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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Nordic Beast on September 13, 2015, 06:26:29 PM
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late at night
many years ago
I would sprinkle my pubes
in the mouth of my sleeping girlfriend
nothing hotter than the sound of her hacking
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late at night
many years ago
I would sprinkle my pubes
in the mouth of my sleeping girlfriend
nothing hotter than the sound of her hacking
Hahaha thats pretty fucked.i cant think of anything.
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Threw a 32oz cup of urine in the face of a scumbag. Drive by style. We were young and total assholes at the time. I honestly had instant regret. Oh well, live and learn. He was asked for directions on how to
get somewhere and when he started to respond.... Whammo! Right in the chops. In the mouth and all over the mustache. :)
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got in a fight with some guy on the street and bit a big chunk out of his forehead
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Came/jacked off in a roommates shampoo in college for not paying his share of the bills.
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Killed 50 hookers and threw them in a wood chipper.
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Posted on Phil Heath's Facebook and tweeted him that he's the worst Mr. O of the last 30 years, them I blocked him.
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Came in a roommates shampoo in college for not paying his share of the bills.
bleh
thats worse than the guy who killed 50 hookers into the wood chipper :-X
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Killed 50 hookers and threw them in a wood chipper.
I believe the FBI is looking for you.
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Can`t say anything without my lawyers consent.
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I believe the FBI is looking for you.
:D
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Told Vince Basile that I wanted to train on his Bicep Supination Machine. To be honest, I really think that machine is a worthless pile of trash, and is the ugliest workout machine I have ever seen.
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I don't intentionally do bad things to others. I've done some fucked up things over my lifetime, just not to other people.
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I don't intentionally do bad things to others.
Same.
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Can`t say anything without my lawyers consent.
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bleh
thats worse than the guy who killed 50 hookers into the wood chipper :-X
I feel bad about it now. Have for a while, I told him about it a while later.
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Came on a girls face without giving her advanced warning. That was bad form, but I enjoyed myself. Selfish I guess.
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I better not say. :(
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Sold nuclear warheads to some ragheads in Queens.
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got in a fight with some guy on the street and bit a big chunk out of his forehead
The things that Getbiggers do to stay anabolic..
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The things that Getbiggers do to stay anabolic..
the window was closing :o :o :o
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late at night
many years ago
I would sprinkle my pubes
in the mouth of my sleeping girlfriend
nothing hotter than the sound of her hacking
Hahaha thats pretty fucked.i cant think of anything.
Neither can i haha!
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Neither can i haha!
Quote from: RobMcPotatanks on Today at 06:26:29 PM
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wtf?
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When I lived in Orlando I hung out at titty bars a lot. When there was a drunk throwing his whole paycheck on the stage at the girls I would go up to him and tell him he could fuck any dancer if he had coke. I would drive him a mile away, get $200 from him for 2 grams and go up to a strange house. While we were both standing on the front porch I would tell him I forgot my snorter (little brass tube). I would go back to the car and take off leaving him at this house. It was basically robbery. This was in the early 80's and I was pretty much fucked up 24/7. I have felt bad about that for a long time.
I also stole cars and sold them for money to get fucked up. I was not a good person back then.
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Too effed up to admit, even anonymously to perfect strangers.
Taking it to the grave.
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Told my girlfriend I wanted to break up with her the day after she had an abortion.
Didn't go down well.
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I pulled up and asked a random guy on the street for directions then as he was leaning over I shot a crossbow arrow through his head and drove off.
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I pulled up and asked a random guy on the street for directions then as he was leaning over I shot a crossbow arrow through his head and drove off.
Calm your tits sunshine, I understand that as a Silva dick-rider you feel the need to defend him even if you have no clue what you are talking about regarding PEDs.
Fighters weren't shocked at all. Anderson originally came from Chute Boxe, a camp that in PRIDE day were notorious for steroid use (like their rivals, BTT).
At almost 40 he was still fighting like a young stud in his primes, and lol no it was not because "genetic freak! can't believe he is all natural, but he is too honorable to roid!"
I'm not a hater, most of my favorite fighters use/have used PEDs.
I have used steroids myself during my college day, wrestling competition and AMA MMA, and everyone else did; and it was a (competitive, but still) hobby.
Of course professional fighters will cycle if they can get away with it, and the UFC is very lenient with steroids.
For example, Fedor's Sambo Combat bouts were much harsher about them.
So no, except for naive casual Anderson nuthuggers sherdoggers who were never in the steroid crowd (not everybody can be an athlete), don't train, and who are not "in the know" (I used to train with several pros, none of them were "shocked" when it was publicly revealed that Silva was a juicer)
Now, simple question: do you believe that PRIDE Anderson was not roiding?
Yes or no?
Can't believe how naive some of you guys are, Silva's longevity was totally natural?
Guys like Fedor declined & retired from MMA at a normal age, which is why I'm more willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
And yes, there were other signs of steroid abuse from Silva than his "incredible!" longevity.
But it's not my job to educate you on PEDs issues, make your own researches lazy, look up the MMA sections in the biggest PED related forums out there, these sections were all filled with "called it!" post after AS pissed hot.
And since no banhammer threat, they discuss AS's other signs of use too.
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I feel bad about it now. Have for a while, I told him about it a while later.
I suspect he got the idea for his post from the film, Fargo. Although if I remember correctly, what went into the chipper was not a hooker. Either way, it was gross.
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Took a shit on my own car bonnet and drove it to a hand car wash where I knew an old enemy of mine was working (he had disrespected me 5 years earlier). It gave me immense pleasure watching him have to clean it off. It highlighted that he was a scum sucking dog, and I had bested him in life.
Good times!
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Backed my car over some pizzas then made a group of freshman eat it.
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late at night
many years ago
I would sprinkle my pubes
in the mouth of my sleeping girlfriend
nothing hotter than the sound of her hacking
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put a hit on them.
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Pushed my best friend into our school's rat infested brook to divert attention away from myself as I was getting laughed at by a bunch of girls for fancying one of their group...half the school knew him as-'Rat Boy' after that...even brought it up at his wedding in the best man speech....he's never forgotten ;D
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I pulled up and asked a random guy on the street for directions then as he was leaning over I shot a crossbow arrow through his head and drove off.
This is a wonderful post
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My first time in a firefight in Bosnia our squad was crossing an old stone-brick bridge over the river Drina,
some idiot (we later found out he was with the local Serbian militia) climbed over the wall on the other end
walking towards us- we warned him in his own language to STOP (PREKID!!!) but he kept coming.
I shot him in the arm (with my M16), and he just fell over DEAD, no vital signs. We found he had TWO grenades in the
back pockets of his pants, so he was up to no good...
It was a LEGIT/LEGAL kill, but it still haunts me to this day- still have dreams about it!!!
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My first time in a firefight in Bosnia our squad was crossing an old stone-brick bridge over the river Drina,
some idiot (we later found out he was with the local Serbian militia) climbed over the wall on the other end
walking towards us- we warned him in his own language to STOP (PREKID!!!) but he kept coming.
I shot him in the arm (with my M16), and he just fell over DEAD, no vital signs. We found he had TWO grenades in the
back pockets of his pants, so he was up to no good...
It was a LEGIT/LEGAL kill, but it still haunts me to this day- still have dreams about it!!!
I killed alot of iraqi's in the war
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Too effed up to admit, even anonymously to perfect strangers.
Taking it to the grave.
Damn must be good.
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Killed a man with a trident.
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Hid Katz's shirt.
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Hid Katz's shirt.
:D
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Dropped a load in one girlfriend at her place, then told her I had to leave to take care of some business.. I then headed straight over to another girlfriends apartment and dropped a load in her too.. To add to the excitement, I didn't even wash my dick first before banging the second one ..
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Too effed up to admit, even anonymously to perfect strangers.
Taking it to the grave.
Yep. I've done some crazy shit over the years.
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At 14 shot my best friend in the back of the head (execution style) with a pellet gun. We skipped school that day and hung out at his house. He had a couple of pellet guns and we decided to hunt each other around the house. This was pre-internet days. The only rules were no shooting in the head or face.
He was executed because he was sloppy and noisy and didn't check his corners when moving into the basement. I was hiding in some unfinished dry wall between 2x4 framing.
As he stepped by me I reached out and shot him point blank range in the back of the head. The pellet lodged under the skin in his scalp.
I should feel bad about it but I like to think it was a learning exercise for him that might someday save his life.
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Damn must be good.
Not good, shameful.
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banged an ex girlfriend twice about a week after her honeymoon, i had previously gotten her to dump the guy she eventually went back to and married. (he was based abroad at the time)
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I pulled up and asked a random guy on the street for directions then as he was leaning over I shot a crossbow arrow through his head and drove off.
Hot DAMN this post is making me chuckle! Haha!
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Hot DAMN this post is making me chuckle! Haha!
It's very Fargo.
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Bump :)
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Great thread.....we need some more gems added.
God only knows what you get Biggers have been up to in the real world
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I once made a guy get on his hands and knees and lick up his own piss.... ;D
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I once made a guy get on his hands and knees and lick up his own piss.... ;D
Do you have gay sadomasochistic tendencies?
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Do you have gay sadomasochistic tendencies?
Alas, no.
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one time at band camp.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D actually at work some guy kept hitting me in the arm like he thought it was funny, guy was nothing but this would have effected my workout later that night.... so i said one more time and i;m going to stuff you in the drain..... he did it one more time i picked him up slammed him on the concrete.. pulled off the drain cover and was about to kick him in the head to make it easier to stuff him in the drain... when 4 guys grabbed me before i could finish the job... anyway guy quit on the spot and no one ever hit me in the arm again..... happy ending... ;D ;D ;D
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one time at band camp.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D actually at work some guy kept hitting me in the arm like he thought it was funny, guy was nothing but this would have effected my workout later that night.... so i said one more time and i;m going to stuff you in the drain..... he did it one more time i picked him up slammed him on the concrete.. pulled off the drain cover and was about to kick him in the head to make it easier to stuff him in the drain... when 4 guys grabbed me before i could finish the job... anyway guy quit on the spot and no one ever hit me in the arm again..... happy ending... ;D ;D ;D
Translation:
The next time he punched me in the arm, I tried to grab it and instead ended up with my arm twisted behind my back while screaming "uncle, uncle".
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Translation:
The next time he punched me in the arm, I tried to grab it and instead ended up with my arm twisted behind my back while screaming "uncle, uncle".
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one other time under the influence i hung a guy out the window 3 stories up by his ankles, guy later flunked out of school, joined the army and died in viet nam.... felt pretty bad at the time when i heard this.
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one other time under the influence i hung a guy out the window 3 stories up by his ankles, guy later flunked out of school, joined the army and died in viet nam.... felt pretty bad at the time when i heard this.
hahahahahahaha
im a terrible person for finding that funny...but not sorry about it ;D