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Title: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 28, 2015, 07:08:48 AM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: SF1900 on September 28, 2015, 07:12:18 AM
Ive had this happen to me before where I will think someone is talking to me, but they are talking into their bluetooth.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: da_vinci on September 28, 2015, 07:12:41 AM
I guess it was that one time when you actually believed u will finally get laid, was it?
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: wes on September 28, 2015, 07:20:52 AM
I guess it was that one time when you actually believed u will finally get laid, was it?
;D
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 28, 2015, 07:23:17 AM
I guess it was that one time when you actually believed u will finally get laid, was it?

So close but yet so far.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: BigCyp on September 28, 2015, 07:33:59 AM
Sometimes I pretend my wife is wearing one when she's actually shouting at me.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Svengoolie on September 28, 2015, 07:42:22 AM
If I were there I would have taken over the conversation with you.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 28, 2015, 07:42:35 AM
I've posted this before, but when I live in the bay area this was this big fat guy that would pull a suitcase behind him shouting like a crazy man.  People learned to just ignore him.  Today you can just slap a Bluetooth headset on him and people would just think he was a business man heading to a hotel.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Thong Maniac on September 28, 2015, 08:31:37 AM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.

Yep she is a sociopath...in her mind you are the odd one
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: tommywishbone on September 28, 2015, 08:53:54 AM
Most likely a transvestite. Don't worry about it.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: 240 is Back on September 28, 2015, 11:17:31 AM
worst part is when you finish your sentence to her, she pauses as if she is processing what you say (when she's actually listening to the person on the other line) then she puts up the 'shush' finger and walks away irritated at you.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 28, 2015, 11:22:15 AM
The only one i allow having eyecontact with me during bluetoothing is Darren
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Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: bradistani on September 28, 2015, 01:42:20 PM
...or when you're having a wank
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Coffeed on September 28, 2015, 01:56:55 PM
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Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: _aj_ on September 28, 2015, 02:43:17 PM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.

Good thing you weren't "popping and locking" because then you'd be a damned fool.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: robcguns on September 28, 2015, 07:35:02 PM
Happens to me alot,cant fucking stand that bluetooth crap,only time needed is driving in a car.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Method101 on September 29, 2015, 02:46:35 AM
So close but yet so far.
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Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: muscularny on September 29, 2015, 02:51:44 AM
for those who have a hard time walking up to chicks use a bluetooth device as an excuse, in other words walk up and say something and if you get a reply that you dont like simply say "hold on a minute, some girl here is acting weird" then proceed to ask her what her problem is, why is she talking to you?
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Method101 on September 29, 2015, 02:54:02 AM
for those who have a hard time walking up to chicks use a bluetooth device as an excuse, in other words walk up and say something and if you get a reply that you dont like simply say "hold on a minute, some girl here is acting weird" then proceed to ask her what her problem is, why is she talking to you?
Ever heard of alcohol? It helps a lot... most guys are too nervous to approach anyone while totally sober, get a few drinks in them and they become like Zyzz. The real trick is to develop that "no fucks given" Zyzz mentality while being sober.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: WOOO on September 29, 2015, 03:04:47 AM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.


And you thought that you were this close to making a friend. ....
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 29, 2015, 06:51:49 AM

And you thought that you were this close to making a friend. ....

Nah, I use facebook for that :p
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Papper on September 29, 2015, 09:19:55 AM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.

You should have returned to the gym later to throw a latte all over her and her bluetooth
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Tapeworm on September 29, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
Fuck it.  Just keep on having the conversation.
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 29, 2015, 09:35:27 AM
The other day some chick was making eye contact with me, then proceeds to make a comment about people waiting in line for the iphone.  So I answer back that it's stupid blah blah, then she proceeds to talk about something completely different like she's answering a question and then I realize she's on a Bluetooth headset talking to someone.  Why the fuck was she staring at me talking.  I just stood there feeling like a fool.
That has happened more than once to me. I hate those fucking things
Title: Re: Don't make eye contact with me when you're wearing your bluetooth
Post by: robcguns on September 29, 2015, 10:14:32 AM
Fuck it.  Just keep on having the conversation.

Hahaha that would be pretty hilarious