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Title: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Method101 on October 14, 2015, 01:42:55 PM: I recently had "Wow your skin is really soft" in an exited tone of voice, I was like uhh yea I shave every morning... :-\

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Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: wes on October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM: "Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: phreak on October 14, 2015, 01:47:24 PM: "Please don't, daddy!"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 14, 2015, 01:51:53 PM: Can you take the handcuffs off me now.
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 14, 2015, 01:52:59 PM: "My cock just got hard"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Method101 on October 14, 2015, 01:58:45 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 14, 2015, 01:51:53 PM
Can you take the handcuffs off me now.

Quote from: wes on October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM
"Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!

lmfao :D , FML mine wasn't a joke though :-X :-\
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: 10pints on October 14, 2015, 02:00:39 PM: "I don't usually kiss clients."
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Powerlift66 on October 14, 2015, 02:18:23 PM: Dont do that, cousin...
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 14, 2015, 02:21:46 PM: Quote from: wes on October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM
"Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!

lolz
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Rudee on October 14, 2015, 02:22:05 PM: "Happy Birthday Son!"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 14, 2015, 02:25:03 PM: Quote from: phreak on October 14, 2015, 01:47:24 PM
"Please don't, daddy!"
so fucking wrong :D
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2015, 02:25:25 PM: "Daddy kisses better than you....'' :-X
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Red Hook on October 14, 2015, 02:29:58 PM: - Daddy, take your tongue out of my ass, it's not Wednesday yet

- Why do call me a grapefruit and ask me to wear a white towel over my head?

- Wider than Heath

- What if I am a tranny, would you still hit it?
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2015, 02:31:06 PM: Well not saying anything, but totally losing muscle tone and dropping to the floor..........not kiddin'
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 14, 2015, 07:20:54 PM: "Why is your cock out, we are 13 minutes into our first date?"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Schnauzer on October 14, 2015, 07:22:28 PM: "What are you doing, Mr. Cosby??!!"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2015, 07:24:21 PM: Set it up
Potato
Coward
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Hulkotron on October 14, 2015, 07:26:44 PM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2015, 07:24:21 PM
Set it up
Potato
Coward

:D
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 14, 2015, 10:08:52 PM: Btw how cute of method asking this question just to brag that he got a kiss.......from a women to..a real women cause she can speak
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 14, 2015, 10:35:38 PM: "Your kisses are worst than you posts"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Costanza on October 14, 2015, 10:57:58 PM: I think you need to do that again, but with your dick.
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: phreak on October 14, 2015, 10:58:46 PM: "Why do you taste like semen?"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Thespritz0 on October 15, 2015, 01:01:04 PM: "Hurry up into my apartment my husband comes home in 3 hours"!!!
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 15, 2015, 01:09:25 PM: "You kiss better than my dad"
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Post by: PJim on October 15, 2015, 01:13:20 PM: *death rattle*
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: chaos on October 15, 2015, 01:16:04 PM: Mmmm tastes like my sister.
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 15, 2015, 01:49:32 PM: "You need to leave, my cankled son Chaos is coming home from the gym"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Royalty on October 15, 2015, 02:57:01 PM: "I have Ebola"
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Army of One on October 15, 2015, 03:02:20 PM: "I used to be called Bruce..."
Title: Re: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 16, 2015, 01:44:53 PM: Quote from: Schnauzer on October 14, 2015, 07:22:28 PM
"What are you doing, Mr. Cosby??!!"
Haha we read this over here in Europe too.... :)