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Title: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Howard on August 25, 2015, 09:35:56 AM

I'm thinking of getting back on stage. Local bar has a  Karaoke night on Fridays.

I figure my rendition of " Wind Beneath My Wings" will leave the bar patrons breathless.

If that fails to win the crowd, I'll break out my version of " Total Eclipse of the Fart".

Any suggestions on what to wear and other songs I could do?

PS. I hung up the trunks back in 1995, so what'd you expect me to do?

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: BigRo on August 25, 2015, 09:36:33 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: ritch on August 25, 2015, 09:37:50 AM

I knew this was gonna be a BS thread (it's getbig after all) but you got me with the "total eclipse of the fart" line.

Not bad!

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 25, 2015, 09:45:53 AM

Here I go again by white snake

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: polychronopolous on August 25, 2015, 10:01:58 AM

Fuck karaoke.

What you need to do is another bodybuilding show.

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2015, 10:02:59 AM

Howard, stop with this nonsense. You are bordering on Basile-level pathetic.

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 25, 2015, 10:06:21 AM

Quote from: Howard on August 25, 2015, 09:35:56 AM

I'm thinking of getting back on stage.
Local bar has a  Karaoke night on Fridays.
I figure my rendition of " Wind Beneath My Wings" will leave the bar patrons breathless.

If that fails to win the crowd, I'll break out my version of " Total Eclipse of the Fart".

Any suggestions on what to wear and other songs I could do?

PS/ I hung up the trunks back in 1995, so what'd you expect me to do?

I think you should get back on stage.....to work the lights... ;D

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: efirkey on August 25, 2015, 10:15:17 AM

I think you should put on your granny panties and dance like a puppet.

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2015, 11:36:16 AM

Quote from: Howard on August 25, 2015, 11:28:21 AM

Thanks

Howard, you will never step on stage in any context.

Please think of more realistic goals.

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Victor VonDoom on August 25, 2015, 11:37:58 AM

For what purpose?  Bah!

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 25, 2015, 02:01:29 PM

Absolutely not...

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Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 25, 2015, 02:09:16 PM

Go back on stage, Howard....

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Davidtheman100 on August 25, 2015, 02:09:32 PM

Maybe you should wear the trunks to karaoke night and relive some of your past??...Maybe wear assless chaps and a midget to fondle you while you do back double bicep.?

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2015, 02:12:56 PM

As a 5th-tier stand up comedian or as a competitor?

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 25, 2015, 02:16:49 PM

Maybe top 10 in the mr nobody ?
Still a plastic trophy, they can't take that away from you....

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on August 26, 2015, 05:23:12 AM

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 25, 2015, 10:06:21 AM

I think you should get back on stage.....to work the lights... ;D

You should be oiling men in thongs. Vince will assist.

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: _bruce_ on August 26, 2015, 12:57:56 PM

Quote from: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2015, 02:12:56 PM

As a 5th-tier stand up comedian or as a competitor?

 ;D

Title: Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 26, 2015, 02:32:44 PM

Quote from: Howard on August 26, 2015, 02:06:38 PM

Maybe as a 6th tier female impersonator?

Like 1 tier for every ex-wife?  :D