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Getbig Main Boards => Politics and Political Issues Board => Topic started by: Dos Equis on August 18, 2015, 04:23:59 PM
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Thought this was pretty funny. :)
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http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/quiz-are-you-a-democrat-a-republican-or-a-redneck
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Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, and Jill Stein walk into a Russian bar . . . .
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Political Jokes? I've got one... Hillary Rodham Clinton
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Anytime Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters speak . . . .
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Lyin' Lion Ted's Redemption arc is really enjoyable!
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Apparently both you and James Woods forgot that Obama took the following action against Russia
Action that Trump criticized and wanted to reverse (no collusion though - don't ever think that)
The administration described Russia's involvement as "Significant Malicious Cyber-Enabled Activities" and sanctioned four Russian individuals and five Russian entities for what it said was election interference. The administration also ordered 35 Russian diplomats to leave the country and two Russian compounds are being closed.
Then of course Congress overwhelming passed even more sanctions which Trump is required by law to initiate but he hasn't done it yet
but of course still "no collusion" by Trump with Russia
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Apparently both you and James Woods forgot that Obama took the following action against Russia
Action that Trump criticized and wanted to reverse (no collusion though - don't ever think that)
Then of course Congress overwhelming passed even more sanctions which Trump is required by law to initiate but he hasn't done it yet
but of course still "no collusion" by Trump with Russia
which side of the red line was this on?
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which side of the red line was this on?
red line meaning the election or something else?
No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election
Here's a better question for you
What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/
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red line meaning the election or something else?
No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election
Here's a better question for you
What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/
Prevent what from happening again? Internet trolls?
Guess we could close off our internet kinda like China; but that is a little overkill since "the operation had no impact on the outcome of the election".
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Prevent what from happening again? Internet trolls?
Guess we could close off our internet kinda like China; but that is a little overkill since "the operation had no impact on the outcome of the election".
That picture is funny. And true.
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Oh snap. lol
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Oh snap. lol
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This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?
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This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?
When has the left and the media ever waited for a court conviction to blast a repub? Kavanaugh ring a bell?
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This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?
Thank you Buzz Killington. That's why I posted it in the jokes thread.
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red line meaning the election or something else?
No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election
Here's a better question for you
What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/
Quit using PolitiFact or snopes, or just about any "fact" finding rag as a resource, you come off even dumber than you already are.
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Thank you Buzz Killington. That's why I posted it in the jokes thread.
The NPC thing is real. Liberals really are like programmed bots that can't pick up on sarcasm...or correlation apparently.
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The NPC thing is real. Liberals really are like programmed bots that can't pick up on sarcasm...or correlation apparently.
Tell me about it.
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"Fox just announced it has cancelled Empire. I really hope Jussie doesn't beat himself up over this."
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Joe Biden: I'm leading Donald Trump by a landslide in a new poll.
Hillary Clinton: Been there, done that.
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CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College
October 28th, 2019
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U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.
The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-uncovers-evidence-hero-dog-sniffed-butts?fbclid=IwAR2XTotjdoVd41Im3Xix2Xl_Kl4XRIuMzmHpUwY7lcA4QSwocBaBiYm115c
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Trump mockery of Christie's weight takes a turn after audience member chimes in: 'Don't call him a fat pig'
'Christie — he's eating right now. He can't be bothered,' Trump joked at New Hampshire campaign stop
By Brandon Gillespie | Fox News
Published August 8, 2023
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-mockery-chris-christie-weight-audience-member-fat-pig
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White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-Treaters
Oct 30, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now. According to sources, the President and First Lady accidentally handed out fresh-cut bags of cocaine to trick-or-treaters at the South Lawn of the White House instead of candy, endangering both children and poll numbers.
"Dagnabbit, I grabbed the wrong basket again," said a frustrated Biden upon realizing he had already distributed his son Hunter's stash to the entire neighborhood. "Ah well... anyway, prick or preet, kids, have fun!"
According to eyewitnesses, Dr. Jill Biden then sprang into action. "Oh no, Joe! Crack is bad for kids!" she said. "I know that because I am a real doctor!" She then began chasing down children and swatting baskets out of their hands, leaving dozens of traumatized children crying on the White House lawn.
The weeping children attracted the attention of Secret Service agents who proceeded to seal off exits and haphazardly search through bags of Halloween candy.
"Whoa whoa whoa, not so fast, pal!" shouted Special Agent Vince Stallone as he slammed a 7-year-old kid in a Mandalorian costume to the ground. "This is some top-shelf blow, kid. You're going to jail!"
At publishing time, the Secret Service had confirmed they have no leads as to where the cocaine may have come from.
Their culture is not your costume. DO NOT appropriate ghost, zombie, or vampire culture this Halloween.
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-accidentally-hands-out-plastic-baggies-of-cocaine-to-trick-or-treaters
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I missed this one from a few years ago.
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Funny, but crazy.
Trump says he has ‘more indictments than Al Capone’
6 Jan, 2024
HomeWorld News
https://www.rt.com/news/590205-trump-indictments-al-capone/
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lol ;D
Netanyahu: "Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming 'Gays for Gaza'. They might as well hold up signs saying 'Chickens for KFC'."
https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1816180379906351582
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dumb stuff
I believe I am witnessing you progressively stoop to new 'lows' with your posts. I would be lying if I did not tell you, this surprises me somewhat.
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I believe I am witnessing you progressively stoop to new 'lows' with your posts. I would be lying if I did not tell you, this surprises me somewhat.
I'm sorry you don't have a sense of humor. Sucks to be you. :'(
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I'm sorry you don't have a sense of humor. Sucks to be you. :'(
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I have a great sense of humor which does not include humor at other's expense, if I can help it. My exceptions are when it is a celebrity roast or it is self-depreciating humor.
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I have a great sense of humor which does not include humor at other's expense, if I can help it. My exceptions are when it is a celebrity roast or it is self-depreciating humor.
Oh that is such BS. So you don't like humor at Trump's expense?
Humor is humor, whether it is self-deprecating or at someone else's expense. It's too bad that your partisanship is so deep that you cannot even laugh at things that conflict with your world view. What a tiny world you have.
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I have a great sense of humor
Do you though? :-\
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Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes
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Sep 17, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Police responded to an urgent call amid reports of a loud disturbance in the congressional offices today. Michigan Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib was later reportedly uninjured after her pager mysteriously exploded.
The incident occurred earlier Tuesday in Tlaib's Capitol Hill office, where her pager had been sitting on a desk before spontaneously detonating, causing a significant scare but leaving no reported injuries.
"It just blew up right out of nowhere!" one of Tlaib's staffers said following the explosion. "We were just going about our business, checking over the congresswoman's itinerary of Death-To-Israel protests, when there was a huge blast in the next room. We went in there, papers were flying everywhere, and there was smoke… thank goodness she had put the pager on the desk. Such a crazy, unexplained incident, right?"
Tlaib's staff was questioned on the origin of the pager but provided little clarification. "She said it was a gift from some dear friends," one staffer explained. "Honestly, we thought it was a little weird for a U.S. congresswoman to be carrying a pager in 2024, but didn't really think too much of it. Now it blew up in our office. I guess we're seeing why people stopped carrying pagers now, right? I mean, those things are obviously dangerous!"
At publishing time, police were called to Dearborn, Michigan after reports of several thousand pager explosions in the area.
https://babylonbee.com/guy-mysteriously-explodes
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Defiant World
@DefiantWorld
I've been laughing at this video for the past hour 🤣
https://x.com/DefiantWorld/status/1843061171462803964
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Tammy Bruce
@HeyTammyBruce
Brilliant.
https://x.com/HeyTammyBruce/status/1844797375832883630
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1846684133298159702
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Oh snap. lol ;D
Steve Krakauer
@SteveKrak
On "White Dudes for Harris": "I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives' lovers are all voting for me..."
On childcare: "The only piece of advice I'd have for her in the event she wins would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near the nannies."
https://x.com/SteveKrak/status/1847095534181368051
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
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Independents are joining the garbage people. 😂
https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1851840213191913519
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
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Independents are joining the garbage people. 😂
https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1851840213191913519
Unfortunately, reposting this idiocy from X has become the norm for you.
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Unfortunately, reposting this idiocy from X has become the norm for you.
Must suck to have no sense of humor. I feel sorry for you.
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They are really having fun with Biden's garbage comment. Interesting take on how the left and right handle comments they deem offensive. Total meltdown over an insult comic talking about trash in Puerto Rico. On the other side, tons of memes and Trump trolling on a garbage truck in response to Biden's comment.
This stuff is pretty funny. Except to Prime. He doesn't like jokes at the left's expense.
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
Happy Halloween Garbage People!
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Found this online:
I was at Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
She immediately said to me:
"Get the fuck out of here and don't come back."
I said: "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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Found this online:
I was at Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
She immediately said to me:
"Get the fuck out of here and don't come back."
I said: "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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Anyone here think Bill Burr secretly voted for Trump and didn't tell his wife? :D
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Spitfire
@DogRightGirl
Ok, I needed this laugh!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@joerogan
https://x.com/DogRightGirl/status/1973121135689826567
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This is AOC. It's a little funny, but leftists try too hard. They're not naturally funny like Trump. And trying to imitate him (as Newsom keeps trying to do), usually falls flat.
Point is, is that they are scrapping and grasping at straws because they have nothing else: Laugh at them! Stephen Miller is a clown! I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10″. And he looks like he is angry about the fact that he’s 4’10”. And he looks like he is so mad that he is 4′ 10″, that he has taken that anger out on at any other population possible.
Like, laugh at them! Laugh at them.
AOC Calls on Supporters to ‘Laugh’ at MAGA ‘Men’ — Starting With ‘Clown’ Stephen Miller
David Gilmour
Oct 6th, 2025
https://www.mediaite.com/online/aoc-calls-on-supporters-to-laugh-at-maga-men-starting-with-clown-stephen-miller/?cfp
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
Parody account
WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1990107497584029801
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
Parody account
OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/2007148061198573598
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Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
“Dammmmnnn!” 😂😂😂😂😂
https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2018032587390730607
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I have never listened to a single Nicki Minaj song, and this is probably AI, but it is pretty funny. :)
Just Jen R𝕏 🫡🇺🇸
@JustJenRX
NICKI MINAJ STRAIGHT DRAGS DON LEMON IN LATEST MUSIC VIDEO!!
🤣 idk if this is satire or not, but it’s absolutely HILARIOUS!
https://x.com/JustJenRX/status/2018696676345631062
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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Jasmine Crockett: "If I wanna be in the House, I'll absolutely be in the House. Okay?"
How did that work out?
https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2045394395663409380
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/2072681271566708832
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Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son
Politics
Aug 12, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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Image for article: Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son
MADISON, WI — After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced to return home and spend time with her white son.
Hong has described the horrific effects of being that close to whiteness, stating that her son is a constant reminder of all the terrors of colonialism, Thanksgiving, and firm handshakes.
"Seeing his whiteness, all I can think about is the evil stored in his skin," Hong said. "When he was born, I didn't realize just how painful it would be to see his face. I'm lucky to have been educated enough to know how much to hate him. But now I have to go be his mom again, which is the worst fate in history."
Despite having a double digit lead in polls, Hong lost the Democratic primary to establishment candidate David Crowley and will not advance to the general election in November. Many had anticipated a Hong win would be a clear signal of the strength of the Democratic Socialist Party in the U.S. "We lost a good one out there. And now she has to be around white people," said DSA operative Jamie Gresham. "Hopefully, her son being half Asian will help her survive. Hong's political story is not yet over."
At publishing time, Hong had screamed in anguish after coming home to find an early invitation to a family Thanksgiving.
https://babylonbee.com/news/devastating-francesca-hong-forced-to-return-home-and-spend-time-with-her-white-son
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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
@JustJenRX
The Babylon Bee 🐝 deserves an OSCAR for this depiction of who the LEFT is today!
https://x.com/JustJenRX/status/2099484068882637003
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
Parody account
OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/2111180875136143469
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Dr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhD
Democrats walking into the Oval Office with their first bills. 😂
https://x.com/DrClownPhD/status/2118362909306917033
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Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People
U.S.
Nov 9, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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LIVERMORE, CA — Following the news that Chinese agents had been engaging in widespread "honeypot" operations across the United States for years, former Congressman Eric Swalwell was reportedly heartbroken to learn that Chinese intelligence had been seeing other people.
Sources revealed that the disgraced former lawmaker was despondent upon finding out that, despite how much he had treasured the relationship, the Chinese government had been going behind his back and cheating on him this whole time.
"This is really a kick in the gut," Swalwell reportedly said. "I really thought we had something special. Come to find out, the Chinese intelligence community had been seeing other people all along. You think you know someone and can really open up to them and confide in them and tell national secrets to them, and they go and do something like this. It really ends up coloring the way you see other Chinese spies out there on the dating scene, you know?"
Though no official public statement was made, one Chinese intelligence official speaking on condition of anonymity said the community still valued their time spent with Swalwell. "We benefited greatly from Mr. Swalwell," the source said. "We will always care very deeply about him and wish him well in his future relationships with other foreign intelligence agents. We just think it's better if we just remain friends."
At publishing time, Swalwell had been seen cruising through Chinatown, reportedly on the prowl for his next stint as a valuable asset to the Chinese Communist Party.
https://babylonbee.com/news/heartbroken-eric-swalwell-learns-chinese-intelligence-has-been-seeing-other-people