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Title: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 30, 2015, 02:49:07 PM
Go to Water Country in Portsmouth, NH. Good God. What a sea of sad humanity. I saw thousands of people and less than 5 were in any kind of shape. Not a single ab was seen. Saw one fucking hideously fat dude with nipples the size of tuna cans  :-X. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Put a shirt on, fatty.

In addition to a sea of fucking fat whiggers, there was a huge assortment of out of shape Hebrews and some of the WORST tattoos I've ever seen.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: robcguns on August 30, 2015, 02:52:00 PM
Hahahaha that was pretty funny.ive been there and its horrible.same with water parks in florida that ive been to.Prob same everywhere,always good for a laugh though.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 30, 2015, 02:56:09 PM
A congregation of fat whiggers and fat naggers then :D
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: WalterWhite on August 30, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
Just stroll down to Hampton Beach for more of the same.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 30, 2015, 02:58:39 PM
(https://www.watercountry.com/sites/watercountry.com/files/guestphoto16.jpg)
(https://www.watercountry.com/sites/watercountry.com/files/guestsphoto17.jpg)
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 30, 2015, 03:06:25 PM
Go to any place where people take their clothes off, a physique contest excluded...
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: hench on August 30, 2015, 03:17:13 PM
when was this?
Go to Water Country in Portsmouth, NH. Good God. What a sea of sad humanity. I saw thousands of people and less than 5 were in any kind of shape. Not a single ab was seen. Saw one fucking hideously fat dude with nipples the size of tuna cans  :-X. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Put a shirt on, fatty.

In addition to a sea of fucking fat whiggers, there was a huge assortment of out of shape Hebrews and some of the WORST tattoos I've ever seen.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: robcguns on August 30, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Just stroll down to Hampton Beach for more of the same.

Definitely hampton,that place has just been going down the crapper evey year.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 30, 2015, 03:24:45 PM
when was this?

About 3 hours ago.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: thegamechanger on August 30, 2015, 03:26:28 PM
and this is just the beginning isnt it
unless science can come up with something people will get fatter and fatter
not sure about how science will handle tattoos though maybe a pill for that mental disorder as well


one antifatpill
one antitattoopill
oneantipiercingpill

Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2015, 03:29:55 PM
Why go through all that trouble when I can just google image a pic of Shizzo?  :D :D
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 30, 2015, 03:31:26 PM
Go to Water Country in Portsmouth, NH. Good God. What a sea of sad humanity. I saw thousands of people and less than 5 were in any kind of shape. Not a single ab was seen. Saw one fucking hideously fat dude with nipples the size of tuna cans  :-X. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Put a shirt on, fatty.

In addition to a sea of fucking fat whiggers, there was a huge assortment of out of shape Hebrews and some of the WORST tattoos I've ever seen.

And why the fuck in the world would you "feel great" about with your shiity physique exactly? Not trying to rude here but you look like a gentically modified rusty toad ;)
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 30, 2015, 03:34:59 PM
And why the fuck in the world would you "feel great" about with your shiity physique exactly? Not trying to rude here but you look like a gentically modified rusty toad ;)

Yay! He's back!
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: hench on August 30, 2015, 03:38:00 PM
its open that late? There's plenty of treats just walking down portsmouth hightstreet, this is enough evidence to not want to see them nearly naked  ;D
About 3 hours ago.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 30, 2015, 03:40:14 PM
Yay! He's back!

Serious questions:

1) Why do your triceps suck so much cock? Can you give me a break down of your tricep routine so I can see where you are going wrong?

2) Why do you claim to to be 10 percent bodyfat when you are around 17 percent body fat based on the pic you pm'd me

3) Why did u have a hairy nipple in that pic?


4) Why do you send random strangers who are not chicks shirtless picks in pm's to assess your physique.

5) How many times a week do you and Walter White get it on?

6) Are you a homo?

7) Bottom or top?

8) Spit or swallow?
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2015, 03:44:03 PM
Serious questions:

1) Why do your triceps suck so much cock? Can you give me a break down of your tricep routine so I can see where you are going wrong?

2) Why do you claim to to be 10 percent bodyfat when you are around 17 percent body fat based on the pic you pm'd me

3) Why did u have a hairy nipple in that pic?


4) Why do you send random strangers who are not chicks shirtless picks in pm's to assess your physique.

5) How many times a week do you and Walter White get it on?

6) Are you a homo?

7) Bottom or top?

8) Spit or swallow?

Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Grape Ape on August 30, 2015, 03:51:42 PM
I will add my observations from Aquatica this past week:

1. 99% of the people there appeared to be out of shape.  Of the few that were in shape, two were black guys who were either born that way or just started lifting weights a week ago, so they should be excluded from the data.   The data will also have to be adjusted for any russian types who look like shit but can secretly run 20 miles, bench 380 and win any arm wrestling match while drinking the bar under the table.

2.  102% of the people were foreigners (need to re-check that total, but that's what I have right now.  Of the 102%, 12-15 were the kind that had the decency to present themselves as foreigners from the onset, mostly Indian/Asian types.  The rest were those sneaky fucks who look like normal white people, until you hear them speak, which often cause you to tilt your head for a second, and think "hmmm" (I imagine posters like Julio Caesar and Kwon pulling this bullshit).  I think I wasted a few unspoken white suburban guy "I feel your pain" head nods on these shifty types.

3.  2% of the Indian population continue to appear to have had no concept of what a water park entails, which explains the guy in the soaking wet white button oxford, and the occasional woman in soaking wet jeans.  Fortunately, the guy in just tighty whitey underwear that we saw in a NJ park was not there.

4.  Literally - one "10" - had it all - ass/boobs/face.  A few cute women, but no other real standouts.   EDBs cellulite observation is on point.

5.  Despite all lack of abdominal development, everyone seemed to be having a good time.  Nobody was feeling inadequate for wearing a medium or <gasp> small t-shirts and  just had an enjoyable time.  It appears most of the population does not suffer from a lot of the general hang ups the posters here do - odd......
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 30, 2015, 04:29:06 PM
I will add my observations from Aquatica this past week:

1. 99% of the people there appeared to be out of shape.  Of the few that were in shape, two were black guys who were either born that way or just started lifting weights a week ago, so they should be excluded from the data.   The data will also have to be adjusted for any russian types who look like shit but can secretly run 20 miles, bench 380 and win any arm wrestling match while drinking the bar under the table.

2.  102% of the people were foreigners (need to re-check that total, but that's what I have right now.  Of the 102%, 12-15 were the kind that had the decency to present themselves as foreigners from the onset, mostly Indian/Asian types.  The rest were those sneaky fucks who look like normal white people, until you hear them speak, which often cause you to tilt your head for a second, and think "hmmm" (I imagine posters like Julio Caesar and Kwon pulling this bullshit).  I think I wasted a few unspoken white suburban guy "I feel your pain" head nods on these shifty types.

3.  2% of the Indian population continue to appear to have had no concept of what a water park entails, which explains the guy in the soaking wet white button oxford, and the occasional woman in soaking wet jeans.  Fortunately, the guy in just tighty whitey underwear that we saw in a NJ park was not there.

4.  Literally - one "10" - had it all - ass/boobs/face.  A few cute women, but no other real standouts.   EDBs cellulite observation is on point.

5.  Despite all lack of abdominal development, everyone seemed to be having a good time.  Nobody was feeling inadequate for wearing a medium or <gasp> small t-shirts and  just had an enjoyable time.  It appears most of the population does not suffer from a lot of the general hang ups the posters here do - odd......

Agree on all points, especially the percentage of foreigners. Not a hell of a lot of English was spoken. Saw a few women in hijab, which makes water parks challenging, to say the least.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 30, 2015, 04:30:49 PM
Serious questions:

1) Why do your triceps suck so much cock? Can you give me a break down of your tricep routine so I can see where you are going wrong?

2) Why do you claim to to be 10 percent bodyfat when you are around 17 percent body fat based on the pic you pm'd me

3) Why did u have a hairy nipple in that pic?


4) Why do you send random strangers who are not chicks shirtless picks in pm's to assess your physique.

5) How many times a week do you and Walter White get it on?

6) Are you a homo?

7) Bottom or top?

8) Spit or swallow?

Where's my video, you fat, flabby, paki fuck?    :D
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2015, 04:31:30 PM
Where's my video, you fat, flabby, paki fuck?    :D

We know "that boat has sailed."

Maybe he will claim a new lift, and actually post the video.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 30, 2015, 04:33:00 PM
Where's my video, you fat, flabby, paki fuck?    :D

Love you too faggy.....I am seeing Alex on Monday by the way he's in London...should be fun :o
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: efirkey on August 30, 2015, 05:10:03 PM
I think you are over exaggerating a bit.  There is quite of bit of talent to be found on Hampton Beach.  But then again the older I get the lower my standards go.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: WalterWhite on August 30, 2015, 05:43:39 PM
I think you are over exaggerating a bit.  There is quite of bit of talent to be found on Hampton Beach.  But then again the older I get the lower my standards go.

I have to agree with you regarding standards.  Mine have lowered with age too. ;D
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Grape Ape on August 30, 2015, 06:11:15 PM
I think you are over exaggerating a bit.  There is quite of bit of talent to be found on Hampton Beach.  But then again the older I get the lower my standards go.

I believe they had a topless day up there last week.

Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 31, 2015, 01:12:13 AM
Go to Water Country in Portsmouth, NH. Good God. What a sea of sad humanity. I saw thousands of people and less than 5 were in any kind of shape. Not a single ab was seen. Saw one fucking hideously fat dude with nipples the size of tuna cans  :-X. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Put a shirt on, fatty.

In addition to a sea of fucking fat whiggers, there was a huge assortment of out of shape Hebrews and some of the WORST tattoos I've ever seen.

Drove by it on SAT to go to the theatre down the street. Some kids were out front w/ signs about "saving some whale in FLA or something".
When my wife took the kids a few years back, she said the same thing, heinous, gross, fat people everywhere...
Wouldn't step into that humanary stew if they paid me, gross...

If it ever looks like this here, then I'll go:

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5114c744e4b044f8ed62c985/t/513e8d29e4b0a96a24459f6b/1363053866735/Girls_dancing_on_the_swimming_pool's_border_.jpg)
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: cephissus on August 31, 2015, 01:17:53 AM
"not a hell of a lot of english was spoken"

;D
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: falco on August 31, 2015, 08:12:08 AM
(http://coloradocanwetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/clip_image008_thumb3.jpg)
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f126/tall123/Picture4-11.png)
(http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/pow.jpg)
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: _aj_ on August 31, 2015, 08:20:56 AM
(http://coloradocanwetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/clip_image008_thumb3.jpg)
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f126/tall123/Picture4-11.png)
(http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/pow.jpg)

The stars and bars should never be disrespected with a pancake ass. Shameful.

The other day, I was in my local Walmart and all I saw was hot chicks and MILFs. It was creepy as fuck. I had to ride down to Target to reset the Matrix.
Title: Re: If you ever want to feel great about your physique...
Post by: ritch on August 31, 2015, 10:29:45 AM
Some real ugly ass people in this world, it's amazing yet disgusting. I've been to walmart a few times in the last months and actually saw some very pretty women. But went afternoon, weekdays. Not weekends where I bet the place if chock full of mutants as we see posted here.

I've seriously never seen anyone that disgusting in real life. To dress down and show yourself looking like that is no better than the in shape people who take non stop selfies.