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Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.
I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.
I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt
I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.
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most people know this one, but a couple people pm'd me to post it as they hadnt heard it.
November 2006, Saskatoon. I go to watch Xtreme Cage Warz mma event. Im blabbing with Dave who is the promoter. The main event heavyweight guy, Jordan Murray from Winnipeg comes up to Dave and says his opponent backed out last minute (injury or whatever). I look at him and say "I'll fight you". I explain theres no reason to come all this way and not fight someone. Dave asks if I am serious and I say sure, wtf he may as well fight someone. So, someone runs to walmart for me and gets me a mouthpiece and cup and Jordan lends me his extra Muay Thai shorts (which I put on backwards). Some doctor takes my bp and checks me over and tells me Im retarded (in a nice way). I smile and say Im aware. I then go stretch out and get ready. I come out to no music and announced as fighting out of the Tanktank Fight Club :D . Jordan and I square off and he is taller than me with a reach so I try to shoot in and take it to the ground. He knees me in my giant head and then twists me up 7 ways from Sunday and proceeds to beat me about the face for the next 30 seconds. The ref mercifully stops it. I get credit from everyone for doing it on no notice, and ironically paid to get beat up as I paid the entry fee to come view the event :D . It was on youtube for quite a while. It was one of the 3 funnest things I have ever done.
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Haha great times, I wouldn't write half the shit that has happened me on this site as people likely wouldn't believe half of them anyway. Some of us just have 'unusual' lives and crazy stuff just happens to even if you're going about normal daily stuff
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psych ward story time
So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.
Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay
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Haha great times, I wouldn't write half the shit that has happened me on this site as people likely wouldn't believe half of them anyway. Some of us just have 'unusual' lives and crazy stuff just happens to even if you're going about normal daily stuff
I know some shit that has happened to me -- just going through life and then whabam. I post it cause I dont have job or family or kids that will see it and affect my life. Plus most on here know this stuff is true, and the ones who say its bullshit are mostly gimmicks and people who have greater than thou attitudes
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5mg Ativan intravenous would be enough to zonk out Andre the Giant!
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5mg Ativan intravenous would be enough to zonk out Andre the Giant!
ya Im ulltra sensitive to meds to--I would be groggy from .50
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Haha great stories. I found myself in some weird situations being a bouncer in a rough place.
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Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.
I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.
I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt
I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.
So you admit on a on a public forum, where you posted face pics, about being a part of breaking and entering, assault and torture? Why would u publicly expose yourself?
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Haha great stories. I found myself in some weird situations being a bouncer in a rough place.
Some lunatics in Limerick in fairness
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So you admit on a on a public forum, where you posted face pics, about being a part of breaking and entering, assault and torture? Why would u publicly expose yourself?
Yup and?
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Some lunatics in Limerick in fairness
Certainly is. Had some weird times doing doors and coming across these crazys
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psych ward story time
So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.
Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay
Not poking fun, but being out for 36 hours did you piss yourself?
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Not poking fun, but being out for 36 hours did you piss yourself?
strangely no
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psych ward story time
So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.
Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay
Screen Test ;D
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Screen Test ;D
yessssssss
I must remember that--in case theres a next time
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Good stuff Josh! :D
I could write a crazy book about my fucked up life but I`d be too embarassed if some fool bought a copy. ;D
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If someone ever nailed my feet to a board,I`d make it my mission in life to kill those mother fuckers.
That`s some medieval shit right there!
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Not sure if this was Josh, but I remember reading a story on Special Ed's site about a guy who snapped and beat up his supervisor in a supermarket, left the place and then came back and beat him up all over again.
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Not sure if this was Josh, but I remember reading a story on Special Ed's site about a guy who snapped and beat up his supervisor in a supermarket, left the place and then came back and beat him up all over again.
lol was just gonna post thta one
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Haha please do.
Who hasn't thought of beating the living daylights out of their boss?
so Im working part time in the produce dept at this grocery store. The asst. manager is a total dick, Lyle Donais was his name. He's one of those douches who probably was picked on in school and thinks he gets revenge by cutting down people he supervises, calling them names, acting like he is all powerful. So one day we are in the lunchroom and Lyle is being Lyle, a total dickwad. At this point Ive had enough and the rubber band breaks. I stand up on the picnic table in the lunchroom and kick him square in the face. I then hop off the table and hit him at least 20 times square in the face. I walk out of the store, and still fuming, I go back in and he is in the produce department leaking blood everywhere. I grab him again and drive him at least 10 more times in the face. Some customer tries to put me in a full nelson and I deposit him in the tomatos. I then leave, walk home, phone the police, tell them what I did,.....they come pick me up and I got 4 months in Correctional for that. I must have had a solid lawyer cause that was a beating of epic proportions.
funny followup on that. Last year, 16 years after that occurred I was shopping at a grocery store. This lady who had been with the store chain for 25 years, and is one of the coolest people I have ever met, discuss that event. She worked at that exact store when that happened. She said to me she was glad someone did that to him as he was one of the biggest assholes ever
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You have lived one hell of a life dude... Adventures in Avesher Sitting.
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Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.
I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.
I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt
I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.
I love stories like this.i can relate as i was a collector for a loan shark for years.I met him gambling and i had a blast collecting for him.all i did was collect money and gamble,great times.no one understands how this stuff happens in ones life except for other people it happened to.i spent so much time at underground poker games and at casinos many strange things happened to me as well.i couldnt be a regular 9-5 guy and never will be,i think i would off myself.
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I love stories like this.i can relate as i was a collector for a loan shark for years.I met him gambling and i had a blast collecting for him.all i did was collect money and gamble,great times.no one understands how this stuff happens in ones life except for other people it happened to.i spent so much time at underground poker games and at casinos many strange things happened to me as well.i couldnt be a regular 9-5 guy and never will be,i think i would off myself.
in about 11 minutes I should get an email or something from viber telling me how you and I are amateurs and he is the hard gangster and no one leaves London alive ::)
ya the 9-5 thing never cut it for me either,....although I did like greenskeeping golf courses as a job
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in about 11 minutes I should get an email or something from viber telling me how you and I are amateurs and he is the hard gangster and no one leaves London alive ::)
ya the 9-5 thing never cut it for me either,....although I did like greenskeeping golf courses as a job
Of course cause ge is big time hahaha.
I to was a groundskeeper at a golf course from 19-21.I enjoy moeing lawns so i didnt mind it.
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psych ward story time
So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.
Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay
If your in a psych hospital why would they put you in prison if you are known for being mentally unstable? I would think after they drugged you they would have finished restraining you to the bed. I guess Canada is far less liberal than I thought if they jail people already in a psych hospital.
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If your in a psych hospital why would they put you in prison if you are known for being mentally unstable? I would think after they drugged you they would have finished restraining you to the bed. I guess Canada is far less liberal than I thought if they jail people already in a psych hospital.
the amount of people in jail who should be in the psych ward is massive, but I think that issue extends farther than Canada.
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the amount of people in jail who should be in the psych ward is massive, but I think that issue extends farther than Canada.
I agree but my point is taking you from a hospital where you are already being treated seems harsh. If your unstable your likely to be violent.
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I agree but my point is taking you from a hospital where you are already being treated seems harsh. If your unstable your likely to be violent.
I had a bit of a track record by that point with the police so I cant really blame them.
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Nuttypotatot
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Great stories!
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Great stories!
Imagine how great they'd be if they were the least bit true?
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Imagine how great they'd be if they were the least bit true?
Listen slobcock just cause your life has been very unadventurous does not mean everyone elses has.
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Listen slobcock just cause your life has been very unadventurous does not mean everyone elses has.
Dude, you admitted your ass smells like the stale "Uncle Ernie"'jism that leaked out of it
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Imagine how great they'd be if they were the least bit true?
lets be civil with each other and answer stuff honestly.
Why do you think I would tell untrue stories? Especially when I can back them up (legal paperwork on most of them)
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Dude, you admitted your ass smells like the stale "Uncle Ernie"'jism that leaked out of it
I said it smells at times when i have swampass,you are the one saying uncle ernie,did your uncle ernis make you smell his ass when he throatgagged you?
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lets be civil with each other and answer stuff honestly.
Why do you think I would tell untrue stories? Especially when I can back them up (legal paperwork on most of them)
I dont think a man raped by his uncle ernie can be civil.
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lets be civil with each other and answer stuff honestly.
Why do you think I would tell untrue stories? Especially when I can back them up (legal paperwork on most of them)
One time.
Relax....it is the Internet.
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I dont think a man raped by his uncle ernie can be civil.
a mod msged me and said they are considering VERY HEAVILY to ban walter sobchak because he contributes absolutely nothing to this board
dead serious
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I said it smells at times when i have swampass,you are the one saying uncle ernie,did your uncle ernis make you smell his ass when he throatgagged you?
Have you ever been on a canoe trip with Burt Reynolds?
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a mod msged me and said they are considering VERY HEAVILY to ban walter sobchak because he contributes absolutely nothing to this board
dead serious
He is pretty much just an ass
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wow, some crazy stories, I remember reading the supermarket one before
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Have you ever been on a canoe trip with Burt Reynolds?
No clue what that means but i am laughing pretty hard.ever taken a shit in a turkish prison?
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He is pretty much just an ass
At least my ass doesn't smell like a prison laundry rape scene
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At least my ass doesn't smell like a prison laundry rape scene
Lucky bastard
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a mod msged me and said they are considering VERY HEAVILY to ban walter sobchak because he contributes absolutely nothing to this board
dead serious
They ban me and you can stick a fork in this boring kitty litter box...
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They ban me and you can stick a fork in this boring kitty litter box...
be blunt--do you do anything but ruin threads?
Im not trying to argue with you--Im just stating the obvious
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be blunt--do you do anything but ruin threads?
Im not trying to argue with you--Im just stating the obvious
Yes....in fact today I tore seven of my hamstrings jogging to London to fight Fedor.
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be blunt--do you do anything but ruin threads?
Im not trying to argue with you--Im just stating the obvious
Just wondering who fucking died and put you in charge of Getbig content?
Isn't that Shizzo's job to worry about posting?
Come on.....
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so Im working part time in the produce dept at this grocery store. The asst. manager is a total dick, Lyle Donais was his name. He's one of those douches who probably was picked on in school and thinks he gets revenge by cutting down people he supervises, calling them names, acting like he is all powerful. So one day we are in the lunchroom and Lyle is being Lyle, a total dickwad. At this point Ive had enough and the rubber band breaks. I stand up on the picnic table in the lunchroom and kick him square in the face. I then hop off the table and hit him at least 20 times square in the face. I walk out of the store, and still fuming, I go back in and he is in the produce department leaking blood everywhere. I grab him again and drive him at least 10 more times in the face. Some customer tries to put me in a full nelson and I deposit him in the tomatos. I then leave, walk home, phone the police, tell them what I did,.....they come pick me up and I got 4 months in Correctional for that. I must have had a solid lawyer cause that was a beating of epic proportions.
funny followup on that. Last year, 16 years after that occurred I was shopping at a grocery store. This lady who had been with the store chain for 25 years, and is one of the coolest people I have ever met, discuss that event. She worked at that exact store when that happened. She said to me she was glad someone did that to him as he was one of the biggest assholes ever
Hahaha! I wonder if ol' Lyle straightend his shit up after that. ;D
You seem to have had a variety of jobs. I'm curious to what your technique was for
the application/interview process. Would you mind sharing?
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Funny stuff :D
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Hahaha! I wonder if ol' Lyle straightend his shit up after that. ;D
You seem to have had a variety of jobs. I'm curious to what your technique was for
the application/interview process. Would you mind sharing?
Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job
Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week
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Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job
Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week
If my math is correct, my quick estimate puts you up to around 100 (give or take a dozen) work related fights.
Impressive resume, lol.
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If my math is correct, my quick estimate puts you up to around 100 (give or take a dozen) work related fights.
Impressive resume, lol.
nah thats an exaggeration
I would estimate work related fights in the area of 18-25
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Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job
Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week
I've got to work on my lying more. And the interviews are so rare, I tend to get overly
excited and fumble with my words somewhat. But acquiring 137 jobs is an impressive
feat. You could write a book on getting hired.
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I've got to work on my lying more. And the interviews are so rare, I tend to get overly
excited and fumble with my words somewhat. But acquiring 137 jobs is an impressive
feat. You could write a book on getting hired.
none of the jobs were rocket science, I have a degree but my record kept me from getting hired. I worked for the Royal Bank for a while,....but,..well,...one day, my last day working at the bank, I hated that job. A customer came in and blamed our bank for some transaction that wasnt even related to our bank. I knew I was done with that job,..so,...I took off my nametag, put it on the counter and calmly said to the customer "Look, I dont make enough money at this fucking job to put up with this shit from you so why dont you just fuck right off" I walked out, went home,....the bank manager phoned me and told me to come in and talk to him about what happened. I told him if he ever phoned me again I would burn his house down. Andddddd no reference there
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No clue what that means but i am laughing pretty hard.ever taken a shit in a turkish prison?
I believe it's a Deliverance reference. Excellent film...
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I believe it's a Deliverance reference. Excellent film...
Yes it is.
RobCGull has a real Ned Beatty look about him.