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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Coach is Back! on September 29, 2015, 01:57:00 PM
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
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^^^ dumbest idiot ever
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Oh boy, bigro posted this yesterday. Its satire.
All you need to do is listen carefully to her language and social cues, and its obvious its satire.
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I'm on here maybe once or twice a day for a total of about 2-3min. Enlighten me.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
It's not real Coach.
Cassidy is just trolling.
Here is her vid about Vegimite being Racist.
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^^^ dumbest idiot ever
;D ;D
However, the more perceptive of readers would have likely picked up on the true nature of the story – a satirical piece that pokes fun at feminism by both exaggerating and ridiculing feministic concepts. There is no woman suing a man for saving her from drowning, at least not related to this article there isn’t.
Thus the character Cassidy Boon – who has her own Twitter account and is the author of other controversially-sounding satire pieces including Why male suicides do not matter as much as female ones and Why it’s okay for women to cheat on their boyfriends – is more than likely a pseudonym rather than an actual person and it is rather unlikely that she (or he) genuinely believes in the ideas they describe they assert.
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It's not real Coach.
Cassidy is just trolling.
Thanks. All I needed to know.
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This is a known satirical website and it was posted there
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/
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This is a known satirical website and it was posted there
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/
I've never heard of it.
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I've never heard of it.
Me either. But you'd be surprised what you can find with a quick google search.
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Didn't think it could be real. No one is that dumb except maybe feminists.
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Me either. But you'd be surprised what you can find with a quick google search.
I've got 13 people in here. I don't google or time for it. I'll forget about this post in an hour.
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Didn't think it could be real. No one is that dumb except maybe feminists.
Old school feminists are not dumb.
New school feminists are dumb.
Old school feminists even dislike new school feminists.
There is a huge difference between the two schools of thought.
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you never even read your own posts.
perhaps it's dyslexia, consider a trip to the shrink, perhaps you can claim disability.
the good news is you guys have destroyed the GOP ;D
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Of course its fake...geez coach comeon
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
Omg...
Coach probly thinks colbert report was for conservatives lol...man this never gets old with coach.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
excuse me?
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Lol. Coach. Declared chauvinist. Owned by.
Feminists.
Epic meltdown to ensue.
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Dude. Just stop.
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She has great, milky juggs.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
How could you fall for the pretty obvious... ::)
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How could you fall for the pretty obvious... ::)
the video has 65K comments. Most of the people commenting were fooled.
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This news website www.TheOnion.com is incredible.
I think it's real. I can't be bothered to click.
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I've got 13 people in here. I don't google or time for it. I'll forget about this post in an hour.
Really? Ok then.
We here in the Southern Hemisphere can search for you while you sleep and have an executive summary in your inbox by the morning for $Suckabagofdicks.95 inclusive.
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Really? Ok then.
We here in the Southern Hemisphere can search for you while you sleep and have an executive summary in your inbox by the morning for $Suckabagofdicks.95 inclusive.
What the hell does that even mean? Is it a threat or something?
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. No one is that dumb
Haha ,OK Coach
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What the hell does that even mean? Is it a threat or something?
A threat? Why would you think that?
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Didn't think it could be real. No one is that dumb except maybe feminists.
Yet you start a thread about it labelling her a whack job feminist?
You thought it was real all right.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
I'm jobless. Here is my take on this:
The video kept pausing and I believe those pauses were not because of a bad video playback, but a result oxygen deprivation when she was passed out while underwater for 2 minutes. This unfortunately left her permanently further brain damaged than she was before the incident.
Another possibility is that the older guy who saved her life actually spurned her offer to let him fuck her as her way of thanking him for his good deed. Hell hath no fury.....and all that shit. I mean, I wouldn't hit it. But then, my taste in fuckable people run in a different direction.
It struck me how much she looked like a female version of Tay Tay. Maybe she's his sister. In that case, her problem is probably genetic. Up next, she'll be wearing his bunny suit with the hole in it.
As for reality....anything is possible.
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I'm jobless. Here is my take on this:
The video kept pausing and I believe those pauses were not because of a bad video playback, but a result oxygen deprivation when she was passed out while underwater for 2 minutes. This unfortunately left her permanently further brain damaged than she was before the incident.
Another possibility is that the older guy who saved her life actually spurned her offer to let him fuck her as her way of thanking him for his good deed. Hell hath no fury.....and all that shit. I mean, I wouldn't hit it. But then, my taste in fuckable people run in a different direction.
It struck me how much she looked like a female version of Tay Tay. Maybe she's his sister. In that case, her problem is probably genetic. Up next, she'll be wearing his bunny suit with the hole in it.
As for reality....anything is possible.
Or, fake. For brevity and all.
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More proof that mainstream media isn't going anywhere and get put up just about anything and the masses will buy into it...
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What the hell does that even mean? Is it a threat or something?
Joe, I would never threaten to force your face into a bag of dicks.
I'm hurt by the very suggestion.
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I'm on here maybe once or twice a day for a total of about 2-3min. Enlighten me.
Well then, you are a expert keyboardist.
According to your statistics, which suggest you're here a little more than you think you are. Member (using current handle) since 2009. Total Time Spent Online: 272 days, 9 hours and 41 minutes. (that's approximately 6537.75 hours total time on board) This means if you were on everyday, all day for the past 6 years, you were logged in for about 21 minutes each day, not 2 or 3 like you suggest. This is about right if it takes you 2 minutes for each post.
Total Posts: 29651 posts (13.356 per day)
Total Topics Started: 1667 topics
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Or, fake. For brevity and all.
I like my colorful explanation better, although it is a bit longer than yours. I'll give you that.
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LOW EFFORT THOUGHT LEADS TO CONSERVATISM
Abstract
The authors test the hypothesis that low-effort thought promotes political conservatism. In Study 1, alcohol intoxication was
measured among bar patrons; as blood alcohol level increased, so did political conservatism (controlling for sex, education,
and political identification). In Study 2, participants under cognitive load reported more conservative attitudes than their
no-load counterparts. In Study 3, time pressure increased participants’ endorsement of conservative terms. In Study 4,
participants considering political terms in a cursory manner endorsed conservative terms more than those asked to cogitate;
an indicator of effortful thought (recognition memory) partially mediated the relationship between processing effort and
conservatism. Together these data suggest that political conservatism may be a process consequence of low-effort thought;
when effortful, deliberate thought is disengaged, endorsement of conservative ideology increases.
http://2012election.procon.org/sourcefiles/low-effort-thought-promotes-political-conservatism-2012.pdf
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I like my colorful explanation better, although it is a bit longer than yours. I'll give you that.
Different strokes.
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Well then, you are a expert keyboardist.
According to your statistics, which suggest you're here a little more than you think you are. Member (using current handle) since 2009. Total Time Spent Online: 272 days, 9 hours and 41 minutes. (that's approximately 6537.75 hours total time on board) This means if you were on everyday, all day for the past 6 years, you were logged in for about 21 minutes each day, not 2 or 3 like you suggest. This is about right if it takes you 2 minutes for each post.
Total Posts: 29651 posts (13.356 per day)
Total Topics Started: 1667 topics
Don't use fancy numbers to try to prove coach wrong. He's got Jesus on his side.
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LOW EFFORT THOUGHT LEADS TO CONSERVATISM
Abstract
The authors test the hypothesis that low-effort thought promotes political conservatism. In Study 1, alcohol intoxication was
measured among bar patrons; as blood alcohol level increased, so did political conservatism (controlling for sex, education,
and political identification). In Study 2, participants under cognitive load reported more conservative attitudes than their
no-load counterparts. In Study 3, time pressure increased participants’ endorsement of conservative terms. In Study 4,
participants considering political terms in a cursory manner endorsed conservative terms more than those asked to cogitate;
an indicator of effortful thought (recognition memory) partially mediated the relationship between processing effort and
conservatism. Together these data suggest that political conservatism may be a process consequence of low-effort thought;
when effortful, deliberate thought is disengaged, endorsement of conservative ideology increases.
http://2012election.procon.org/sourcefiles/low-effort-thought-promotes-political-conservatism-2012.pdf
The title sums conservatives up perfectly.
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Don't use fancy numbers to try to prove coach wrong. He's got Jesus on his side.
lål
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Well then, you are a expert keyboardist.
According to your statistics, which suggest you're here a little more than you think you are. Member (using current handle) since 2009. Total Time Spent Online: 272 days, 9 hours and 41 minutes. (that's approximately 6537.75 hours total time on board) This means if you were on everyday, all day for the past 6 years, you were logged in for about 21 minutes each day, not 2 or 3 like you suggest. This is about right if it takes you 2 minutes for each post.
Total Posts: 29651 posts (13.356 per day)
Total Topics Started: 1667 topics
272 days out 2552 ain't shit son. This took me about 10sec to type this out. And considering I usually forget to log out, feel free to reduce that number.
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I suppose she is trying to be funny..she isn't funny at all
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Lol at people in their 40s and 50s that call people "son" all the time in a disrespectful manner.
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Lol at people in their 40s and 50s that call people "son" all the time in a disrespectful manner.
Considering Primemuscle is probably one of the oldest members here.
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I suppose she is trying to be funny..she isn't funny at all
I don't think she is trying to be funny in a comedic sense. Its satire. Poking fun at feminism.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
Where did I say this was real? If I thought it was real I would have either said so or not qualified it with "I hope this is fake".
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Where did I say this was real? If I thought it was real I would have either said so or not qualified it with "I hope this is fake".
please clarify, to whom you are referring to by "left-wing whack job feminists" then ???
keep doing what you're doing though, it's all good :D
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Lol at people in their 40s and 50s that call people "son" all the time in a disrespectful manner.
The only person I call son is my son.
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I hope this is fake. Maybe one of you jobless gurus can check since you like fact check my posts.
https://www.facebook.com/theportlygazelle/videos/522708164560493/
I guess the butt of you joke is ... People like yourself
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I'm on here maybe once or twice a day for a total of about 2-3min. Enlighten me.
???