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Mine:
First date with a girl I met on a dating site. She was in college still, but I had just graduated so not too much of an age differnece. I ask her out, she tells me she still lives with her mom, don't think much of it. Then she tells me she doesn't have a car and her mom will have to drop her off on the date. I think ok, not all college students have a car. So I pass off the warning signs. She wants to meet up at the mall, which is just around the corner from my house. I show up in a nice button down, nice jeans, nice shoes, watch, cologne on. Then I see her. She's wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, crocs, and these thick, ugly glasses. Looks like an absolute mess. Completely different from her profile picture. Ok, not exactly a looker, but maybe she is a freak in bed. We start talking (first time actually having a conversation besides messaging on the internet) and she does not know how to have a conversation whatsoever. Completely socially awkward. She fumbles over her words, stutters, and can't make eye contact at all. At one point, we were walking and she tripped on her own feet and fell on the ground in the middle of a crowd at the mall. I felt sorry for her and kept going like I didn't mind her awkwardness. Then, after we walk around for a bit, I ask if she wants to come back to my place since its right around the corner so I could give her a ride home. At this point, I had no interest in her sexually and just wanted to end the date. She says that she texted her mom and her mom wants to meet me. So being polite, I say ok. So her mom shows up a few minutes later and her mom invites me into her car to drop me off at my house(or so I thought). Her mom is gushing about how handsome I am and how I'm the first guy her daughter has ever been on a date with. Meanwhile, I'm just being nice and trying not to embarrass her daughter. So her mom offers to make me dinner at their place. I am polite and agree. So we go over to her house and her mom is cooking dinner. Meanwhile, the girl has a little brother who has what seems like autism. A nice kid, but a little strange. The kid is sitting across from me at the dinner table as dinner is about to be served just staring at me for what seems like an eternity. He is just sitting there wide eyed looking at me like I'm an alien, sipping his glass of water. I try to make small talk with him, but he doesn't say anything except stare at me. Pretty awkward. The girl I went on a date with is dead silent as well and its just a horribly tense situation. Then her mom comes in and serves dinner and tells me that her daughter is looking to get married sometime soon and that I would be the perfect husband. I just laughed awkwardly and kept eating. I honestly didn't know what to think at this point. So after dinner I get the tour of the house and the girl I went on a date with takes me into her room, which is filled with stuffed animals, kids toys, and pictures of disney characters. A bit odd that a 21 year old girl is still into that stuff... Then I tell her that I have to go and I head to the front door. I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek and she freaks out and slaps me. I didn't know wtf to think. She says that that was too much for a first date to give her a kiss on the cheek. I left completely awestruck and never spoke to her again.
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TL:DR:FY
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Wtf kind of girls do you date dude...
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This was years ago bro. I've been in a relationship for a while now with a solid girl. Theres a reason this was the worst date ever... I've never met a weirder girl than this in my life. She tricked me on her online dating profile and made me believe she was someone she wasn't.
Hahaha...catfishes are the worst you're lucky it wasn't a guy
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Hahaha...catfishes are the worst you're lucky it wasn't a guy
Lol, true
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Wife #3
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I met up with a lass who I don't remember as being quite so fat when I met her the night before, fuck knows why I did but it was twatfull, she was a nerd in addition to being fat, And she had a massive heaping plateful of Chinese food that disgusted me and she ate the lot. Fat bitch
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You were with a very sheltered girl that got ahold of a computer. At least she was a virgin more than likely. I don't think you can say that anymore these days. Sad.
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It's hard to believe your side of the story alone.
If a date went that bad and you went in for a kiss, then...
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Lmao you got me, I have never been on a date worse than that. Although like 3 years ago I met a girl from online who said her "hobbies" were going to the gym and cycling and her pics were mostly from chest up and she didn't look fat. But then when I saw her in person she had the weirdest fat storage ever, her face looked lean but from her breasts down she was fat as fuck. She was one of those arrogant overconfident fat fucks as well so I chose not to continue anything after lol. There was another girl who was abit awkward but nowhere near as bad as the one you described, when I first had sex with her she bled half way through, I dunno if she was a virgin but I asked her afterwards and she was like "well I have only done this like 2 times before". We were both 21 at the time and it made me never want to have sex with a virgin again, I ended it after 2 weeks since she kept on being awkward and uptight. I kinda felt bad afterwards because she made me cupcakes every time she came to visit and on the day I ended it she had made 2 boxes and texted me later saying she comfort ate them all while crying LOL.
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Lmao you got me, I have never been on a date worse than that. Although like 3 years ago I met a girl from online who said her "hobbies" were going to the gym and cycling and her pics were mostly from chest up and she didn't look fat. But then when I saw her in person she had the weirdest fat storage ever, her face looked lean but from her breasts down she was fat as fuck. She was one of those arrogant overconfident fat fucks as well so I chose not to continue anything after lol. There was another girl who was abit awkward but nowhere near as bad as the one you described, when I first had sex with her she bled half way through, I dunno if she was a virgin but I asked her afterwards and she was like "well I have only done this like 2 times before". We were both 21 at the time and it made me never want to have sex with a virgin again, I ended it after 2 weeks since she kept on being awkward and uptight. I kinda felt bad afterwards because she made me cupcakes every time she came to visit and on the day I ended it she had made 2 boxes and texted me later saying she comfort ate them all while crying LOL.
Bwahahahahaha ;D
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She... has become... comfortably plump.
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Met this girl online and agreed to meet up at a book store (we both like to read). Anyway we meet and check out the books for 30 min and chat. I'm not impressed with her looks (she did the 1 photo good angle trick on her profile) so I'm not into it but I'll finish the date. We go to this cafe next door and get a couple lemonades. We sit outside drinking the lemonades on the tables in front of the cafe just talking. About 30 min later I'm done with my drink and ready to go saying things like well it's getting late, and what not. She doesn't take the hint and even says oh I don't have anything else to do. Well maybe I was too nice of guy because we sat there and talked for at least a few hours and I made several attempts to end it but the date wound not end! Finally my ass was hurting from sitting on the patio furniture so I suggested we go get some Vietnamese pho for dinner, I knew a great place nearby. So we went and ate and I drove her home. Wasted my whole fucking day on a chick I wasn't into. Sad thing is that I gave her a second and last date but made sure it was over in under 3 hours. Talk about a lingerer.
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one girl started crying
another girl didn't show up for the date. Happened again 2nd time.
a third time a girl showed up quite hungover. Not the best conversation I ever had.
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OP's is hard to beat.
Worst for me was a "coffee" with a chick from an early dating site (around '97). She was billed as "athletic", but was, in reality, a fat cow. She seemed almost disappointed that I had described myself accurately.
I cut it off early. Ain't nobody got time for fatties.
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one girl started crying
another girl didn't show up for the date. Happened again 2nd time.
a third time a girl showed up quite hungover. Not the best conversation I ever had.
You know that when you see a pretty girl in the supermarket, she might not be there the next day right?
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There were many bad ones but that's part of the deal
On and off a nugget and the rest was "trash" though meeting new folks is always nice so, overall, it was a win-win.
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Met this girl online and agreed to meet up at a book store (we both like to read). Anyway we meet and check out the books for 30 min and chat. I'm not impressed with her looks (she did the 1 photo good angle trick on her profile) so I'm not into it but I'll finish the date. We go to this cafe next door and get a couple lemonades. We sit outside drinking the lemonades on the tables in front of the cafe just talking. About 30 min later I'm done with my drink and ready to go saying things like well it's getting late, and what not. She doesn't take the hint and even says oh I don't have anything else to do. Well maybe I was too nice of guy because we sat there and talked for at least a few hours and I made several attempts to end it but the date wound not end! Finally my ass was hurting from sitting on the patio furniture so I suggested we go get some Vietnamese pho for dinner, I knew a great place nearby. So we went and ate and I drove her home. Wasted my whole fucking day on a chick I wasn't into. Sad thing is that I gave her a second and last date but made sure it was over in under 3 hours. Talk about a lingerer.
Meh...I would have still banged her and left after wiping my cock in her hair
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Whilst at university, a hot chick was going round trying to persuade people to enlist in some stupid church. I simply couldn't abide with the fact that such a hot bird was going to end up with some christian douche. I faked interest in the church, even went down there and had a load of idiots try and convert me. All the time I was getting closer to the hot chick. I started to get her drunk and talk about how religion is a scam.
Cut a long story short, I took her virginity and she left the church. As soon as she did that, I lost all interest (couldn't be bothered investing the time in teaching her how to fuck), but I had always wanted to fuck two women in one day. So I tee'd her up, put one through her and then banged the ex that evening. Good times!
Hardly the worst date, but I endured a lot of religious idiots for the sake of some quality poon.
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I dated that fat but cute chick. We were on my car it was 1 a.m, i started to kiss her, then she started to scream, she went outside of the car still screaming and running. Then she get back. She told me my kiss was too incredible and it was the first time she felt like that etc.
If a patrol of cop saw that, they would have arrested me thinking i was raping the fat bitch.
Another date with a co-worker, i realised later she just want to be banged in order to be pregnant. I remember i fucked her only one time, and at first i didn't understand why she told "say a prayer" when my dick enter her pussy.
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Had a date with another chick, I picked her up in my jeep, was a hot nice day so I had the top down and removed the doors. She was fine with it then I got on the freeway and she freaked out and got scared and started crying. I believe she even called her dad while we were on the freeway.
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I dated that fat but cute chick. We were on my car it was 1 a.m, i started to kiss her, then she started to scream, she went outside of the car still screaming and running. Then she get back. She told me my kiss was too incredible and it was the first time she felt like that etc.
If a patrol of cop saw that, they would have arrested me thinking i was raping the fat bitch.
Another date with a co-worker, i realised later she just want to be banged in order to be pregnant. I remember i fucked her only one time, and at first i didn't understand why she told "say a prayer" when my dick enter her pussy.
hahaha lolz ;D
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It's hard to believe your side of the story alone.
If a date went that bad and you went in for a kiss, then...
Was just being polite lol. Just a kiss on the cheek.
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When I was in college I went out with a girl and had a little to much to drink. She said don't drive home you can sleep on my couch. She told me her parents were asleep up stairs and she would tell them in the morning. I left a light on an end table so I could find the bathroom. In the middle of the night I hear her by me turning off the light. I put my hand on her ass feeling it through her night gown. Riding my hand underneath it I'm feeling up her ass hearing her moan softly. She puts her hand down my pants. Then I hear, "Mom!" from the other end of the room. I open my eyes in the darkness and see it was her mother I was feeling up. Loud words about being a whore were coming out of the daughter as I pulled my pants up and ran out the door.
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Hard to narrow down to just one but
as usual fatter than the pictures. Fat in a particular way tho. Know how Down's Syndrome people store fat? That Downy face fat thing? Like that! Not full blown, like you wouldn't think she was an actual retard, but when you saw her you'd take a second to decide that she didn't actually have The Downs. People were staring. Two attractive girls walked past and one of them made a wtf face at me. That's the looks end of it. Her personality was equally unwinning, with a lot of jibber jabber about how wonderful she was and how underappreciated she is by... employers, friends, family, shop assistants, just everyone, with endless examples provided. Not someone talking with me, or even talking at me. Talking past me in a never ending steamroll monologue of desperate self-righteousness. She may have had cue cards concealed. Oh and she shared that her ex, who also didn't appreciate her, used to beat her, and then she threatened to harm me if I ever tried to beat her. This is maybe an hour in. I was proud of myself for not going for the easy joke. 'Hey I bet you could take me too with that retard strength of yours.' I am not making this up. I can't believe I saw it through. The meet ended with me having to graciously decline an invitation to her place, and then decline, seriously now, a second invitation for her to accompany me to my house. Whoa.
Weirdest - Canadian. Date 1, within 20 minutes of meeting, tells me she has a brain tumor, ran away from the diagnosing doctor in London, and should actually be dead by now. Dead. By. Now.
Join a dating site, they said. Have a good time, they said. ::)
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Met this girl online and agreed to meet up at a book store (we both like to read). Anyway we meet and check out the books for 30 min and chat. I'm not impressed with her looks (she did the 1 photo good angle trick on her profile) so I'm not into it but I'll finish the date. We go to this cafe next door and get a couple lemonades. We sit outside drinking the lemonades on the tables in front of the cafe just talking. About 30 min later I'm done with my drink and ready to go saying things like well it's getting late, and what not. She doesn't take the hint and even says oh I don't have anything else to do. Well maybe I was too nice of guy because we sat there and talked for at least a few hours and I made several attempts to end it but the date wound not end! Finally my ass was hurting from sitting on the patio furniture so I suggested we go get some Vietnamese pho for dinner, I knew a great place nearby. So we went and ate and I drove her home. Wasted my whole fucking day on a chick I wasn't into. Sad thing is that I gave her a second and last date but made sure it was over in under 3 hours. Talk about a lingerer.
Classic mistake, never meet up with a broad who only has one photo.
Also a corollary, never meet up with a broad who has multiple photos but no full-body shots, she will be fat 100% of the time.
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Classic mistake, never meet up with a broad who only has one photo.
Also a corollary, never meet up with a broad who has multiple photos but no full-body shots, she will be fat 100% of the time.
100.00% of the time. You left out the two zeros required for precision.
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i dated a girl with a brain tumor just treated. She was a college volleyball player, very very hot face, but due to meds, blew up 30 pounds. So I was lucky enough to have a summer with former super hottie, now low self esteem big girl. My family made fun of me for dating a bigger girl, but I saw the potential and wanted to get in at the ground level.
I'm FB friends with her now... over a decade later, she's hot as fck once again.
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Met a girl on dating website. Only a few messages were sent to one another. Just to mainly set up the date. Ok, so supposedly this chick was supposed to be a model and in her pics she looked like a solid 8. Met in person, which she was an hour late to, and she was faaaaaaar from that 8 in the pics. Photoshoppery was used. Bitch also had a stach. Like one of those light, thin, peach fuzz types. Which I mentioned to her, "Hey, you forgot to shave.". She gave me an akward stare as a reply.
Long story short: I didn't get a mustache ride. :'(
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Met a girl on dating website. Only a few messages were sent to one another. Just to mainly set up the date. Ok, so supposedly this chick was supposed to be a model and in her pics she looked like a solid 8. Met in person, which she was an hour late to, and she was faaaaaaar from that 8 in the pics. Photoshoppery was used. Bitch also had a stach. Like one of those light, thin, peach fuzz types. Which I mentioned to her, "Hey, you forgot to shave.". She gave me an akward stare as a reply.
Long story short: I didn't get a mustache ride. :'(
Social awkwardness of peace.
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A woman with a child care center at home, so indirectly she warned me to get up early the next morning. Anyway, we were drinking a glass of wine while she was texting and was playing with her annoying small dogs at the same time, who jumped like ADHD puppets on my lap. Needless to say that I got annoyed by this, so I asked her to quit this. She went in defensive mode ride away by saying "hey, shall I give you a lift back to the train station?", and I was like "yes, please" ;D
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A woman with a child care center at home, so indirectly she warned me to get up early the next morning. Anyway, we were drinking a glass of wine while she was texting and was playing with her annoying small dogs at the same time, who jumped like ADHD puppets on my lap. Needless to say that I got annoyed by this, so I asked her to quit this. She went in defensive mode ride away by saying "hey, shall I give you a lift back to the train station?", and I was like "yes, please" ;D
and then I woke up from my wet dream...
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It was ages ago, before Internet dating really, it was when chatrooms were all there was so about 15years ago. She described herself as a normal girl who likes the gym. She emailed me (shows how old this was) a face pic and she was tasty. So I said look we will meet in an hour in a pub between our two towns. I was there first and got a coke, then I notice an obese girl looking around. Before i could hide i was spotted. Before she opened her mouth I said look I have a drink so sit down with me if u want but nothings gonna happen. She still wanted 'a shift' (kissing session) when we left but I just started laughing and got on my motorbike.
Another time a few years later I had my own house was bringing a girl in after a great date, she was a female cop. All of a sudden mmy gf at the time runs down the street and I'm caught. She gave me such a kick in the bollocks ill never forget it and I couldn't even hit her back with the cop still standing there
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I missed my senior prom, and a year later one of my best friends was dating a chick a year behind, so she was a senior. They were trying to hook me up with her friend, who was a solid looking lass and was looking for a date. Fair enough. I meet her at a house party and she is pretty pushy, basically came on to me and I was cool with that. I buy the tux, pay for everything and go out with her a few times leading up to it, and the night comes... prom goes fair enough. A little awkward for me and my buddy since we already graduated and didn't know anyone, but whatever. So she is having an after party at her friend's house with all of her school friends and I get roped into going. I'm thinking okay... she is going to get drunk and let me smash her, or this has to escalate somehow. My protocol for these house parties is never to get sloshed, just have a couple and keep my bearings so I can take advantage of whatever happens, well, near the end of the night people are hooking up etc. and I'm sitting on her downstairs couch realizing that I hadn't talked to her a whole lot (if at all; she was being evasive) since the party started, I was more just socializing with random peeps. After about 20 minutes of assessing I realize that she ran upstairs, locked herself in her room and shut off her phone. I got used for a date and totally made a fucking fool afterward, or hell for the entire two weeks leading up to this. I was so pissed, I almost came to blows with her friends dad because he didn't want me driving after having drinks. Fair enough, he didn't realize that I only had 2 beers like 6 hours ago, but it felt so awkward I had to get out of there. Never spoke again, of course
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It was ages ago, before Internet dating really, it was when chatrooms were all there was so about 15years ago. She described herself as a normal girl who likes the gym. She emailed me (shows how old this was) a face pic and she was tasty. So I said look we will meet in an hour in a pub between our two towns. I was there first and got a coke, then I notice an obese girl looking around. Before i could hide i was spotted. Before she opened her mouth I said look I have a drink so sit down with me if u want but nothings gonna happen. She still wanted 'a shift' (kissing session) when we left but I just started laughing and got on my motorbike.
Another time a few years later I had my own house was bringing a girl in after a great date, she was a female cop. All of a sudden mmy gf at the time runs down the street and I'm caught. She gave me such a kick in the bollocks ill never forget it and I couldn't even hit her back with the cop still standing there
Lived the same scene. She spotted me before i saw her because i cross the street with too much enthousiasm, thinking i was going to met a pretty girl.
The date was a painfull. The girl herself admitted she was ugly and didn't attracted men.
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Another time a few years later I had my own house was bringing a girl in after a great date, she was a female cop. All of a sudden mmy gf at the time runs down the street and I'm caught. She gave me such a kick in the bollocks ill never forget it and I couldn't even hit her back with the cop still standing there
All class....
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Word to the wise, be cautious of Online dating. Last one had seriously hairy arms, it's all I could look at, complete turn off. What's the point of a girl being well groomed but keeping hairy arms?
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When they mention they're married.....then ask, "do you have a problem with that?"
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I had become friendly with an elderly lady at my gym, she was 60 and she would occasionally come into the gym with her daughter who was my age . We would converse with small talk whenever we'd see each other, for a while she would kind of casually complain about her relationship until one day she went on about how they had broken up and how hard of a time she was having dealing with it. This went on for a couple of days, and it was always in the parking lot and would drag on. On day I suggested we should grab dinner and talk as opposed to standing in the parking lot. She agreed it was a nice idea.
The back story on this woman was she had married her high school sweetheart and they had been together 20+ years when he died in a motorcycle accident, she had been single for 15 years after his death and had been seeing the guy she had broken up with for 4 years. He was in essence her second serious "relationship" (and according to her very manipulative).
Long story short we settled on a day and meet at a restaurant. Right when we are sat at the table she starts talking about how odd our relationship must seem and it must strike people as odd, blah, blah, blah. She then asks if I realize how old she is and asks how do I think a relationship would work between us.
At this point I'm completely silent and have no idea what to say, thankfully the waitress came to the table. When the waitress left she started talking about our age difference and how flattering it was that someone like me would have an interest in her.
Obviously Im surprised she thought this was a romantic date and I wanted to avoid embarassing her so all I could say was something along the lines of I think we're better off focusing on being friends, as it's not a good idea to jump into a relationship after just getting out of one, and then proceeded to talk about how hard breakups are when you still care about that person but the feelings aren't mutual. And then talked about how hard I was taking a breakup.
That said things got back to normal, we finish dinner and remark that we will see one another at the gym.
Needless to say the next time im at the gym multiple people ask me why I'm dating a 60 year old woman, as she had told everyone we had a date, and her daughter asks me what are my intentions with her mother (to which I said I knew she was going through a tough break up and I was trying to be a sympathetic friend). For a month straight every older and/or obese/unattractive/relationship issue having woman went out of her way to say hello to me. And the woman acted like nothing happened.
Classic white knight of peace.
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nice storys ;D
I've had some bad fish aswell.. Long time ago went on a date with some half asian. Looked great on her profile pics. Then we met, I guess her pics where from when she was 15 or something because when we met she had some of the worst case of acne I've seen on a girl. Skin looked like the surface of the moon with acne scar craters. And some nasty boils too :-X Anyways I was Young and horny so I took the train with her to her place and fucked her anyways. Suprisingly good sex but fuck couldnt stand that face. Was probably not doing too well with the guys because she was texting me for weeks even when I told her it was a one time thing :-\
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Any date that involves a bunny suit is going to be unbearable.
Tbombz would win this contest.
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When I was in college I went out with a girl and had a little to much to drink. She said don't drive home you can sleep on my couch. She told me her parents were asleep up stairs and she would tell them in the morning. I left a light on an end table so I could find the bathroom. In the middle of the night I hear her by me turning off the light. I put my hand on her ass feeling it through her night gown. Riding my hand underneath it I'm feeling up her ass hearing her moan softly. She puts her hand down my pants. Then I hear, "Mom!" from the other end of the room. I open my eyes in the darkness and see it was her mother I was feeling up. Loud words about being a whore were coming out of the daughter as I pulled my pants up and ran out the door.
in the movies this would have been the opening scene to a threesome.
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When I was in college I went out with a girl and had a little to much to drink. She said don't drive home you can sleep on my couch. She told me her parents were asleep up stairs and she would tell them in the morning. I left a light on an end table so I could find the bathroom. In the middle of the night I hear her by me turning off the light. I put my hand on her ass feeling it through her night gown. Riding my hand underneath it I'm feeling up her ass hearing her moan softly. She puts her hand down my pants. Then I hear, "Mom!" from the other end of the room. I open my eyes in the darkness and see it was her mother I was feeling up. Loud words about being a whore were coming out of the daughter as I pulled my pants up and ran out the door.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/08/18/2C14D09D00000578-3226759-image-a-2_1441734322609.jpg)
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She didn't even show up.
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So I am feeling frisky and wanna go out on a date with a woman. I pointed my mouse browser to the google search engine button and typed in London escorts. I browse through several sites before choosing Admiral escorts. I go to the girls available tonight section of the site and browse the selection of women on offer. I go back and forth but finally settle on seeing Antonia who is very nice, leggy, slim and brunette 23 year old Italian.
So I call her and book her and ask her the usual questions like if she does Anal or Oral without and she say's that yes she does but that it's £50 extra. I say OK and she say's she will be around in about 40 minutes.
I quickly jump in the shower and put on my clothes and cologne. I go to my top draw and pop 20mg of Cialis. I jump in the car and go quickly to the cash points and take out £500. I pop into tesco and buy one bottle of Archers Rum, one bottle of lemonade, some Sol beer and lemons, few crisps and some Raw rolling paper and roaches.
I call my drug dealer and ask him to bring me over 3g's of ching and he say's he will be about half hour.
I come home and fix myself a drink and roll a joint.
My drug dealer turns up and I get the ching from him and do a line.
Half hour later Antonia turns up.
Antonia rings me from her phone and I can see her from outside my window and I am gobsmacked to find out she is 250lb of pure lard and looks absolutely nothing like her picture and has a Romanian accent and not Italian at all.
I half think about not answering the door but I am buzzed up and I don't want to make a fuss, so basically say to myself lets me just book her for half hour and then tell her to fuck off and book someone else.
That was a pretty bad date.
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So I am feeling frisky and wanna go out on a date with a woman. I pointed my mouse browser to the google search engine button and typed in London escorts. I browse through several sites before choosing Admiral escorts. I go to the girls available tonight section of the site and browse the selection of women on offer. I go back and forth but finally settle on seeing Antonia who is very nice, leggy, slim and brunette 23 year old Italian.
So I call her and book her and ask her the usual questions like if she does Anal or Oral without and she say's that yes she does but that it's £50 extra. I say OK and she say's she will be around in about 40 minutes.
I quickly jump in the shower and put on my clothes and cologne. I go to my top draw and pop 20mg of Cialis. I jump in the car and go quickly to the cash points and take out £500. I pop into tesco and buy one bottle of Archers Rum, one bottle of lemonade, some Sol beer and lemons, few crisps and some Raw rolling paper and roaches.
I call my drug dealer and ask him to bring me over 3g's of ching and he say's he will be about half hour.
I come home and fix myself a drink and roll a joint.
My drug dealer turns up and I get the ching from him and do a line.
Half hour later Antonia turns up.
Antonia rings me from her phone and I can see her from outside my window and I am gobsmacked to find out she is 250lb of pure lard and looks absolutely nothing like her picture and has a Romanian accent and not Italian at all.
I half think about not answering the door but I am buzzed up and I don't want to make a fuss, so basically say to myself lets me just book her for half hour and then tell her to fuck off and book someone else.
That was a pretty bad date.
calling an escort is not a date. Hope this helps.
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this thread is useless without groinks participation
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I was drunk one night and having a great time with this girl I just met at a party. I'm terrible with names, so I completely forgot what she was called. Anyway the next day my friend is like "yo, that Mexican chick Melissa wants to hook up". I'm thinking, fuck yeah, time to bone. The day goes on and I'm pumped to go out with this chick, one of the hottest women I'd ever met. Then my ASSHOLE friend is like, "is Melissa bringing her hot ass sister"? I'm like, what? I thought Melissa WAS the hot ass sister? No that's Vanessa. ::) ::) ::)
Beast shows up all excited and wants to go skinny dipping. :-X
I end up taking a few hits of X and plowing her overgrown garden of doom. The next morning I felt so dirty, she smelled like doo doo. :-\
She ends up in love and follows me like a lost dog who hasn't eaten in a week. All day I felt terrible, not about what I did to her, but about being in public with such a beast.
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calling an escort is not a date. Hope this helps.
Of course it is! ::)