamine or anything else that doesn't make you give a fuck about some shit on your dick
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: ritch on August 05, 2015, 11:23:21 AM
too much prep time;

it's hard to go from making out on the couch to her having to go to the bathroom and douche her asshole out. not while a perfectly good pussy is right there

On special occasions where it's established there's gonna be fucking and she's able to prep it's fine and dandy.

This obviously is invalidated by coke, liquor, molly or ketamine or anything else that doesn't make you give a fuck about some shit on your dick

So true, everything said here is spot on!!!
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Noel Fuller on August 05, 2015, 12:00:13 PM
I was dating this beautiful girl, she was pretty young and we had only been seeing each other a couple of weeks, we get back to my place and as we start she looks at me with these big round eyes and tells me shes on her period, couple of seconds of silence  looks really shy and she whispers, you can do me in the butt if you want, I bet I was the only guy in the gym who couldn't wait for her time of the month....
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 05, 2015, 12:13:29 PM
I was dating this beautiful girl, she was pretty young and we had only been seeing each other a couple of weeks, we get back to my place and as we start she looks at me with these big round eyes and tells me shes on her period, couple of seconds of silence  looks really shy and she whispers, you can do me in the butt if you want, I bet I was the only guy in the gym who couldn't wait for her time of the month....

Was his name Rory from Global gym?

Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: SuperTed on August 05, 2015, 12:15:39 PM
Never had anal and probably never will. Sticking my cock in a chick's ass just doesn't appeal to me. Strange really, considering I love sticking my tongue up chick's asses. :D
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: ritch on August 05, 2015, 12:17:24 PM
Never had anal and probably never will. Sticking my cock in a chick's ass just doesn't appeal to me. Strange really, considering I love sticking my tongue up chick's asses. :D

That is beyond weird as your dick can't taste shit, but your tongue can!
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: SuperTed on August 05, 2015, 12:45:49 PM
That is beyond weird as your dick can't taste shit, but your tongue can!

LOL. I make sure the anus is very clean before I do it. :D
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: 240 is Back on August 05, 2015, 01:02:03 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/470cdf70aabce37193a14f704f99d545/tumblr_mg2qf0Kfik1raxxauo1_500.gif)

we need a thread titled "Why girls like anal".
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: residue on August 05, 2015, 01:21:09 PM
we need a thread titled "Why girls like anal".
because they didnt have dads\had a touchy uncle
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: pissant on August 05, 2015, 01:52:07 PM
too much prep time;

it's hard to go from making out on the couch to her having to go to the bathroom and douche her asshole out. not while a perfectly good pussy is right there

On special occasions where it's established there's gonna be fucking and she's able to prep it's fine and dandy.

This obviously is invalidated by coke, liquor, molly or ketamine or anything else that doesn't make you give a fuck about some shit on your dick

so true I never really crave anal unless im fucked up on something then its like an obsession. I MUST GET INSIDE IT. Even if a girl is resisting ill try to sweet talk her and be like only the tip baby, only a finger baby, please baby, i need it baby. THen BAM full on ass raping her while shes crying and telling me to get off. Once you are inside a good ass hole though its like a vice grip I dont wanna come out unless she starts punching me or screaming full volume.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: _bruce_ on August 05, 2015, 01:56:57 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/470cdf70aabce37193a14f704f99d545/tumblr_mg2qf0Kfik1raxxauo1_500.gif)

What a whore.
Only saving grace is her delicious bottom.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 01:59:30 PM
so true I never really crave anal unless im fucked up on something then its like an obsession. I MUST GET INSIDE IT. Even if a girl is resisting ill try to sweet talk her and be like only the tip baby, only a finger baby, please baby, i need it baby. THen BAM full on ass raping her while shes crying and telling me to get off. Once you are inside a good ass hole though its like a vice grip I dont wanna come out unless she starts punching me or screaming full volume.

and pellius is the bad guy.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 05, 2015, 02:03:42 PM
and pellius is the bad guy.

Difference is , that's a gimmick and UnclePellius isn't.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 02:05:27 PM
Difference is , that's a gimmick and UnclePellius isn't.
ah..thats OK then.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 05, 2015, 02:07:51 PM
ah..thats OK then.

" I'm not here to judge "  ;)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 05, 2015, 02:08:08 PM
sounds like a loaded question
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 02:13:46 PM
" I'm not here to judge "  ;)


 ;D
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: _bruce_ on August 05, 2015, 02:15:02 PM
sounds like a loaded question

Loaded with Manure - rich in fiber.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 02:19:54 PM
sounds like a loaded question
sounds like a statement to me.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: pissant on August 05, 2015, 02:31:37 PM
Difference is these are grown women who can make logical choices but choose to do coke off my cock and get their asshole rammed.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 02:43:57 PM
Difference is these are grown women who can make logical choices but choose to do coke off my cock and get their asshole rammed.
No, difference is its all a figment of your imagination.
(https://germantowntimes.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/hairy-fat-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: chaos on August 05, 2015, 03:54:18 PM
Be There flocking to any kind of sexual perversion thread he can find on getbig. :-\
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 05, 2015, 04:06:44 PM
Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.



Re: Why guys like anal



Where is Tbumz to answer this provocative question?
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Army of One on August 05, 2015, 04:14:07 PM
Re: Why guys like anal



Where is Tbumz to answer this provocative question?

He already answered it in his legendary quote
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 05, 2015, 04:19:25 PM
He already answered it in his legendary quote

Deep Tissue Massage  :-X
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: che on August 05, 2015, 07:08:00 PM
I've only ever done it properly

too much prep time;


 ::)  oh brother
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2015, 11:15:30 PM
Be There flocking to any kind of sexual perversion thread he can find on getbig. :-\
Yes, its just me in this thread isnt it.

No one else here at all.

Notice you are here to.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Papper on August 05, 2015, 11:26:15 PM
Thread went from christians soiling their thong over the thought of evolution to a deep exploration of getbiggers anal prep techniques lol...

Three pages shows a clear interest in anal sex  8)
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: ritch on August 05, 2015, 11:32:30 PM
Loaded with Manure - rich in fiber.

Talking about dlb again are we?

Get it? Because she's a horse! ahahaha....
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: syntaxmachine on August 06, 2015, 10:06:04 AM
I think that the psychological aspects of anal gapage are far more salient for me than the physiological: the opportunity to slowly slide one's well-lubed G-tingler into a woman's poopenschaft seems like a reward of sorts; additionally, there is a tinge of domination not necessarily apparent in vaginal sex when one pounds away and drops a load deep into the hole of the butt.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: residue on August 06, 2015, 10:10:34 AM
I think that the psychological aspects of anal gapage are far more salient for me than the physiological: the opportunity to slowly slide one's well-lubed G-tingler into a woman's poopenschaft seems like a reward of sorts; additionally, there is a tinge of domination not necessarily apparent in vaginal sex when one pounds away and drops a load deep into the hole of her butt.

my favourite part is the text the next day when after she's had her morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Waller on August 06, 2015, 10:12:32 AM
my favourite part is the text the next day when after she's had her morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"

Possibly the most romantic thing a woman can say to a man.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Army of One on August 06, 2015, 10:13:28 AM
my favourite part is the text the next day when after she's had her morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"

Lol, I've actually had this text
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Waller on August 06, 2015, 10:30:38 AM
Lol, I've actually had this text

Was he cute?
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Grape Ape on August 06, 2015, 10:38:51 AM
my favourite part is the text the next day when after she's had her morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"

OMR has written a legendary post on this subject.

Ruined glazed donuts forever for me.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: HTexan on August 06, 2015, 12:44:08 PM
my favourite part is the text the next day when after she's had her morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"
Eww. Condoms , easier clean up
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Fortress on August 06, 2015, 02:09:40 PM
Have never enagaged in anal sex and likely never will. Just not my thing. 
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: SamoanIrishman on August 06, 2015, 03:08:28 PM
LOL.  You mean that THEORY that's never been proven?  That Evolution?  There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.


Evolution.  Hahahahahahahaha

Truth
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: mazrim on August 06, 2015, 03:25:03 PM
My 2cents.....repulsive/gross and have no understanding of how anyone would desire to do that.

The first guy who did it was obviously not desiring female relations and was just going for whoever was around at the time the impulse came upon him.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: BigRo on August 07, 2015, 12:04:05 AM
"my favourite part is the text the next day when after he's had his morning coffee that reads "i just pooed out a gallon of your cum"

Lol, I've actually had this text

I,m sure you have.
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Simple Simon on August 07, 2015, 12:06:05 AM
Lol, I've actually sent this text
fixed
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 07, 2015, 01:58:26 AM
Please go away.

Papper ÄGER! Hajjar du?


Han e lugn...


HAN E LUGN SA JAG!!!!!!!!ONE!!
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 07, 2015, 02:13:15 AM
Papper ÄGER! Hajjar du?


Han e lugn...


HAN E LUGN SA JAG!!!!!!!!ONE!!

I guess Dr Snuggles followed his own advise
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: HTexan on August 07, 2015, 04:27:14 PM
fixed
;D
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Stan Diego on August 07, 2015, 05:08:11 PM
I just spoke with Vince G, CSN MFT.

While he admits he's an expert on this subject, he cannot comment until he gets the OK from his Blackstone Labs sponsors
Title: Re: Why guys like anal
Post by: Waller on August 07, 2015, 05:14:02 PM
I just spoke with Vince G, CSN MFT.

While he admits he's an expert on this subject, he cannot comment until he gets the OK from his Blackstone Labs sponsors

Hi Vince.