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Title: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Thong Maniac on October 26, 2015, 01:31:46 PM
What is the cause of this odd and uncomfortable sensation of having to pee but not much comes out, after jerking it? It always happens when im ultra hydrated and jerk it. Its a shitty feeling
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: YngiweRhoads on October 26, 2015, 01:32:55 PM
What is the cause of this odd and uncomfortable sensation of having to pee but not much comes out, after jerking it? It always happens when im ultra hydrated and jerk it. Its a shitty feeling

Semen back flow into the urethra.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 26, 2015, 01:34:18 PM
Your boyfriend is not sucking up enough of the cum and allowing it flow back up to your balls.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: robcguns on October 26, 2015, 04:05:00 PM
Couple times a year i grt painful urination after jerking it.it burns for an hour or so.Doc said no explanation.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Nether Animal on October 26, 2015, 04:05:53 PM
Pee right after yanking yer plug.

If you wait, your man juice can get dried up at the tip of the pen0r and when you go to pee it gets blocked.

Horrible sensation.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: HTexan on October 26, 2015, 04:10:39 PM
I like to pee after sex. Gets all the excess cum out.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Jizmonkey on October 26, 2015, 06:45:07 PM
Pee right after yanking yer plug.

If you wait, your man juice can get dried up at the tip of the pen0r and when you go to pee it gets blocked.

Horrible sensation.

And then you get a split-pee and both streams miss the can
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 26, 2015, 06:51:36 PM
And then you get a split-pee and both streams miss the can
Fucking hate that. Was at this chicks place and middle of the night I go to her bathroom to pee and my piss goes in all directions but the toilet. I got crusted up cum and pussy juice on my knob spraying a mess. I ended up grabbing her bath towel and wiped down all the surfaces my piss got on. Even got it on my feet and legs. HahAha.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: sync pulse on October 26, 2015, 11:18:01 PM
You bladder is blocked during, and just after ejaculation...
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 27, 2015, 03:10:33 AM
Could be an infection or Prostatitis.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Yamcha on October 27, 2015, 03:44:21 AM
You should immediately cut off your dick
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Henda on October 27, 2015, 05:06:36 AM
Pissing with a hard on is always difficult, what you need to do is kneel for better aim and bend it down into the toilet and be patient,sometimes as you strain it randomly comes out full force and splashes all ower the place despite the kneeling tactic.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Simple Simon on October 27, 2015, 05:13:17 AM
Pissing with a hard on is always difficult, what you need to do is kneel for better aim and bend it down into the toilet and be patient,sometimes as you strain it randomly comes out full force and splashes all ower the place despite the kneeling tactic.
its easier if you do a handstand.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: 240 is Back on October 27, 2015, 05:47:42 AM
Eat more fiber
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2015, 05:57:41 AM
Having to piss a little while after cumming is normal.  Everybody gets that.  There is no cause for concern.

It was explained to me that we evolved a urethral flush out system to deal with the ubiquity of Mary Jane's rotten crotch.  Some of the men who didn't have to pee after sex lost their ability to procreate due to an unfortunate case of cock rot.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: njflex on October 27, 2015, 11:53:47 AM
Could be an infection or Prostatitis.
JUST GETTING OVER WHAT YOU WROTE,,,,NOT FUN '3 MONTHS 'OF VARIOUS LEVELS OF PAIN FROM A SOLID 10 TO A LIVEABLE 2/3 ON PAIN SCALE..
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Primemuscle on October 27, 2015, 11:59:56 AM
Eat more fiber

This is worth quoting. Excellent!
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 27, 2015, 12:13:48 PM
JUST GETTING OVER WHAT YOU WROTE,,,,NOT FUN '3 MONTHS 'OF VARIOUS LEVELS OF PAIN FROM A SOLID 10 TO A LIVEABLE 2/3 ON PAIN SCALE..

Did you suffer from it - I've had achy balls for a while now and realized that it might be due to this. Always thought it was a vein or mingling which caused it.
The doc may find out more...
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: njflex on October 27, 2015, 12:23:51 PM
Did you suffer from it - I've had achy balls for a while now and realized that it might be due to this. Always thought it was a vein or mingling which caused it.
The doc may find out more...
infection in prostate ..peeing every 1/2 to 45 minuts even without drinking water,pain on top like I wanted to lop it off..groin pain like I rode a bike for hrs,,telling u insane...antibiotics /advils/prostate med cleared it up..
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 27, 2015, 12:23:57 PM
I like to pee after sex. Gets all the excess cum out.

I like to pee during sex.  Gets all the excess whores out.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 27, 2015, 01:24:57 PM
infection in prostate ..peeing every 1/2 to 45 minuts even without drinking water,pain on top like I wanted to lop it off..groin pain like I rode a bike for hrs,,telling u insane...antibiotics /advils/prostate med cleared it up..

Ouch - thanks for the info.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: basil on October 27, 2015, 02:55:17 PM
If I don't piss after 'bustin' a nut', the next time I do piss it's flyin' all over the place in random directions like a leaky garden hose.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: calfzilla on October 27, 2015, 04:36:49 PM
Pissing with a hard on is always difficult, what you need to do is kneel for better aim and bend it down into the toilet and be patient,sometimes as you strain it randomly comes out full force and splashes all ower the place despite the kneeling tactic.

I remember when I was a kid I was at a female friends house went to the bathroom to take a piss and for some reason had a hard on; pissed all over the place.  ;D
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2015, 04:43:43 PM
I remember when I was a kid I was at a female friends house went to the bathroom to take a piss and for some reason had a hard on; pissed all over the place.  ;D

You might be a heterosexual.
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Marty Champions on October 27, 2015, 07:16:22 PM
Fucking hate that. Was at this dicks place and middle of the night I go to her bathroom to pee and my piss goes in all directions but the toilet. I got crusted up cum and pussy juice on my knob spraying a mess. I ended up grabbing her bath towel and wiped down all the surfaces my piss got on. Even got it on my feet and legs. HahAha.
:-\
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Marty Champions on October 27, 2015, 07:21:49 PM
Dont try to nut 4times a day everyday i was doing this in a deep sleep wake with level 10 pain in ass hole and my balls yes funny i know

Just nut 1to2times a day
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: 240 is Back on October 27, 2015, 07:33:02 PM
This is worth quoting. Excellent!

i just enjoyed trout, asparagus and black beans.   destroys anything drive thru
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: Primemuscle on October 28, 2015, 10:15:13 PM
My prostate is history. Peeing these days is both easier and more complex. Peeing during sex is a really unique sensation.




Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: njflex on October 29, 2015, 04:56:30 AM
My prostate is history. Peeing these days is both easier and more complex. Peeing during sex is a really unique sensation.





:o..that I can do without lol...we've discussed this already..and you and another poster here helped me greatly with advice .
Title: Re: Peeing after masterbation (and drinking tons of h20)
Post by: njflex on October 29, 2015, 04:57:35 AM
Dont try to nut 4times a day everyday i was doing this in a deep sleep wake with level 10 pain in ass hole and my balls yes funny i know

Just nut 1to2times a day
lol...well your prostate is tucked in right under yer nuts and around ahole ,,so any swelling /sensation will go directly to those areas and uncomfortable..