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Title: Apple Special Event - September 9, 2015 - I am watching it
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2015, 10:21:25 AM
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2015/

Such a gay nerd I am.  ::)
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: chadstallion on September 09, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
or techie geek ?
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2015, 12:11:29 PM
Need a new phone and probably a new iPad.

BB-related: the physique selfies will be excellent.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 12:18:24 PM
Need a new phone and probably a new iPad.

BB-related: the physique selfies will be excellent.

(http://replygif.net/i/1096.gif)
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2015, 12:20:01 PM
did they introduce the bodybuilder sized 13 inch black Ipad?  I bet Tim Cook picked 13" because its his favorite size.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: FermiDirac on September 09, 2015, 12:27:56 PM
Most "Apple haters" can't even use a terminal nor put together their own computer. Their hate and arguments are just recycled shit they've read from severe tech autism forums.

(http://www.troll.me/images/college-freshman/i-love-linux-runs-ubuntu-with-unity-thumb.jpg)

On another note, Apple is a piece of shit over priced hipster garbage.  ;D
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: OB1 on September 09, 2015, 03:55:08 PM

On another note, Apple is a piece of shit over priced hipster garbage.  ;D

QFT
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Thin Lizzy on September 09, 2015, 04:07:26 PM
Looks like Apple really jumped the shark with this one.

An Apple Pencil?

Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 04:15:49 PM
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2015/

Such a gay nerd I am.  ::)

I couldnt watch that but i appreciate apple products.Just got new iphone and ipad for kids,great devices.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: HTexan on September 09, 2015, 04:25:23 PM
a lot of badass gadgets being release soon.  :)
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 04:25:33 PM
I couldnt watch that but i appreciate apple products.Just got new iphone and ipad for kids,great devices.

Will you let your kids watch the new "Road House," on their ipad, in order to teach them about gender equality?
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 04:27:50 PM
Will you let your kids watch the new "Road House," on their ipad, in order to teach them about gender equality?

Hahahhaha they are all girls believe me they are taught by their mother that they are better than men.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Grape Ape on September 09, 2015, 04:28:24 PM
I couldnt watch that but i appreciate apple products.Just got new iphone and ipad for kids,great devices.

x2
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 04:36:50 PM
Hahahhaha they are all girls believe me they are taught by their mother that they are better than men.

If your children are ALL daughters, then you should be even more concerned about gender equality!!!
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 04:57:06 PM
If your children are ALL daughters, then you should be even more concerned about gender equality!!!

I am but in a bad ass movie like roadhouse it should be a man and in my eyes always will be a man.certain situations call for a man.Women want gender equality in the military,doesnt mean its a good idea to have women on the front line or in special forces.They are missing the key ingrediant fir that stuff(test)in an amount that does something anyways.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 05:01:39 PM
I am but in a bad ass movie like roadhouse it should be a man and in my eyes always will be a man.certain situations call for a man.Women want gender equality in the military,doesnt mean its a good idea to have women on the front line or in special forces.They are missing the key ingrediant fir that stuff(test)in an amount that does something anyways.

I think we should have Goodrum and Basile on the front lines, defending the USA and Australia.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
I think we should have Goodrum and Basile on the front lines, defending the USA and Australia.

Hahahahha i would take chicks over them two
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 05:11:55 PM
Hahahahha i would take chicks over them two

Can you imagine Basile on the front lines, trying to teach all the military people about hypertrophy and his bicep supination machine? That would be epic.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394408.0;attach=428409;image)
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 05:53:50 PM
Can you imagine Basile on the front lines, trying to teach all the military people about hypertrophy and his bicep supination machine? That would be epic.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394408.0;attach=428409;image)

Hahahahha that was a good one,pic definitely makes it hilarious.Getbig is making me lmao today.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: _aj_ on September 10, 2015, 08:53:13 AM
LOL, written in 2012. It gets everything perfect, right down to Balmer and his interaction with the tech press.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 10, 2015, 09:20:35 AM
Looks like Apple really jumped the shark with this one.

An Apple Pencil?



Steve Jobs said he hated the stylus and it had no purpose, so if Apple called it a stylus which it is they would be contradicting themselves so they're telling the sheep it's and Apple Pen and I guaranfuckingtee it if you went to any Apple sheep and said nice stylus they'd correct you in telling you that it's an Apple Pen and is different but really it's just the same fucking thing.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Nails on September 10, 2015, 11:08:19 AM
let me take a wild guess


2 new iphones

bigger Ipad screens

higher display resolutions on both

and they canceled the shitty watches


 ???
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 10, 2015, 11:10:36 AM
let me take a wild guess


2 new iphones

bigger Ipad screens

higher display resolutions on both

and they canceled the shitty watches


 ???

Sort of.  Same watch but they came out with Designer bands at a high price.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: HTexan on September 10, 2015, 01:44:00 PM
Steve Jobs said he hated the stylus and it had no purpose, so if Apple called it a stylus which it is they would be contradicting themselves so they're telling the sheep it's and Apple Pen and I guaranfuckingtee it if you went to any Apple sheep and said nice stylus they'd correct you in telling you that it's an Apple Pen and is different but really it's just the same fucking thing.
Ugh no.  Steve jobs meant as a main navigation mechanism. You got to keep the time period in mind. Before 2007, most smartphones/ PDAs used a stylus as the sole means to get around the OS. I know, I had a palm treo before the iPhone, and it sucked but kind of worked.

When he said that people were actually attacking an all touch phone. Claiming no one would buy one because of fingerprints on the screen. You got to admire Steve Jobs balls ( no homo), he put out a multi touch smartphone that actually worked, and made the smartphone market what it is today.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 10, 2015, 01:48:36 PM
Ugh no.  Steve jobs meant as a main navigation mechanism. You got to keep the time period in mind. Before 2007, most smartphones/ PDAs used a stylus as the sole means to get around the OS. I know, I had a palm treo before the iPhone, and it sucked but kind of worked.

When he said that people were actually attacking an all touch phone. Claiming no one would buy one because of fingerprints on the screen. You got to admire Steve Jobs balls ( no homo), he put out a multi touch smartphone that actually worked, and made the smartphone market what it is today.

Still a stylus.  He also laughed at how people lose them, break them etc... so this new apple stylus doesn't have anywhere to dock on the ipad.  How about losing that $100 pencil.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: HTexan on September 10, 2015, 01:53:49 PM
Still a stylus.  He also laughed at how people lose them, break them etc... so this new apple stylus doesn't have anywhere to dock on the ipad.  How about losing that $100 pencil.
Im guessing most people that buy this and the iPad pro, are artist, like graphic designers and illustrators, and technical people. What I read on the internet it seems like it only works on the pro?
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Lustral on September 10, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
Im guessing most people that buy this and the iPad pro, are artist, like graphic designers and illustrators, and technical people. What I read on the internet it seems like it only works on the pro?

100% of people with ipads are homos.

Apple's greatest innovation was using the colour white.... again.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: _aj_ on September 10, 2015, 03:00:38 PM
Still a stylus.  He also laughed at how people lose them, break them etc... so this new apple stylus doesn't have anywhere to dock on the ipad.  How about losing that $100 pencil.

I believe that Jobs also hated the "phablet" tweener between the iPad the and iPhone. Now we have two phablets: the iPad Mini and the iPhone 6 Plus.

If Apple adds a touch screen to their Macbook line, Zombie Steve Jobs will claw his way up from his grave and murder the executive suite. Starting with that raging homo Cook.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Croatch on September 10, 2015, 03:36:35 PM
The watch is a horrid "invention".  What what requires a phone to use.

The large ipad should be good.  Nothing groundbreaking, but they've basically regurgitated the same touch interface across different sizes for almost a decade.

My favorite, "This is the fastest ipad/phone ever made!"  Yeah, no shit.  I didn't think you'd be regressing in graphics/cpu power...haha

Steve Cook looks like he'd be more comfortable in a tutu and lipstick than the button up shirt.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Grape Ape on September 10, 2015, 04:39:59 PM
I believe that Jobs also hated the "phablet" tweener between the iPad the and iPhone. Now we have two phablets: the iPad Mini and the iPhone 6 Plus.

If Apple adds a touch screen to their Macbook line, Zombie Steve Jobs will claw his way up from his grave and murder the executive suite. Starting with that raging homo Cook.

I think the iPad mini is perfect, from a form factor standpoint.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Grape Ape on September 10, 2015, 04:40:47 PM

My favorite, "This is the fastest ipad/phone ever made!"  Yeah, no shit.  I didn't think you'd be regressing in graphics/cpu power...haha


This is completely true.
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Lustral on September 10, 2015, 04:43:36 PM
This is completely true.

I despise Apple, their shitty overpriced luxury products and their shitty exclusivity in terms of chargers, lack of ability to add memory, change battery etc. But my dad has a large shareholding in them so hope they sell well  ;D
Title: Re: Such a homo alert: I am watching the Apple event live (oh brother)
Post by: Croatch on September 10, 2015, 05:07:07 PM
I despise Apple, their shitty overpriced luxury products and their shitty exclusivity in terms of chargers, lack of ability to add memory, change battery etc. But my dad has a large shareholding in them so hope they sell well  ;D
Are you not a fan of the $170 keyboard for the iPad or the $100 pencil?  They seem so reasonably priced:)
Apple and their bullshit.  All this typed from my iPad.
The iPad is quite good, but my girl has a Samsung that looks even better and is half the cost.  If you use os specific software and prefer the more simplistic interface, I'd go with Apple.
They ar great at giving people things like split screen, pen, and so on...then act as of they created it.  It's quite amusing.  Especially when Steve Cook is up there galavanting in his tutu.  I look forward to the next press conference when they introduce 5 new watch bands and a larger capacity iPad pro.
I'm surprised the new Apple TV doesn't support 4k.  They have a better looking Roku with it.  If they implement the App Store well on there, it could take a commanding market share....I'm sure Roku has it now.