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Title: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 17, 2015, 08:13:12 AM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: njflex on August 17, 2015, 08:14:25 AM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.
:o
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2015, 08:15:25 AM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

You do realise that when trying out metrosexual fad beverages, you don't have to take them as an enema, right?
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2015, 08:16:22 AM
Mods, please move this to the "Bowel Movement" board.  >:(
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2015, 08:17:25 AM
Cyp stepping on my lines in this thread.  >:(


Then add some fucking wheat germ.  What do I care.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: thegamechanger on August 17, 2015, 08:17:47 AM
so youre not just making shitty threads, you shit all over.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Grape Ape on August 17, 2015, 08:26:12 AM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

My brother has been doing that as breakfast for the last two months.

I have had the coconut oil shits on multiple occasions, even using it when the post surgery Oxy backed me up for three days. 

I tried his coffee (uses the much more expensive MCT oil from Amazon) the day of a Spartan Race and had no ill effects.  Tastes awesome after being blended.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Twaddle on August 17, 2015, 08:36:21 AM
Thought this thread was about Vince Goodrum.   :-\   :D
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2015, 08:45:59 AM
My sister the chef, put this on her website 6 months or so back. I was surprised how good it tastes though - just whizzed up a double espresso on the ol' bean to cup machine, and added a 'knob' of salted butter - mmmmm.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2015, 08:48:22 AM
My sister the chef, put this on her website 6 months or so back. I was surprised how good it tastes though - just whizzed up a double espresso on the ol' bean to cup machine, and added a 'knob' of salted butter - mmmmm.

Yes, you are quite the 'knob' connoisseur.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2015, 08:51:45 AM
Yes, you are quite the 'knob' connoisseur.

Yes, my culinary motto (and motto in general life also) is "Big knobs are the best!"
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Hulkotron on August 17, 2015, 09:03:09 AM
You do realise that when trying out metrosexual fad beverages, you don't have to take them as an enema, right?

I came here to make a post along these lines but I see it is unnecessary.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: mr.turbo on August 17, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
this is when you need the legendary power toilet
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2015, 12:09:33 PM
this is when you need the legendary power toilet

I replaced all 4 of the toilets in my house with these bitches:

(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/1000/6f/6f0b0b8a-2fc3-409e-877a-e0c1dd4ab4f9_1000.jpg)

Big bowl, power height, and air-assist water-blast of peace.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: mr.turbo on August 17, 2015, 12:27:36 PM
I replaced all 4 of the toilets in my house with these bitches:

(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/1000/6f/6f0b0b8a-2fc3-409e-877a-e0c1dd4ab4f9_1000.jpg)

Big bowl, power height, and air-assist water-blast of peace.

a must have for ALL powershitting getbiggers
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: falco on August 17, 2015, 12:30:16 PM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

Thanks for sharing bro.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Damo on August 17, 2015, 01:49:17 PM
Thread title could have made for the greatest thread EVER. Unfortunate fail.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 17, 2015, 01:51:36 PM
I was not expecting a coffee thread when I clicked.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 17, 2015, 01:53:37 PM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

any chance you can let out your buttjuice in an explosion on Goodrum's face and upload a video of it?
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: wes on August 17, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
This weeks thread of shit!! 
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Waller on August 17, 2015, 01:58:53 PM
This weeks thread of shit!! 

This thread reeks of shit.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 17, 2015, 02:32:43 PM
Butter + oil + coffee =  ::)  :P :-\
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 17, 2015, 04:37:23 PM
If they ever start THAT board, I hope to be generous supporter and charter member.

& Basile must be moderator  :D
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: andreisdaman on August 17, 2015, 04:55:35 PM
I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

Disappointed............ ........................ .........I thought this was going to be an anal thread :D
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: stuntmovie on August 17, 2015, 06:22:37 PM
42 oz. $13.50 + $5 shipping..... AMAZON

Looks like Amazon sells everything nowadays

Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 17, 2015, 06:25:27 PM
Disappointed.............................................I thought this was going to be an anal thread :D

Pretty sure we all did man.  :-\
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Slik on August 17, 2015, 08:07:27 PM
42 oz. $13.50 + $5 shipping..... AMAZON

Looks like Amazon sells everything nowadays


this is what I use and have used for years. Never caused me any stomach distress at all. Nor does coconut oil.  On the other hand just one ounce of milk and I'm in trouble. Everyone is different.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: lilhawk1 on August 17, 2015, 10:20:48 PM
I replaced all 4 of the toilets in my house with these bitches:

(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/1000/6f/6f0b0b8a-2fc3-409e-877a-e0c1dd4ab4f9_1000.jpg)

Big bowl, power height, and air-assist water-blast of peace.

I have that exact toilet.  It will flush a basketball.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: 240 is Back on August 17, 2015, 10:26:06 PM
Mods, please move this to the "Bowel Movement" board.  >:(

We call that the Politics Board
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: sync pulse on August 18, 2015, 01:02:11 AM
I always wondered if they make toilets with a food disposal type device. It would be a great idea  ;D

Yes...they do...it is called a "macerator"

There are two forms:

A) There are ones meant for whole houses. They are used in communities with pumped-pressurized sewers. They appear like small septic tanks.  The have a macerator/pump combination that grinds the ...."solids" into a "slurry".  Some commmunities that use pumped sewerage systems have several houses share one macerator.  

The advantage of pumping sewerage instead of gravity sewers:
So the cost of building sewers is greatly reduced.
On the downside....somewhere a Bhubba with a backhoe is going to pierce the thing and sewerage will come rushing out under pressure.



B) The second form are the toilets meant for basements..

Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: Jeffro on August 18, 2015, 02:35:14 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about tbombz' gaping anus   ???
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 18, 2015, 02:39:23 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about tbombz' gaping anus   ???

you are not the only one who is disappointed (no homo)
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: _bruce_ on August 18, 2015, 04:00:41 PM
Sad excuse for a thread - I was expecting high res pictures that NASSA has taken of the Mayor's ever widening sphincter.
Title: Re: Supermassive brown holes
Post by: _aj_ on August 18, 2015, 04:12:36 PM
Sad excuse for a thread - I was expecting high res pictures that NASSA has taken of the Mayor's ever widening sphincter.

When you wrote NASSA instead of NASA, it reminded me of this brilliant video, done Ken Burns style. The old Negro Space Program.