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Title: can you make it to the end of this female comedians short routine?
Post by: Army of One on October 18, 2015, 02:01:20 PM
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 18, 2015, 02:03:00 PM

I don't speak Asian so I was unable to understand what she was saying.
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Post by: Hulkotron on October 18, 2015, 02:04:00 PM
Didn't even start it.
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Post by: SuperTed on October 18, 2015, 02:09:17 PM
90% of female stand up's are shit and she just summed up all the reasons why.

At least she got a few sympathy laughs.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 02:18:09 PM
Women comediennes are simply not funny
I cant recall one apart from Lilly Savage.
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 18, 2015, 02:18:47 PM
Women comediennes are simply not funny
I cant recall one apart from Lilly Savage.
Joan Rivers was actually incredibly talented and funny.
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Post by: SF1900 on October 18, 2015, 02:23:50 PM
With a little help, she could be the next George Carlin.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 02:25:44 PM
Joan Rivers was actually incredibly talented and funny.
One trick pony and ironically looked like a horse as well.
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 18, 2015, 02:30:52 PM
I can no longer listen to WFAN, the Sports Talk radio station in NYC because they won't stop running Progressive Insurance commercials featuring "Flo," who, in real life is a no talent female comedienne named Stephanie Courtney. Apparently, the marketing idiots at Progressive think she's a real hoot, but, to the rest of the world, she's the most annoying ad spokesperson ever.
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Post by: BB on October 18, 2015, 02:37:06 PM


Made it to the end, but for most of it I had the Charlie Brown teacher's voice as a running loop in my head -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04 .

90% of female stand up's are shit and she just summed up all the reasons why.

At least she got a few sympathy laughs.

Most of the decent ones I've seen were: 1) Either really old, and from the Vegas circuit or the black "chitlin circuit" here in the States where you actually had to chops to survive, 2) Lesbians.
 
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 18, 2015, 02:42:40 PM
One trick pony and ironically looked like a horse as well.
Hardly.

You don't know shit about Joan obviously.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 02:48:09 PM
Hardly.

You don't know shit about Joan obviously.
Ive seen enough to know she isnt funny.
I would have to laugh for that wouldnt I?
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Post by: local hero on October 18, 2015, 02:59:49 PM
Ive seen enough to know she isnt funny.
I would have to laugh for that wouldnt I?


A joke is a joke.....
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Post by: Elvis_McCartney on October 18, 2015, 03:03:55 PM
NO I couldn't.
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Post by: hench on October 18, 2015, 03:04:31 PM
yep female comedians are shit, I dunno, there's just something not right about women trying to be funny, it doesn't work.
I don't mind Jo Brand because she rips the piss out of herself.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 03:05:23 PM

A joke is a joke.....
Someone should have told Joan what a joke was.

And a joke isn't just a joke, some people are genuinely funny with very weak material.
Its in the delivery.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 03:06:44 PM
yep female comedians are shit, I dunno, there's just something not right about women trying to be funny, it doesn't work.
I don't mind Jo Brand because she rips the piss out of herself.
Yep, not funny though, Sarah Millican just goes on about how fat she is.

Its like getting the joke in before someone else does.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on October 18, 2015, 03:07:57 PM
She watched too many Southpark episodes
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Post by: local hero on October 18, 2015, 03:08:14 PM
I'm suprised that was lost on you.... But I agree, I've never doubled up watching a female comic
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 18, 2015, 03:08:27 PM
Someone should have told Joan what a joke was.

And a joke isn't just a joke, some people are genuinely funny with very weak material.
Its in the delivery.
She was known for her delivery, genius.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 03:12:57 PM
She was known for her delivery, genius.
Look mate, she wasnt funny, women comediennes are not funny, they never are.

Being American you likely dont find this funny
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Post by: hench on October 18, 2015, 03:31:50 PM
Cannot stand Millican yet my Mrs wets herself over her. I can't help  but shake my head in disgust

Yep, not funny though, Sarah Millican just goes on about how fat she is.

Its like getting the joke in before someone else does.
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 18, 2015, 03:40:43 PM
Look mate, she wasnt funny, women comediennes are not funny, they never are.

Being American you likely dont find this funny

That was horrible.  So unclever, poor delivery.  His accent sucks, mumbles one liner after one liner.  No real thought going on. 
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Post by: BB on October 18, 2015, 03:46:04 PM
Look mate, she wasnt funny, women comediennes are not funny, they never are.

Being American you likely dont find this funny


This was that fellow's best performance -

.

the joke was open..... : ).
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Post by: BlackMetallic on October 18, 2015, 04:10:46 PM

A joke is a joke.....

Delivery is everything
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Post by: WOOO on October 18, 2015, 04:12:51 PM



Yes. Skipped to end.
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Post by: Sokolsky on October 18, 2015, 04:55:52 PM
Voice emits insecurity
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Post by: Thespritz0 on October 18, 2015, 05:21:22 PM
Joan Rivers was actually incredibly talented and funny.
^^
TRUE on that, she was probably the BEST!!!! 

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Post by: WOOO on October 18, 2015, 06:07:13 PM
^^
TRUE on that, she was probably the BEST!!!! 




Fucking funny...
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Post by: SquidVicious on October 18, 2015, 08:41:50 PM
The funniest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth was Bill Cosby's dick.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 18, 2015, 11:35:25 PM
That was horrible.  So unclever, poor delivery.  His accent sucks, mumbles one liner after one liner.  No real thought going on. 

I find him funny, many people in the UK found him funny.
I don't find Joan Rivers funny, many do.
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Post by: kreator on October 19, 2015, 12:19:09 AM
They're not funny at all and most of them are fat dykes
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 19, 2015, 01:04:05 AM
I find him funny, many people in the UK found him funny.
I don't find Joan Rivers funny, many do.
That was pure shit.  Stupid one liners that an eight year old can make up.  No wit, nothing.

George Carlin embarrasses that fool.
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 19, 2015, 01:06:28 AM
That was pure shit.  Stupid one liners that an eight year old can make up.  No wit, nothing.

George Carlin embarrasses that fool.
That's why it was funny...hes a funny man.

I have watched George Carlin, some good stuff, shame he turned into a bitter conspiracy theorist.
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Post by: cephissus on October 19, 2015, 01:47:42 AM
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Post by: DroppingPlates on October 19, 2015, 02:54:02 AM
They're not funny at all and most of them are fat dykes

This is what you get when you give women certain rights...
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 19, 2015, 02:55:23 AM
This is what you get when you give women certain rights...
It all went wrong when someone decided womens opinions counted for something.
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Post by: obesebob on October 19, 2015, 03:04:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHN1UkcSGo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHN1UkcSGo)
a real stand up.Fucking hilarious.
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Post by: kreator on October 19, 2015, 03:05:14 AM
It all went wrong when someone decided womens opinions counted for something.

true, most women are so ignorant that by trying to be equal to men they don't realize they are actually admitting we are the superior sex