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Title: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 18, 2015, 02:39:25 PM
do all of you have this thing where you suck each others dicks to portray yourselves as "circle jerkers" ready and "hard"

Nearly all I see talk some dirty sex talk and say how they are "bum chums" and blah blah. Then the instance they think their butt holes might get exposed they run for the hills like old trannies running from Wes at the blue light special at KMart.

heres what I gather from the Americans--lots of guys who cant get it up for themselves let alone  flap their own cocks.
Title: Re: A Question For All You American People?
Post by: mr.turbo on August 18, 2015, 02:44:24 PM
good luck with your home renos

make sure to make the adjustments to the specs to allow for you upcoming height *enhancements*

 ;D
Title: Re: A Question For All You American People?
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 18, 2015, 02:47:00 PM
good luck with your home renos

make sure to make the adjustments to the specs to allow for you upcoming height *enhancements*

 ;D

Haha excellent point, totally missed that. ;D
Title: Re: A Question For All You American People?
Post by: obsidian on August 18, 2015, 02:48:38 PM
do all of you have this thing where you suck each others dicks to portray yourselves as "circle jerkers" ready and "hard"

Nearly all I see talk some dirty sex talk and say how they are "bum chums" and blah blah. Then the instance they think their butt holes might get exposed they run for the hills like old trannies running from Wes at the blue light special at KMart.

heres what I gather from the Americans--lots of guys who cant get it up for themselves let alone  flap their own cocks.
Have you chosen your glory hole trims yet? Will it be brushed nickel or brass or gold? Are you having one installed in all your rooms? Did you choose the cushions for each floor so your knees will be well padded when you service the holes the first time?
Title: Re: A Question For All You American People?
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 18, 2015, 02:54:00 PM
Have you chosen your glory hole trims yet? Will it be brushed nickel or brass or gold? Are you having one installed in all your rooms? Did you choose the cushions for each floor so your knees will be well padded when you service the holes the first time?

In all absolute seriousness as creative as that was there was one actual major sexual consideration I was pondering.

I was undecided if to carpet the bedroom or to wood floor it.

I choose wood floor cos I thought golden showers and water sports would fuck up the carpets
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: SF1900 on August 18, 2015, 03:22:47 PM
Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 18, 2015, 03:32:07 PM
I am a survivor, I take on life like a natural fighter
I am a survivor I just shine my spark and my days get brighter..
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: SF1900 on August 18, 2015, 03:36:05 PM
I am a survivor, I take on life like a natural fighter
I am a survivor I just shine my spark and my days get brighter..


Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 18, 2015, 03:38:50 PM
Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo

I am so in love with her.
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: The Ugly on August 18, 2015, 03:48:14 PM
Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo

Pretty close. Nailed the grandiose delusions and pathological mood swings. But too grammatically correct ... no third-grade spelling - work on the illiteracy.
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: SF1900 on August 18, 2015, 03:57:12 PM
Pretty close. Nailed the grandiose delusions and pathological mood swings. But too grammatically correct ... no third-grade spelling - work on the illiteracy.

lol. Yes, Uncle Junior is almost as bad as Navy Mike when it comes to grammar  :-\ :-\

But I am glad I captured the grandiose delusions and pathological mood swings. It's what makes junior, junior.
Title: Re: A Question For All You Canadian/North American People?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 18, 2015, 10:46:46 PM
Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo
:D


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