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Title: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 09:33:57 AM
I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on August 20, 2015, 09:36:42 AM
. I blew thousands in strip joints

Yuck.....
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: tommywishbone on August 20, 2015, 09:39:56 AM
I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Many getbiggers now planning to spend even more time in strip joints. That's just great.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Nether Animal on August 20, 2015, 09:41:49 AM
Drug of choice?
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 20, 2015, 09:45:12 AM
Groink's Gimmick?  ::)
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: _aj_ on August 20, 2015, 09:50:54 AM
I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Good idea spilling your guts in this slaughterhouse. I am guessing this is Joon's next joint.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
"sex addiction" lol....oh no, must have been hell!
Sex Addiction robbed me of many thousands of dollars, educational and career opportunities, and has left me alone and childless well into my forties. Sex Addiction took me to depths of strip joints, red light districts and prostitutes of all stripe. In the end I had nothing. I guess I gratefully have my health. Through therapy and Sex Addicts Anonymous I have been able to stop, one day at a time. The Natural Mr Universe is my shot at doing something right for a change.

Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: mr.turbo on August 20, 2015, 10:11:54 AM
good luck

you should work with howard on your prep

make sure to upload a lot of pics thanks
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Yamcha on August 20, 2015, 10:12:15 AM
Sex Addiction robbed me of many thousands of dollars, educational and career opportunities, and has left me alone and childless well into my forties. Sex Addiction took me to depths of strip joints, red light districts and prostitutes of all stripe. In the end I had nothing. I guess I gratefully have my health. Through therapy and Sex Addicts Anonymous I have been able to stop, one day at a time. The Natural Mr Universe is my shot at doing something right for a change.



What about Derek Jeter herpes?
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:16:13 AM
Drug of choice?
Alcohol and marijuana mostly. LSD, PCP, cocaine at times.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: el numero uno on August 20, 2015, 10:17:55 AM
Groink's Gimmick?  ::)

Groink can't afford to spend thousand of dollars in anything.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: thegamechanger on August 20, 2015, 10:22:21 AM
in the end we all got nothing.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Nether Animal on August 20, 2015, 10:24:59 AM
Alcohol and marijuana mostly. LSD, PCP, cocaine at times.


Small fries dude, but kicking the booze was a very wise move. I still toke up occasionally don't find much harm in it. Always have a little on hand.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:28:20 AM
Bit of a shit sex addict then, weren't you? If anything, you should have tons of kids.  ;D

Let's hope you're better at bodybuilding than you are at shagging
I'm actually a genetic anomaly. I am blessed with the abilty to put on a staggering amount of dense muscle quickly. My arms, back, shoulders, calfs, back and forearms are enormous. My real challenge is to nail the conditioning. If I hadn't fallen prey to Sex Addiction I could have really made a mark. As it stands, however, I've lost nearly all. I'm just grateful for a day of sobriety and peace.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: SF1900 on August 20, 2015, 10:29:05 AM
I have to admit, this gimmick is at least trying a little. Most come up with some stupid story, i.e., I just benched pressed 800 pounds for 9 reps.

At least this gimmick is trying to push a believable story on us.

Good work.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Las Vegas on August 20, 2015, 10:32:22 AM
I'm actually a genetic anomaly. I am blessed with the abilty to put on a staggering amount of dense muscle quickly. My arms, back, shoulders, calfs, back and forearms are enormous. My real challenge is to nail the conditioning. If I hadn't fallen prey to Sex Addiction I could have really made a mark. As it stands, however, I've lost nearly all. I'm just grateful for a day of sobriety and peace.

Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: mr.turbo on August 20, 2015, 10:40:48 AM
the guys legit

me, him and hulk smash were on skype last night
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:41:55 AM
Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?
I can't afford to post pics of myself after disclosing the nature of my Sex Addiction.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Las Vegas on August 20, 2015, 10:50:29 AM
I can't afford to post pics of myself after disclosing the nature of my Sex Addiction.

Otherwise you'd post a pic, you mean?
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Dokey111 on August 20, 2015, 10:53:51 AM
lie down in the street with your head just behind the wheel of large construction machinery.  Now just relax!
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 20, 2015, 10:58:52 AM
Yuck.....

LOL, must have had a sore neck?
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: The Ugly on August 20, 2015, 11:08:36 AM
Many getbiggers now planning to spend even more time in strip joints. That's just great.

 :)

I see it, well done.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 10:06:27 AM
Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?
I will post a pic after I get the conditioning under control. I will say that I've been going hard since around March and my arms are enormous right now.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Deadlifted on August 22, 2015, 11:59:07 AM
Yuck.....
haha  :D
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: BigRo on August 22, 2015, 12:25:19 PM
Tony the troll.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: oldgolds on August 23, 2015, 09:31:11 AM
I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.



Good for you...IF you are really natural...
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: _aj_ on August 23, 2015, 09:41:00 AM
I will post a pic after I get the conditioning under control. I will say that I've been going hard since around March and my arms are enormous right now.


Hahahah! "Pics"  ::)

Just like Joon.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: falco on August 23, 2015, 10:23:00 AM
Many getbiggers now planning to spend even more time in strip joints. That's just great.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 23, 2015, 10:33:11 AM


Good for you...IF you are really natural...
Just creatine monohydrate, tribulus and whey protein. Steroids are drugs and as a member of Alcoholics Anonymous they are not even an option. The good news is I am a genetic freak and amass muscle at an alarming rate naturally. I believe I was born with the double genome.
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: wes on August 23, 2015, 10:37:31 AM
Just creatine monohydrate, tribulus,TREn Ace,D-Bol,Deca,Enathate,insulin,GH,etc.etc. and whey protein. The good news is I am a complete asshole freak and amass muscle at an alarming rate naturally. I believe I was born with the double set of titties and testicles which give me that certain freak factor.
FIXED
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: falco on August 23, 2015, 11:23:06 AM
FIXED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division
Post by: Julio Ceasar on August 23, 2015, 03:46:15 PM
I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Sound like a man of success. Expensive behaviour. Where did the money come from? I would call you sucessfull : )

Men of sucess dosent have stupid girlfriends, they buy bitches :D