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Title: Kali Muscle
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 25, 2015, 11:19:31 AM
The retards that follow him are amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=1ueV8ZLCcAU
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: 10pints on September 25, 2015, 11:24:01 AM
(Highlights)....... Too funny

Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 25, 2015, 11:30:26 AM
The retards that follow him are amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=1ueV8ZLCcAU

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Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: The Ugly on September 25, 2015, 11:31:45 AM
What's with the dopey slapfest?
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Croatch on September 25, 2015, 11:36:36 AM
A new level of intelligence was created that day.  After the show, the real dedicated fans paid Kali to prison rape them...then gave him a high five and said, "Right on bro....right on."
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Azure on September 25, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
I don't understand this at all. Who follows this? Why would anyone think this is a good thing? It was really sad to see a guy like this have crowds and a great champion like Ronnie have a shorter line.

The people who follow him are just as stupid as he is
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: The Ugly on September 25, 2015, 11:45:35 AM
I don't understand this at all. Who follows this? Why would anyone think this is a good thing? It was really sad to see a guy like this have crowds and a great champion like Ronnie have a shorter line.

The people who follow him are just as stupid as he is

Internet has proven just how widespread stupidity is. A world of obsessed starfuckers.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: OB1 on September 25, 2015, 11:48:55 AM
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Unbelievable stupid.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 25, 2015, 11:55:29 AM
What's with the backslapping?

Is that what people pay for? Entertainment these days, sheesh, people are mindless sheep.

I'd rather watch Kai Greene in a white towel / raping a grapefruit.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: SF1900 on September 25, 2015, 11:58:48 AM
Most of his followers think he is natural lol
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Nether Animal on September 25, 2015, 12:16:44 PM
A new level of intelligence was created that day.  After the show, the real dedicated fans paid Kali to prison rape them...then gave him a high five and said, "Right on bro....right on."


Fucked by FéLLA.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 25, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
disgusting human being. He should choke to death in his ramen noodles.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: hench on September 25, 2015, 12:45:42 PM
well that was pathetic
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Croatch on September 25, 2015, 12:56:22 PM
A unanimous decision here.  Call ESPN.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: SuperTed on September 25, 2015, 01:01:21 PM
An industry full of retards unfortunately.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: 240 is Back on September 25, 2015, 01:11:48 PM
It's 2015, coach.

The majority of people online don't want to watch a dignified Bill Pearl talking about the valor of compound exercises.   They want to see a Kali Muscle.   

Same reason why a blowhard buffoon like Trump is leading polls - despite vague, hate filled rants of 'greatness'.  It's 2015.   It's an entire generation of low-attention span, low-interest, low-test, unfocused people.   

it's 2015, this is how the world is now.  Kali, DLB, they're today's fitness rock stars.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Europe on September 25, 2015, 01:32:09 PM
HA!! Idiocracy at it's finest.. mind you this is only early stages.

In 50-100 years these "animals" will procreate and fill the world with humans who'll have even worse life-, moral-, family values.

Read a book getbiggers, view educational videos/documentaries, educate yourselves. Right now is "THE STEP" to take, if your offspring end up being a sub-human or a ubermensch.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: HTexan on September 25, 2015, 01:42:28 PM
A new level of intelligence was created that day.  After the show, the real dedicated fans paid Kali to prison rape them...then gave him a high five and said, "Right on bro....right on."

I think they paid to prison rape Kali aka chuck basher daily.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Croatch on September 25, 2015, 01:44:00 PM
HA!! Idiocracy at it's finest.. mind you this is only early stages.

In 50-100 years these "animals" will procreate and fill the world with humans who'll have even worse life-, moral-, family values.

Read a book getbiggers, view educational videos/documentaries, educate yourselves. Right now is "THE STEP" to take, if your offspring end up being a sub-human or a ubermensch.
Doesn't it seem that the least intelligent folk manage to reproduce the most?  Ironic.  When you have those gem genetics...please, please...spread them:)
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2015, 01:45:22 PM
I don't understand this at all. Who follows this? Why would anyone think this is a good thing? It was really sad to see a guy like this have crowds and a great champion like Ronnie have a shorter line.

The people who follow him are just as stupid as he is

Same people follow DLB and her tubby husband
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: devilsmile on September 25, 2015, 01:45:33 PM
The retards that follow him are amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=1ueV8ZLCcAU

HAHAAAA I would so put my everything into those back slaps on that delicious female, mmmmh :P
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: dr.chimps on September 25, 2015, 01:46:06 PM
It's 2015, coach.

The majority of people online don't want to watch a dignified Bill Pearl talking about the valor of compound exercises.   They want to see a Kali Muscle.   

Same reason why a blowhard buffoon like Trump is leading polls - despite vague, hate filled rants of 'greatness'.  It's 2015.   It's an entire generation of low-attention span, low-interest, low-test, unfocused people.   

it's 2015, this is how the world is now.  Kali, DLB, they're today's fitness rock stars.
Can I love/hate this post?    ???
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Red Hook on September 25, 2015, 01:51:42 PM
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someone stopped the planet for spinning I want to jump off...

this video proves that Darwin was wrong...  humans are officially fucked.


Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: hench on September 25, 2015, 01:51:48 PM
these cretins probably would have copied kali muscle if he pulled down his pants and curled a big brown turd out on the floor.

It's 2015, coach.

The majority of people online don't want to watch a dignified Bill Pearl talking about the valor of compound exercises.   They want to see a Kali Muscle.   

Same reason why a blowhard buffoon like Trump is leading polls - despite vague, hate filled rants of 'greatness'.  It's 2015.   It's an entire generation of low-attention span, low-interest, low-test, unfocused people.   

it's 2015, this is how the world is now.  Kali, DLB, they're today's fitness rock stars.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: bradistani on September 25, 2015, 01:54:47 PM
The retards that follow him are amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=1ueV8ZLCcAU

 ???

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Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 25, 2015, 01:57:47 PM
It's 2015, coach.

The majority of people online don't want to watch a dignified Bill Pearl talking about the valor of compound exercises.   They want to see a Kali Muscle.   

Same reason why a blowhard buffoon like Trump is leading polls - despite vague, hate filled rants of 'greatness'.  It's 2015.   It's an entire generation of low-attention span, low-interest, low-test, unfocused people.   

it's 2015, this is how the world is now.  Kali, DLB, they're today's fitness rock stars.

You seem to be the only one on here making excuses for him. What does that tell you? What does trump have to do with this thread? As usual you seem lost.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: devilsmile on September 25, 2015, 01:59:57 PM
You seem to be the only one on here making excuses for him. What does that tell you? What does trump have to do with this thread? As usual you seem lost.

240 was spot on actually, to the letter. Just because I think that shit is retarded as fuck doesn't mean I don't understand WHY people would love that shit
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 25, 2015, 02:03:27 PM
240 was spot on actually, to the letter. Just because I think that shit is retarded as fuck doesn't mean I don't understand WHY people would love that shit

Not saying he wasn't. He's just the only one making excuses for him. Just like he makes excuses for Obama and Killary.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2015, 02:03:36 PM
It don't get anymore cheesy than this. And people buy right into it... :-\


Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: phil mcgroin on September 25, 2015, 05:30:31 PM
Anyone notice how kali spreads his hands down and out upon making contact with skin.Caus'sng greater damage.He didnt do that to the girl.when i was  younger and soneone did that shit they would have gotten smacked around and told to go back with the animals.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: HTexan on September 25, 2015, 06:03:43 PM
???

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i guess he does scat g4p like lee priest? :-X :-X
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 25, 2015, 06:08:18 PM
The retards that follow him are amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=1ueV8ZLCcAU

So you're suggesting that you aren't, by starting a thread about this hebrewvidual?
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Davidtheman100 on September 25, 2015, 06:50:50 PM
He is not funny at all when he tries to be. He's funny to laugh at though. He always brags about his physique but he could never win a pro card in an era where they're practically handing them out....he thinks the haters really love him...well they actually hate him lol
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: 240 is Back on September 26, 2015, 06:42:36 AM
You seem to be the only one on here making excuses for him. What does that tell you? What does trump have to do with this thread? As usual you seem lost.

In no way am I "making excuses for him" nor should he make any.   He has a unique product which social media users really like.  I don't subscribe, I mean he does wipe on video, right?  Totally not for me, BUT I do admit the market for him on 2015 is very very high. 

I don't find it funny, tasteful nor interesting.  But I admit millions of people do.  What is the issue here,man?
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: 240 is Back on September 26, 2015, 06:44:41 AM
240 was spot on actually, to the letter. Just because I think that shit is retarded as fuck doesn't mean I don't understand WHY people would love that shit

Spot on. 

I simply analyzed the market and demand for Kali.  It's very high. 

I didn't make a single excuse for Kali, not that he has any duty to provide one to us. 

Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 02:08:30 PM
???

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Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 26, 2015, 06:51:09 PM
It don't get anymore cheesy than this. And people buy right into it... :-\




hey snowman what is funny is rob thinks hes tough cause he lifts weights 

also do you think he fucks that skinny crack head rapping in his video,  i do !
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: 240 is Back on September 28, 2015, 12:40:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/user/KaliMuscle

big arms + yell about funny/crazy stuff = millions of views on some of those videos.

I'll never sit thru one, but it's 2015.   That's what the world is now.  Elect someone that isn't a rino/democrat (trump) and change the world, man!
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: Davidtheman100 on September 28, 2015, 12:43:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/user/KaliMuscle

big arms + yell about funny/crazy stuff = millions of views on some of those videos.

I'll never sit thru one, but it's 2015.   That's what the world is now.  Elect someone that isn't a rino/democrat (trump) and change the world, man!

lol wtf are you talking about ??? ??? Two completely irrelevant things. It's when the country is molded into such a politically correct crock of shit that is getting us nowhere but catering to the less fortunate domestic people and ruining foreign affairs....People get so fed up to the point where they'd be willing to elect someone who literally the exact polar opposite.
Title: Re: Kali Muscle
Post by: AbrahamG on September 28, 2015, 01:28:26 AM
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I cannot even fathom just how sopping wet Booty must be after watching this.