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Title: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 26, 2015, 06:47:55 AM
After spending a ton of money to fuel my Sex Addiction I unfortunately find myself broke. I needed a new weight belt so I went to a Gold's I never go to on the other side of the city and told the girl at the desk I thought I left my weight belt there. She took me into an office where the was a big plastic container which was a treasure trove of belts, gloves and straps. I grabbed a really nice old school Weider tan leather belt, and also pocketed a pair of Gold's Gym gloves before I left. I love the feeling of a good score. Makes you feel on top of the world.

Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Nether Animal on August 26, 2015, 06:49:14 AM
You hadn't posted in nearly a day, I was thinking you were banned.

What a relief, you are still here..
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 26, 2015, 06:51:26 AM
You hadn't posted in nearly a day, I was thinking you were banned.

What a relief, you are still here..
I'm still around. Just staying sober and training like crazy for the Natural Mr Universe Masters Division.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 26, 2015, 06:53:31 AM
Things must be slow at Eric Francke's used Toyota dealership this week.

I'm sure Getbig can find a way to make Eric's day a little livelier.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 26, 2015, 07:48:25 AM
Disappointed you didn't sex up the girl in the back room before leaving.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 26, 2015, 07:52:25 AM
I'm still around. Just staying sober and training like crazy for the Natural Mr Universe Masters Division.


Eric....I will call you at the dealership today. Can you negotiate a car deal or will you need to get a manager on the line?

Or should I just call your manager direct and cut out the middle man so to speak?
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2015, 07:55:54 AM
After spending a ton of money to fuel my Sex Addiction I unfortunately find myself broke. I needed a new weight belt so I went to a Gold's I never go to on the other side of the city and told the girl at the desk I thought I left my weight belt there. She took me into an office where the was a big plastic container which was a treasure trove of belts, gloves and straps. I grabbed a really nice old school Weider tan leather belt, and also pocketed a pair of Gold's Gym gloves before I left. I love the feeling of a good score. Makes you feel on top of the world.



Part II - It seems that the belt you took was good old Bubbas, a 320 lb power lifter and club bouncer.
He recently did some time  in prison for assault and is now out and back in the gym.
Bubba sees you wearing his old belt and confronts you.

You explain how you were broke due to your sex addiction and had to scam a new belt.
He nods and you work it out. Your quivering anus will be pounded by Bubba's man-meat.

You securely fasten the belt on and head out behind the gym with Bubba.
You bend over behind the dumpster and Bubba grabs the belt for better humping leverage.

You fuel your sex addiction and get to keep the belt = win/win  :D
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Royalty on August 26, 2015, 07:57:40 AM
After spending a ton of money to fuel my Sex Addiction I unfortunately find myself broke. I needed a new weight belt so I went to a Gold's I never go to on the other side of the city and told the girl at the desk I thought I left my weight belt there. She took me into an office where the was a big plastic container which was a treasure trove of belts, gloves and straps. I grabbed a really nice old school Weider tan leather belt, and also pocketed a pair of Gold's Gym gloves before I left. I love the feeling of a good score. Makes you feel on top of the world.



August 6
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 26, 2015, 08:42:36 AM
August 6
Is that your sobriety date?
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Nether Animal on August 26, 2015, 10:26:47 AM
Is that your sobriety date?

I just drank a fifth of vodka; dare me to drive?
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Dr.J on August 26, 2015, 10:35:29 AM
Gotta admit,  I also did this back in the day! 
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 26, 2015, 11:27:32 AM
Gloves?? Do they match your purse??

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Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: WOOO on August 26, 2015, 11:30:49 AM
People still wear weight belts?

As useless as tits on a bull
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 26, 2015, 12:28:54 PM
Did they have any used condoms?  I'm almost out.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: falco on August 26, 2015, 12:47:37 PM
Is that your sobriety date?

I have missed you trainer!!!  :D
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 26, 2015, 12:51:20 PM
People still wear weight belts?

As useless as tits on a bull

Seen a guy at the gym the other day wearing Crazee pants, wrist wraps and a thick weight lifting belt as he was doing cardio.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Royalty on August 26, 2015, 12:51:39 PM
Is that your sobriety date?

August 6, 2014 was that day that you made a complete fool out yourself on Getbig. You were exposed as a liar and thief (stealing other people's pics)

Now you are stealing lifting belts.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2015, 02:16:04 PM
People still wear weight belts?

As useless as tits on a bull

I'm more of a suspenders man myself, but to each his own.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 26, 2015, 03:37:24 PM
August 6, 2014 was that day that you made a complete fool out yourself on Getbig. You were exposed as a liar and thief (stealing other people's pics)

Now you are stealing lifting belts.
I just registered a couple of weeks ago. Sounds like some other dude is renting space in your head for free. You should get that checked out.
Title: Re: The lost and found at the gym is a great place to get a weighlifting belt
Post by: mr.turbo on August 27, 2015, 02:19:38 AM
walter sobchack its not fair to treat others in a manner you would not like being treated

it's just bad timing for that sort of thing on your end  :D